Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold 277
An anonymous reader writes with enthusiasm "Duke Nukem Forever has finally gone gold!"
Looks like it'll be on shelves around June 10th with a demo available for Duke Nukem First Access Club members available June 3rd. Can it really be true?
correlation here? (Score:5, Funny)
There has to be some correlation between the guy preaching the end of the world this week and Duke Nukem actually coming out. One of the two was just off by a few days. Is hell going to freeze over? The doomsday guy didn't scare me before (I'm a christian, he's a nut) But NOW I''m starting to worry.
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Actually, the imminent release of DNF was what set the rapture back. Can't have hell on earth when the demons are snowed in :-P
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What they've all failed to realize is that they were actually correct: The people who were going to be saved by the rapture were already saved by the rapture. They (and everybody else) are in denial because it wasn't them.
As foretold, this is the first sign that the world will cease to exist in 6 months. The second sign will happen on June 3rd.
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Re:correlation here? (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, yes. "I'm crazy and believe in a voice in the sky, but I'm just not as crazy as him!"
Arguably, craziness is probably an interval variable, but that would mean that you too are crazy, just to a lesser degree than him.
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Whose an idiot?
Trumpets (Score:2)
Oprah retiring was the 3rd Trumpet of the Apocalypse. Duke Nukem Forever is the 5th. So we still have to wait for Carrot Top to sell out Yankee Stadium. I just don't see that happening before June 10.
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I just love when people get all riled up about bronze age fantasy!
Or vaporware.
The release of HURD 1.0 would be epic!
Re:correlation here? (Score:5, Informative)
While I agree he's a nut, I would be careful throwing stones. Let me put it this way: As a Christian, you most likely believe some or all of this [wordpress.com]:
...a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Unlike some of the other posters, I don't really want to turn this into a religious argument, but might I suggest that you just leave it as "he's a nut", something we can all agree on.
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In this case, pretty much every single term you've described is an approximation for something our intuition doesn't extend to. And yes, subatomic particles can be different colors, or "strange" or "charmed", all of which are just weird terms that Murray Gell-Mann came up with -- he was a bit weird that way, but no stranger than whoever comes up with software names.
Big bang is the obvious one -- nothing went "bang", not in the sense people tend to think.
But hey, extraordinary claims require extraordinary ev
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Haven't you heard yet? There was a mistranslation in the text! The _geek_ shall inherit the earth!
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No, there was also a misspelling. The correct phrase was: "The geek shall internet the earth"
--jeffk++
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The geeks shall internet herp a derp
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Note that all these things are coming to pass and the Year of Linux on the Desktop (tm) seems as far away as ever.
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I agree. That's like printing out a web page so you can read it.
I'd only really start to worry... (Score:2)
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Duke Nukem Forever, Linux 3.0, HURD 1.0???
It's true. these things always come in threes.
Guess it's time to stock up on ammo.
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Don't forget that GRRM finally finished Dance of Dragons, which will be out July 2.
It truly must be the end days.
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Who?
Guess that's great news to the three people who might know that name.
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That's fine; given the length of most AAA games nowadays, you'd still have plenty of time to finish and resell it back to Gamestop before the PigOverlords divest you of your innards.
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It will be released October 21 (Score:3, Funny)
Then it will really be the end of the world.
Harold Camping was right in his adjustment.
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BMO
Mapping tools (Score:2)
Will it have mapping tools? Or do we get to play the same few maps over and over until nobody buys the DLC and we still play the same stock maps?
What could possibly happen? (Score:3)
Assuming it's not the most elaborate joke ever, I'm waiting for an explosion in the duplication factory, wiping out all of the original copies of the golden image. "Game delayed to early November, promised to be on shelves in time for Christmas."
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"Game delayed to early November, promised to be on shelves in time for Christmas."
No, I think it will be on October 21.
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I played the first three Dukes. They were fun. Now I'm older and I don't really game anymore. However, I will go to a game store on June 10th. I have no intention of buying DNF, but I want to touch a copy of it. Until I hold it in my hand, I will continue to assume that this is all a big joke, and I fully expect another "delay" before then.
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In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if they released a disc with a game that crashes upon installation, promising a patch "when it's ready".
Re:What could possibly happen? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm expecting the installer to be nothing but a Rick Roll on DVD.
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I'm sure it'll be on the shelves in time for Christmas.
Disclaimer: that's Christmas in the "first world war will all be over by ~" sense.
Re:What could possibly happen? (Score:4, Insightful)
After 15 years?
Sounds more like a really slow job. Outside the slashdot audience I wonder if anyone even remembers Duke Nukem.
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Going back to 1998... (Score:4, Funny)
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Your UID is too high to make that joke.
