

"The Sims" To Have Its Own TV Series? 107
rev420 writes "Variety.com and SimEden.com are reporting that Maxis is working with Tri Star Television and Pet Fly Productions ("The Flash", "The Sentinel", "Viper") on a potential television show based on "The Sims"." This sounds pretty lame... unless they use my Sim Neighborhood: I used skins from 20 Female Television stars ranging from the girls of Friends, Xena, Buffy, and beyond. I made many households and played the game normally for awhile. After the ladies all fell in love with each other, purchased everything available in the game, and had successfull careers, I started luring
neighbors over and trapping them in my attic, or drowning them in my pool. You haven't lived until you've seen Xena Warrior Princess die
in a terrible grill fire while Sculley flails her arms in terror. Now that would be good TV. Especially with anatomically correct skins.
Taco == misogynist (Score:1)
We already had this show... (Score:1)
Sims LAN Party (Score:1)
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:2)
Does this make you think I have genocidal tendencies? Or that I'm just messing around and blowing off steam in a fantasy environment? One of us is having trouble distinguishing reality from make-believe.
The neatest thing about the Sims... (Score:2)
Re:I dont't think so (Score:2)
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:2)
They're two very very different things.
Re:Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, etc... (Score:1)
Re:Well, if they use my lesbian scientists... (Score:3)
I couldn't agree more with your analysis of The Sims' gameplay. Apparently we are in the minority, though, since The Sims was a huge commercial success. Apparently, the mass market loves really boring games -- look at the runaway success of the screensaver-esque Deer Hunter and its thousand clones and sequels.
I play computer games because they aren't reality... if I feel like cleaning my house, taking a bath, and socializing with my friends, I'll do that instead of playing a game. A game needs to immerse me in another world, or I have no interest in it. Half-Life, Deus Ex, the old Ultima series, Baldur's Gate... the games I like the best are the ones that create a living, breathing, different world. I don't need a computer simulation of the one that's already around me.
This is hysterical! (And not sexist, you twits) (Score:2)
This is very very funny. If I had sims this is what I'd do. Though probably with more cute TV boys than you have in your house.
xxxxxx
Jesus... (Score:1)
crass commericialism (Score:1)
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:2)
Bullshit! lesbianism is erotic to many men. That's why I have so many bisexual and lesbian women in my sim neighborhood. It has nothing to do with misogyny, it has to do with liking lesbians.
In fact there are only two heterosexual females in my sim neighborhood. There is nothing cooler in the game that watching to sim women kiss. Don't like it? Tough!
Re:Pet Fly? (Score:1)
Had Jeri Ryan in a bikini, too.
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Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:1)
There's a big gap between celebrity fantasies and real women -- if you can't see it maybe you need some psychiatric help.
Now, why the Commander feels the need to share his fantasy with us, that's an open question...
(P.S. The phrase you were looking for is "one too many". "One-to-many" means something else.)
Taco, Please Read This Comment. (Score:1)
See this story [kuro5hin.org] on kuro5hin if you don't know what I mean.
Please.
And if you think I'm right, or you disagree and want to defend yourself, please write me [mailto].
-- Michael Chermside
Re:<newbie post=lame> Can you build.. (Score:2)
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Sims (Score:1)
The best (Score:3)
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Re:Well, if they use my lesbian scientists... (Score:1)
Re:Sentinal (Score:1)
Re:Well, it's official... (Score:1)
Re:Aaack!!! (Score:1)
You know you laughed.
Re:Well, if they use my lesbian scientists... (Score:1)
Some things are best left unknown.
Re:I dont't think so (Score:1)
Considering the popularity of the game, and this is just a personal observation, does it ever seem reminescent of playing with dolls (only better)?
I mean, here you are, controlling your sim's lives, except you don't control absolutely anything.
Gotta be the last straw (Score:1)
A story post by CT waxing about his favourite happy-time playing The Sims.
Outtahere.
Re:The reason people love the sims... (Score:1)
you sir.... are a sadistic bastard! (Score:2)
hmmm... (Score:3)
The Sims... (Score:4)
I h4xx0r3d myself up a ton of money, and set to work building "The Sims Skinner Box!"
I put a 'fridge on one end, boxed the people in with it, and made a complex maze leading up to a toilet.
My Sims all died, standing in puddles of their own urine. Poor bastards. If only they could navigate a maze, that terrible tragedy could have been avoided.
I then attempted to create an M.C. Escher-esque house, but the game's structure was too rigid. Why CAN'T I have stairs coming out of the walls, leading to nowhere? Damn Maxis. They stifle my creativity at every turn.
