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Clear your cache or load another browser and you will see them in all their dumb glory.

Did Taco and Kathleen have a kid and now (s)he's doing the graphics or something? Did I miss that event?

As LG put it, sweet merciful crap.

To view this journal in all it's horrific glory, click here.

Oh, and all the icons are busted as well. Any subscribers care to see if https has become just as stupid?

Hatred goes out to DaytonCIM and mhesseltine for raising my curiosity to the point where I cleared my cache. I now join them in being a bastard. Don't you want to see the carnage? Just a little? Clear that cache, comeon, you know you want to.

Its like a traffic accident, don't you like to see accidents? B-Movies?

To quote a troll that once trolled technolust: 1998 called, they want their website back!

I can't look at it anymore, it makes my eyes bleed. And the neutral coolman smiley means I can't even find solace on the main page.

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  • Thought I was havin' a flashback* there for a sec. Happy faces suxors.

    *Too many Grateful Dead shows. ;)
    • Let's all email pater@slashdot.org that we want our pills back! I still don't see them in good old Moz and I won't clear cache... Safari is already a victim though. :-( Oh, sorry, that was a smilie...
  • Any subscribers care to see if https has become just as stupid?

    I fired up camino, logged in as jawtheshark and cleared the cache. Subscribers get the same treatment: smilies all over the place! Aaargh!

    • Oh, isn't that lovely?

      Anyone care to start placing bets on how precisely they're going to go about making /. look even worse?
      • One word: orange

        /me shudders
        • With blinking neon green text.

          As an aside, I cleared my cache and I'm not getting any smilies, yay for corporate proxy servers!
          • Ahh! The good old days of the web! Maybe they could put a scrolling message along the bottom of the screen. and some obnoxious theme music that plays every time you go to the main page. We musn't forget the silly background that repeats itself on the right of any window larger that 640x480.

            I'm going back to using "rn" and anonymous ftp. This web thing has jumped the shark.
            • hah, you just described the first website I did, and it's topic, of course, HTML design!
            • Not only the javascript status.bar.scrollit(), but for good measure 15% of the site (at random) will be in marquee tags. Some scrolling right to left, left to right, down to up, up to down, and some combining all of them!

              And the background has to combine the neon-green and the flourescent orange in a fractal pattern but have a black border to really break up the page. Maybe a picture of Taco or Stallman in "fractal".

              Ooh! And frames! Four of them! Top left should have the slashdot logo, the top right shou
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          • How about blink tags everywhere, and popups, lots and lots of popups/popunders. Bright neon orange with blinking purple text!

            Oh, and the background can be a repeating goatse man/tubgirl/giver montage! With rawhide repeating in the background. Not the whole song mind you, just the rolling rolling rolling rawhide part.

            Got to be conscious of page load time, you know?

            Oh, and nix the tables, go to page breaks and null breaking spaces for everything, so it borks really easy and the whole shebang looks even
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  • I don't even get smiles! Just lots of ALT text contents.

    jason
    Dam you
    I may have to work instead of surf /.

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