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Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers' 269

Tardigrade submitted a brief little article that claims that chess players are paranoid thrillseekers. It's a fairly amusing little piece and definitely makes me wish that my high-school chess club would have got into epic battles with the groups that were capable of stretching us into pretzel shapes, if only for the thrill. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
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Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers'

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  • by jgdobak ( 119142 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:24PM (#2872922)
    Chess players are paranoid because they are chess players, not vice versa. Five years of swirlys and locker room beatings in high school while a member of the Chess Club usually causes that.
  • I'm not paranoid (Score:3, Insightful)

    by sketerpot ( 454020 ) <sketerpot&gmail,com> on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:24PM (#2872926)
    I play chess, and I'm good at it, but I'm not a paranoid thrillseeker. I'll grant that chess does give me a feeling of being in a war of wits, and I enjoy seeing my opponent squirm when they fall into one of my traps, but it's not on a par of thrillingness with things like skiing, where you can get yourself hurt.
    • by michaelmalak ( 91262 ) <michael@michaelmalak.com> on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:29PM (#2872947) Homepage
      ...it's not on a par of thrillingness with things like skiing, where you can get yourself hurt.
      So what you're saying is that sticks & stones may break your bones, but chess will never hurt you? Why don't I believe you?
    • Vizzini: So it is down to you, and it is down to me.. if you wish her dead, bu all means keep moving forward.
      Man in black: Let me explain...
      Vizzini: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
      Man in black: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
      Vizzini: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
      Man in black: You're that smart?
      Vizzini: Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
      Man in black: Yes.
      Vizzini: Morons!
      Man in black: really! In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
      Vizzini: For the pricness? To the death? I accept!


    • Chess is like any other sport, talk to tiger woods about how he feels when he wins a golf tournament, Talk to world champion boxer lennox lewis about how he feels when he beats the shit out of someone, or just talk to a scientist, ask the scientist how they feel when they make a discovery or solve an equation.

      Everyone gets a trill out of what they do, this is what makes it an art, a sport, and life for these people, they want to be the best at what they do and want to win. I'm sure president Bush had a rush of testosterone when he edged out Al Gore in the US supreme court and became President of the USA.
      • Talk to world champion boxer lennox lewis about how he feels when he beats the shit out of someone

        Incidentally, Lennox Lewis is known for being a chess player. He's a thinking man's fighter, unlike someone like Mike Tyson, who'd just a thug.
    • grant that chess does give me a feeling of being in a war of wits, and I enjoy seeing my opponent squirm when they fall into one of my traps

      I take it, then, that you don't play chess via the Internet? Kind of hard to see your opponent squirm when you can watch only their moves, not their pained facial ticks, hesitant gestures toward the board, frustrated expressions, etc. I've found playing on the Net can be fun for quick games, but it doesn't compete to playing face-to-face. There's an element of action there in a very sitting-quietly sort of way.

  • by drinkypoo ( 153816 ) <drink@hyperlogos.org> on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:29PM (#2872942) Homepage Journal

    Personally, I suck at chess, and even I know what an absorbing game chess is. It is a battle, and one does not forget that, especially if you consider yourself an intelligent person. It's a war of mind vs. mind, may the most intelligent (and least easily distracted) being win.

    While it lacks the immediacy of video games, and the brutality of (mock?) physical combat, chess is a war waged in miniature, where one must consider logistics and the strength and position of both your forces and your opponent's in order to come to a victory. Even when your forces are decimated it is possible to achieve victory by the use of clever tactics.

    But what really makes this not news is that any game can have this sense of immediacy. While realtime games have a little bit more of it, they work in generalities, where chess works in absolutes: You know exactly how the field will act, you know exactly what each piece is capable of. It's like fighting a war on a perfectly ordered (and symmetrical) battlefield with identical forces and perfect intelligence, a situation no one will ever be in, within the confines of reality. But if you focus, any game can become your reality - For a while.

    • It's like fighting a war on a perfectly ordered (and symmetrical) battlefield with identical forces and perfect intelligence, a situation no one will ever be in, within the confines of reality.

      So in other words, it's almost, but not completely unlike real war...

      Chess is really more of a complex and somewhat variable logic puzzle -- closer to a Rubik's cube (where you let someone else take a crack at every other turn) than to war of any sort.

      So maybe the whole chess/war comparison which seems so popular in this thread overcredits one and sells the other short, eh?

      • In my personal experience, its more like boxing. In both chess and boxing, you have no place to hide and nobody to blame, except yourself. All moves by your opponent are done in plain view and its only your training and preparation that will see you through.

