Microsoft Rumored To Buy Second Life 223
Jamie noticed a rumor making the rounds: Microsoft buying Second Life. Nobody is confirming or denying anything, much less announcing anything sounding like a price. Or a reason why this makes any sense to anyone.
Why the hell was this posted? (Score:5, Insightful)
No confirmation, no denials, no explanation, no reason to believe it at all... ...and this is news?
Re:Why the hell was this posted? (Score:5, Funny)
for nerds dammit. NERDS. Respect our authoritah.
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everyone knows that Microsoft doesn't like its current life and wants a new one. Unfortunately, second life only allows actual people to play, so for Microsoft to be able to play as a corporation, they would have to buy it first and change the rules. Isn't that obvious?
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But didn't you hear? Corporations are seeking personal privacy. Next thing you know, they ask for second rights (bad pun intended).
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Yup. In the 'new' second life, Microsoft Windows Tablet Edition is successful. And there is no anti-trust law.
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No confirmation, no denials, no explanation, no reason to believe it at all... ...and this is news?
Well, I didn't hear it before, so I guess it qualifies...
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Wait. Microsoft wants to buy Second Life?
Don't they need to get a first life, first?
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In five years time I expect to see a story about Microsoft buying minecraft.
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Five years ago, maybe. Now? Not so much.
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What surprised me more is that Second Life is even still around after all those years.
Re:Why the hell was this posted? (Score:5, Insightful)
Easy! Just get rid of the entitlement complex, roll the mouse wheel one more notch, and the article you aren't interested in will disappear from your screen.
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Have you heard the story about the door. Don;t like the story don't read it, gees and certainly don't comment. Slashdot is more about the comments and the links sometimes in those comments, the story is about tweaking imaginations of nerds and setting off a round of those comments.
Rule of thumb every internet property is worth buying, subject to the price. Would second life fit M$ well no but it certainly fits MSN which M$ owns.
So MSN could do good stuff with 2nd life especially if it had a direct link
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Linden Lab is privately held, and has no stock to pump.
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microsoft bob chat (Score:2)
or to organise virtual chat lobbies on MSN live, whose quality and relevance could even reach Microsoft Bob levels.
Re:microsoft bob chat (Score:5, Funny)
Except that clippy will be replaced with a swarm of flying didoes.
SL Pranks (Score:3, Funny)
It's a reference to pranks like this on SL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv6tr3SvmIY [youtube.com]
or more particularly, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s [youtube.com]
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won't that image die? Geebus it's been years and that's what geeks think when they hear SL.
Funny thing is, if the event organizers had been more on the ball and competent, the griefer would have never been able to set off the penises in the first place. And even if he had, he wouldn't have lasted as long as he did, it would have been Eject+Ban so fast his head would swim.
The one thing I learned from Second Life (Score:2)
The one thing I learned from the news coverage about Second Life:
The plural of "dildo".
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Am I the only one that read that as "flying dildos"?
I assumed it was a typo. Esp. since I have no idea what flying didoes are.
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Or what's a stationary one for that matter.
Or do they burrow?
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Oddly I read it as "flying diodes".
Maybe I should put the soldering iron down for a while and go outside.
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Am I the only one that read that as "flying dildos"?
And right you are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lkER8R9Hx8 [youtube.com]
15-20 Million PS3 Home Users (Score:4, Insightful)
Home has turned out to be a massive success for Sony. Microsoft has to do something because right now their online service is getting laughed at by gamers:
* Forced 50 dollar a year online fees
* Laggy P2P based networking for games
* Tiny online game sizes because of the horrible P2P networking tech
* Their creepy ripoff of Nintendo's Mii avatars
Compared to Sony's:
* Free online gaming for every single player
* Standard dedicated servers for all major games just like in PC gaming
* Gigantic player counts for online games thanks to the dedicated servers
* The massive Home online service
Home is absolutely packed with people at all hours of the day with almost every person spending money constantly on Home items for their characters and personal spaces. The amount of money Sony is making off of the Home service is huge when you add up just low estimates for what people are buying every month.
Sony has been working on Home since the early PS2 days. Combined with their long history of experience in MMORPG tech and development it is going to be basically impossible for Microsoft to take Second Life and turn it into anything that can compete with Home.
