Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched 248
Hangin10 writes "Simmunity Corporation and newAbilities Systems Inc. is going to introduce a specially modified tongue-controlled Gameboy Advance SP for young people with quadriplegia. They say 'We retrofit the Gameboy Advance SP with an internal PIC microcontroller to decode the wireless tongue transmitter signals and activate the GBA buttons. Games which do not require multiple simultaneous button presses can be played. We also offer custom games and special programs for augmented communication.'"
Wait'll the porn industry gets hold of this! (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing but bonuses all around on this one... /P
Serious thinking to do now... (Score:5, Funny)
A tongue controller. Hmm... does anyone know if Virtual Valerie 2 [gamefaqs.com] has been ported to the Gameboy Advance SP? I may yet buy one of these, assuming my medical plan covers lockjaw.
damn it (Score:5, Funny)
Coming to adult stores near you (Score:5, Funny)
Opinion from customers: My ex-boyfriend bought the new gameboy. Now we are together again! Thank you Nintendo!
Argh! (Score:3, Funny)
Must make funny before brains run out of ears!
No jokes please (Score:2, Funny)
Great news for geeks (Score:4, Funny)
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
Re:Wait'll the porn industry gets hold of this! (Score:5, Funny)
I probably shoudn't have posted this...
Finally! (Score:5, Funny)
Call it "Tungsten" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Coming to adult stores near you (Score:2, Funny)
Tetris addicting? Try it with strawberry. (Score:5, Funny)
What's next, GameBoy DVDA? (Score:3, Funny)
What's next? The GameBoy DS being given two tongue-controlled inputs so you and your date can get in a few practice rounds of "See Luigi the Cunning Linguist rescues the Perky Princess of Pr0n" before the main event? Will E3 2005 bring on the GameBoy DVDA?
I'll pass on the Zelda erotic fan fiction, sorry people, I don't do elves. But chicks in spacesuits, well, now you're talkin' my language. Bring on the Metroid Pr0ne!
Think tank says ... don't buy it! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great news for geeks (Score:5, Funny)
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
No, you'll be really popular with the ladies but they won't tell any of their friends about you. You can have them and their friends and none will be the wiser. muahahahaha
Cool... (Score:5, Funny)
Ftupid gameboy! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's nice. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Coming to adult stores near you (Score:2, Funny)
but I'm a master debater.
This is slashdot, you're preaching to the choir.
Re:That's nice. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My great uncle had quadriplegia... (Score:1, Funny)
So now you can lick your opponent? (Score:3, Funny)
Some of the proposed game titles. (Score:5, Funny)
Jar Jar Apple Heist
Gene Simmons' "Groupie Invaders" KISS-tie-in game.
Mick Jagger "Start Me Up"
Dr Tongue's 3-D House of Games
Yet another computer adaptation of "Candyland".
Re:That's nice. (Score:5, Funny)
Oops.
Re:damn it (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sure your girlfriend will be thrilled to hear your view that lesbians are the only lovers who need to use their tongues.
And yes, I know where I am. :)
Re:Ftupid gameboy! (Score:3, Funny)
Wouldn't that be "calpal tungle thyndrome"?
Re:Tongue operated... (Score:4, Funny)
Come to think of it...most ALL of them have been...
Re:My great uncle had quadriplegia... (Score:2, Funny)
Tastes like Link (Score:5, Funny)
Like most are thinking, it's win-win. (Hey at least it wasn't a sex joke...)
Re:damn it (Score:3, Funny)
You may know where you are, but surely you must be new here ;-)
(PS Your post was right)
obligatory canine reference (Score:2, Funny)
because they don't have advanced gameboys.
OS name (Score:3, Funny)
Man what a bummer (Score:5, Funny)
He paused a moment, silently making a prayer that nobody had thought of the "pR0n" implications for such a device, cackling with the sheer thought of the accolades raining down upon him he assured himself that he would be first to that punch.
Scrolling down the filthy cackle was replaced by a dismayed groan. 70 Demoralising comments regarding cunnalingus later he sighed and resigned himself to tell the harrowing story of how he was not as "original" as he had thought.
In the immortal words of Heath Ledger "Such is life"
Re:Think tank says ... don't buy it! (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget that they weren't orginal ideas, so we shouldn't even be giving them any points for that either.
Re:That's nice. (Score:5, Funny)
There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.
Re:Great news for geeks (Score:5, Funny)
Or, wait... would that mean that they're no longer geeks?
Geek - eyes closed. Pale. Sweating. He rubs his hands on his knees repeatedly.
Hot Babe: How many times have you licked one of these?
Geek: Thirty-eight.... simulated.
Hot Babe: How many real ones?
Geek: Well... one. Including this one.
doesn't this article seem... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wait'll the porn industry gets hold of this! (Score:1, Funny)
Cool! So when... (Score:5, Funny)
Up.. Up.. down... down... left... right... down! *moan*
Re:Great news for geeks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait'll the porn industry gets hold of this! (Score:5, Funny)
> just hope you don't whip their a**...
I was playing Quake (or was it Doom? -- LONG time ago!!) against a Russian friend of mine once. He had the rocket launcher and was hiding in a little cave waaay up on the first level (you know the one -- kill two grunts, go around a square wall into a room with an S curve and acid pools; look up and left).
Anyhow, he saw me running by, and told me he was going to lick my ass.
I laughed so hard, the little bastard actually managed to shoot me.
Re:Finally... (Score:3, Funny)
Stud? Ring?
Wait a minute.... why the hell am I asking for sex advice from someone on Slashdot!?
Re:Finally! (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory Clerks References (Score:3, Funny)
Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's [Played 37 Gameboys]!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has [Played 36 Gameboys].
Randal Graves: 37
Re:Tongue operated... (Score:4, Funny)