Diablo II Beta Sign-Up Monday 169
MimEnkode writes "Blizzard has announced the beta test for Diablo II. Only 1,000 beta testers will be picked. You'll be able to sign up here."
This is not first-come-first-served; sign up at any time on Monday, and you'll have the same chance as everyone else.
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Oh the horror.
Re:Only North America (Score:1)
A.K.A. 'release'
-RN
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
And further, how many Dual processor/Win2k users are gonna apply for the beta? Hopefully not too many.
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Well, I don't know how many will apply, but none of them will be accepted.
From the signup page:
You must be running Windows 95, Windows 98 or Windows NT 4.0 with Service Pack 5. Windows 2000 is not supported for the Diablo II Beta, but will be supported in the final product.
Re:Don't fucking fuck with me, fuckhead! Fuck off! (Score:1)
Or perhaps I've been trolled. *shrug*
(Personally, I'm gonna apply for Beta. I've got a windows machine that I could put it on. I quite enjoyed Diablo I.)
Re:Only North America (Score:1)
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:1)
Re:FYI (Score:1)
A bunch of aliens is hanging around mars, looking for a fight or something. They come across a capsule, open it, find a bunch of names and think: Hmm, yes. let's go kill those people.
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
(hah.. defending the game junkies.. madness will ensue..)
(did i really use the term 'inner child' on slashdot??)
Re:Make a *meaningful* contribution and we'll talk (Score:1)
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Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Re:Go blizzard. and go Slashdot too. (Score:1)
(playing halehluia chorus in the background) (Score:1)
~Jester
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Re:Diablo II (Score:1)
Re:Oh Well. (Score:1)
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:1)
Re:Truly Random? (Score:1)
Truly Random? (Score:1)
He says, hoping his absolute minimum spec computer will get him higher up the ladder...
Re:Windows only (Score:1)
Whats with the hype? (Score:1)
This game is never going to live upto the hype no matter how good it is.
Re:Diablo 2 owns you all (Score:1)
I remember a long time ago seeing it scheduled for release in October of 1998!
Better late (and better) than crap or never
Heath
I've never played Diablo, and here's why. (Score:1)
Self-Serving, But Potentially Useful Plug... (Score:1)
GeekLife Mail [geeklife.com] (2000 users small)
(Well, at least I won't be moderated down for being off-topic (oops, is that a challenge?))
Who submitted this? (Score:1)
Argh!
I was hoping /. wouldn't post this so that my chances of getting picked would be higher! Nooooooooo! =)
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Anybody wonder if we spun a story (or just commented on one) if we could affect a company's stock trading price? Has this ever happened from
What was it Andy Warhol said about everyone being famous for 15 minutes....?
Re:Cat is out of the bag now.. (Score:1)
Esperandi
Re:Go blizzard. and go Slashdot too. (Score:1)
Esperandi
Re:Go blizzard. and go Slashdot too. (Score:1)
Looking at the comments posted it seems that this "stuff that matters" for most of the people reading this. Probably a cross section of groups "geeks" and "diablo players" would be rather large. Accept it and live with it or go someplace else if you don't like it.
Re:The top-secret key to getting on the Beta (Score:1)
PoC
Re:Go blizzard. and go Slashdot too. (Score:1)
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Re:Hmmm (Score:1)
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
They'd Be the most useful.... (Score:1)
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Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
More flamebait, yes, but after reading all the rants by Randy-old-monkey, I have to say, you Linux junkies need to realize without games there wouldn't be a computer industry. We'd all be using Playstation and your console would be faster than your computer. I use Windows (id love if Gnome ran Windows apps, i wonder how good Wine is). Can you imagine? We'd be using 8086s cuz the Linux junkies still want to run web servers. You dont need more than a 80586-120 running FreeBSD. Why the fuck are Intel and AMD battling it out with 1GHz CPUs? Because Quake 3 wont run at 10x7 on PII300. Why are memory prices so damned low? Because your PIII800 is worthless with 32MB of ram. Why the fuck did AMD make the KX133 chipset? Because IronGate sucks donkey balls. How come the 440BX chipset kills the i820? Well we won't go there, but these advances are all because of games. If it was up to standard desktop applications to drive the computer industry, the most intense application i can see being used is MS Excel or Access on Windows 3.1, or for UNIX machines, a heavy load ftp server.
Get off it, loser, gamers are giving you your hardware. Voodoo 3's arent a piece of shit thats bloating Linux drivers. If you want unfucking bloated software go back to the original version of Linux Torvalds created, throw it on your 286 and shut the fuck up.
