Mario Might Save Christmas? 127
Last week there was a Nintendo media event giving the gaming press preview experiences for the Christmas season's games. 1up has a look at all the titles on offer, but the one that (understandably) got the most attention was Mario Galaxy for the Wii. Wired's Chris Kohler thinks Mario's bee suit might save Christmas, while MTV's Stephen Totilo has comments from an hour hands-on with the game ala Games For Lunch. From Totilo's comments: "Each planetoid presents a challenge -- squash things, collect things -- that rewards players with the creation of a new launch star. I've launched Mario to a sphere that looks like it's made of wood. A star guy of some sort is in a glass jar. I need to kill all the Goombas to free it. I can jump on their heads, but I can also do the spin move, which knocks them dizzy and sends them spinning themselves. If Mario runs into them while they spin, they die."
Awesome. (Score:5, Funny)
(alternative jokes rejected for this submission:
Thank you Mario, but the Christmas is in another castle)
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Peach has been holding out on Mario for a couple of decades now.
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Did you seriously just reference like a 70 year old comic character?!
Anyway, no mario isn't going to save christmas. How is any game that is only around 6 hours to 20 hours (as almost every $65 game is these days) going to "save christmas".
It used to be that a videogame offered you far more content than a movie. For $65, I can buy one game that lasts between 6 and 20 hours. Or I can spend $65 and see about ten movies at an average of two hours each. That's at least twice as much ent
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* Please note that the C in this case always corresponds to "correctly" which is a bit of a weasel term since I might have hallucinated the whole thing.
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http://www.aclu.org/religion/gen/22324res20051207.html [aclu.org]
I know it was a joke, but spreading that kind of FUD is never right.
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World of Warcraft? Second Life?
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None of the Halo games are even in the top twenty all time best sellers. This latest Halo isn't going to outsell the last Halo which had about twice the installed base - the 360 is selling at a slower rate than the last Xbox.
There is some bizarre idea amongst Xbots that somehow all of them going out at once and buying the latest Halo game is something anyone cares about.
Xbots of the World: "We all bought Halo at the same time! Take that gaming world!"
Gam
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None of the Halo games are even in the top twenty all time best sellers.
If the only games we discussed were the best selling games of all time, our discussions would all be about whether we should evolve our Pikachus into Raichus or whether or not Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen were worthy remakes of the originals. Seriously, Pokemon dominates your top twenty all time best seller list and it's filled in with Marios, Sims, and GTAs in between.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games [wikipedia.org]
Those are all fine games to talk about, but considering there are many more
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I'm not saying Halo 3 is the best game ever, and I'm not saying it's the worst game ever...but Halo 3 sure as hell has sold more copies than any other game so far this gen...
Isn't number sold what you trolls like to talk about the most?
Wii Play (Score:2)
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/game.php?id=2666 [vgchartz.com]
If Wii Sports counts then of course it trumps both with 10.6 million. But this is a bundle so it doesn't really count.
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Wii Play has sold 1.6 million more copies than Halo 3 thus far. http://www.vgchartz.com/games/game.php?id=2666 [vgchartz.com] If Wii Sports counts then of course it trumps both with 10.6 million. But this is a bundle so it doesn't really count.
Why do you not want to count Wii Sports for being a bundle, but ignore the fact that Wii Play is practically free when you take off the price of the bundled controller? (amazon lists wii play right now for 48.99 and wiimotes on their own for 39.99; that's $9 for the game)
I obviously can't speak for the millions of other buyers, buy I would never have bought Wii Play if it hadn't been bundled with a wiimote. (having said that, I like the game and it has seen more play time than several games which I paid
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I obviously can't speak for the millions of other buyers, buy I would never have bought Wii Play if it hadn't been bundled with a wiimote. (having said that, I like the game and it has seen more play time than several games which I paid full price for, but never the less, I wouldn't have bought it at full price)
If it hadn't been bundled with a remote, would you have paid just $10 for it? I would have. In fact, for a $10 game, I've also played it more than most of the $50 Wii games I have, effectively giving me more fun per dollar. But I agree; I probably would not have paid full price for the game.
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Do you REALLY want to bitch about graphics when WoW looks quite a bit worse and yet has 9 mil active accouts? (last I checked, anyway) People care about gameplay more than graphics. Guitar Hero, WoW, Second Life, STARCRAFT, man I could go on but the point is maybe over half of your criticisms shouldn't have been about graphics.
As for art direction, Halo has its share of the mediocre and the spectacular. Not everyone has Bethesda's concept artists, you know ^^
One would have thought you'd try and
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He's the pro-PS3 troll, of course he's going to complain about the graphics and other numbers because those numbers are the only thing the PS3 counterparts have over Halo 3.
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That's just flat out wrong, it's 2x 640p resolution, or 1280p equivalent scaled down to 1080i.
The most unstable/shitty framerates of any fps on any console
Horrendous IQ - AA? what's that?
Jarringly bad art direction - day glow? WTF?
What is Day glow and why is it so bad?
