New Cube controller 259
steveo777 writes: "I was surfing through IGN when I noticed this new controller. It made me fall off my chair laughing (people at work are wondering what could be so funny). But it's no joke. Aparently it's for Phantasy Star Online." If this isn't real, why not? Something like this looks like a great idea to me.
ColecoVision lives! (Score:1)
Kick ass (Score:3, Interesting)
But wait, it's still crappy! (Score:1)
Wouldn't a better solution be ... (Score:2)
Something that you could use with special keywords to issue commands, open comm links of special channels, etc. complete with command macros so that you code speak code words and initiate very complex sequences.
I'm sure that everyone here can see it now, and imagine the possibilities for enhanced game play.
Re:Wouldn't a better solution be ... (Score:1)
Re:Wouldn't a better solution be ... (Score:5, Funny)
Uh, right.
"Okay! Alpha team approach the base from the west! Beta, provide sniper cover and be prepared to fall back on defense!"
<pause>
--
TeamLeader says: "Hooray! Alpo tea map roach debase Rama vest. Bay techno wide sighter cove randy pee pear two sell bacon desense!"
--
Re:Wouldn't a better solution be ... (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually that's a brilliant idea.
simulate radio noise/interferance/jamming by jumbling the text.
speech to text is not bad right now, given training, and so this may be practical in a year or two.
But this is where the command macros could be useful. a single word or letter combo translates to a full string of text. etc.
Oh, my, lord. (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm gonna be the first to say, I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR COMPUTER. Heck, you've got all the basics in one package. VERY nice.
I'd say that it looks more like you hold it on your lap rather than in the air like a normal controller.
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:3, Insightful)
Yup, you can see where they expect to make money.
Why buy a PC?
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:1)
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:1)
You already do. It's called your keyboard.
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:1)
With this thing, you can move your hand quickly to slap the Holoduke key (or whatever) and then get right back to the controller to aim/run around.
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:1)
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:1)
RSI Anyone?
Re:Oh, my, lord. (Score:3, Funny)
But remember its not the size of your controler but how you use it...
You know (Score:5, Funny)
I hope they work hard to keep the weight down. Maybe it's made of carbon fiber?
Actually... (Completely OT) (Score:2, Interesting)
I participated and help set up this year's BotBash here in Phoenix, AZ - outside, we set up a bunch of TV's and other junk for Christian Ristow's machines to rip apart... Fast forward to end of show...
Some TV's were lying around - various people were trying to kick the TV tube's face in - one huy was wearing steel toe boots - it took about twenty extremely hard kicks before the tube would implode.
A controller being thrown at a TV, even a keyboard, would likely do nothing to bust the screen, or the TV - might scratch it, and yeah, it could break other things - but the TV picture tube - nope.
Re:Actually... (Completely OT) (Score:1)
Re:Actually... (Completely OT) (Score:5, Funny)
I work as a sysadmin, and one of my guilty pleasures is tossing out old equiptment :) We have a raised loading dock, and adjacent to the loading dock is our (not raised) steel garbage bins ...
It was a particularaly (sp?) good day because I got to toss out some old macs (I don't really care for them) on the docket was an old quadra 990 (IIRC) and 2 of those *REALLY* old B/W 20+ inch monitors ... so ya gotta imagine Im close to 6' tall, and the trashcans are 3' below my feet, so I topple a monitor from my cart down into the empty trash bin and it makes a fantastic noise but dosen't break! So I pickup the second monitor, raise it above my head, and throw it down into the bin, it makes a terrible noise, still, tube is intact ... by this time im uber pissed so I grab the quadra (and its not a dinky one either, its one of those early 90's dealies with the thick aluminum cases) and I throw it as hard as I can at the two monitors! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! they still didn't break :)
By this time, everyone in the parking lot is staring at me :) People have come out of their upstairs offices all to see what the 3 loud bangs were ... defeated, so I pack up my cart and head inside :)
THose aren't the old monitors (Score:3, Funny)
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> below my feet
If you're lifting them like that, those aren't the *old* ones. . . .
I had an Ehman 19" back in 1989 for my SE/30. Moving it around was done by staggering, not walking.
When it went bad, I sent it back under warranty. They told me to send it back in the original packing material? Huh? I explained that it came on a shipping pallet with a sheet of cardboard wrapped around it and a boxtop over that, all strapped together. He groaned. "Oh, one of those".
hawk, who still prefers greyscale to color
Re:Actually... (Completely OT) (Score:1)
That is why you kick them in at the back. The neck is really easy to break, even accidentally.