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
I'd say it probably only decreases your chances about 500%
M
Re:Well said. (Score:1)
Diablo II (Score:1)
Not Necessarily... (Score:1)
Nice One! (Score:1)
I don't claim to be an old fart (check Jargon File) but I would guess this was a damn good troll.
I think from now on once someone gets moderator access big lights should flash on there screen explaining
1) what a troll is
2) many should be marked UP as Funny or Troll
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"If I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot fascists" -
Diablo = Cheatablo (Score:1)
Re:Cat is out of the bag now.. (Score:1)
So.. that knocks down the unique hits down prolly ( unless those are unique ) And anyhow You have some addicts (-:lots:-) who refresh many more times than me lol. And a good portion of the
Re:I work for Diablo (Score:1)
What's a computer good for? (Score:1)
Okay, but what is the ultimate benefit of all that "true" technology? If people like to play games, if it makes them feel better, is it so bad?
Computer games are by themselves a respectable technology, and shouldn't be dismissed with words like "anything except games".
Re:Oh Well. (Score:1)
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Diablo 2 owns you all (Score:1)
Make Seven
Re:COOOLLL (Score:1)
Make Seven
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:1)
Make Seven
Re:Diablo 2 owns you all (Score:1)
Make Seven
Re:Only North America (Score:1)
Does anyone know why this is USA and Canada only? As a UK resident I would more than happy to help with the beta, but for some strange reason I seem to be excluded. Personally I feel this is an unnecessary restriction, and a bit of a slap in the face for us non American existing customers
Cat is out of the bag now.. (Score:1)
FYI (Score:1)
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
Video game companies don't put alot of money into R&D. not enough profit margin.
true devolpment of technology comes from Universities and govermant R&D labs. (not the military).
Re:I beg to differ... (Score:1)
technology growth != inovation. In the game industry, the goal is to get a product out as cheaply and quickly as possible. There is not a lot of room for inovation.
Driving for faster clock speeds does not mean better computers. I would love to see Intel/AMD stop this clockspeed pissing war and start working on real bottlenecks in the home PC. But as long as the consumer is told by the game industry that they need faster processors, the real world problems won't go away.
How does that lead to new technology development?
if the game industry really drove technology, directX wouldn't be here , in it's current form, today.
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
Re:What's a computer good for? (Score:1)
My point is just that game software may use current technology extremely well, they don't invent it.Not enough money in that.
Thanks for your reply, I alway appriciate the input.
wine (Score:1)
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:1)
Bah! (Score:1)
Re:Whats with the hype? (Score:1)
Re:Hey, you brainless fucking moron . . . (Score:1)
Eric
Re:Whats with the hype? (Score:1)
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:1)
Mr here thinks he's cool just because he went over the game phase and he finally knows C...
Let me tell you one thing. Maybe you're happy because you just reached "computer puberty", but let me compare this:
Do you watch TV? Well, you don't even know how a TV works. Damn...
Video games are now part of the computer community and has helped the development of 3D accelerators and many other computer related hardware.
Besides, who doesn't like to just sit back and just have fun? If your idea of fun is programming, fine with me. I enjoy it myself. However, I don't start insulting anyone who doesn't share my interests. But hey, Diablo II is gonna rock!!!
Re:Equal Chance? (Score:2)
I'm not talking about double entries. I'm talking about the sheer volume of Slashdot readers.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Re:Diablo II (Score:2)
LOG IN (Score:2)
(unless you're the same troll, masqing your grits)
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Diablo II info link (Score:2)
DiabloII.net [diabloii.net] is a pretty decent source of info for this game. They give daily updates and they seem to be able to filter out the real insider info from bs hype.
I don't read it religiously, but it's nice when I need a "how's Diablo II doing" fix.
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:2)
Re:Fuckin' A right. (Score:2)
Do you fail to see the contradiction there?
Re:Go blizzard. and go Slashdot too. (Score:2)
God I wish I could moderate you down. In case you've been asleep for the past umpteen years, ROB DOESNT SUBMIT THE ARTICLES
Download? (Score:2)
There's a reason why they ask for your shipping address...
Esperandi
I swear I mirrored the entire ftp.etext.org
Where do you get this "random" from? (Score:2)
Esperandi
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:2)
Altho I think the real reason they want to do this is so that you can't signup a million times. I could have shipping addresses to a PO box, my home, all my relatives homes, my friends homes, my college box, my friends college boxes, etc, etc, etc and a free email address for every single one... but getting that many legit addresses is jus too much effort for most people to cheat to get in.