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Actually, I have it on good authority that 1998 is about right for that UID.
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Roughly right, a touch high (Score:2)
I joined in 1999 so assuming UIDs were given out sequential order...
It's definitely the right era though.
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I joined in 1999 so assuming UIDs were given out sequential order...
It's definitely the right era though.
I guess I was an old fart already in 1999.
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Fair enough. :)
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Oh hush, grandpa. Based on your uid you joined the site back in 1972.
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Not really.
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Re:Going back to 1998... (Score:4, Funny)
That just brought a tear to my eye...
Freshman in college when announced...now married 7 years with a kid.
My UID is from late 2007 to early 2008
OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
Then it is true. the end is near.... as was fortold in the old documents....
"And lo, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse will be announce by a messenger, the actual release of Duke Nukem Forever will seal the fate of mankind as they will bask in the light unaware that the horsemen will approach and deliver their doom unto them." -- Speculese 14:10
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
That would suck. Imagine thinking you where getting Duke Nukem Forever and getting Doom instead.
Talk about bait and switch.
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In other horse related Duke Nukem news ...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/9/8/wager/ [penny-arcade.com]
Time for the Daily Double! (Score:2)
Answer: "Duke Nukem goes gold."
What is: "Headlines we'll never see?"
This joke was funny up until yesterday. :(
Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:4, Informative)
I appreciate your position, but there is always late at night when the family is asleep. Don't forget the headphones.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
He's a married man with kids. Nights are reserved for porn.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Have you seen the trailer for DNF? One could argue it qualifies.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:4, Insightful)
Yea, this has been pretty sad. I mean, last time I paid money for a DN game, I had a toddler in my house.
That same toddler is now 3 years from HS graduation, and could now kick my ass sideways in a DN deathmatch, and I'm more interested in the fate of my 401k than I am in blasting pixelated aliens to pixelated fragments.
It's going to have to be one hell of a game to pick up fans who got tired of waiting after almost FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS, or who have never heard of the original in the first place.
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Too bad you lost your soul... I kept mine and I still enjoy blasting pixels into different pixels... Bulletstorm is a major stress reliever when I get home. my 19 year old daughter rolls her eyes when her boyfriend comes in and ignores her for a quick multiplayer match on the Xbox.
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Cheers to you good sir.
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Fixed that for you.
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke (Score:5, Funny)
wow, that got one funny but also one troll moderation. What, are WIVES moderating here?
That explains EVERYTHING!
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Naysayers (Score:2)
Duke Nudem (Score:2)
Cold....sooooooo...ffffffffreeeaakkkking.....COLD! (Score:3)
It's the beginning of summer....why is it so cold in here!
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Pfft. Duke Nukem Forever just went gold. If you think it's cold wherever you are, you should see hell right now.
End of an era (Score:5, Funny)
It's time to delay release and chew bubble gum.
And I'm all out of delays.
On the other hand... (Score:3)
I can see it now... June 3 comes and goes... No word for three days, then on Monday Randy Pitchford of Gearbox makes a short public statement that they've had "a really bad weekend" and will have to regroup... By Wednesday they'll say they miscalculated the release date and it'll be sometime in November. Wired gets one last chance to vote DNF "vaporware of the year"...
Then it's all rendered moot on October 21 when the world ends. DNF fanatics on rooftops are still trying to torrent the leaked beta while the lava moves in.
That's how legends die (Score:2)
Gone gold? (Score:2)
Doesn't the term "gone gold" refer back to silver, gold, and platinum records? A gold record is one that has sold 1 million copies. How has DNF done this before it's even been released?
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I was under the impression that it related to the way the first "pressed" CDs were mastered -- the master disk was cut (more accurately, etched) and then plated in gold for some reason or other -- perhaps to make them last longer while they were pressing the production run. Don't think it ever had any relation to the sales metric.
Re:Gone gold? (Score:5, Informative)
If this was a record that would be correct. As this is not a record that is not what it means. In this case it means a gold master was made for the DVD production run.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_master [wikipedia.org]
Had you tried typing into google you would have gotten this information.
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Not in this context. From TFA:
Duke Nukem Forever, the long awaited sequel to 1996's Duke Nukem 3D, has finally "gone gold', meaning that the game's main development has been completed and is now being replicated onto disks for its release for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 platforms.
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Definition: When a game is said to have "gone gold," it means that the code has been finalized and is ready to be duplicated for distribution. The term goes back to the days when recordable CDs were manufactured using gold film, leading the source CD to be called the "golden master." Unlike the music industry, it is not a reference to the number of copies sold. It will typically take several weeks for a game to ship to stores and become available to consumers after it has gone gold.
http://internetgames.about.com/od/glossary/g/gogold.htm [about.com]
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Doesn't the term "gone gold" refer back to silver, gold, and platinum records? A gold record is one that has sold 1 million copies. How has DNF done this before it's even been released?