        The two are obviously different in that one is 90% physcial, and the other is 100% mental, but the investment of the ego in both are quite similar.

        Both chess and boxing are about setting up the opponent and taking them down. Chess in particular is quite cruel to the loser because there is no room for making excuses.

        The comparison to Rubik's cube is a bit wrong since Rubik's has been solved. Chess has some definite patterns that are instantly recognizable, but it also deals in vague terms with space, time, lines that really can't be quantified but can be estimated.

        But you're right, chess is not like war, except to those people reading about it in the papers every day...thing moves from place to place, destroys other thing...etc.
        • by Jeremi ( 14640 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @05:03PM (#2873328) Homepage
          Both chess and boxing are about setting up the opponent and taking them down.


          You're right... in fact, they would make a fine pair for a new biathlon sport in the Olympics... the two competitors box for 9 rounds, then sit down for a chess match. I know I'd watch. :^)



          • Actually Boxing is about hitting a person more times than they hit you.

            the strategy only comes into play when you box someone who hits harder and whos faster and better physically.

            This is why people like holyfield knock out mike tyson, or out of shape buster douglas even.

            This is also why old george forman would knock out any young boxer you through at him

            Chess is the same, theres natural talent, some people are naturally talented at chess and kick peoples ass without knowing how, but theres also strategies, openings, and tricks, and no matter how much natural talent you have, if you dont know an opening, or a trick being pulled on you, you lose.

            Chess is about memorizing openings, as it is about how many moves you can see ahead and plan for.
          • It might be a better chess match if you do it in the reverse order...

            I'd say you should stagger the rounds, but as a former boxer, I can tell you that untaping and retaping your wrist bindings is a giant pain in the ass and would take quite a long time. I suppose you could have pieces big enough to be moved by a boxer wearing gloves though- maybe that would be better for TV anyway.

            Maybe comedy central will pick this idea up and run with it. "Beat the Geek" would take on a whole new meaning :)
        • Very interesting comparison. Back in elementary school there was a boy whose hobbies seemed to be beating up people twice his size and chess. (He was very good at chess -- as for fighting, all I can judge by is the damage I saw happening to guys that thought they were big and tough. Maybe that's less of a contradiction than it seemed...
  • by dupper ( 470576 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:29PM (#2872944) Journal
    That demonstrating intelligence and creativity in proximity to Football (american) players is tempting death and mutilation.
    • Football Players... (Score:2, Interesting)

      by rudy079 ( 464049 )
      Hey, Im a high school senior who plays football... And guess what? I love chess, so do half the other players... We waste time in the locker room playing chess. Its actually very similiar to football, its all about planning and strategy and knwoing how/when to strike your opponent
  • Has Marvin [bbc.co.uk] been playing too much chess? [slashdot.org]
  • oh yeah... (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    chess is all about testosterone, arousal, paranoia, excitement, danger and domination.

    This is Morphy's famous "Night at the Opera" game. I love this game because it illustrates many tactical themes as well as the process of attack. Paul Morphy was known as a master of attack and I study his games when I need inspiration for my attacking game! 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 d6 Diagram

    This is Philidor's Defense. Black tries to create a strongpoint at e5.3.d4 Attacking Black's center. 3...Bg4 Pinning the knight. This prevents the knight from taking on e5 after dxe5 dxe5 and now the knight can't take on e5 lest the checkmate on d1. 4.dxe5 Bxf3 [ Preventing 4...dxe5?! 5.Qxd8+ Kxd8 preventing the king from castling. In this opening, this is often an advantage because now the king is stuck in the center, open to attack. 6.Nxe5] 5.Qxf3 dxe5 6.Bc4 Diagram

    Threatening mate on f7.6...Nf6?! Blocking the mate. However, it allows White to take advantage of weaknesses in Black's structure. [ 6...Qd7 is necessary here.; or 6...Qe7 ] 7.Qb3 With a double attack on both b7 and f7. This is a common maneuver in king-pawn openings. Always look for weak points in the enemy's structure, and when there is more than one, try to attack both at the same time. Many times, the opponent won't be able to defend both in time. 7...Qe7 8.Nc3 As Grandmaster Larry Evans said in his comments to this game, "Development before Material!" I probably would have taken the pawn on b7, but Morphy, knowing he was much stronger than his opponent, wanted to demonstrate his attacking ability. 8...c6 Allowing the queen to protect the pawn at b7. However, Black is way behind in development. 9.Bg5 Diagram

