CmdrTaco from the guns-don't-kill-toddlers-do dept.
Paul Taylor noted a story that I would have thought to be an April Fool's Day joke a few weeks from now, which makes it only seem more tragic. A 3-year-old shot herself with a gun after mistaking it for a Wii controller.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail