

Lego Machine Gun 194
Anonymous Coward writes "It's a Lego machine gun which shoots Legos at a rate of 500/minute. Using only Legos for construction."
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Finally (Score:3)
when i was a kid... (Score:4)
We made some pretty kick-ass rubber band powered guns that shot the rods. They *really* can hurt.
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Mindstorms auto-fire (Score:5)
hmmm. (Score:5)
I can think of lots of uses for this:
Thank you. I now return you to your regularly scheduled trolling, hot grits, natalie portman naked and petrified, etc.
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And in other news... (Score:2)
Sorry, just had to write that.
Mirror? (Score:1)
Does someone have a mirror up? I tried going to the link but it's not responding. (already!)
Not bad, but... (Score:1)
Where's the Lego potato cannon? That would be impressive.
(And where was this thing when I was 10 years old, and throwing the bricks by hand in my Lego battles?)
This isn't as good as it sounds. (Score:4)
Great! Now I have to wait ten days before buying my lego A-Wing. Does this mean that legos have become too dangerous for anyone to have other than Approved Law Enforcement Authorities? I hope I'm not too subversive for silly putty-- I'm running out of toys which are not Bad Influences (TM).
Enter BATF (Score:5)
I'm a bit confused... (Score:3)
I agree that making a machine gun out of legos is pretty cool, but it's also a bit morbid. When I was a kid we made spaceships, and little towns with little people in them. Machine guns didn't really cross my mind.
Perhaps just the idea of making a toy weapon out of legos is a bit much for me... Why couldn't you make a water gun or something?
There go my childhood memories...
Damned American Gun Culture (Score:4)
Protected by Lego (Score:4)
Seriously, it is interesting to see legos, a toy for building creativity, used as weaponry!
"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're dreaming or awake?"
Quickies? (Score:3)
BRING ON THE QUICKIES I SAY!
Then we could get a bunch at a time.
A Lego Machine Gun! Fruit of the devil! (Score:2)
I find your lack of faith disturbing Darth Vader on the subject of open sourcing the death star plans
Server down. Any mirrors? (Score:1)
Lego Storm (See the link to ABC News) (Score:1)
Skevin - "I want to protest the DeCSS ruling but my boss won't let me"
Database Design and Programming
Disney Televentures
Burbank, CA.
I wraned you all! (Score:2)
LIF
Bad Mojo
Lego nukes? (Score:2)
I'd like to see you do that!
That would be an extremely interesting (and probably impossible) engineering challenge. Wonder if we can make lead-lined lego bricks...
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This really beats MY pitiful Lego sets. (Score:1)
*Whaddaya mean NO DSN?*
Lock and load!
BTW, if you care to see my own Lego stuff, check out my website.
I have a legitimate use for this (Score:3)
The REAL question is (Score:5)
hmm (Score:2)
Why do some people call a pile of LEGO bricks, LEGO and others say LEGOs? What is the correct terminology?
Does LEGO stand for anything?
ok so its not facts vital to mankind but this is the kind of stuff i think about when i have insomnia....
Re:Protected by Lego (Score:2)
And why shouldn't we use something creative to build a weapon? Usually it's the other way around.. if you don't keep things balanced in life you start getting an itchy feeling to get into politics..
Re:hmm (Score:1)
Multiple bricks==LEGOs
Multiple bricks in a machine gun-like configuration==total family fun
How long 'till they are illegal? (Score:5)
I know what you're thinking, if we outlaw LEGO then only outlaws will play with LEGO. But at what price? How many stories on the next Columbine do we need to hear from Katz before we wake up to the reality of how dangerous this can be? People can't be safe what with all these robots running around, now possibly armed.
So write your Congress, the MPAA, and anyone else who can be swayed to abuse their power for no reason. Obviously this guy should be locked up since he is telling everyone how to make guns and providing the plans.
:) TGIF!
Heh (Score:1)
http://www.badassmofo.com [badassmofo.com]
Oh Great. (Score:2)
On the bright side, maybe the availibility of Lego machine guns will deter young terrorists from using actual firearms.
Re:hmm (Score:1)
It is short for 'Leg Godt', Danish for 'play well'.