Re:Actually... (Completely OT) (Score:2, Interesting)
Take one monitor/tv (bigger is better).
Remove the back of the case to expose the neck.
Place into a plastic wheelie bin (one with a flip open lid) face down / neck up.
Get besser-block (oversized brick for retaining walls).
hold up the lid of the bin, underside facing up.
place the block on the top.
now, swing the block/top closed so the block falls into the tube's neck and breaks it.
The lid will be pretty much shut, and when the vaccum seal breaks (tube shatters) the whole bin will implode with much force... good fun for the whole family.
oh yeah, dont forget to run away quickly... get someone else to film it / take a photo.
An engineering viewpoint (Score:2)
The curved rear glass is only as strong as it has to be to support the air pressure. 14.5 psi * area of the tube probably = a few tons, but it's formed as a 360-degree arch shape, so all the glass is in compression. Glass is surprisingly strong in compression; any little cracks that start are forced closed instead of growing.
The nearly flat viewing area has to be very thick, since air pressure will be trying to bend the center of the screen inwards, and glass is not great at resisting bending. (Pushing in the screen stretches the outside surface around the edges and the inside surface around the center, and this will pull cracks wider.)
Also, when electrons are accelerated through several thousand volts and then stopped suddenly in the phosphors, they tend to emit x-rays. So you need a thick glass plate with lead (oxide?) dissolved in it to stop the x-rays. X-rays may also be emitted sideways, but it costs and weighs less to wrap the sides of the tube in lead foil than to use thick glass there.
Making the exposed part of the tube hard to break is just a fortunate side-effect of the mechanical requirements...
Re:You know (Score:5, Funny)
What you can't see in that photo is that the KeyStickBoardPad (or whatever they end up calling it) has an aerodynamic form similar to that of a boomerang. So when you chuck it at the TV, it'll circle right back around and konk you in the head.
Schwab
Re:You know (Score:1)
Re:You know (Score:1)
Wow! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow! (Score:1)
It can be held... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok... now start twindling your fingers as if you're playing a game!
Ok, got it? Seems comfortable enough doesn't it? Ok, now scream something you'd scream during game play. Like "COME ON! I HAD THAT!" while moving the imaginary controller around like a mad man.
There you go!
Congratulations!
You successfully look like an idiot.
Re:It can be held... (Score:1)
Re:It can be held... (Score:2)
Ack! (Score:2)
Thoughts from a video game junkie (Score:4, Interesting)
On a slightly different note, I think that if (read: when) someone hacks the gamecube to run Linux/BSD/etc. and X, this would be a great keyboard/mouse combo.
huh?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:huh?! (Score:2, Funny)
I have this image of someone holding the controller with both hands then realizing they need to type something, so they mash their face against the keyboard.
I can see it now:
Player A: Let's team up, what do you say?
Player B: dse 3 nma w54dgem8eyu
Player A: Hey, buddy, this is an ENGLISH server!
Re:huh?! (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, so I finally have a practical use for my Klingon costume!
Re:huh?! (Score:5, Funny)
tourvil
Re:huh?! (Score:2)
Re:huh?! (Score:2)
..thus showing this is not a tool for the female gamer. But then again, some of them.... naaaah, not gonna go there.
-'fester
Re:huh?! (Score:2)
And some of us would be able to type more than others.
I've heard of the "hunt and peck" style, but "hunt and pecker"? That's outrageous!
hmph.. (Score:4, Insightful)
A further improvement... (Score:1, Funny)
let the user type JKL; to move about
like any other good game.
More bits! (Score:5, Informative)
Now, the game is coming to GameCube, a system with more bits, which results in larger words filled with more characters who have more lines of dialogue.
Dialogue like:
w00t! My b0X0r h4Z m00r B1tZ +heN yuRz!!
Stellar.
Will the new Cube controller have... (Score:1)
CTRL - ALT - DELETE?
hmmm, That's probably reserved for the xbox
How bout Scroll lock?
ACk! they outlawed side-scrollers years ago!
What are we gonna do with a keyboard then.........
Re:Will the new Cube controller have... (Score:1, Funny)
No, that's only for the X-Box version.
Schwab
Re:Will the new Cube controller have... (Score:1)
You mean a reset button? My computer has one too, same with gaming consoles, not much surpise. Seeing it was a keyboard I was hoping they would include the famous three key combo.
