Referee Recommends Disbarment For Jack Thompson 280
spielermacher writes "GamePolitics is reporting that Jack Thompson — the lawyer every gamer loves to hate — has apparently lost his court case and is facing disbarment. The Referee in the case has gone beyond the Florida Bar's request for a 10-year disbarment and is recommending a lifetime ban. From the Final Report issued by the court: '... the Respondent has demonstrated a pattern of conduct to strike out harshly, extensively, repeatedly and willfully to simply try to bring as much difficulty, distraction and anguish to those he considers in opposition to his causes. He does not proceed within the guidelines of appropriate professional behavior ...' All I can say is that it's about time."
Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
Speaking as someone living in Florida, the idea that the state of Florida did something right is even more astounding than the idea that the US government did right.
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, as someone who lives right smack in orange county I'm pretty much struck fuck dumb by this. It's like something gave them a violent allergic reaction and it manifested as common sense, decency, and good taste instead of anaphylactic shock.
Getting rid of the competition (Score:5, Funny)
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Wouldn't either the sudden outbreak of common sense or anaphylactic shock in politicians and lawyers be ideal outcomes?
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Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
He could try suing the Florida bar in federal court, but the chances of the circuit court taking the case are pretty slim.
Yes, because of violent gay gamer conspiracy operating at all levels of the courts working against him!
Hey, with Jack out of the picture, someone has to step up to the plate at Crazy Bastard Memorial Field.
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Call it wishful thinking. :)
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Informative)
It's not even the state of Florida. It's the Florida Bar, which is a professional organization set up by the Florida Supreme Court. So while it was granted authority by the government of Florida, it isn't part of the government of Florida.
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
It's the Florida Bar, which is a professional organization set up by the Florida Supreme Court.
It's not even the Florida Bar. It's just some guy named Frank.
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Actually, I believe it was a federal court that decided that JT would not be allowed to file court papers with them, unless they were also signed by another attorney. That didn't really have anything to do with this bar trial, other than JT trying to cut off the bar trial by going to the federal court, which slapped him down. I'm just a layman, so check out these links for better info: link 1 [gamepolitics.com] link 2 [gamepolitics.com]
What has happened, is that the bar trial judge has found JT guilty, and her recommendation is PERMANENT disbar
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
Game over man, game over!
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Does it go any other way?
Of course it does. How do you think JT got here to begin with?
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
Has anyone tried spraying him with holy water*? I have a feeling it may work.
*Or pasta water, depending on your particular religion.
Re:Thank Goodness (Score:5, Funny)
We might have gotten the better end of that trade.
(I kid...)
It's not just lifetime disbarment (Score:5, Informative)
Re:It's not just lifetime disbarment (Score:5, Funny)
The Judge also wants him to cough up $43,000 to cover the Bar costs because the whole thing was so outrageous.
That's a lot of beer
Re:It's not just lifetime disbarment (Score:4, Informative)
107,000 gallons if you like home brewing very good American swill. A little less if you go for real beer. Less if you go for chinkweiser and not enough if it's German beer. ;)
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The Judge also wants him to cough up $43,000 to cover the Bar costs because the whole thing was so outrageous.
That's a lot of beer
It's a hell of a lot of hot coffee ! ;-)
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It seems too good to be true.
Is there anything to stop him from making the exact same amount of noise, but just hiring other lawyers to do the legal mumbo jumbo?
money, the ultimate show stopper (Score:3, Insightful)
Is there anything to stop him from making the exact same amount of noise, but just hiring other lawyers to do the legal mumbo jumbo?
I doubt he'll be able to find anyone to work for free. Tilting at windmills is cheap only if it's your windmill and you're doing it on your own dime.
You will see him on TV or in churches... (Score:4, Insightful)
Chances are he will hit the talk show circuit, particularly among conservatives, to give speeches about video games and the decline of civilization (or law) as we know it. I half expect him to show up at a local church and be proclaimed a prophet.
And he'll write a book.
Re:It's not just lifetime disbarment (Score:5, Funny)
Good thing there aren't any incompetent lawyers out there then...
so what (Score:4, Insightful)
He'll probably make more cash being a commentator on Fox News pushing their particular agenda. He's been defanged but no one's cut his vocal cords.
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His disbarment would discredit him in a very real way. For a major television network to present him as a credible expert after this, they'd have to think their viewers complete idiots.