Re:hmm (Score:1)
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Re:hmm (Score:1)
Re:hmm (Score:4)
According to their creator, The Lego Company (formerly The Lego Group), they are "LEGO Bricks"; the term "Lego" is not to be used to refer to a brick nor "Legos" to multiple bricks.
Also, the word LEGO is formed from the Danish words "LEg GOdt" ("play well").
-Sjev
So, the legos are the interesting part. (Score:2)
Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
Sure all of the guns were imaginary (rather than real as this one is), but they're still encouraging violence!
Damn (Score:3)
Anyway... does anyone remember that program that built Lego bridges using a genetic algorithm? Why not put it to use improving this machine gun? I bet in a few thousand generations it'd turn out a real weapon of mass destruction. Hell yeah!
Lego Carmageddon (Score:1)
If I'd known my Lego vehicles could have projectile weapons my childhood would have been a lot more fun [and I'd probably have been seen by a lot of psychiatrists
On terrestrial UK TV [can't remember the channel] there is a program called "Robot Wars" where teams of people build radio controlled vehicles whose aim is to demolish the other vehicle.
It should be possible to create a similar type of competition involving designing Lego Mindstorm vehicles, only with no external interference allowed. Anyone ever tried this ?
Re:hmm (Score:1)
Now, before this article was posted, I might have scoffed at the idea of enforcing that, but 500/minute's gotta sting...
Lego test replaced SATS at some schools, remember? (Score:3)
"Okay, uh, your Lego project doesn't really look much like it's supposed to, frankly we're a little disappointed in... Hey! Put that down! OK! You're in! You're in!"
Re:How long 'till they are illegal? (Score:2)
1) ? that the plastic bits can be transported through the detectors at the airport
This is true and sooner or later some dolt will try it.
2) do we need to hear from Katz before we wake up to the reality of how dangerous this can be?
you let the cat out of the bag! Betcha within a week or two Katz will have an article something along the lines of "Amerika, how Lego is contributing to the socialization of society."
3) So write your Congress,
This like everything else will have some muckety muck group to oppose it, led by some Hollywood activist type, I can see Steisand now, "The youth of our nation is at risk from Southpark and Lego, please members of the house subcommittee, you must put a stop to it".
4) . Obviously this guy should be locked up since he is telling everyone how to make guns and providing the plans
Also Betcha this will happen.
Something so simple and yet there will be all the fuss about we need to protect ourselves from ourselves.
Never knock on Death's door:
More info on Metal Storm (Score:1)
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9706/28/super.gun/
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From what I can tell, all this seems to be is an electronic firing system (think of a multi-barreled gun, with a bullet in each barrel, and each bullet wired to fire - hence no moving parts, high rate of fire - but not many bullets to fire).
Personally, I think a machine gun would be better, as these devices seem to make you reload after only a few shots (4-6 in the handgun case, maybe 50 or so in the larger versions). In the case of a handgun, it might make a little sense - but for anything where you want to "hose" something for a little while, well...
Slashdotted... (Score:1)
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preview (Score:1)
I'm going home and make one now! (Score:1)
Let us be thankful that Hitler never had this power, although I bet they were working on it near the end.
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In related news.... (Score:2)
In addition to the LEGO machine gun design posted on the web, Clinton cited the possible use of LEGO Mindstorm sets to plant terrorist devices.
When pressed as to how a LEGO machine gun could pose a theat to American society, Clinton responded, "You could put an eye out with those things. We must protect the children!"
Meanwhile, Al Gore, campaigning at a daycare in South Carolina, told kids that he "invented LEGOs."
Better info... (Score:1)
http://www.dig.bris.ac.uk/teaching/o_a_hf/ascot
Essentially what I said previously, except multiple bullets in the barrel, each seperated by a charge. The charges are electronically controlled (set off), the heat of the explosion expands the bullet behind it, keeping the heat from igniting the charges behind the next bullet. Rate of fire determined by barrel cooling, and rate at which bullets leave barrel.
Better trust the software/hardware behind these devices - can you imagine what would happen if the wrong bullet was fired out of order (Oops! Where did my hand go!)...
Fools (Score:1)
The Moron Who posted this... (Score:1)
Re:hmm (Score:3)
It's an ancient word meaning "Thou shan't have my toaster waffle! Begone!"