A friend of mine had his own magical "The Sims" experience, which he chronicled at this URL:
The Secret of Happiness, Sims-style [smart.net]
Uhmm... Okayyy... (Score:1)
The Sims have already been on prime time (Score:2)
Well, it's official... (Score:1)
How do you get off putting that kind of stuff in the headline for crying out loud? Seriously; if we want women (particularly inteligent ones) to read this site and participate in the community (slashdot or the tech world - take you pick) then you should try and see things from another perspective before you post such stuff.
The reason people love the sims... (Score:2)
Hmm, no, I think you miss the point.. As Good American Consumers, we love the idea of controlling one or more people in their boring, mundane in order to *buy stuff*. It's the american dream.. Is there an option in the Sims to invest your money? Hell no. You buy a big screen TV to increase your "entertainment" lifeforce. The goal of sims is the same as american life (he with the most stuff "wins")...
Shayne
What's interesting about this... (Score:1)
You have a point... but (Score:1)
Will the movie be compatible with the game? (Score:1)
Re:The reason people love the sims... (Score:1)
I think this game is more about feeling in control. In every relationship one person is leading more and the other is following. Although this is a generalization and there are plenty of execeptions.
The people that really enjoy this game are the followers getting their turn at leading. This is why the game boars me to death because I'm a natrul leader
Sim Games (Score:1)
Does anyone actually play those sim games all the way through? My cities never made it more than a couple of (real life) days before I gave in to temptaion and sent in the godzilla and the earthquake and the fire, etc.
I'm sure we'll hear about someone who's had some city running since 1994 on his 386. He's burned out two monitors, five keyboards and eight mice, but his citizens are all happy with their mayor that's been in office for the past 8000 years.
Pet Fly? (Score:2)
maybe they're making it just so that they can later develop a spinoff called "Sim-sons."
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:3)
In other words, CmdrTaco can be as sick as he wants in his games. I'm hoping (and fairly confident) that he certainly doesn't hold real women in contempt or treat them like dirt. It's just a game!
But....voyeuristic cruelty is a highlight! (Score:1)
maybe (Score:1)
That stuff was just crap....
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Reminds me... (Score:1)
Reminds me of that Nickelodeon commercial "back in the day"...
First, there were video games...Then, there was Virtual Reality
But now, there's something even better
Feel the weight of the ball--because you're actually holding it!
Feel the wind through your hair--because you're actually outside!
Hilarious commercial, anyway.
Dlugar
Re:You know... (Score:1)
Haha. (Score:1)
Second, it should be spelled Scully, if you are referring to the X-Files' "foxy" agent. (No network pun intended. Really.)
Third, until you get the sitcomical sexual plot twists going, you don't have television potential. We've got a gay male couple on NBC's Will and Grace, so why not a lesbian couple? Or more of them, for that matter? (normally I wouldn't make such a comment, but I feel like this site is dominated by males for some reason.)
Re:Oh my this is funny (Score:1)
Re:<newbie post=lame> Can you build.. (Score:1)
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Re:Well, it's official... (Score:2)
Missed the boat? (Score:1)
Maxis usually makes decent games, but they definitely missed the boat when they though[t] people would play a game that involves such uninteresting gameplay.
Here's a quote Gamespot's early January sales run-down [zdnet.com]:
In what has become somewhat of a routine, The Sims took first place in the most recent PC Data list of best-selling games, which covers the week of January 7-13, 2001. The virtual life game has been almost continuously in the top ten list since its release in early 2000, and lately it has been taking the top spot. Second place went to The Sims: Livin' Large expansion pack, which knocked Hasbro's incredibly popular Roller Coaster Tycoon down to third place...
Lord, I only hope I can miss that same boat some day.
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:1)
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This will suck because... (Score:2)
Re:Well, it's official... (Score:1)
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Re:Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, etc... (Score:1)
All other video games movies have sucked. As for TV shows, there WAS a Mortal Kombat TV show, and from what I heard it was okay.
I personally can't see how The Sims will translate to a TV show. I mean part of the appeal of the concept to start with is playing God and ruining the lives of your sims. Remove the control aspect, and what do you have? A pretty freakin' bland soap opera.
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Re:What's interesting about this... (Score:1)
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Re:You have a point... but (Score:1)
As for big stars, they're not essential. Starship Troopers: Roughneck Chronicles had no big names in it, but was a very popular show that died due to the immense budget for it. (Several episodes had to be cancelled because they were too expensive to produce.)
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Re:Well, it's official... (Score:1)
I just showed the message to my wife and she laughed her ass off. Trust me, the women who get offended by such things are not the ones you want to be around. They tend to be stupid and humorless; the antithesis of "inteligent".
I dont't think so (Score:1)
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Re:MUD television show? (Score:1)
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Well, if they use my lesbian scientists... (Score:1)
I doubt they will, though.