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Home did generate massive amounts of hatred from Xbox owners in the gaming media as expected. That is the only possible way you could make the absurd claim that Home has been anything but a massive success. But outside of angry fans of other consoles with nothing to compare to Home, the services has been absolutely flooded with gamers from day one.
The service was so successful right from the very first month Sony was absolutely giddy reporting the number of users and amount of money they were making from on
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Not to mention missing out on the privilege of playing with people like you.
How DOES he live with himself?
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Sony has announced that they will also be adding a $50 subscription fee, so that benefit is gone. So MS might be losing small market share, but 'getting laughed at by gamers' might be a bit of an exaggeration.
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MS has 25 million live subscribers. @ $50 each, that's $1.25bil.
I'm no expert in Xbox Live, but your cited article [bloomberg.com] doesn't match your figures. It says that only half the 25 million users paid the $50 Gold subscription:
Microsoft says about half the service's 25 million users paid an annual fee to play games online like "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" in the year ended June 30. That would be about $600 million.
So rather than $1.85 billion dollars of sales that you estimate, it is more like $1.2 billion that your article estimates. Still nothing to be laughed at. I can only assume that the grandparent poster meant to say was that the Xbox Live service was laughed at by Playstation gamers. Which they would, I suppose.
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Doesn't Really Make Sense For Microsoft (Score:4, Insightful)
Home is massive. The amount of work Sony has put into it over the years is enormous. A full MMORPG style gaming engine. Media streaming tech and servers. Integration with games and the PS3 system software. Huge amounts of tools and processes for adding content from Sony themselves and vast numbers of third parties.
Microsoft would have to spend years coming up with anything remotely similar. I have a hard time imagining they are really going to try to come up with a copy of Sony's Home. There is burning anger from the humiliation the huge success Sony has had with Home both from the gigantic userbase and enormous support from third party gaming companies.
But everything at Microsoft points to them no longer really trying to compete with Sony and the PS3 and instead have given up and turned to trying to turn the old Xbox 360 hardware into a Wii type device. They have been closing down internal studios and other internal Xbox related teams for the past two years. They now only have about 3 first party studios. Suddenly ramping up the resources and personnel to try to create an answer to Sony's enormous Home online world just doesn't make sense. Whatever they come up with is going to be so late and rushed that it is going to just look like junk in comparison.
Fanbois are out tonight (Score:2)
I doubt there is any burning anger over at MS directed towards Sony. They should be happy that they are in second and that they have a yearly revenue stream from millions of people. XBox is an investment that they would love to duplicate with their other consumer devices. XBox also keeps the company in the news.
I think maybe you are a troll or your post was very acute sarcasm. Sony just released their Wii copycat controllers. At least MS has an innovative motion control scheme.
What is funny is that b
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The eyetoy/eye predates the Wii, and Sony was working on that wand controller in the PS2 days, they even had prototypes. Didn't release it because the tech wasn't quite there yet. IIRC the limitation was the original eyetoy's resolution and the PS2 wasn't quite powerful enough to do what they wanted with it AND put out pretty graphics while processing the video.
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Please. I use SL and have a PS3, and while Home has improved and is actually "fun" now, it's no SL. Sure it looks nicer and is smoother, but it's not the sandbox that SL is.
For example, just today I made up some signs for an event, that will teleport people to other locations where other sub-events are being held. I'm no scripter or builder but even I can slap a few prims together to make something useful. You can't do that in Home, you can only consume. While I like consuming in SL...there's more to d
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Oh dude, that's just too freaky. I can handle just about any other fetish, but those damned flurries are too freaky for me.
Re:Obviously (Score:4, Informative)
Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
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Well their first isn't held in such high regard, so it's not wonder they need a second one. ;)
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Re:Wait a minute... (Score:4, Insightful)
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yeah, doesn't he know that linux users base their sense of worth and value around how much cock they can suck?
Can you think of a better metric?
IP (Score:4, Insightful)
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Microsoft's Aim: OpenSim, .NET, Windows Server (Score:2)
I'm looking at this two ways: What could MS use SL technology for?
It's more of, "how can Microsoft push its agendas better by buying SL?" Here is how.