No dedicated servers like every other modern fps
No need for dedicated servers like every other modern FPS (you can make any ben
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Actually, they considered 'blooming' (i.e. the day glow you mention) to be important enough, that they rendered each frame twice at 640p. One overexposed frame, one underexposed frame - then combined the two. Were they rendering different pixels, rather than the same ones at two different exposures, you could call it 1280p equivalent. Certainly it's rendering that many pixels, but they aren't rendering that
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Sub HD graphics - 640p resolution
That's just flat out wrong, it's 2x 640p resolution, or 1280p equivalent scaled down to 1080i.
You're flat out wrong, how could you get caught in such a bad spin?
What they did is sure enough NOT equivalent to 1280p. Rendering a 640p frame twice in two different color space never was equivalent to 1280p frame. It's far from being the same even in computational power needed.
So no sorry, 640p is sub HD graphics, and will never be equivalent to 1080p any way you look at it.
You should have realized that as Xbox 360 already struggles to display true 1080p (with 16:9 ratio, meaning 1920x1080 frames)
, it co
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If you read the original Halo team rebuke, you'd know that the '640p' renderers are OVERLAYED: one on top of the other, which makes your point pretty pointless. Plus even if you had '640p' * 2 renderer it would still only render 1/2 of the required 1280p
Note: doubling must be done on both X and Y axis, for example 4x as much processing is required to move from 720p to a 1080p signal
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I'm sure your paycheck will be docked accordingly.
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In 'proper' Mario games, they've missed twice by my count. Super Mario Bros. 2 (which wasn't really a Mario game anyway) and Super Mario Sunshine.
Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, Super Mario 64 are absolutely legendary, definitely among the 'best games ever made'. Yoshi's Island and New SMB are both excellent.
So I'd say that yes, there are very good grounds indeed to think
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While I thoroughly enjoyed Super Mario Sunshine, and thought it was a great game, I also found the story line a little bit uncreative. It was almost a complete rip-off of Super Mario 64. No new goals (beat boss, collect red coins, go to top of level through nifty jumping exercise, etc...).
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What changed from M64 was that while in M64 the level stayed mostly the same and all stars were always available in SMS only the selected star was spawned, forcing you to go through the stars in order and discouraging random exploration because you wouldn't get anything out of it.
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Because its not as good as Mario64 and many previous Marios. It has nothing to do with nostalgia, Mario64 simply is the better game (more scenarios, more actual jump'n run, no "clean this, clean that" quests, much better balanced, less frustrating, no load times, no dumped down swimming, etc.). There is lots and lots of what is wrong with Sunshine, its still a good game, but not as great as we were used from previous Marios. That said compared to other non-Mario jump'n ru
Why People Dislike Sunshine (Score:2)
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First Metroidvania (Score:2)
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Well, if the people giving the "Game of the Year" award are the sort of gamers who are most interested in console-based multiplayer FPS games, then Halo will likely win.
I mean, if you want to talk about it, then let's just say what's going on with that. The current pop-culture of gaming right now is biased towards multiplayer, either FPS or MMORPG, doesn't care about story, art, or single-player gameplay. If that's who's handing out awards, then it's no surprise that Halo is the big game this year.
That's not to say there aren't better games, more original games, or games which will ultimately prove to be more influential. Personally, I think that if you look back in 10 years, Wii Sports will probably have had a bigger effect on the gaming community than Halo 3. Portal is far more innovative than Halo (even though it's kind of a remake of Narbacular Drop), and the Half Life series continues to provide a better single-player experience than Halo.
I recently read someone's attempt to compare Bioshock and Halo 3 to decide which was a better game. The review basically said, "Bioshock looks better, has a better story, and generally has a much better single-player experience. but Halo 3 has the best multiplayer ever, and multiplayer is what really matters!"
So yeah, it's basically a question of who's giving the review or who's giving the award. For some people, Mario Galaxy won't be a very good game unless it's a multiplayer FPS they can play on XBox Live.
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mean, if you want to talk about it, then let's just say what's going on with that. The current pop-culture of gaming right now is biased towards multiplayer, either FPS or MMORPG, doesn't care about story, art, or single-player gameplay. If that's who's handing out awards, then it's no surprise that Halo is the big game this year.
Wait, trends in gaming? Hasn't the wii out sold the xbox360 already? Doesn't that mean that Wii sports has outsold ALL xbox360 games?
"My friends and I only play FPS and MMORPGs and have narrowed our world view to the point that other game genres and trends don't show up in our small minded view of the world", does not mean the world is changing to adhere to your ignorance. If you pay attention you might notice that guitar hero and games of that type are also pretty big right now, or be surprised to f
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"My friends and I only play FPS and MMORPGs and have narrowed our world view to the point that other game genres and trends don't show up in our small minded view of the world", does not mean the world is changing to adhere to your ignorance.
Geeze, calm down, I'm not even talking about me.
My point wasn't about about actual trends in games, but the pop-culture biases about games. Whenever I see anything related to gaming on TV, it always seems to be about frat-boy types playing Halo. Whenever I read gam
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Yes, it's sort of part remake, part sequel, part unrelated game. That's why I said it's kind of a remake.