    Pinning the knight. Notice that White's back rank is empty besides the king and rooks. Now White can castle either way. Black still needs to move a piece to get the king to safety. Unfortunately, Morphy probably won't give him the chance.9...b5 Attacking the bishop. 10.Nxb5! Sacrificing the piece. White doesn't want to give up his superior development (by moving the bishop off the strong diagonal, White would let Black use another move to get his pieces out). When attacking, you must open lines, even if you must give up a little material. 10...cxb5 11.Bxb5+ Nbd7 12.0-0-0! Attacking the knight, which is protected only by queen and king (note that the f6 knight is pinned. 12...Rd8 Adding another defender. 13.Rxd7! Brilliant! For me and many other beginners, moves like this are hard to make, because we don't see the end result. Studying games like this should give us courage in our own games! 13...Rxd7 14.Rd1 Attacking the pinned piece. 14...Qe6 A futile attempt to get some breathing room. Now the knight is free to protect the rook, because it is not pinned. 15.Bxd7+ Nxd7 Diagram

    Do you see Morphy's winning move?16.Qb8+!! Giving up yet another piece, however, it leads to immediate reward. 16...Nxb8 17.Rd8# Diagram

    White mates Black's king with his final two pieces. Note the helpless queen standing by. Also remember this pattern of checkmating the king with bishop and rook, it is fairly common. For me, this game illustrates the importance of development and how to attack someone who has neglected development. 1-0 exhale sharply. oh yeah!!!
    • Re:oh yeah... (Score:2, Insightful)

      Actually, it would appear that the game consists of memorizing a bunch of strats and gambits, and using the right one at the right time. And that's the problem; against somebody who plays that way, the only counter is to play that way, only better.
      • it would appear that the game consists of memorizing a bunch of strats and gambits

        If that's how it seems to you then you don't understand chess very well. "Memorizing strats and gambits" may be useful, but it generally wont do you one bit of good once you hit mid-game against a semi-competent player.

        There was a recent slashdot article about top chess prorgams. Sure, the programmers feed their programs huge libraries of openings - because it's easy and that's what computers excell at. It helps. But if you keep reading, you'll see that the real strength lies in the ability to evaluate a board position. "Is this going to be good for me or bad for me?". And in deciding what moves are worth looking at, and quickly deciding what moves you can ignore.

        -
        • And why do you think that Kasparov suddenly gave up in disgust? Because Deep Blue hit the magic spot of being able to accurately determine what to do next.
          "Is this going to be good for me or bad for me?". And in deciding what moves are worth looking at, and quickly deciding what moves you can ignore.
          Exactly. That's my whole point. :-)
          • I'm quite puzzled by your "Exactly. That's my whole point." comment.

            Please explain to me how:

            "the game consists of memorizing a bunch of strats and gambits"

            is exactly the same as:

            "the magic spot of being able to accurately determine what to do next".

            I'm sorry to break this to you, but there already exist computer programs that can beat you at most games, from monopoly to scrabble. Somehow I don't think everyone is going to stop playing all of them and switch to playing nothing but Go.

            -
            • "the magic spot of being able to accurately determine what to do next".
              Which [amazon.com] one [amazon.com] of [amazon.com] thousands [amazon.com] upon [amazon.com] thousands [amazon.com] of [amazon.com] openings, [amazon.com] midgames, [amazon.com] gambits, [amazon.com] endgames, [amazon.com] defenses, [amazon.com] and [amazon.com] so [amazon.com] on [amazon.com] and [amazon.com] so [amazon.com] forth [amazon.com] should [amazon.com] I [amazon.com] do [amazon.com] next? [amazon.com] Why [amazon.com] do [amazon.com] you [amazon.com] think [amazon.com] chess [amazon.com] masters [amazon.com] demand [amazon.com] the [amazon.com] right [amazon.com] to [amazon.com] study [amazon.com] their [amazon.com] opponent's [amazon.com] previous [amazon.com] games? [amazon.com] The [url] tags kind of screw up the effect, but there it is.
              • Your comment was "it would appear that the game consists of memorizing a bunch of strats and gambits".

                You own amazon.com post provides a wealth of references that chess is not memorization. Restricting myself to the first review of your first link, they're using terms such as ideas, concepts, theories, understanding, and themes. How does it help to memorize "willingness of modern players to accept backward pawns in return for dynamic play"? "Dynamic play" is not something you memorize. And judging the trade-off of dynamic play in exchange for bad pawn placement can't be memorized either.