Currently the SL main grid runs on Linux servers, with Mono powering the scripting engine. However, there is an open source reverse-engineered replacement server for the official SL servers, called OpenSim. OpenSim is written in C#, and has gotten some support and interest from Microsoft. You can currently only use the official servers in the SL main grid, while people outside tinker with OpenSim.
Microsoft can buy SL,
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One exception though was SoftImage. They were strictly a UNIX based software product so when Microsoft purchased them and forced them to produce a Windows version the engineers refused to let the UNIX version get 2nd fiddle status. Customers who used UNIX loved
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One exception though was SoftImage. They were strictly a UNIX based software product so when Microsoft purchased them and forced them to produce a Windows version the engineers refused to let the UNIX version get 2nd fiddle status. Customers who used UNIX loved it and eventually Microsoft got enough workstation business to sell SoftImage and their UNIX versions are still top notch. sorry, long story.
Are you talking about Autodesk SoftImage animation software? According to Wikipedia, that's owned by Autodes
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LoB
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They could probably make it run easilly on a XBox 720 though.
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reason for the acquisition (Score:5, Funny)
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That's probably more like it. :p
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They have decided that the scripting language is far superior to Jav... er, C# and .NET.
The Second Life scripting language compiles to run on the CLR. Second Life has embedded mono in their client.
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From http://www.mono-project.com/Scripting_With_Mono [mono-project.com]
The early results of switching showed that there was a 50 to 150 times performance increase in switching from LSL/interpreted to LSL/Mono.
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Bad secondary (Score:4, Funny)
they got confused when they saw all of that embracing and extending going on in the virtual space of Second Life.
That was cruel, when you said that the Furries first came to mind, and then shortly after than visuals of the embracing and extending you mentioned...
Thanks a lot.
Because... (Score:4, Funny)
...because Bill Gates wants to make his Linden dollar purchases for "Gorean" equipment deductible?
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... because the mental image I always needed as of Steve Ballmer hot and sweaty in front of a crowd shouting "Penises! Penises! Penises! Penises! Penises!"
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Can anyone spare L$20? (Score:4, Funny)
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Really, really, really... (Score:2)
don't care
Hell, I'm even surprised that second life is still up and running considering the collective ADD that 'net users demonstrate
See what happens! (Score:3, Funny)
Would they lock out Linux? (Score:3, Interesting)
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If they did, would anyone notice?
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Knowing MS, probably. However, as the other responder said, would anyone notice? How many Linux users use SL?
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Not a lot, but I suspect there's a higher percentage of Linux users amongst the oldbies/scripters/builders/movers and shakers than amongst the "HOWLZ-ing" masses.
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Microsoft virtual sex (Score:2, Insightful)
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Microsoft is purchasing this in anticipation of starting a virtual brothel in Xbox Live. Subscribers will be able to pay real money to participate in virtual (fake) sex acts with complete strangers.
Sure that would be new? As an outsider, I though the xbox FPS scene was all about the teabagging. That and using weed inspired names. And acting like spoiled 10 year old boys, even if they're 40 yrs old and living in moms basement. Other than that, yeah.
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It's not that much different on the PS2/PS3, though I think there's a slightly higher percentage of non-assholes willing to tell the weed-inspired, teabagging, spoiled boys to shut up. Stull not enough to make the experience "good"
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Sad thing is, that might even make the XBox profitable.
Why would MS do this? (Score:4, Informative)
I'm betting Microsoft is seeing the money they can make from furries.
I had an SL avatar, ran it into a furry hangout, oh look, a stripper pole. I get on it, leave to take care of something that needed urgent attention, come back and I've suddenly got the equivalent of $50USD.
I didn't do a damned thing and made $50. Furries are unusually un-thrifty with their money, it seems.
The rumor is all wrong... (Score:2)
No, no... the rumor is all wrong. MS is trying to buy "A Second Life".
Unfortunately, didn't Gates & Ballmer sell their souls' to the Devil along time ago?
