Could UK Tax Breaks Pave the Way For GTA London? 137
BanjoTed writes "An interesting — if tongue-in-cheek — bit of speculation is up at MCV about the possibility of a Grand Theft Auto title across the pond. 'Chancellor Alistair Darling's pledge to support the video games development industry with tax breaks could do more than simply protect the future of the UK dev sector,' the site claims. 'It could also have dictated the setting of the next Grand Theft Auto.' Its reasoning? That developers will only be eligible for new UK tax breaks if their games can be proven to be 'culturally British.' Being based in the UK alone is not sufficient for this — instead, the games in question must promote Britishness. Hence MCV's conclusion that Grand Theft Auto V may well be set in London — saving Rockstar an estimated $16m in the process."
Been there, done that? (Score:4, Informative)
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Yes, even the article mentions that. It doesn't mean there couldn't be a new GTA London, using the same engine as GTA IV. I'm not sure if they really want to promote "Britishness" with a game series like GTA though, even if its a fun game.
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I think a similar game could be done though - something along the lines of Grand Football Hooligan: London.
Or how about, G20 Protest: London - you get the choice of playing either the police or a member of the public. You get to experience good old British tactics, such as kettling, or when that fails, a good old beating them to the ground. You'll face dangerous villains such as people trying to make their way home from work, and protestors armed with digital cameras. Be sure to arrest anyone who asks to se
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If it's any consolation, they do that shit in America too. I can't even count how many times I've been called "un-American" during the course of what should be polite political conversation.
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OTOH, you could be an Irish bastard who gets to kick the shit out of a bunch of chavs.
Re:Been there, done that? (Score:5, Funny)
And anyway, GTA, with its focus on wanton violence and abuse, is somewhat dated. How about a completely different approach: A game where the objective is to drive in a safe, economical, environmentally responsible and polite way through London City in the rush hour, taking into account the one-way system, the roadworks, the tens of thousands of pedestrians crossing the street in front of you, the fact that the London streetmap looks a bit like a Mandelbrot fractal and that streetnames change on average every 20 meters. Now that WOULD be extreme.
Re:Been there, done that? (Score:5, Funny)
GTA's focus on wanton violence and abuse may be dated for London, but it would be highly apt for GTA:Glasgow.
Re:Been there, done that? (Score:4, Funny)
GTA's focus on wanton violence and abuse may be dated for London, but it would be highly apt for GTA:Glasgow.
One of the missions in the upcoming GTA:Paisley mission pack is to steal a jeep, set it on fire then crash it into the front of the airport terminal building. Then you have to avoid the irate locals and police, with three "wanted" stars.
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Can we get the main characters modeled after the Top Gear crew (the cars should fit the show too!), and have The Doctor somewhere in there?
I’d play that!
Having the Monty Pythons in there would be icing on the cake. ^^
Imagine you live in a flat, and go to eat in the local restaurant, where you can get spam, spam spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam. Then some weird weird guy at the ministry of silly walks gives you a job where you you have to buy a “British Beetle” at “C
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Dunno about the cars.
Stealing an ice-cream van could net you a couple of grand, if you stop and sell in the right area.
You know how the GTA4 engine will draw lots of the same type of car to save memory, so it only needs to buffer one model? I work near a taxi office. A long session on GTA4 session followed by seeing lots of near-identical Skoda Octavias and Mercedes C-classes driving can be unsettling...
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mmm, the GTA 3 gen games did that too though perhaps not to such an extreme extent. It was really annoying when you were looking for particular car models for side missions.
then maybe they can put in the missing Ring Road (Score:3, Funny)
Glasgow Inner Ring Road
and the rest of the Greater Glasgow Transportation Plan.
Re:Been there, done that? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd be keen on seeing how they could implement the congestion charge into the game. Especially in the early parts where you're generally short on cash - somehow beating pedestrians and prostitutes to death for their spare change to pay the fee doesn't seem to promote quite the image of Britishness I would guess the law is aiming at.
On that note, a game involving binge drinking, violence, knife crime, teenage pregnancy, police brutality and political corruption would definitely promote "Britishness" at the moment, but I can't see Our Glorious Leaders giving it the official stamp of approval...
Re:Been there, done that? (Score:4, Funny)
So... GTA:Eastenders
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I'd be keen on seeing how they could implement the congestion charge into the game.
I don't think it's a problem. If you don't pay the charge on the day they write to you a week or two later, long after the car has been written off.