It remains to be seen just how low an opinion fox news holds of their viewers.
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Two words - Nancy Grace.
Re:so what (Score:4, Insightful)
There might be a place for him as White House press secretary.
Re:so what (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, I think that's about right these days.
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Re:so what (Score:4, Interesting)
People stopped listening to him a long time ago.
Ah no, there you're wrong. Never underestimate the entertainment value of a nutbar in vocal mode.
What they've done is stop taking him seriously. I'm a long way from being tired hearing about him.
In my opinion, one of the best treatments of his obviously deranged state is that done by de-rez http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/55-Jack-Thompson-The-Movie [escapistmagazine.com]
Serious coffee on keyboard time.
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Nice to see someone paying homage to Adams with a suitably obscure sig.
My three years at college were spent with a sign containing that phrase on my door. I lost count of the number of times clueless fellow students asked me what it meant.
Censorship? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sorry, but I just have to do this... (Score:5, Funny)
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
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Yo-ho
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One contract that I was at had an incompetent DBA. (The first time I began to question her abilities was when she asked if changing the desktop bitmap would impact system performance).
It does. At least on very old computers with little RAM, if you had a large desktop image, it'd have to swap it from disk to display it, so the desktop would take very long to display. I still remember the days...
Muahahahaha! (Score:5, Funny)
The Florida Bar Wins.
Fatality
But...But... (Score:5, Funny)
Bill G. retires. And now Jack T. is being disbarred. Who will be the slashdot editor post about for us to all agree on in our complaints?!
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Who will be the slashdot editor post about for us to all agree on in our complaints?!
With that type of grammar, I nominate you.
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Give Bill a break, it's not like we don't have Steve B. to mock. And to be fair, Steve is at least 3x the schmuck that Bill ever was.
Soon, Jack Thompson for Senetor/representative (Score:3, Interesting)
The ruling is a trip. (Score:5, Insightful)
I love reading legal documents where it's clear that the person being deposed is batshit crazy, and they're trying not to use pejorative language while stating the facts.
As an example, the line "During his testimony, the undersigned Referee asked for clarification of Mr. Thompson as to which of the four binders of exhibits in evidence he was referring. Once clarified, Mr. Thompson spoke at length, before re-addressing the issues" is footnoted with the following:
What followed the Court's inquiry regarding clarification as to in which binder the document was located, is twenty-three (23) pages of testimony by Mr. Thompson involving matters such as: why he had not shaved that day for court; referring to the "Twinkie" case about the killing of a Mayor in San Francisco; a lawsuit filed by him in Kentucky in 1999 involving allegations regarding a video game entitled, 'Doom'; an interview with Matt Lauer from NBC's Today show; the killings in Columbine; information about a Lt. Colonel David Grossman regarding his book, On Killing; information regarding addressing the American Bar Association and his shared Christian values with David Grossman; former President Bill Clintonâ(TM)s radio address regarding David Grossman (sometime during the Clinton administration years); an appearance with now deceased CBS reporter Ed Bradley of 60 Minutes; comments by Peggy Noonan-former President Ronald Reagan's speech writer-and an article she wrote for The Wall Street Journal; comments about the movie starring actors Russell Crowe and Al Pacino, called The Insider; issues regarding products liability and 'Big Tobacco'; the alleged targeting by Mr. Thompson by Blank Rome; information about Doug Lowenstein described as the president and chief lobbyist for the parent company of the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board)--which Mr. Thompson alleges now "represents gun running cartels." T 1068, line 7; an article published in Reader's Digest with actor Tom Hanks on the cover; Mr. Thompson's meeting with convicted murderer Devin Moore on death row; a contention of a racial component in defendant Moore's case, "they certainly have it to contend with in Alabama being a slave state," T 1070, line 15, 1071, line 1; information that allegedly occurred the week of the Final Hearing in this disciplinary matter regarding comments made by a law enforcement officer in Australia and New Zealand equating a spike in teen violence with interactive violent video games; an article which purportedly appeared in Time magazine quoting David Grossman; the connection of violence towards law enforcement officers and interactive video games that simulate the killing of officers; and the numerous civil lawsuits filed across the country in various jurisdictions which lead to the filing of the Strickland case in Fayette, Alabama.
