Valve Made a Bite-Sized New Portal Game For the Steam Deck

Reviews of Valve's Steam Deck portable gaming PC are pouring in, but one surprise that has flown under the radar is Aperture Desk Job -- "a new bite-size experience set in the Portal universe that'll be a free download March 1st," reports The Verge. "It's designed to introduce new Steam Deck buyers to the handheld's incredible array of controls, and it involves... toilets and chairs." From the report: [H]ere's how Valve tries to thread the needle between our rampant desire for Valve to remember how to count to three and the potential disappointment that Valve has not yet managed it: "Aperture Desk Job reimagines the been-there-done-that genre of walking simulators and puts them in the lightning-spanked, endorphin-gorged world of sitting still behind things. You play as an entry-level nobody on their first day at work -- your heart full of hope and your legs full of dreams, eager to climb that corporate ladder. But life's got other plans, and they all involve chairs. Designed as a free playable short for Valve's new Steam Deck, Desk Job walks you through the handheld's controls and features, while not being nearly as boring as that sounds. Not Portal 3! Lower your expectations: This is not a sequel to Portal. Now get ready to raise them slightly, because it is in the expanded universe of those games."

Why download when it is only one byte in size?

[ffkom]

Just tell us the number between 0x00 and 0xFF already!

Funny thought

[Peter03102]

âoetoilets and chairsâ One you crap on and one you just do crap if your lucky

Playable on PCs!

[antdude]

However, controller is required so no mousers and keyboarders. :(

Re:

[dohzer]

Portal with a controller?! What a crazy concept!

its only 600 euros

[KingBenny]

im sure i have some spare change in my pocket ,..;
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Valve Made a Bite-Sized New Portal Game For the St

[CharltyHamphrey]

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How about some 64-bit?

[bjb]

Portal is one of the best games ever - I'm disappointed that I can't run it on a modern OSX anymore since it is stuck in 32-bit.

VALVE: could you PLEASE modernize the binary??