--Perianwyr Stormcrow
Re:Taco == misogynist (Score:2)
I see that your definition of "acting" doesn't posting your misogynistic fantasies on a major website, then?
Re:This is hysterical! (And not sexist, you twits) (Score:1)
aztek: the ultimate man
Re:This will suck because... (Score:1)
-Don
Re:We already had this show... (Score:1)
The Sims object creation tool (the mother of all objects) is called "Edith," after Edith Bunker, the first female character in the game. (You can guess the name of the first male character. Hint: not Meathead.)
-Don
Re:Will the movie be compatible with the game? (Score:1)
-Don
a bigger game (Score:2)
I supposed to could have your terrorist scenarios, inner city setups, complete with drive by shootings, etc. But after a while I find I am much more interested in world design where real people can have fun, and my interest in the sims drops off.
In other words, I like a bigger game.
Aaack!!! (Score:1)
Life imitates life (Score:1)
Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, etc... (Score:1)
Just watch one of those two movies thirteen times and KABLAMO! You got your self the first season of "The Sims".
Re:Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, etc... (Score:1)
I was refering to the second,Thanks for correcting me
Re:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT EATING MAGGOT BAG (Score:1)
I simply misrepresented my postition on Mortal Kombat. I was refering to the sequal but forgot to mention that.
And just to let you know, fagot [dictionary.com] (or it's variant faggot [dictionary.com]) are defined as: But if you feel like scrolling all the way down to the bottom of the page you will find a slang definition:
Now, just how exactly, have I openly shown that I'm in any way homosexual? I'm waiting for you answer (FYI: My girlfriend is very curious too)
Sims on TV? (Score:1)
Previous Shows (Score:1)
Viper - Once again, good idea very shitty
Sentinel - OK, but sucked nuts after a few shows. It would have been better as a porno.
Re:Haha. (Score:1)
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maybe it could (Score:1)
Re:Aaack!!! (Score:1)
Re:Well, it's official... (Score:1)
I'm a chick, and i love video games. Keep those scary PC games at arms length, though, because i don't have the hardware to run them.
many many girls and women I know love to play RPGs, and a few of them are even into FPSs. Personally, I like RPGs and some simulations, like CivII (Civ III call to power sucked).
Re:Will the movie be compatible with the game? (Score:1)
And why is "nudity" (a relative term in and of itself) such a necessarily "bad" thing that people need to be shielded from it? How is it beneath anyone's "standards"?
Re:The best (Score:1)
I like to go waco and get the town in a roomful =)
Won't fly (Score:1)
You know... (Score:1)
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<newbie post=lame> Can you build.. (Score:3)
Can you also buy a rifle with a scope?
Just wondering.
"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
Apply a patch (Score:1)
Now available... (Score:1)
It's improved!
It's free!
It's Actual Reality!
Talk to friends, walk the dog, smell the flowers just like the people on TV! You may be asking yourself, "How can I sign up?" Chances are, you already have!
Offer not available in all areas. Some restrictions apply.
What will they think of next? (Score:4)
Lets see.
We've progressed from imitating reality (sitcoms) to reality (reality tv) to imitating virtual reality with reality mixed in?
This is all too confusing, I'm going to go play Sim Life and see if something better evolves.
Sims____ (Score:1)
Re:Well, it's official... (Score:1)
Its official alright. To each their own. Just like the rest of the country/world/universe.
What a horrible idea (Score:1)
I have to stand back, just dumbfounded that somebody actually greenlighted this show. I refuse to beleive there's no better pilots being shopped around. I guess this is -1 troll but does anyone have any interest in seeing this show?
-Jeff
Sims (Score:5)
When I first started playing, a neighbor walked into my house. We were both males, but I noticed one of the available options was "Tickle". He shoved me, and never came back. I cracked up laughing, and decided to start calling him at 3 AM.
Sadly, though, I ended up quitting, because my character got to be in such horrible health that he refused to look for a job or clean up, and eventually couldn't afford food. Another highlight: when he ran out of money, he had a maid cleaning -- she took my trashcan as collateral!
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Screw the Sims... (Score:2)
Uhhh.... (Score:1)
Re:Aaack!!! (Score:1)
Perhaps this could make it interesting (Score:1)
Re:New versions.. (Score:1)
Re:Well, if they use my lesbian scientists... (Score:3)
Wow...what fun it'll be (Score:1)
Riiiight, that sounds like entertainment
Jeez...at least if they made a show based on something like Conker's Bad Fur Day, we could all laugh at the raunchy humor like the Operatic Shit (literally) like the children that we are.
Bad TV idea (Score:2)
MUD television show? (Score:1)
New versions.. (Score:2)