I'm almost going to miss the crazy bastard. This stuff is too good to be fake.
Re:The ruling is a trip. (Score:5, Funny)
I've got to admit, after reading that, I'm really rather curious as to why he didn't shave!
Shaving was the problem. (Score:2)
He probably realised that shaving tools can be considered 'weapons' and after visualising a game called "Barbers 101 - Virtual Tutorials" his mind nearly asploded.
He is that batshit crazy he probably even thinks people can kill other people using an electric shaver!
Re:Shaving was the problem. (Score:5, Funny)
If you can't kill someone with an electric shaver, you're not trying hard enough.
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Dismemberment? (Score:5, Funny)
Dang it! I totally thought that said "dismemberment"!
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Good riddance to bad advocate (Score:5, Insightful)
Ultimately - even if you disagree - they have a reasonable position. i.e. it's generally bad for kids to play violent games. and all reasonable positions should be considered. Having someone who goes off at wild tangents, blames everything on games whether there's any evidence or not and pisses off the entire legal system is not really a good person to have on your side.
Re:Good riddance to bad advocate (Score:5, Insightful)
It's really a shame that the anti-violent game lobby has someone like JT as a de-facto spokesman. Ultimately - even if you disagree - they have a reasonable position. i.e. it's generally bad for kids to play violent games. and all reasonable positions should be considered. Having someone who goes off at wild tangents, blames everything on games whether there's any evidence or not and pisses off the entire legal system is not really a good person to have on your side.
We'll have to agree to disagree that it's a reasonable position. I think it's unreasonable to make that jump that it's 'bad.' Further, even if I agreed, it's not up to the government to decide this, it's up to the parents and families and individuals. The Video Game Industry, afaik, has always been reasonably responsible in rating their games, and parents can decide if thier kids can play M-rated games or not. I really don't understand the basis for the 'anti' argument at all. Don't like it, don't play it, and don't let your kids play it.
Though I think sheltering your kids is far more harmful to their development than letting them play M-rated games, you don't see me insisting we pass laws saying you should let your kids play whatever games they want to. It's not my business to tell you how to raise your kids.
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For example, gamers are not subject to the same regime of fitness and discipline as recruits, and can stop at any point without fear of retribution. A soldier cannot stop training simply because he is tired, bored, hungry, there's something on TV, etc.
There is a point to what you're saying, but the anti-games lobby (and JT in particular) t
Re:Good riddance to bad advocate (Score:4, Insightful)
There's a lot more to military conditioning than target practice or tactical training. While these things are comparable in some ways, there are significant differences.
To be fair, even target practice and tactical training have to be done over when moved to the real world.
You're not going to learn to shoot well enough to pass the marine corps' firearms tests through a video game, no matter how much time you spend or how much some people would like to believe that's the case.
Last time I shot, over a decade ago, I was a fair shot, but I wouldn't personally think that the limited experience I had with a real rifle would prepare me for trying to pass that test. And that's real weapons work, not simulated conditions.
Likewise with the tactics, a lot of that ends up being muscle memory and training in using ones senses as part of the strategy, you aren't going to learn that via a video game, ever. Perhaps one could learn the very basics, but I doubt that it would take even a day to teach that.
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Actually, I had a chance to test this. Before Army Basic Training, I spent hours on the videogame "America's Army", which has a level that is an accurate representation of the Fort Benning range. I remember it was pretty difficult to score 'expert' in order to be allowed to go to sniper training, which helped a lot in multiplayer.
Well, in real life, I found my training carried over. It took a few practice sessions to get used to the weapon, but pretty soon shooting the real m16 felt like "clicking" on ta
Re:Good riddance to bad advocate (Score:4, Interesting)
It may be a reasonable position, but is it a correct one? So far nobody's been able to come up with any hard numbers agreeing with it. All the results are either "no correlation" or "kids who play violent video games are slightly less likely to be violent than average".
The position that if you're standing in the airlock of the ISS and give a good shove off, sending yourself flying away from the station and towards Earth, you'll burn up in the atmosphere is also a reasonable one. It just happens not to be correct. One orbit later you'll find yourself bumping off the ISS again. Common sense might say one thing, but orbital mechanics says another. I suspect the same thing's at work: common sense might say that violent games should beget violent acts, but reality and psychology don't work the way common sense says they should. Nothing new there, lots of things that're true violate common sense.