The BeerMaster (Score:5)
The basic idea was that if you'd shout "Beer Me!", the device would recognize your call, turn to face you, estimate distance, and launch a beer at you (which you'd naturally grab out of the air).
We had a couple problems that made us give up development:
Anyone want to take up the effort? It'd be a cool party trick, but don't blame me if you kill someone.
Slashdot icon! (Score:1)
Lego weaponry... (Score:2)
...seems perfectly natural to me. But then again, I _did_ build a Lego trebuchet when I was a kid. It'd throw marbles about forty feet...
Ah, the memories.... :)
--WhiskeyJack
Sweet! (Score:2)
Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
THOUGHT POLICE! COME OUT WITHOUT YOUR WILL (Score:2)
Re:Blasphemy! (Score:1)
Personally, I've always had serious thing for Ryoko. *drool*
I said that; Slashdot fucked up. I'm very proud of my love for Ryoko, and I would never post such a thing AC intentionally.
Ryoko, Ryoko, Ryoko! I'm geekier than Tenchi any day, baby! Get back here!
Re:Heh (Score:1)
O, "LEGO bricks" is plural. (Score:3)
Other useless trivia from LEGO.com's website:
4.9152 cm3 is the volume of an 8-stud LEGO brick. It measures 9.6 x 32 x 16 mm.
Thousands of a mm - that's the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories.
102,981,500 are how many different ways there are to combine six 8-stud bricks of the same colour. If you haven't that much time, you can take three 8-stud bricks - same colour - and fit them together in 1,060 ways. Two 8-stud bricks - still the same colour - can be put together in 24 ways.
203,000,000,000 (203 billion) LEGO elements or thereabouts - were moulded between 1949 and the end of 1998. Of these, 6.5 billion are eight-stud bricks. And 2.3 billion Mini figures have been moulded, decorated and assembled since 1978.
Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
Ha! Wimp!
When I was a kid I restricted my Leco buildign to weapons of mass destruction. Battleships, spaceships with big guns, even a model nuclear missile silo.
However, I think the combination of a lego machine gun and a lego town with lots of lego people could be quite a bit of fun...
BFG. (Score:2)
hmmmm heheh mindstorm fun (Score:1)
Ouch*
Just got a mental picture of my poor cat getting pelted by volleys of high speed legos.
Re:Quickies? (Score:1)
This is pretty neat and all, but did it need to be posted in an article by it's self? Maybe it would have been better suited with CmdrTaco's quickies (man I miss those)?
I don't know why this was moderated as "offtopic"; I agree completely. While it's a cool link, is it really deserving of its own story? It really is quickie material.
Now come on, bitches! Moderate me down to "-5!"
NOT entirely LEGOs! Uses Rubber Band for Power! (Score:2)
It's powered by a rubber band, not LEGOs. (Though I guess if you strached one of the little rubber tires on a LEGO car set, you might be able to make it work)
Since the power source is a rubber band, the premise of the story is false, in that I could make a real gun out of LEGO's as long as I am willing to use black powder as my power source. (or in the case mentioned in another thread, plutonium for a LEGO A-bomb, though it is MUCH harder to get than rubber bands)
Posted as AC (Score:1)
Cheers!
Moderation Totals (Score:2)
Moderation Totals:Lawsuit Bait=1, Insightful=1, Geekvalue=5 Total=7.
Never knock on Death's door:
Legoii! (Score:1)
Re:hmmm. (Score:2)
Look for "She's finally naked, now let's go for petrified!" I think they're on (seriously) www.badassmofo.com.
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New Slashdot section needed? (Score:1)
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Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
;)
Six-legged walker (Score:2)
I'm thinking you take a few of the machine-gun guy's LEGO Toy Canyons [shore.net], one of his guns, and this six-legged walker [cornell.edu] ... pick a battlefield, and go forth and conquer. :)
Which brings up the question: is there a way to get some Crusoe chips into these, set up TCP/IP, and have the battles remotely via webcams?
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Re:THOUGHT POLICE! COME OUT WITHOUT YOUR WILL (Score:1)
Popsickle stick bombs (Score:1)
When I was a lil' munchkin, I used to build "bombs" out of popsickle sticks. It would just be a bunch of popsickle sticks arranged so that it was all held together by tension. If you removed or dislodged one stick, they whole thing would lose tension and fly apart, scattering sticks everywhere.
