The Quest For Glory 35
What happens when you take the dour attitude and put-upon demeanor of an RPG NPC to the mean streets of ... Bath, England? Rock, Paper, Shotgun highlights John Walker's attempt to get the good citizens of Bath to do a quest for a kindly old wizard. As you can imagine, hilarity ensues. "In this time of rejection, I did learn a few useful things, however. Older people are much less likely to see the funny side of something, even when the safety of the universe is in the balance. Couples are far better at avoiding the magically hindered than individuals. Men with grey beards really don't like to be called, 'fellow wizard.' (Although, their wives are likely to find it funny.) And then, hope was restored in the form of a man in his 40s. His reaction was certainly the most peculiar of the day. He resigned himself to helping me as if he had to. Could this man have been a true adventurer? Someone who is aware of the demands of being a hero? Perhaps his acquiescent attitude was due to the low level of the quest, and the relatively poor reward for a man of such experience. But something about the simplicity of the task, and the accompanying XP, must have been enough."
wtf? (Score:1, Informative)
The Escapist, January 2006 (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/30/25 [escapistmagazine.com]
Although, I did find it amusing
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"Below is the story of my adventure, originally published on The Escapist, and now in its full glory for you, today" didn't give that away?
Well, color me amazed (Score:2)
Confusing subject (Score:5, Insightful)
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They've vaguely confirmed that it'll be done before summer next year. Or maybe it was before spring?
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Incidentally (Score:4, Informative)
In a little bit realistic manner :
- Random people you bumped into either tried to avoid you (citizens in QfG 2) or did tell you to move along and mind you're business (Sherif and several other caracters in QfG 1, most guards in QfG 2).
- Most people didn't spontaneously ask for your help, you had to search what quest are available (sort of classified ads in the hero guild in QfG 1) or try to imagine what people might need and spontaneously provide it to them (various caracters in QfG2 would tell you about legends or about ressource that aren't availble easily anymore)
- You had to insist and talk people into trusting you (the separated couple of QfG 4).
- Only very near to the end of the game by the time supposedly everyone has heard of your performance someone desperate may come and directly talk to you.
But the difference is that QfG series of games where primary Adventure Games with RPG elements thrown in and thus benefit from the usual characteristic of those categories (well written story telling as most games from Lucas Art and Sierra, as opposed to long chain of bring object A to person B à-la-Zelda and Link)
PS: Works nice with FreeSCI...
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It was only after the KQ4 update patch (for machines with 512kb of RAM!!!!) that they added in the prompt window that paused the game while typing. Before that you had to make judicious use of pretyping a command, and using F2 to repeat it quickly.
More boobs! Re:Confusing subject (Score:1)
My personal favorites were the re-make of "Quest for Glory 1: So you want to be a hero?" and "Quest for Glory 4: Shadows of Darkness." I truly enjoyed my nightly rendezvous with Katrina [wikipedia.org], especially after she had taken off her cloak and exposed her round, soft, delectable breasts.
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You might want to check out Tierra's remake of QfG2 -- looks like it should be fun. Also, QfG 4.5 is a fan made game that gives an interesting take on the series!
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Looks like Tierra changed their name to AGD Interactive and the Quest for Glory 2 remake [agdinteractive.com] is a work in progress.
I'll probably download QfG 4.5 to see how good the spoof of part 1 is.
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Although I loathe to say it... (Score:1)
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No Surprise (Score:2)
I suspect that the other adventurers were merely on their way to a higher XP area/quest to complete.
FedE->x (Score:2)
I have to do it... (Score:2, Funny)
The scientific process (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, an explanation for the convention of magical girls. The scientific process truly is amazing. After all, without experimenting such as this chap has, who would have believed all of the anime telling us that young women are the only ones capable of saving the universe?
Ah, so that's why! (Score:3, Funny)
Sadly things went awry... (Score:1)
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WoW jokes will be with us for a long time.
I'm off to Bath (Score:5, Funny)
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That's odd (Score:5, Funny)
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I guess the deal is that you should have black hair and glasses to fetch the interest of young girls. Of course, if you can play a good game of Quidditch that scores extra points!
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In other news... (Score:2)