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Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms
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on Wed Aug 22, 2007 09:26 PM
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Lucas123 writes "After three players broke their arms while wrestling with a Japanese arcade machine, the manufacturer promised to remove all 150 of the mechanized appendages. Said game maker Atlus' spokeswoman: "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it.""
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Beating it (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno, I think an artificial arm would work better for helping guys to beat it...
Besides, having a woman beat it would just be so out of place for most
lol (Score:5, Funny)
Re:lol (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like Saturday night at my place.
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We had one at work (Score:5, Informative)
Re:We had one at work ... Yep (Score:5, Interesting)
My favorite arm wrestling story: I used to vacation with a bunch of farmers. One night in the lounge they had a bit of an arm wrestling tournament. The security guy came in. He was buff. He obviously exercised at least an hour a day. He was also no fool. He chose the easiest looking guy for his first match; the farm kid. He looked like he never exercised and was slightly pudgy. He was a bit bigger than the security guy but not a lot. I would have bet on the security guy to win.
Not only could the security guy not budge the farm kid, he broke a small blood vessel in his temple. Blood actually spurted from the side of his head. I was very impressed but the farmers weren't. In any event, the kid couldn't beat any of the older guys even if they were getting pretty lubed.
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If you're too tall or too short... (Score:5, Informative)
Worse still, if a player is shocked by something (the sudden force of the game or your friend decides to drop an ice cube down your shirt), since the mechanical hand "grips" your hand with its thumb (assuming you held it properly), you can seriously mess your arm up if you try to pull away suddenly.
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how is this funny? (Score:5, Funny)
Also the company claims that the arm isn't that strong. Yet the physics behind the arm and the leverage is sure to make engaging the machine in a friendly game of arm wrestling into something which is needlessly dangerous.
Re:how is this funny? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:how is this funny? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:how is this funny? (Score:5, Insightful)
It's funny on many many levels (think: Tough guy reporting to hospital with a broken arm trying to make up a story to pretend his arm didn't snap on 'sissy' level), but obviously unfunny on others.
Obviously you can only see the unfunny levels... poor you.
(Curiously, your post is rated +5 Funny
(Well... it was before I hit 'Preview'. Now it's only rated +4 Funny)
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Thuuurs ur problem! (Score:5, Funny)
I think you probably would get hurt tangling with an arcade machine that has 150 mechanized appendages...
Re:Thuuurs ur problem! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Thuuurs ur problem! (Score:5, Funny)
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theory and practice (Score:5, Informative)
Recall the players (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:theory and practice (Score:5, Insightful)
If you are going up against a machine, it will just keep pushing back with the same strength, even when your eyes are saying "I give up!"
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Re:theory and practice (Score:5, Funny)
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Beware stupid people (Score:4, Interesting)
"We think people have been driving in unnatural ways."
Companies shouldn't be punished for people's stupidity.
Prizes for winning (Score:5, Funny)
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Violent video games (Score:5, Informative)
The game was just fine until one day accident occurred. As a matter of fact, this was not the fault of the game design itself. A smartass attempted to hit the padding with a jump-side-back-kick with spinning, and missed, and broke his non-kicking leg as it was landed on the wrong place (well, as a witness myself I must say I'm not so sure whether he had planned any landing afterall).
Needless to say, the game was recalled for 'causing violent accident'.
Violent video game is OK as long as the players don't attempt to hurt themselves in most embarrass ways.
BTW, below is the no-full-page-ad of the headline story:
http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?co
sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Would you like some salt with that wound? (Score:4, Funny)
Wow... a guy gets his arm broken by an arm wrestling machine and a spokesman says "even women should be able to beat it." Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Ouch!
If you think that's bad.... (Score:5, Interesting)
I have never understood the fascination that so many Americans have with Japan, but when I see something like this I have to admit, they have some unbelievable shit over there. On the left is an arcade game called Boong Ga Boong Ga in which you, the player, try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. The harder you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized face on the screen. I really have nothing to add to this.
And on the right, we have mascots for the game - one with a giant hand for a head and one who appears to be dressed with a fecal motif. Amazing stuff. I want this game.
Ah yes... (Score:5, Interesting)
We were guys in good shape, but neither he nor I were strangely strong people. Turns out it's not that hard to break the humerus if you twist it the wrong way. Generally if you're arm wrestling you should be positioned so that you're doing a curl, and putting the stress along the length of the bone. If you are using a twisting motion you're doing it wrong: if you're reasonably strong and you push as hard as you can, you very well might snap your arm.
I think I may have had a hairline fracture beforehand from some aggressive rock climbing a few weeks earlier, during which I experienced some pain in that arm. But even in that case, the cause was still my own muscle strength against my own bone strength, and the bone lost. That worried me so I had a bone density scan after the break. And I came up completely normal.
The scar always gets questions. I've tried telling tall tales and such (a knife fight! no, alligator wrestling! no, a cybernetic bicep implant!), but nothing gets as much of a reaction as the truth. Only problem is people seem to then assume that it means I'm defective for fragile or something. But here's my take: if you've ever arm wrestled and lost without breaking your arm, you're a pussy. Because you just gave up.
Makes me feel a little better, anyways
Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:4, Funny)
Really though, I get unending jokes because I'm a big guy with a beard and long hair, so....everyone's like, when did you start working for geico. Jerks.