Just throwing it or having someone "accidently" step on it was enough to make it "explode."
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Re:NOT entirely LEGOs! Uses Rubber Band for Power! (Score:3)
Re:Right-wingers are censors, you moron. (Score:1)
If only you'd get a brain and not confuse "white supremecists" with "gun nuts", you might make a little more sense.
Somebody please moderate down this ignorant troll.
Re:hmm (Score:1)
I am thinking that in a few weeks there will be a rash of Lego devestated Eggo's found in a dumpster somewhere.
You only scratched the surface (Score:3)
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of a Lego gun, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of Lego firearms, or of Lego Copying; or the right of the little Lego people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Amendment II
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the Lego people to keep and bear Lego Arms, shall not be infringed.
Amendment III
No Lego-armed Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and Lego, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or Lego to be seized.
Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a Lego, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the Lego land or Lego naval forces, or in the Lego Militia, when in actual service in time of Lego War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in Lego jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of Lego, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private Lego property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Amendment VI
In all criminal Lego prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial Lego jury of the State and district wherein the Lego crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Lego Counsel for his defense.
Amendment VII
In suits at common Lego law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by Lego jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a Lego jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Lego Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the Lego common law.
Amendment VIII
Excessive Lego bail shall not be required, nor excessive Lego fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual Lego punishments inflicted.
Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Lego Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the Lego people.
Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the Lego States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the Lego States respectively, or to the Lego people.
Never knock on Death's door:
Tales From the Heckmouth (Score:2)
After a recent article on Slashdot regarding Lego Machine Guns, there has been a proliferation of violence connected with small plastic blocks in our society. Indeed, the Anarchist's Cookbook has added several chapters on Lego Weaponry, including a simple example of how to create a critical mass of certain Legos with intent to create cold fusion as a power source for a Lego rail-gun. There are record numbers of children in our schools that have been impaled with these ordinarily "fun" toys since this last report.
Several ofthe most extreme cases involve a preschool and an airplane. Little Private Burrito (an unfortunate name) went to preschool one day, with great expectations of play time, only to be struck repeatedly with high-speed Legos from his (former) friend Humis' Lego gun. Several other children were bloodied, and almost 90% of the class wet their pants during this event. We cannot continue to allow such things in the hands of babes...
But in the hands of adults, Legos are even more dangerous. Jaques Strappe recently hijacked an airliner, with over 75 people on board, using a modified rapid-fire semi-automatic Lego Gun. Though no passengers were hurt, several first class travelers were apparently shouting such things as "Golly!" and "Lordy, Lordy!". After he was apprehended, Strappe claimed to have found the plans for his weapon on the Internet. No lawsuits have been filed against Lego or Slashdot/Andover/VA as of yet, but you can be sure that there are many to come...
seriously (Score:1)
Toys of Mass Destruction (Score:1)
LEGO Machine gun vs. LEGO Grenades. (Score:1)
I don't have many childhood memories. Go Figure.
slashdot needs a "lego" category (Score:1)
8 stud encryption (Score:1)
And how many colors are LEGO bricks available in anyway?
Re:The BeerMaster (Score:2)
Right-wing anti-lego bumper stickers...
When LEGOs are banned, only criminals will have LEGOs.
You can have my LEGOs when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.
LEGOs don't kill people,
The first amendment assures each citizen's right to bear LEGOs.
I DO support a 5 day waiting period to purchase LEGO Mindstorm kits.
I love legos. (Score:1)
Slashdot Moderators aren't too bright (Score:1)
Now if I had answered ten minutes later after reading all of the responses, then moderate me down and ruin my karma, otherwise don't be such an ass and mess with my karma you bastards!
Taco, FIX THIS! A double mod of Redundant is redundant and as such the moderators should lose karma points at the same time.
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Re:The BeerMaster (Score:1)
Re:Lego nukes? (Score:2)
The only challenges I see are getting Lego to produce the explosive bricks needed for the lenses,(TNT does not lend itself to modern hi-temp injection moulding!) and then getting them to produce a Lego timing module capable of signalling thousands of 1x1 Lego M1 detonator bricks. The enriched uranium bricks could probably be bought for a couple of tins of Spam on the Russian black market.. (We only need 20 kilos) Lego currently makes the 'urchin' device; it's in set 107; Jr. Atomic Scientist's Secret Lab.
