Google Testing "My World" Second Life Rival? 195
Tjeerd writes "Rumors of Google's plans to create a virtual world that rivals that of Second Life have popped up once again over the weekend. The company could now be collaborating with Arizona State University to test the 3D social network, which may be tied into Google's current applications of Google Earth and Google Maps."
My World Museum Future Tour (Score:5, Funny)
Tour Guide: What you see before you on this wall is the registration page of "My World" which was a mediocre success from the once successful company Google
Tourist 1: You mean the religion Google?
Tour Guide: No, this is before Google was technically a religion, although leading theorists are still in hot debate over whether or not they ever exhibited non-religious behavior.
Tourist 2: So is this the "MySpace" that almost lead to the completely downfall and lack of productivity of the users?
Tour Guide: No, this is a sad an unfortunate result of the ignorant times of the beginning of the fourth millennium when companies copied each other in naming conventions. Unfortunately this lead to confusing statements such as "You can find it on my MySpace profile." or "I like your My World house." Remember this after the point in time when everything had an e- appended to the front of it to raise more money due to reasons not yet understood
Tourist 3: So pre-iGod era?
Tour Guide: That's right, prior to the death and rebirth of Steve Jobs.
Tourist 4: What's this ancient script here on this page?
Tour Guide: That is a dead dialect of someone criticising another user's "My World" and it reads as such, "J00 need a life, ur MW site is teh ghey." Scientists suspect this sort of talk was indicative of people who had experienced full frontal lobotomies or spent more than 10 minutes on a (now banned for obvious reasons) cell phone. The criticizing user is unimpressed with the amount of memory a plain "My World" consists of and seems to be demanding that more objects, backgrounds, dancing jesuses and flying toasters be added to the 'ghey' user's page.
Tourist 5: What was the point of all of this?
Tour Guide: Again, a much debated topic although the currently accepted belief is that these sites were often a strange mating ritual as many of the once private messages are now public and indicate that sex, hooking up or unspeakable acts were highly sought after from other users.
Tourist 6: I can't believe I evolved from one of these 'people.'
Tour Guide: Indeed, we have come a long way. It is too bad it took a thousand years and the complete eradication of all Microsoft products to return our productivity to nominal levels.
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Isn't that: Ubuntu 1007.08 LTS "Conservative Christian"
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Perhaps you could help me. I was wondering if you could provide insight with regards to the series of events that lead up to the Great Moore Sundering and how that correlates the first Intel Civil War.
With regards to your post, the popular theory is that Googlianism did not even exist until after the 412th incarnation of the Divine Master Chief (which we have enough archeological evidence to accurately pinpoint to the 23rd Century), however there seems to be evidence that Googlianism was practiced as earl
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Tour Guide:Research suggests that the origin of this, as well as many other phenomena designed to cause confusion, was a software company called Microsoft.
Tourist:You mean the satanic religion that worshiped the one known as Bob?
Tour Guide:No, this is before Microsoft was technically a Satanic religion, although leading theorists are still in hot debate over whether or not they ever exhibited non-Satanic behavior. They produced operating systems, of which Bob was one that had a very short life after no one bought it. Anyway, following the demise of Bob, Microsoft caught on to the idea of forcing all new computers to come with their new window-based operating system (known confusingly as "Windows") which caused hours of torment by doing the opposite to the user's wishes and constantly succumbing to what was known as the Blue Screen of Death.
In order to patronise and confuse their users (or The Used as Microsoft worshipers preferred to call them), they labeled everything in their operating system with the prefix, "My" (e.g.: My Documents, My Computer), thus causing many suicides in tech support call centres after the staff tried to explain to callers what they meant by "Can you open your My computer on your computer's desktop?"
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Slack on my brethren...
Yes there is a wikipedia article. No I won't link to it.
Some say believers were never meant for mass consumption. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Slashdot editors...listening? We need "Hilarious"
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Hmmm... (Score:2)
[System status: Sanity regained.]
Whew, that was close.
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My server stays at 1313 Mockingbird lane for now.
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Why? (Score:5, Interesting)
Second Life is useless other than an entity for journalists to write stories about so they can look "plugged in" to the Internet culture. Many companies have attempted to maintain a presence there, but they usually don't last because they don't really get anything out of it. Why would Google's offering be any different? Just because they're Google, so everything they do is automatically better?