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Although the orbits intersect, when you get back to where you started, the ISS is slightly behind, so you won't run into it.
It's actually another good example of a violation of common sense in orbital mechanics - you have to decelerate to speed your orbit up, and vice versa.
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"It's really a shame that the anti-violent game lobby has someone like JT as a de-facto spokesman. "
Not unless one supports that lobby, who remind me of the anti-comic book loons when I was young (eons ago).
IMO they richly deserve him.
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Indeed. Video games seem to have taken the place of tabletop roleplaying games as THE NEXT BIG EVIL THAT WILL TURN OUR KIDS INTO PSYCHOPATHS AND AWAY FROM JESUS!!!! It's the same sort of cranks with the same kinds of junk science, badly interpreted or even completely fraudulent statistics and with the same underlying support from the enemies of freedom; the Religious Right.
I remember being a kid and having my parents all concerned that because I was playing D&D and Battletech that I was well on the way
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my parents all concerned that because I was playing D&D and Battletech that I was well on the way to the lunatic asylum.
Well, their concerns about D&D were unfounded, but the Battletech combat system was intentionally designed to make people crazy. After trying to GM a game of Battletech 20 years ago, I'm still recovering!
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Indeed. Video games seem to have taken the place of tabletop roleplaying games as THE NEXT BIG EVIL THAT WILL TURN OUR KIDS INTO PSYCHOPATHS AND AWAY FROM JESUS!!!! It's the same sort of cranks with the same kinds of junk science, badly interpreted or even completely fraudulent statistics and with the same underlying support from the enemies of freedom; the Religious Right.
Wow, I didn't know Hillary [usatoday.com] was a part of the Religious Right. All this time I thought she was a leftist [ontheissues.org] who is trying to ban the sale of violent video games to children. [youtube.com] This is one step closer towards a total ban on video games someone doesn't like. IMO, Hillary is no different than Jack Thompson. Seems to me there is little difference between the right and the left as they both have their share of those who cry "Won't somebody please think of the children?"
BTW, I am a Christian who doesn't support ban
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First of all, where's the evidence that playing violent video games is actually bad? In Rome, people used to take their kids to the arena to watch gladiators kill, or be killed, by each other, elephants, lions, tigers, bears and so forth. The fact is that violence, and sometimes rather extreme violence, has been part of human entertainment for millennia. Heck, during wartime, educating the kiddies in violence has long been a tradition, just in case they're needed to either fight in battle or defend their
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"...generally bad for kids to play violent games."
Please cite the study that comes to that conclusion. Be specific as to the age range the studies includes.
Re:Good riddance to bad advocate (Score:4, Insightful)
i.e. it's generally bad for kids to play violent games
So be a good parent and don't let them. The price of convenience for lazy parents cannot and must not be the end of free speech for everyone else. The ratings system was and is a good compromise, it puts the tools into the hands of the parents to make their own decisions with regard to the welfare of their children and it should have ended with that. What I don't understand is why anyone would want to be on the side of limiting freedom of speech. The founding fathers were extremely wise in the considered trade-offs they made in those first ten amendments to the Constitution. They knew that some people would say things which they didn't agree with or didn't like hearing, but they had the foresight to realize the tremendous upside potential and value of free speech, even potentially objectionable speech, to the continuation of freedom and the democratic way of life. If you have to suffer the reality of violent video games, pron, and Rush Limbaugh so that free speech can continue then I say so be it.
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While I can understand why we should not censor what someone else creates, a game doesn't really qualify as speech.
Please go crawl back under your bridge. Speech means expression, video games are expression, you are not even a particularly interesting troll.
Take Two must be sad on this. (Score:2, Insightful)
Well, he may still, but no one will listen to him.
My greatest fear... (Score:2)
Humor aside, we all know that he'll end up as a "moral pundit" or some similar shit on FOX News.
Darn (Score:2)
I read that as "dismemberment" - oh well, disbarment works too.
Who will replace him? (Score:5, Interesting)
Penny Arcade made a very good point [penny-arcade.com] a few years ago, when Thompson was threatening them:
Now that it is even more obvious that Thompson is a nutcase, who is going to take his place? Someone competent in that role? That is a scary thought.
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It's not like he has a job and when he's gone someone else will apply for it.