Re:Quickies? (Score:1)
I don't think they knew what I was talking about.
Re:A Lego Machine Gun! Fruit of the devil! (Score:1)
This is funny, If the DeathStar plans would have been open source from the begining then they most likely would have found the ventelation duct security hole before the actual construction of the thing started. Wow, maybe open source isn't such a good idea. If the DeathStar plans were open source the Rebles would not have made it out of that battle alive.
NO MORE OPEN SOURCE THE EVIL EMPIRE WILL USE IT AGAINST US!!!!!
Grin
Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
:P
niggled (Score:1)
careful, use of this word has recently come under fire because it looks and sounds like another word
LEGO-proof vest (Score:1)
Now all we need are LEGO-proof vests to protect you against other people with LEGO machine guns.
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Why aren't we using the LEGO icon?
Lego stock is going down... (Score:2)
Now all we need to do is manufacture Lego's out of C4 and then the fun will really begin.
Imagine the Lego howitzer, mortar launcher, or Tank cannon....
The possibilities are endless. Couple it with that really cool Lego mindstorm stuff and we've just given playtime a whole new definition of fun.
Re:I'm a bit confused... (Score:1)
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Re:How long 'till they are illegal? (Score:1)
Closing and latching the door, he opened the case and withdrew the harmless lego spaceship within..... With a surgeons skills, he quickly broke down the miniture space craft and reassembled it into a deadly KarrLegaCannon and readed himself to take the cockpit..
Next Tom Clancy book?
I made one... (Score:1)
Re:my LAST lego weapon was a crossbow (Score:1)
Of course, fast isn't fast enough for me. Set up a small gearbox to go with that, and you'll still have enough torque to get by with nothing more than wheels after that.
The best part? You can make it LOOK like a crossbow, but it'll fire like a submachine gun at the very slowest. At the fastest? I never measured, but drop in loading and nearly instant firing are enough to make *me* happy.
Christopher Kalos
Einstein was wrong (Score:2)
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein
It will obviously be fought with Legos...
The Matrix? (Score:2)
Now think on this: Might this be just how the Matrix "AI" was born? This is what sparked the War! Soon people will discover how to make rapid-fire 1x1 unstopable Lego Bricks make from depleted uranium!
These things will fire faster than the speed of sound!
"Alright, this is Blacktron 7843, We're ready with the new Beam Cannon"
"Roger that 7843, You are Authorized"
[Cannon Fires a Stream of Lego Bricks, The Base security Shatters, The Base Shatters, The Platform the base was on shatters, The Plane that was on splits in half and flies off in both directions, The Floor gets driven through and it kills your sister who was working on the computer downstairs at the time. Because You had a Lego Mindstorm AI controlling the Cannon, It re-targets and blows apart the walls, sending the roof crashing down, But it's not over yet- this rocked, you used glue, little bricks start breaking windows and splitting trees, A stray one catches the air and knocks out a plane's engine, The plane crashes about a mile away, And your gun- It's still firing, The whol area is in devestation or chaos, with your dying breath you manage to say, "7843: successful"]
Mwuahahahah.
Yes, I can dream. And you cant stop me. Dont even bother trying.
MIRROR! (Score:2)
This page is taking a while to load due to slashdotting, so I figured I'd be nice and put up a mirror.
Just so you know, I changed it to an ASP file. This is only so I could add a counter script that I wrote to it. And yes, this means this mirror is being hosted on an NT box. Take that however you will.
Anyway, the mirror is at http://silverlight.org/cray/lego/ [silverlight.org]
Bah, counter doesn't work. (Score:2)
Re:OFFTOPIC, just a question about a .sig (Score:2)
G.W. Junior ("Shrub") said that in reference to gwbush.com [gwbush.com], a satirical web site that broadly made fun of "Shrub's" vapidity, rumors about his "youthful" cocaine use, etc. "Shrub" doesn't believe that the First Amendment covers making fun of him on a web site. He feels political commentary is going too far. What an airhead.
Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net