Maybe Google is looking for an entry into the burgeoning banking scam or furry porn industries.
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Welcome to the Internet.
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According to the article, the goal is not to rival 2nd Life in any of its fantasy/moneymaking aspects. I guess they want to tie to the "real world" in the form of Google Earth. So you won't be creating or doing much of anything. Overall, it sounds pretty darn point
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Oblig Bash Quote (Score:2, Interesting)
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And the various MMORPGs are just IRC with Auto-Attack. I agree with you, but you're missing the longer term pictures our Internet Overlords are looking upon. Most of us already 'go online' every day, and this manifests though various and unconnected internet clients which each do their own things, with some degree of overlap. The Brave New Future would be one in which an Internet Overlord can create a single client to rule them all.
Of course, those of us in the UNIX camp of 'do one thing and do it well' would fail to see why you would want to bundle a mail client and a web browser, and IRC+various IM clients together into one bloated application that doesn't do any individual task well. (Wait, I've heard of that before, haven't I?) And while a 3D everything browser might seem foolish to those of us who use a command line, the unwashed masses might not agree. "I know this, this is UNIX."
We've already reached the point where we have PCs with massively more processing power than they need. (Yeah, yeah. Those of you doing real work quiet down.) Grandma's email machine doesn't need that extra GPU or dual cores, or phat Bus so she can view pictures of her grand kids. But... what if those pictures were placed inside an easy to navigate virtual world! Where she could sit in the same virtual nursing home as her peers, and ogle each others grand children? Think of the new virtual real estate we could place advertising on?!
And, of course, if you think cleaning up her compromised PC was bad... wait until our virtual havens are struck with flying.penis.worm.F7!
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A while ago I saw an anime called ".Hack" that was all about people's MMORPG avatars standing about in fantastic settings and just chatting - I found that weird. I was very suprised when I actually started playing one of the things that the game generally ran that way!
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I don't think there's any chance that google actually is going to be doing something like this at the present time, but there's a lot of reasons to think they could do it better than second life. The primary reason would be that they've got a huge amount of failures from SL to learn from. Additionally, they could probably do it with a better revenue source and more up to date infrastructure. If they built it up to a point where the average user could create a F
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Re:Why? (Score:4, Interesting)
SL is entirely creative and consumptive. There are no goals, just creators and consumers and a whole lot of chat inbetween.
I find the socialising comfortable enough in the areas I hang out, and I love being able to script and manipulate objects 'live' with others. Great collaborative opportunities.
Re:Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
Second Life is a long way from being virtual reality's killer app. In fact, it can be argued that by creating the false impression that something is actually going on there, Second Life has set back VR by at least a decade. If given a decently-crafted interactive multiplayer virtual reality application all that results is a bunch of advertising and cybersex, a lot of people would assume that the entire enterprise is a waste of time and energy.
That would be a shame. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Second Life is to "great collaborative opportunities" what an unsharpened pencil is to the complete works of Shakespeare.
Ahh, Rumors (Score:5, Insightful)
Now facts... facts I have no time for. Facts are depressing, facts are cruel and heartless, and facts are used by people such as Jack Thompson. Or, rumor has it that he uses facts, so I suppose in truth he's rumored to have certainty -- which shakes me to the core.
Also, rumors tell companies like Google what to do next. "Hmm, what will we do tomorrow? Let's see what we're rumored to do? A new Second Life and a puppy-reselling website? We'll need some more Ajax scripters!"
Oh, rumors, is there anything you can't allude to?
(not a dig at
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Isn't that how the iphone came about?
Rivaling Second Life? (Score:5, Interesting)
Ah, great.... (Score:5, Funny)
virtual inc (Score:5, Interesting)
Home (Score:3, Informative)
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Unless you are a console developer, I'm not sure why we should even think about Home right now. It will not be out until next year. Hopefully, by that time, the PS3 will cost almost half of what it does now and have a couple of fun games to play. ;)
In the meantime, enjoy the dozen or so other Virtual Game worlds on the market (which are free and run on the hardware you own today).
Integration With Google Maps? (Score:5, Interesting)
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That's rather what you were describing, yes? A God-like no-sparrow-shall-fall interface between the real world and a simulated one.
Just avoid recursive things and you should be fine. What could go wrong?