Failing that, steal a bus. Preferably a bendy bus, so you can kill extra pedestrians on the corners.
(Or steal a bicycle? Plenty of criminals use bicycles as getaway 'vehicles', they're much faster than cars in central & inner London, and cars can't chase bicycles down narrow streets or steps. Of course, look out for the police on bicycles.)
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Hah, I'd buy GTA V just to cause bendy bus carnage.
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(Or steal a bicycle? Plenty of criminals use bicycles as getaway 'vehicles', they're much faster than cars in central & inner London, and cars can't chase bicycles down narrow streets or steps. Of course, look out for the police on bicycles.)
Even better, for pure silliness factor, how about a Thames Clipper [tfl.gov.uk]!?
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On that note, a game involving binge drinking, violence, knife crime, teenage pregnancy, police brutality and political corruption would definitely promote "Britishness" at the moment, but I can't see Our Glorious Leaders giving it the official stamp of approval...
Yes, because let's not forget that Britain Is Broken. You can't even walk down the street without getting drunk then stabbed and made pregnant by a teenage asylum seeking terrorist high on drugs bought with generous handouts from Gordon "Stalin" Brown.
I wish all the whinging bloody Daily Fail reading UKIP voting morons would fuck off to their villas in Spain (apparently it's only immigration when furriners come here, tax dodging ex-pats polluting someone else's country with their idiocy and refusal to speak
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It would be too difficult.
In American GTA, I can drive carefully down the pavement past a cop car so long as I don't kill any pedestrians.
In GTA V: London, the police would randomly start chasing me because one of the following reasons will have been met:
1. I look like a Geezaaaaah.
2. My MOT is out of date.
3. My Tax disc isn't on display because I sold it for the Hot Coffee scene.
4. I didn't pay the congestion charge.
Oh, and every street wider than 10ft in London is a car park of traffic...
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"the tens of thousands of pedestrians crossing the street in front of you"
Am I the only one who read this and started thinking about how much score you could earn if you just put your foot down? ...too much Carmageddon, GTA and such over the years I guess ;)
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And anyway, GTA, with its focus on wanton violence and abuse, is somewhat dated. How about a completely different approach: A game where the objective is to drive in a safe, economical, environmentally responsible and polite way through London City in the rush hour, taking into account the one-way system, the roadworks, the tens of thousands of pedestrians crossing the street in front of you, the fact that the London streetmap looks a bit like a Mandelbrot fractal and that streetnames change on average every 20 meters. Now that WOULD be extreme.
I think that game is called SimCity
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I remember when the 3D GTA came out for PC and PS2 I was very disappointed. Sure, the graphics were massively redone-- but it lacked the original feel. The announcers voice was gone, no Hare Krishnas's running around chanting, etc etc.
If any game brought back that original feel, with powerups like 'Instant Gang', I'm sure it would be a success. At le
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True, the modern GTA games are very different from the old ones though. The 3D GTA games are focused arround completing missions that tell a story, afaict while there were missions in the 2D GTA games there was no concept of completing a story (the levels were won by scoring sufficiant points)
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The problem with doing a new GTA: London is that none of the current generation of consoles has the polygon rendering power to render the current roadworks going on in London. I don't even think Fermi can render each of the millions of cones in London right now. You're not going to get far in your stolen car if you're stuck at gas mains works. Never mind the speed cameras, maybe there could be an in-game achievement for racking up 1 million pounds in speeding tickets.
However most of the bridges and tunnels
kids these days... (Score:2, Insightful)
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Yea, but no, but yea (Score:1)
It'll be just like real life.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/humber/6122826.stm [bbc.co.uk]
Stupid score system (Score:1)
The score system is totally stupid. The only way you can get 16 points is if the game is based in the UK.
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Good luck with that.
Any idea how many different, mutually incompatible, versions of English are out there?
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Really? What's a boot? In England, it's a car trunk. In the US, it's footware. And in Newfoundland it's "I'm taking a walk aboot to Joe's t' get me a bottle'a screech, boy".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_dialects [wikipedia.org]
Re:Stupid score system (Score:4, Insightful)
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True, OTOH we brits at least get a lot of american and austrilian TV (a lot of soaps seem to be australian, not sure why) so we learn the little americanisms pretty easilly. Is it not like that in other english speaking countries?