Actually guess what? I was playing the game cube on Saturday and the game froze? Wierd huh?
I'm upset. (Score:1)
To start with, the unit has the acronym "ASCII" emblazoned loudly above the keyboard. This is cleary unfair favoritism toward the ASCII character set, and a misrepresentation of the unit's capabilities.
I'm certain the scancode output from the keyboard portion of the unit could just as easily be represented by the EBCDEC character set. Unless they're careful, IBM may decide to sic their P.R. machine on these guys.
That aside, this thing looks like a stingray. Ah! There's a use... take it down to the neighborhood pool, toss it in, and watch small children swim for their lives! Just 30 minutes in the oven on "warm" and its usable for gaming again.
Disclaimer: If you can't find any humour in this, you should game more often...
Holy Lord!! (Score:1)
Hmm... (Score:1)
Re:Hmm... (Score:1)
Are you people kidding me? (Score:2, Interesting)
And since when has 'ASCII' made controllers? And doesnt "This is not a joke." make it an even more obvious joke?
Re:Are you people kidding me? (Score:1)
Here's a picture of a Dreamcast controller they made. [auctionwatch.com]
Here's a PSX version of the one-handed RPG controller. [ipixmedia.com]
Re:Are you people kidding me? (Score:1)
As for this keyboard.. look at the keys compared to the thumbpad -- those keys can't be much bigger than a laptop's keyboard. Would be quite good for typing and whatnot.
Re:Are you people kidding me? (Score:2)
Since, like, 1988...
Re:Are you people kidding me? (Score:1)
But, as everybody already said, ASCII [ascii.co.jp] does make controllers, as well as a very sharp Hello-Kitty themed home page.
Ok, enough of my fanboy/google ski11z/karma whoring shit already. I don't even play these games anymore. All I want is the next Mario Kart.
Re:Are you people kidding me? (Score:2, Funny)
No, the phrase "This is not a joke" makes me think it is not a joke.
PERSON1: "There's a guy somewhere round here with a gun shooting stuff up. This is not a joke"
PERSON2: "Oh, I get it! hahahahah-"
**BLAM!**
PERSON1: "Stupid *&^%&@"
BTW, for just one os many sites that sells ASCII controllers, Try here [hiphip.com]
Two handed? (Score:5, Funny)
Hardly much of a change (Score:5, Interesting)
Here's what I use for very little change (Score:2)
Now this is when the reader says, "But you still have to take your hands off to use the mouse!"
And I respond, "Nope, I am using a Thinkpad and the Trackpoint is very natural to use with just a slight tilt of your right hand."
Of course playing Diablo on a Thinkpad will give you a serious case of RSI.
Almost perfect. (Score:1)
Similar controller idea (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Similar controller idea (Score:1)
"Mommy, theres glowing blue slime on my keyboard again!"
Re:Similar controller idea (Score:2)
Re:Similar controller idea (Score:1)
Can't wait till (Score:1)
Of course Micro$oft will release it's own closed source version. A keyboard with the letter's blacked out. And of course the open source version will have over a hundred keys to you can customize it to your hearts content.
Arrow keys not setup for gaming (Score:2, Informative)
Take a step back (Score:2, Insightful)
But I think we need to take off our slashdot goggles and think who this is marketed to.
The n64 was eventually marketed to little kids, come on, pokemon rights were bought exclusively by nintendo. My little brother has one and it's all he plays.
My question is, if they can't type, is it supposed to hold their sippie cup?
Seems like there is a simpler solution (Score:1)
Seems to make more sense than producing that monstrosity of a controller.
Personally, I think online RPG's like PSO work much better on the PC. But for those who can't afford a high end PC and a broadband connection, it's a fun alternative.
Echoes of Atari Jaguar (Score:1)
Why is this controller so horrible? (Score:2, Insightful)
Do this: take your keyboard and put it in your lap. Then take your hands and place them at the left and right respectively. Is that so uncomfortable? Actually I think it feels great, specially for games where you have to type.
And of course you can hold it up in the air... but why? I mean, if you are going to type a lot, might as well just leave it on your lap! And we don't know how heavy it is yet!
Hell, if it's heavy, it'll be a good workout for those geeky arms you have! j/k
What a X-mas head fake... (Score:2, Funny)
It sure would throw me off, if this monster comes bundled with PSO that is...
Mouse-keyboard integration (Score:1)
it gave me the next idea.
