Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China 165
The Opposable Thumbs blog reports that World of Warcraft's most recent expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, is not being allowed into the Chinese market. The Escapist brings further details, saying, "According to an insider, two specific shortcomings included the presence of skeleton characters and a 'city raid.' Nor did the submitted version contain the starting area for the game's new Death Knight class." The Chinese version of World of Warcraft has been modified in the past to remove skeletons and zombies.
WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
WTF? So what did they replace the whole plaguelands, undercity, Tirisfal, and Silverpine with? Evil Tibetans? ;)
This is it... (Score:5, Funny)
The one liberty that they shouldn't have messed with.
There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing), and China will be a democracy by May.
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
If we combine chinese and US censorship, will there be anything left?
Great! (Score:4, Funny)
Now my gold will be much more valuable in the future.
This is the least of your problems. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Lobby price too low (Score:5, Funny)
I'M CHINESE (Score:3, Funny)
i'm chinese
son of a bitch skeleton
skeleton is pig
do you want rotten flesh?
do you want no eyeballs?
skeleton is pig disgusting
zombie is an evil
FUCKING SKELETON!
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is it... (Score:5, Funny)
There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing), and China will be a democracy by May.
Never happen. Gold farmers can't go into the sunlight, they'll burst into flames.
confused (Score:5, Funny)
i saw chinese ghost story [imdb.com] recently and there was a scene where clearly rotting corpses were trying to drag the main character into the cellar
there was even a transvestite tree spirit pimp of dead ghost whores
so no skeletons... but transvestite tree spirit pimp of dead ghost whores is ok?
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
If we combine chinese and US censorship, will there be anything left?
There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
Re:I'M CHINESE (Score:4, Funny)
Burma Shave
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
I know you've probably never felt any breasts (this being slashdot and all), but to the best of my knowledge they don't have bones.
Re:WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
I know you've probably never felt any breasts (this being slashdot and all), but to the best of my knowledge they don't have bones.
Given my target customers, you can trust me, this is completely irrelevant.
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
Though I must say that if I had to choose between blood and tits, I'd rather take the second :-)
I'm from Hallmark, a leading world-wide manufacturer of greeting cards. Could I speak to you about perhaps doing some copywriting for our Valentine's Day collection?
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure man. I'm a veritable fountain of romantic sayings.
Here's another freebie: If I had to choose between yogurt and tits, I'd take the second.
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
Must feel sort of uncomfortable there, with the lakes etc. slowly starting to boil and vaporize during midday, as the temperature goes past 100 degrees. So far I thought 42 degrees in southern Spain were really hot...
Re:confused (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is the least of your problems. (Score:5, Funny)
As someone who has, in the interests of science only I might add, studied those 4 frames you mention quite intensely for hours and hours and hours on end, I can officially state that was not a "small nipple."
Based on my extensive measurements, it is soundly in the upper 84th percentile of the "humongous" category. Sadly, it doesn't quite reach the rarafied heights of "gargantuan" (except possibly on my 60" TV), but she isn't hungarian either so that wasn't to be expected.
In the future please leave the classification of nipple sizes to qualified experts. It is already hard enough for the average layman to get back the results he wants from Google when searching between "large," "big," "huge," "giant," "GIANT," "humongous," and the aforementioned "gargantuan" without you hacks muddying these oft-motorboated waters with your slipshod appraisals.
If you are so inclined, I do have quite a few reference documents (867 gigs) that will help you with your future attempts at nipple classification. Alas, the accompanying certification classes have been cancelled due to lack of attendance. For some reason no one shows up after the first day when we distribute the resource materials.
Re:WTF? (Score:3, Funny)
"Yes, they are real. They are not mine, but they are real."
Re:Reminds me of my childhood (Score:1, Funny)
What if a nazi died on the can? Can we talk about that?