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One of the things I love about Facebook is I can keep up with friends and acquantances that in the pre-Facebook world I would have simply lost touch with because of distance.
Anything to make distance a non-issue is fantastic.
Well the cool thing about this technology is.. (Score:2)
This is the next step up from using the letters/telegraph/telephone or any invention designed to save us time by allowing communication without requiring us to be physically present.
The difference to IRC
new Google rumor (Score:3, Funny)
This is just in. (Score:5, Funny)
Rumours of beta-testers suddenly falling in coma after entering "the World" are completely unfounded.
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It used to. How else do you think I got to 50 (AKA excellent)?
3D social network? (Score:4, Funny)
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I concede. I missed the part where you included yourself.
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First Person Shopper? First Person Person? (Score:5, Interesting)
Normally I consider a Neuromancer type cyberspace to be completely useless way to locate and process data. Functionality > cool factor.
However, combining it with Google Earth to enable "avatars being able to walk around on actual streets and enter real buildings to check out what's inside and socialize with other avatars" might almost vaguely be a good idea. It's one thing to shop online with a traditional web interface, but it's quite another 'enter' a store and talk in real time with other customers or store personnel. It changes online shopping from a 'research item, browse for lowest price, and buy online' task into a First Person Shopping experience. I find it disturbingly appealing for some reason.
Combining a generic, omnipresent (i.e. non-Microsoft) video/3D conferencing network would be useful. Instant messaging is great but it's still just text. Video conferencing isn't ubiquitous enough to be useful. (The unwashed IM masses do not use it.) Upgrading instant messaging or chatrooms to a 'First Person Person' experience might take group communication and organization to a new level. Imagine what you could do with political meetings or neighborhood meetings.
I'm not saying that actual face to face human interaction should be tossed out. A 'First Person' 3D avatar Google Earth could make it easier to attend tedious or 'mandatory' social organizing events such as neighborhood meetings to get petitions signed for new stop signs. Instead of having to rush home after work and fight traffic to make a 7pm neighborhood meeting (which discourages you from participating,) you can just login and participate. Sure you lose some of the social interaction (quality,) but you make up for it with quantity (more people can make it.)
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Only A Matter Of Time (Score:5, Insightful)
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I imagine someone(s) much smarter than I could come up with a standardized method whereby the data transmitted could be rendered at the other end in a way chosen by the program used to view and interact with it.
Oh wait, that's XML, nevermind.
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http://www.koinup.com/ [koinup.com]
A virtual interface to the real world (Score:2)
First I've heard of it (Score:2)
And Why exactly did Adobe kill Atmosphere?? (Score:2)
It's overcomplicating a concept. (Score:2)
When do "me too" games ever succeed? (Score:2)
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-GameMaster
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A company called... (Score:2)
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You must be new here.
And by here, I mean this planet...
np: Modeselektor - The Wedding Toccata Theme (Happy Birthday!)
NEWSFLASH! (Score:2, Insightful)
Choose your poison: Religion, Sex, Drugs, Sports, Music, Books, Movies, TV, IRC, MySpace, SecondLife, SLASHDOT.
Whatever will get your brain to release some Oxytocin and/or other Endorphines. And don't think for a minute any of the options is *better* than any of the oth
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some people knit. Some people have sex. Others create intricate simulated worlds... where they knit and have sex.
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For me it's something like the ultimate combination of a chat and a development platform. My development interests (reputation systems, moderation) also happen to require being part of something that has a decent userbase.
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Yes, some people's lives suck that badly. Others just don't like reality, and still some do it just for fun. Its like drugs maybe? It is the reason people get addicted to WoW.
It isn't about not meeting people people face
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- People's lives suck so much, they wish they were fighting wars. Hence the millions playing CoD, battlefield, quake online.
- People are so unathletic, they are playing sports games online.
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Mine does.
that they need to frivolously spend money to create their own little world where things don't suck?
Ah, but that's where the idea falls apart. The little virtual worlds suck, too.
Many people out there just need to get laid. It's a lot cheaper than spending money...
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh, wait, you weren't kidding!
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Anything for the ability for me to pilot Ryu Hayabusa through a killing spree over a few MMORPGs.
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I thought it was mainly art students who liked Second Life, so that they could demonstrate virtual versions of their creations.
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