-Ed
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Insightful)
So the average man is stronger than the average woman... but it's still not OK to acknowledge that?
I took a sociology class with a crazy liberal lesbian instructor (she was nice and earnest, just not a good teacher). Anyhow, we were shown some statistic about women vs. men along the lines of "Men are stronger [taller, something like this] on average". In refuting the (larger) argument, the instructor pointed to this particular statistic and said "It doesn't take into account that some women are stronger [taller, whatever] than some men!"
I just wanted to scream out "YES IT DOES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS??" but it was a lost cause; most students were just as gung-ho about being "equal" and "correct", etc. I didn't have the energy to refute every problem in that class.
Really, pointing out facts should not be frowned upon. If, on average, men are stronger than women, why shouldn't one say that? Using said facts to oppress would be a problem, but facts are facts, no matter what happen to be our beliefs or prejudices.
I mean, if I say "People hailing from Western Africa have darker skin than those from Western Europe", is there anything wrong with it? Of course not. It just becomes a problem when I add, "and so we can subjugate them." I leave it up to you to decide who "we" are and who "they" are.
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Insightful)
Since this is Slashdot, I'll put it in terms you may be able to understand: I have a white sports car. It's decently fast. If someone were to research statistics of cars' top speeds, and find that on average, red cars are faster than white cars, it's irrelevant whether my white car or any other white car is faster than most red cars, because my car isn't an average white car. The statistic says that if you pick a random white car and a random red car, chances are the red car is faster.
Likewise, if it's been shown that on average men are stronger than women, and you pick a random woman and a random man, odds are that the man is physically stronger than the woman. That's not discrimination, it's statistics. Anyone telling you different is wrong.
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Re:Average vs. Typical (Score:5, Insightful)
Adding 'supposing there are weak females who bring the average down below the male average, removing them from the survey would result in females being stronger than males on average' is true but irrelevant. After that you've basically listed a bunch of reasons that women may be considered more physically fit than men, and then, in a non sequitur, conclude that the original statement doesn't stand. That's as nonsensical as your assertion that average is a "subtle concept" and that "typical" is better. If you think mode is a better measure of central tendency than mean, then by all means find some data about modal properties of humans and post that, but please don't try to redefine mean as mode just because you like it better. To be honest, your post sounds like you're trying to impress a feminist friend of yours who doesn't understand statistics.
If you want actual facts, try this [nih.gov]. According to this research, on average:
None of this has any bearing on whether an individual will be suitable, successful or competent in any scenario. It's just useful information when dealing with, or predicting future observations about, populations similar to the sampled one. Trying to state otherwise is ingenuous.
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Re:Are you out of your mind? (Score:5, Funny)
What about Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a woman and she could kick most mens asses. In fact the only people who came close to defeating her were women.
Or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica - she beat the snot out some dude in the boxing episode. Or that chick in Serenity who's like 50kgs and a deadly weapon. Or Buffy the vampire slayer, another petite girl who kicks ass. Or any of the other heroines in future Joss Whedon stories.
I think you're the one who's ignoring reality.
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Re:Are you out of your mind? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Are you out of your mind? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Are you out of your mind? (Score:5, Funny)
But now we know the truth: She's a fracking Cylon!!
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Re:I see her point too, though (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Ob. Colbert (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Semi-karma whoring (Score:5, Informative)
Easy. Lifting your elbow up provides an advantage through leverage. AKA cheating. Next time your buddy gets his elbow off the table while arm wrestling, kick him in the nuts.
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Re:Strapped on? (Score:4, Informative)
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Re:Strapped on? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, it's incredible how much pain and suffering some people will endure without admitting it, and in some cultures this is more pronounced than in others. And losing a manhood challenge to a machine implies you're not even as much man as the machine, i.e. less than zero. So you grind your teeth, force a smile, and endure. And endure. Until your arm breaks, if necessary. At least then, it's not your muscles (i.e. manhood) that are inadequate, and people can hardly fault you for stopping at that point.
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Re:even women? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. (Score:5, Funny)
Gorrammit, it should be!
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Re:Don't mind me, I'm just trying for +2, Funny. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:even women? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:even women? (Score:5, Insightful)
It is demonstrable that at a given body weight the average male will have more upper body muscle mass than the average female. Women also have a higher minimum safe body fat percentage. Among those who specifically train for strength, the difference is magnified. To use the overemphasized metric of flat barbell bench press, 400 lbs is a rarity among women and anything over 300 likely involves genetic freakiness or steroids.
With men, if you aren't benching 700 pounds you really don't stand out from the crowd. And there are multiple guys who are just trying to stay in shape pressing 300 lbs in every gym in the world.
This is why most jobs that require some demonstration of strength (police, firefighters and such) have different standards for men and women. That ultimately makes no sense to me but it must be necessary to meet gender related employment requirements.
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Re:even women? (Score:5, Informative)
I think your bench press numbers are a bit unrealistically high. The guideline I've always heard was you should be able to bench your own weight (that should be fairly easy if you are fit).
Your 700 lbs comment is too high. Keep in mind that the *world* record for benching 700 lbs was only broken in 1985, so to expect that 700 lbs is now some sort of minimum standard for the average guy is a bit unrealistic.
Take a look at this chart: http://www.criticalbench.com/sportstraining.htm [criticalbench.com] . The highest bench presses for American football players is only in the 300 lb range.
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