Plus, if you fuck with them like giving copies to all your friends, they can find out who you are.
Esperandi
The top-secret key to getting on the Beta (Score:2)
The magic minute will be: 10:37 AM PST. Have fun /.ers!
Windows only (Score:2)
Bah, newfangled games! (Score:2)
John
Well said. (Score:2)
Being a first generation computer gamer I can honestly say that people aren't morons just because they game. It take years of ignorance, closed mindedness, and lazyness to make a moron.
No one is born a moron, there just trained that way.
I beg to differ... (Score:2)
Oh Well. (Score:3)
Joseph Elwell.
Equal Chance? (Score:3)
...But now since the story was submitted and posted on Slashdot, the actual CHANCES you will get picked have decreased by 800,000%.
Good Luck!
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Re:I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests (Score:3)
For those of you that don't know, you must sign a NDA, remove Linux from your HD, and sign up for AOL to even *begin* to be considered for the beta. So it's not worth your while, move along please.
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ba-bu-ba-ba-baaa, da-da-dum. Re-boot the ser-ver.
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:3)
Quick! Get 'em off Linux, that way they'll never learn...
Where exactly do you think the next generation of developers is going to come from? Where do you think real innovation is going to come from? How can a generation possibly learn the real value of the Free Software Movement if you want to demonize them for having a good time? How many of them still dual-boot because Linux gaming sucks?
Thanks to those mindless teenagers I can *use* Linux, (since I have a voodoo3) I thought all you ivory tower folks used BSD (we certainly know you don't like new, fast hardware)
And how exactly is market pressure forcing you to code, I thought it was just a fun thing to do. Like the occasional blast-fest.
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ba-bu-ba-ba-baaa, da-da-dum. Re-boot the ser-ver.
ba-bu-ba-ba-baaa, da-da-dum. Re-boot the ser-ver.
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:3)
Rearrange your stereotypes accordingly.
Your Name In Space, Or Somewhere Else... (Score:3)
The same might happen with Diablo 2...Or (if StarCraft went to space), is there a more appropriate location to take a copy of Diablo 2 (think double hockey sticks)...
Re:Whats with the hype? (Score:3)
Replay value kicks a good games ass almost every single time.
Esperandi
Diablo's dungeons and all kinds of crap were randomly generated BTW in case you didn't know... personally I prefer real roguelikes, but Diablo was a good shot.
I'm noticing an interesting trend in beta tests... (Score:3)
Only North America (Score:4)
You will have the same chance as everyone else, provided you live in the USA or Canada. The rest of the world will have to wait until the second phase beta.
Re:Video games are for idiots. (Score:4)
1) The attempt to popularize Free Software has not been an unmitigated disaster. The fact that we do have, as you put it, "ten million adolescent morons" is an indication that we have succeeded. The computer in today's society, at least in the home-desktop market, is rapidly moving towards being a tool for entertainment.
If it wasn't for that "ten million adolescent morons" busy increasing Linux's desktop share up to 4.9% or whatever it is, Linux wouldn't have many of the new and wonderful features that I'm sure that you, as a man who seems to consider Linux totally unsuitable for anything besides hardcore server use and mathematical calculation, simply because not as many companies would have jumped on the band wagon.
2) Not all adolescents are morons. I am sixteen years old, and do know C, as well as C++, Perl, Pascal and x86 ASM. I've worked on and with a wide variety of open source software, from SDL to Mesa, doing everything from ASM hacking to documentation. My best friend, 17, spends his weekends fixing GNOME. And we are both avid gamers, programming as well as playing.
3) The developer pool has increased. Just look at Freshmeat these days... and look at all the people that I'm converting. Just a month ago, I ran into a guy at a bookstore (Chapters) happily reading a book on Graphics Programming with Visual Basic. We started chatting, and I asked him why the hell he was doing graphics programming in Visual Basic. Turns out he was actually writing a game in Excel, since that was all that he could afford. He was completely blown away when I said that if he just switched to Linux, he could enjoy free compilers, free GUIs, free debuggers, free everything. Another
developer, just converted like that.
4) Not just game obsessed morons play games. As a measure of this, I doubt very many adolescent morons would play "Eric's Ultimate Solitare", which recently got a Loki Software port.
5) Linux video drivers are NOT bloated. Mesa and Utah-GLX are extremely tight. You want bloat, go look at DirectX.
In conclusion, may you get your fingers caught in your server while replacing the case, and may they be severed at the joints so that you may never again post this sort of drivel to Slashdot.
(sorry if I seem grumpy, I've had a bad day)
Nicholas