If someone was really good at this, they would already be doing it.
Not that someone won't step up for some other reason.
I hope he got well paid (Score:4, Funny)
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IANAL (Score:5, Interesting)
This seems to be in Florida only.
If he is disbarred there, can he pass the bar in another state?
Re:IANAL (Score:4, Informative)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disbarment [wikipedia.org]
"However, under the American Bar Association's Model Rules of Professional Conduct, which have been adopted in most states, disbarment in one state or court is grounds for disbarment in a jurisdiction which has adopted the Model Rules."
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IANAL, but AFAIK, in theory, yes, in practice, hell no.
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Referee recommends dismemberment for Jack Thompson?
I know. Too much Dexter.
RIAA and MPAA? (Score:2)
That's all good (and well deserved), but when are they going to get around to the RIAA and MPAA lawyers? They're just as bad at predatory practices and push the limits constantly. Disbar all of them as well!
Big problem though... (Score:2)
Jack Thompson will simply reinvent himself as a lobbyist and if you think he was bad as a lawyer, wait until he has no rules by which to follow. I'm not so sure if just keeping him an ineffective lawyer would have been better.
Summary line (Score:2)
My fiancee just read that as "Referee Recommends _Dismemberment_ For Jack Thompson".
And while that may be slightly harsh from my perspective, I'm sure it'd get quite a few votes.
This story is misleading, nobody read the PDF? (Score:3, Informative)
I have to question the journalism skills of a gaming site. Just like slashdot, they are very quick to do stories that promote a certain way of thinking, correct or not. Here's a bit of the PDF they built the story on:
"It is apparent that other costs have or may be incurred. It is recommended that all such costs and expenses together with the foregoing itemized costs be charged to the Respondent, and that interest at the statutory rate shall accrue and be payable beginning 30 days after the judgement in this case becomes final unless a waiver is granted by the Board of Governors of the Florida Bar. It is further recommended that Respondent shall be deemed delinquent and ineligible to practice law persuant to R. Regulating Fla. Bar 1-3.6 for failure to timely pay the costs assessed in this proceeding."
It looks more, to me, he's in trouble with just Florida, but only if he doesn't pay his fees on time. My understanding is, he could skip paying this. I don't think he's commented on what he'll do, but it's highly likely he'll pay like any other lawyer and be able to continue pestering people in Florida. Regardless, he has 49 other states to harass.
Re:This story is misleading, nobody read the PDF? (Score:4, Informative)
Congratulations, you can read the last page.
The bit about costs is separate from the rest of the recommendation. If the Supreme Court adopts the referee's recommendation, he'll be disbarred for life. That's pretty much standard language they probably include where you temporarily lose your license if you don't pay the costs of the proceedings against you. If the final punishment was simply a reprimand, then the failure to pay would become more important. The costs issue is a separate punishment from the disbarment.
In many states lawyers are suspended each year for failing to pay their bar dues. As soon as they pay them, they're reinstated.
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not the end (Score:4, Insightful)
You think we've seen the last of Jack?
I don't think so. They guy has found out you can make a living out of being an asshole, he's not likely to drop that recipe for success. My bet is that he'll be doing the pundit round next. He'll found some institute so his CV can read "former lawyer, now chairman and founder of the No More Violence Institute" or something like it, and then he'll go from TV station to TV station and spread his crap. Very few of them will tell their viewers about his disbarment.
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Well there's always Fox News.
Re:Owned (Score:4, Informative)
Shouldn't that be "PWNED!"?
Re:Singlemindedness (Score:5, Insightful)
Why a right-winger? Left-wingers are at least as hostile to freedom of speech when the speech is something they dislike.
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Re:Singlemindedness (Score:4, Insightful)
Displaying my supposed left-wingedness, i'll say that religions are fine, provided you don't shove them down everyone else's throats. The same goes for ideological platforms. Thankyou.
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Other ideas for Jack Thompson video games:
How about "Jack Thompson, Homeless Ex-Attorney," where the goal is to panhandle for enough money to get online, then solicit donations from old ladies to keep up your crusade against video games?
Or "Jack Thompson's Texas Hold Em," where you play the game by arguing with the dealer about signing loyalty oaths and get up from the table every other hand until the other players have you escorted from the casino?
Or "Jack Thompson's Civilization," where you attempt to rem