For those who aren't familiar with the history, the short version: Some developers made a little game called "Narbacular Drop" more as a proof-of-concept than a real game. It involved using doorways (same thing as the portals in Portal) that the user could place in order to solve puzzles. When Valve saw the game, they hired the developers of Narbacular Drop to remake the game, but this time set in th
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And that's fine. I'm not saying you're wrong to enjoy Halo or that multiplayer can't be important to you. People who, like you, are very interested in multiplayer gameplay will likely believe that Halo 3 is a far better game than Bioshock. People who have that opinion are allowed to have that opinion.
But that isn't the only point of view. Essentially, I don't care about multiplayer capabilities because I'm not going to be playing online. I'm more interested in the visual style, story, and creativity o
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Well, I am people, and I only seen those games and be instantly repelled. Halo as well.
I guess we have to wait till the Halo movie to see who the real winner is. Mario Brothers is already a loser, D&D (representing western RPG, my kind of game) is severly wounded but had a small comeback (second movie was passable), Final Fantasy was okay if part of it was just Aliens with less slime.
Just because YOU are a nintendo fanboy doesn't mean PEOPLE are. Just as easily I could point out that some of the allti
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Just because YOU are a nintendo fanboy doesn't mean PEOPLE are. Just as easily I could point out that some of the alltime classics in gaming are ALL pc gamers. Greatest flightsim, greatest adventure (Sierra style), greatest RPG (western style).
There are a lot of other games that I could've talked about being great - I loved Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings, I loved Deus Ex (I should play that again sometime soon) and I enjoy playing Halo... but when I think Game of the Year, I think of fantastic gameplay that can be replayed over and over, or at least for an extended period of time. Halo 3 is a great game, with fun multiplayer, but I don't see it as being nearly as great in terms of gameplay as Mario Galaxy, Halo is great because of the competitiv
Uh, hello... Bioshock? (Score:2)
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Oh, and the final boss, ugh soo bad...
But what made Mario 64 so awesome wasn't just that it was new, but that what it did, it did more competently than anyone since has managed. The next best platformer of that sort was Banjo-Kazooie, and it was no M
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Mario switched from linear levels, to backtrackable worlds, to multiplayable worlds. I agree with the GP it's about time to switch.
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UR MR GAY (Score:4, Informative)
A Bee Costume? (Score:2)
Sounds about right. Mario certainly fits the Killer Bees profile. It was only a matter of time. Hide you pollen, folks. At least he hasn't found a Landshark suit.
Quick comparison (Score:5, Funny)
[Overweight] Mario: YES; Santa: YES
[Dressed in red] Mario: YES; Santa: YES
[Facial hair] Mario: Moustache; Santa: Beard
[Hair color] Mario: Brown; Santa: White
[Headgear] Mario: Cap with 'M'; Santa: Floppy conical hat
[Frequency] Mario: Annual/Bi-Annual*; Santa: Annual
[Lineage] Mario: Unknown**; Santa: Elf (Jolly)
*: Rough estimate of release frequency of new Mario games
**: Is he human? A mushroom person? What is he, anyway?
Tough call, but I'm still gonna give this one to Santa Claus. Mario might be able to save Peach, but he's got a bit to go to save Christmas.
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I'm sorry, Santa, but your cookies are in another castle.
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While Mario may lose to Santa, he easily beats Rudolph, who is also credited with saving Christmas.
He's a plumber from Brooklyn! (Score:2)
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**: Is he human? A mushroom person? What is he, anyway?
Help me out with the Christmas tie-in... (Score:1)
Help me out with the Christmas tie-in, if you could. Are you suggesting that SlashDotters are so young that they are typically waiting for mom and dad to buy them the right game for Christmas? Are you suggesting that SlashDotters' lives are so pitiful that a video game release around Christmas would be the major event in their lives around that time? Or what?
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Senseless violence? (Score:1)
Against Goomba Violence!!! (Score:2)
Against Goomba Violence!!! Who's with me?
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Re:Mario (Duck Hunt) (Score:1)
There's a new version of Duck Hunt out for the Wii, you can see it listed online at any GameStop store.
Alternate headline (Score:2)
(Depending on how you take this, it can mean: a) if Mario is what's needed to save Christmas, then the standards for a merry Christmas have really sunk; b) Mario might not save Christmas, period; c) I'm sitting here with a high fever about to pass out from fatigue and can't think of anything funny to type)
Videogame Christmas is safe (Score:2)
This follows the recent release of Halo 3, Orange Box, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Bioshock, and several other outstanding next-gen games. And some Wii games too.
Is a Christmas present at my house (Score:1)
What about Chanukah? (Score:1)
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Nintendo will be releasing a game next spring called Luigi Rescues Pe[s]ach. "Let my princess go!" In the game, Luigi eats moshe-rooms and chocolate shekels to give him power, but watch out for the maror! He tosses spinning dreidels at the Koopa Troopas to knock them off their feet.
Unfortunately, the sequel to this game is going to be a real bummer... 40 years in the desert [themushroomkingdom.net]
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Least it's not Jerry Seinfeld's bee suit