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Something doesn't need to be defined be a central authority in order to exist. Trust the evidence of your ears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UgpfSp2t6k&feature=fvw [youtube.com]
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Item A is the only one that really matters. It doesn't matter if it is (C) made in the UK, by (D) EEA employees, if the end product is just an imitation of US culture. Item B is meant to prevent it from just being an non-diverse outsiders caricature of British culture, which is what a game about warm beer, bad cooking and drinking tea would be.
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I think his point is that A is the only one that counts, let alone matters. If you have A, you pass regardless of the other options, if you don't have A, there's no way to make it up from the other options. Not just stupid but actively retarded I think.
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Unless you are able to score partial points of course. Like maybe 10/16 for A and other amounts for the others.
Knightley, Clarkson (Score:2)
It would help if there were more characters that looked like Kiera Knightley.
Driving like Jeremy Clarkson in some of his more manic modes would be fun, too.
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But if you brought out a 3D version nobody would notice the difference.
Re:Knightley, Clarkson (Score:5, Funny)
Driving like Jeremy Clarkson in some of his more manic modes would be fun, too.
Instead of pressing the left stick activating the car's horn, it could cause your character to shout, at full volume, "POWWWWERRRR!!"
Nice setting, shame about the clichés (Score:2, Insightful)
London would be a fantastic setting for a GTA game; its street layout would be more fun and varied than the grid design of the US cities - I remember the carnage that could be had in the Midtown Madness game set in Paris.
The whole "Geeze, cock'er'ney gangsta, innit" schtick is already very tiresome though (seemingly every single British crime film or TV drama already features it).
I'm sold, my only question is... (Score:3, Funny)
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Well, in GTA: Chinatown Wars you had to pay bridge toll. Congestion charge would actually be pretty funny.
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I remember in GTA4 you could just smash through the barrier and not pay the toll. Of course doing so would set the cops on you but a one star is easy enough to lose.
Have they tightend things up in chinatown wars?
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No, your cars in GTA are nearly all either stolen and/or repainted by dodgy spray shops so it wouldn't be you getting the congestion charge bill
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I know this is kind of a running joke in this thread, but they could go three ways with it.
1) Make it like San Andreas, where you had to eat/work out in order to keep your health up. A lot of people didn't like that because it was too much micromanagement, so they got rid of it in GTA4. They could add the option to pay the charge on to a cashpoint/ATM or something like that. If you didn't pay it within a certain amount of time, you'd get a fine or the cops after you.
2) Set the game in a time period before t
Bah. (Score:2)
But no one remembers Carmageddon, obviously.
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I think with GTA it's not just about the violence it's about the portrayal of gang culture in a rather glorified way along with the relative lack of consequences. Your character can never actually be killed only "wasted" and wake up outside a hospotial.
Though I have to say GTA 4 if you played all of it had a far more negative ending than most of the previous games, I doubt the complainers got that far though.
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But the interesting point is that showing the consequences usually results in more criticism (even though, I agree, it makes more sense your way round). E.g., showing the graphical effects, rather than leaving it off-screen; having people die, rather than magically being okay - these are things which people will claim make it more "violent".
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Indeed, they are damned if they do damned if they don't. Any game that people want to play (that means the player must to some extent at least succeed in the storyline and people must be able to replay failed missions) and that is set with the player as a criminal gang member will be seen as glorifying gang life.
name change needed (Score:5, Funny)
We don't have "Grand Theft Auto" in the UK. We have the slightly politer-sounding "Taking without owner's consent".
TWOC: London
doesn't seem right.
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TDA - Taking and Driving Away
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joyriding
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The trouble is that some folk would say "Oh, but I was going to return it! Honest, Gov'!" and because they were not going to permanently deprive the owner of their property, it was a (very, VERY unlikely, yet still possible) defense to a charge of Theft. Especially in cases when cars were taken from family members and reported stolen, only for a son or daughter to be found joyriding later.
TWOC was brought in to address this loophole.
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The Getaway (Score:2)
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Bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
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GTA Moscow? (Score:2, Interesting)
How about it?
GTA Moscow?
Nobody? OK, Karma be damned... (Score:3, Funny)
In Soviet Russia, game develops YOU!!!!
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Wasn't that made into one of the Bourne movies?
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I guess the game could have gay mafia gangs which you could antagonise by driving right through their rights protests!
British characters (Score:2)
Rockstar get most of the way there already since the GTA series is produced in the UK by Brits, and is in English.
If the main character was British, or even maybe just several subsidiary characters, then that should push them over the edge and qualify them.