Big companies innovate by purchase (Score:2)
Microsoft was once a hugely internally competitive company, one that favored the absolute hot dog. The person that could write code and deliver code faster than anyone else (who cares if it can be understood as long as it was written with Hungarian Notation). Obviously some things have changed in the 15 or so years since I was there. Still, this environment is increasingly ineffective as software complexity goes up by leaps and bounds, and their ability to reward working in such a crappy, loner, dog eat
It's pretty obvious WHY they'd do this (Score:4, Insightful)
two words:
Patent
Portfolio
They've been rumored to be active in one of the open-source secondlife clones for a while now, so it's not a matter of wanting the access. Secondlife has been thoroughly, totally mismanaged for years so it's not the expertise (besides, didn't they just lay off most of their employees?).
There's only one, single thing that they would gain from this purchase; and it's so obvious that I'm literally shocked no one has mentioned it yet.
They want the patent portfolio, so that they can shut down any competing open source clones and prevent anyone else from operating in that space.
Its a Sick Joke (Score:3, Insightful)
From what ive heard on the SecondLife Beta group this is laughable at best
Why would MicroSoft want to buy a company that
1 has massive LINUX installs (the SL grid farms)
2 is running about 3 minutes from being sued into a crater 85% of the time
3 has nothing that a company like MS needs or wants (the L$Mega types most likely HATE microsoft)
Now the whole Mesh beta thing is lots more interesting
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Why? so they can use the patents that they'd buy to force the open source projects to shut down, and then migrate the servers and clients away from Linux and onto Windows.
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I'm not sure what you're basing that on. I know that opensim runs on .Net, rumor has it that it runs better. I'm not sure what language the secondlife servers are written in, but I strongly suspect they're written in .Net too (otherwise, why would OpenSim have chosen that language to write it in?).
One word.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Why would MicroSoft want to buy a company that
1 has massive LINUX installs (the SL grid farms)
2 is running about 3 minutes from being sued into a crater 85% of the time
3 has nothing that a company like MS needs or wants (the L$Mega types most likely HATE microsoft)
Hotmail.
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Maybe they think they can turn it into a Minecraft clone.
Why would they do that? I dunno. I desperate grab for relevance?
I doubt the rumor is true.
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Probably not such a bad idea (Score:2, Interesting)
Kinect thing (Score:2)
They'll probably integrate it with that annoying new Xbox gadget. The virtual whores in SL will be thrilled!
Fits right in with their product strategy (Score:2)
After all, they've been showering people with software-penises since the late 1980s.
Who can say? (Score:5, Insightful)
Second life still exists? (Score:2)
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Awww you beat me to it. Seriously, no one has cared about second life in years.
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Yep, concurrency is about 10x what it was back in 2006. It's not super-huge, but it does have a core of dedicated users, and a small number of new people joining every day.
Microsoft is like the sports team... (Score:2)
...that gets all the big names-- but only when they're embarrassingly past their prime.
It may only be a rumor, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if it turned out to be true.
I know why (Score:3, Interesting)
XBox Live avatar world, like a virtual world with social networking built in. Sidestep gains from any other social network by making it unique (virtual environment) and exclusive (XBox Live).
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Why would you need second life for that? The main feature of second life is the user created content, something you definately don't want on XBox Life. The rest is just a fancy 3D chat, and those are not exactly innovative or hard to implement.
In other news... (Score:3, Insightful)
My guess... (Score:3, Interesting)
Assuming that this indeed is true, my guess is that they want the technology to develop their own MMO or use Linden's expertise for their cloud based offerings.
Buying the tech and expertise is cheaper than developping your own after all.
Second Life Doesn't Really Exist (Score:3, Funny)
I'm in the tech industry, I play video games, I have a PS3, four Macs and three PCs, I'm 40 and have teenaged children...I'm no recluse, yet I've NEVER seen Second Life except in an episode of The Office. I've also never seen The Sims. I'm beginning to think there's some sort of ratings conspiracy to hype up products that don't really exist.
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And the only way Jim could know that is if he was in SL, which he was. It's a bit of an in-joke, see Jim sees his avatar as one of SL's "popular people" while Dwight has dedicated himself to duplicating the drudgery of his farm and doesn't do things like hang out in clubs/socialize or even dress his avatar well. And if you check the rezdates of Jim's and Dwight's avatars, you'll see another little in-joke...Jim was in SL before Dwight.
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Just a bit to the east and southeast of the Victorian Steampunk community of Caledon, you'll find some IBM regions, they've got their own private grid as well.