Maybe this idea also will work: integrate a mouseball in the bottom of a keyboard. get rid of the rubber thingies and a keyboard will slide. add some extra keys as mouse-buttons and hey-presto
Name It (Score:3, Funny)
it isn't so strange (Score:2, Insightful)
I like it.. (Score:2)
Why limit yourself to an 8 button gamepad?
I'd assign every key to a Tekken Tag 10 hit combo.
And I'd figure out how to play as the creature when using unknown and assign that to a key as well.
I'm not sure... (Score:2)
http://www.game-revolution.com/games/codes/ps2/
The only other trick I haven't been able to accomplish is suppossedly if you set the high score under bowling you can bowl as Dr. B.
I'm up to about 220, but I need to beat 268.
Oh, I also haven't beaten the game in less than 5 minutes 30 seconds. I've only gotten 5 minutes 48 seconds. Suppossedly it unlocks some special Heihachi character.
In Related News, Logitech KeyMouse XP (Score:5, Funny)
From the press release:
The KeyMouse XP is the worlds first mouse to integrate a 120 key keyboard inside a mouse. This gives the user the advantage of not having to switch between keyboard and mouse - a repetitive movement which costs the user time and productivity.
The keyboard is located between the left and right mouse buttons.
When asked how difficult this new mouse would be to handle Logitech would only say that the user would need a really big-ass mousepad.
can't see it! (Score:1)
why couldn't they... (Score:3, Interesting)
Why does it need to be a full sized keyboard. You can type pretty fast on these with just your thumbs after a little while.
psxndc
Re:why couldn't they... (Score:2)
No Linux Drivers, I hope... (Score:5, Funny)
(BTW - this is my 200th post! [slashdot.org] )
Cheers,
Jim in Tokyo
Re:No Linux Drivers, I hope... (Score:2)
Plus the secret code to get a root shell - [up] [down] [up] [down] [left] [right] [left] [right] [A] [B] [A] {B] [select] [start] [start]
Re:No Linux Drivers, I hope... (Score:2)
What console controllers really need (Score:1)
C'mon Timothy (Score:1)
Observe the distinct lack of cable (Score:2)
Mind you, I use a Logitech cordless keyboard pro and my mouse mat is an old SNES mouse pad, so I guess I'm a little biased.
MICROPHONES, anyone? (Score:3, Interesting)
I don't think it would be too awkward to use... (Score:2, Interesting)
Try it on a 100" TV! (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, you laugh... (Score:2)
Console MMORPGs & The HORROR of input (Score:3, Funny)
If you have a keyboard in front of you, you can navigate throughout the game without any additional controller foolishness on the sides. The keyboard alone can more than cover all the functions of any game pad. WASD for motion/navigating menus, plenty of keys to replace controller buttons, etc.
Also, for the height of console adventure/PRG tedium, fire up Raiders of the Lost Ark on your Atari 2600, and take joy in finding that one joystick is for moving Dr. Jones, and another is required to manipulate your inventory! Little brothers are finally useful for something!
A better controller HERE! (Score:3, Funny)
The average Slashdotter... (Score:2)
(note to Slashdot: the controller is a joke.)
What's the big joke? (Score:2)
They should market this in India (Score:2)
This looks like the perfect keyboard for Vishnu!
Re:dvorak? (Score:1)
Re:dvorak? (Score:2)
Seriously, I've never understood the myth about QWERTY sucking due to how spread out the common letters are. It's *good* that it has the common keys so spread out, because it means you use different fingers to hit them in sequence. I've only seen one study which claimed the Dvorak keyboard layout was measurably better, and interestingly enough it was by a Mr. Dvorak...
The story that QWERTY was invented to slow down typists is a myth. It was indeed invented to reduce jams, but it had nothing to do with slowing down typists. Jams occurred when adjacent or nearly adjacent hammers struck in quick succession, so QWERTY was designed so that successive keys would likely be well apart from one another. That's the whole reason. It actually helps *speed up* typing, because you're likely to alternate hands and use different fingers between successive keys. Maybe Dvorak is a little better, but it's certainly not a crushing defeat for QWERTY.
Mario Text Adventure? (Score:5, Funny)
Mario is standing in front of a pipe.
> Jump inside pipe
You can't reach it!
> Walk east
You've reached a dead end.
> Walk south
Mario fell off the platform! Play again?
> q
Goodbye!
Re:not like it could be used (Score:1)
Re:Sega? (Score:1)
Because they have been relegated to such, they are no longer producing their own consoles.