"Gone gold" in this context means that the final game disc has been mastered. Once the master is produced no changes can be made and all that's left to do is mass production. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_master [wikipedia.org]
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Re:Gone gold? (Score:5, Informative)
Short answer: No, the term doesn't refer to that. It means the development company has produced the "golden master" copy of the software. That is, the copy that they will send to their manufacturers to be mass-duplicated, producing units for sale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_master [wikipedia.org]
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I'm curious why gold would be the chosen medium for the master, as it is softer than most other metals. Wouldn't the malleability be an issue in making thousands of prints?
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Maybe because the colour of the old cd-r was gold?
Just guessing.
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The actual disc is made of polycarbonate, the only part that's gold is the data layer. The reason to use gold is that it's very non-reactive while the early dyes would easily react to sunlight, scratches causing oxygen to come in contact with the dye and so on. Gold was the expensive, high quality discs you'd use for a master copy. These days it's full of stabilizers and there's no practical difference, but I remember having gold discs and cheap discs.
Is it true...no (Score:2)
Looks like it'll be on shelves around June 10th... Can it really be true?
No, its not true. The Ars, Amazon and EBGames all list the release date nearly a week later on June 14th.
Wahoo! (Score:2)
We'll see "Commander Keen Infinity" before this. (Score:2)
Seriously though, 3D games (of the 2D variety) are so late 1990s. Smart phones mean that sidescrollers are back. Given me Duke and Keen for Android (with a bird ray gun) and I'll be happy.
Ummm... (Score:2)
June of ... WHAT YEAR?!
End of Days (Score:3)
The End Times have come!
Repent Sinners for your doom has come! It is time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubble Gum. And we're all out of bubble gum...
DN3D is still a fun game that has more edge than most games. Assuming they haven't screwed up the game play and the content hasn't been tamed by the years I think it will find a large following in the younger crowd who were barely out of diapers last go round. I'll play it but I have a family, job, and life outside of video games now. Duke will be like those buddies your G.F./wife hates but you still go do stupid things with every now and then.
Sega Saturn (Score:2)
DNTBR (Score:2)
Best accolade ever! (Score:2)
At least they will be able to put on the box "Most anticipated game in the history of ever!"
Rapture (Score:2)
steam account required (Score:2)
it looks like they are using steam which means 1) mandatory on line registration if you purchase it. 2) free in 2 months if you don't.
So that is the date..... (Score:2)
That the world ends.
Re:Hope it's true. (Score:4, Funny)
Have they claimed Vaporware Award 2011 before?
They did, but it turns out it was just a premature announcement. ;-)
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Re:Too bad (Score:4, Interesting)
There so many of games from indie developers and from non-DRM sources like gog.com that I will, never, ever again buy anything that requires Steam or any similar service that makes you some distributor's bitch serf.
Re:Too bad (Score:5, Interesting)
This is so true.. although i'm still a 'slave' to the monster out of need.. valve has royally screwed me just like that one time.
I lost my entire account (The entire thing, banned) with well over $300 worth of games. Almost everyone valve-made game. CoD: MW, BF:BC2
How does this happen, you say? You receive a gift from a random friend who you never talked to (The gift was Left4Dead 2, because he wanted someone to play with) and it turns out whoever's credit card he used, issues a chargeback... your account is locked/banned permanently!
No matter what I did or said, I could not get my account back. They wouldn't just remove the offending game. They wouldn't let me pay the ***MEASLY FIVE DOLLARS (on sale) THE GAME COST WHEN THIS HAPPENED*** to get my account back.
They pretty much thought I was part of some kind of credit card fraud ring and banned me outright, when I offered to fax them multiple forms of identification AND the credit card used to purchase *Every single game* on my account...
But no, in the end, it came down to one single $5 gift given to me randomly from some douchebag to take away all my games.
Fuck you Valve.
(I still love you, though.. Portal 2 was awesome.. but this just isn't fair)
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Re:Too bad (Score:4)
Even though it's technically your fault (as in you shouldn't trust strangers bearing gifts), Valve were pretty shitty for not restoring your account for reasons basically of out your control. They have really bad support service.
It's crap like this which makes me extremely wary of Steam. As the saying goes, never put all your eggs in one basket. I've seen someone's Steam profile which had 900+ games - what if that guy has his account disabled for whatever reason and can't get Steam to restore it? He's fucked. Having access to a large collection of software accessible solely by an account which is in the end controlled by someone else and not you is dangerous.
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No, no, the filename to include comes in the DLC.
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Nope not shriveled... just fat.