Guy Ritchie (Score:2)
Get Guy Ritchie to write the story, maybe even direct mo-cap/dialogue. In GTA 4 I just wanted to skip all the cutscenes.
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Hammond for Motorcycle missions,
Clarkson for mindless destruction,
May for... well.. anything slow.
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"why do they call him 'bullet dodger'?"
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it would be called chav twocker (Score:1)
and it definatly needs this Renault Clio as one of the rides
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3282687 [somethingawful.com]
TWOCKING is an abreviation of "Taking Without Owners Consent" what car theft is normaly refered to by the Police in the UK
And you get Islamabad and Khartoum ports for free! (Score:2)
Rockstar North (Score:3, Insightful)
I'd buy it only if... (Score:2)
Bonus points (Score:5, Funny)
Bonus points for putting an indestructible blue phone booth somewhere.
Dundee Surely? :-) (Score:2)
That would be awesome. (Score:2)
PS2 had a game called "The Getaway" that was a GTA3 type of open world crime shooter game, the map and landmarks/buildings were accurate to the real streets of London, (at least, that's what I remember) and it was actually quite a fun game....
It hink the possibilities for a London GTA storyline would be endless. They could have the typical london mob boss, like in Guy Ritchie movies, or, they could make it contemporary or set it in the days of the Krays.
I mean, they've done LA, Miami, and New York...London
Fire Up The Quattro! (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re:I hope the Americans are ready for this (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe they can finally get more liberal with sex and have an actual hot coffee minigame. But from European cities, I'd rather have Amsterdam on it.
Re:I hope the Americans are ready for this (Score:4, Funny)
But from European cities, I'd rather have Amsterdam on it.
All the trolley trams and cyclists would make speeding around town...somewhat challenging i expect.
On the other hand, we dutchmen are well known for our fondness of...coffee. ;-)
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trolleys, trams and cyclists are the least of your worries. I would be more concerned about all those waterways your car could fall into.
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And getting stabbed by moon worhipping fundimentalheads.
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the dutchmen hate.... coffee.
and hate the tourists who... drink it.
hehe there could be a random art-gallery security guard attack whenever you wander into a ... coffehouse.
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The intro FMV would be a guy sat in a dressing gown with a "vase" on the table in front of him, and he'd mutter the phrase "Nah, I'll just stay in today."
End credits.
Re:I hope the Americans are ready for this (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry, but I strongly think the tax benefits should be withheld unless there's a hot tea minigame. Give me that cup of Darjeeling baby yeah baby yeah!
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The Dutch have the sex aspect covered but are severely lacking in a bit the ultra-violence.
Now imagine walking around a rainly grey city, in an overcoat wiff a fuk-in ant-eye aircraft gun in you fuk-in trousers, then robbing a bookie. Oh, the glassings, stabbings, beatings, gang warfare of merry old london town, shooting a bobby, smashing CCTV cameras while
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I think that the laid-back local police [youtube.com] might take the excitement out of GTA: Amsterdam somewhat.
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The rest of Europe maybe, but in the UK we still sadly have some of the same attitudes of censorship (the BBFC can even ban games for adults).
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I'm not sure how that is going to go over with the availability of guns in the UK, and how easy it is to drive in London. Lets face it, half the fun is running down everyone and shooting stuff.
Gun crime stats suggests criminals can get guns just as easily in the UK as they ever have been able to, despite a string of legislation over the last 13 years that's supposed to prevent it. And driving in London's no worse than in any other major city...
Re:It needs guns (Score:4, Funny)
And driving in London's no worse than in any other major city...
You've either never been to London, or you've never left.
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A colleague waved out of a car window as I cycled past him on the South Circular this morning. I got to work (a few miles further round the South Circular) only a few seconds before him, but this is going away from Central London at 9:40.
A long time ago (1950s/1960s) there were plans to build fast roads right into the centre of London. Only a few bits got built (e.g. Hammersmith Flyover). Had it all been built everyone in London would have been living close to a noisy, congested, polluting motorway, and bee
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"Gun crime stats suggests criminals can get guns just as easily in the UK as they ever have been able to, despite a string of legislation over the last 13 years that's supposed to prevent it. And driving in London's no worse than in any other major city..."
That's a bit of an oversimplification of the system though.
Criminals getting guns is a bit misleading, because, well, when you get a gun like a handgun under UK laws you become a criminal. For example, the perpertrator in Virginia Tech or Columbine weren'
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Re:It needs guns (Score:4, Interesting)
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Then I want my Desert Eagle .50! :D
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