                The books list many games, but they are not there to be memorized. They are examples from which you are supposed to learn much more general principles.

                You may not enjoy chess, fine. Different people like different kinds of games. But saying it's nothing but memorization is more than a bit inaccurate.

                -
      • If you, like a lot of other players, get fed up because because you don't know chess openings, check out fischerrandom chess. It's a variant of normal chess designed by bobby fischer (often thought of as the greatest chess player of all time (I disagree, but...)).

        http://www.chessvariants.com/diffsetup.dir/fischer .html [chessvariants.com]

        Since the game starts at a somewhat random position, pre-definied and known openings aren't an advantage.

        regards,
        garc

        • I'm not 'fed up' per se; I use my un-trainedness as an advantage; I "don't know what SIMPLY ISN'T DONE" and that can really screw up a good chess player. Kinda like fencing or martial arts; If your opponent KNOWS that you do B after A, but you do C, because YOU don't know that B always comes after A, your opponent isn't prepared. Or, as I call it, 'Scream and Leap' chess.
  • by Anonymous Coward
    since chess is a game of sex [bizland.com]
  • by doru ( 541245 )
    We are thrillseekers, but we're not paranoid ! This must be some Go player conspiracy !
  • We chess players are not paranoid, that's only what the people in the black helicopters want you to believe.
  • Basic (Score:2, Interesting)

    by inerte ( 452992 )
    That's the basis of every competitive behavior and interaction between people all over the world.

    When I play chess with my friends, I don't feel that much adrenaline rolling. What I mean is that the "Paranoic Thrillseeking" feeling is not related at all with chess. It's the enviroment that causes this. It's competition, risks of loss, the chance that what you have studied and fought might crumble.
  • When I think about it, the anticipation and expectation of each chess move is more or less the same level of excitement I get from each minute in Starcraft, or turning the corner and seeing someone else in Quake III. I don't know if this is really that far fetched.

    Although, I have yet to see a study from the mass media making chess players mass murderers...
  • Usefulness of chess (Score:5, Interesting)

    by GCP ( 122438 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:42PM (#2873009)
    When I was a kid, strategic encounters of all sorts were likened to chess matches, so it seemed to me that getting good at chess would just make me a more savvy competitor in all sorts of situations.

    After a while, I began to understand that the way to win in chess was to become "fluent" in the patterns of chess itself, and that those patterns didn't really have any important analog elsewhere.

    Once it appeared that putting a lot of effort into mastery of chess wasn't doing anything for me besides making me better at chess, I gave it up.

    Shortly thereafter I replaced it with programming. Talk about "out of the frying pan, into the fire...." ;-)
    • Hmmm, another poster had a good quote (he should be modded up by the way), but I figured I'd throw my 2 cents in. These patterns that you're talking about DO have applications in the real world. Not as specific details but as abstract concepts. The srategies of chess, solid defense of you weaker pieces, backing up and protecting your resources, well thought out moves, attacking from multiple directions at once, these all map directly to just about any sort of competition you can imagine. The same way that "The Art of War" doesn't necessary provide lessons solely on military success, but for any type of competition.
      • You say:

        ...DO have applications in the real world. Not as specific details but as abstract concepts.

        But that's pretty much what I'm saying. What I decided was that those same abstract concepts could be found all over the place. There was nothing special about chess -- other than just chess itself.

        If being great at chess is the prime objective, there's no better path than getting great at chess. If the goal is preparation for more important battles of wits, though -- things often likened to "a chess match" -- chess didn't appear (to me) to be more useful than a whole lotta other activities.
        • If the goal is preparation for more important battles of wits, though -- things often likened to "a chess match" -- chess didn't appear (to me) to be more useful than a whole lotta other activities.


          That's true, there are a lot of other example, but few as old and as well known as chess. Nor does anything else (other than GO) carries the association with intellectual prowess.

    • Actually exactly what you described is what makes it applicable to the rest of life. Learning to identify complex patterns is an invaluable tool. Any real life situation can be identified as part of a set of patterns, the more ability you have to identify these patterns in society, events, etc, the better equiped you are to choose the right actions for you to take. Its not about being fluent in the patterns, but learning how to recognize them.
      • ...is fundamental to almost all human mental activities. Chess doesn't train you to "recognize patterns" any better than grocery shopping or driving do.

        What chess does do is train you to recognize chess patterns, which is not a skill applicable to anything other than chess, and to recognize more general patterns of generic competition, which a lot of other activities can teach you equally well.

        Of course, this is all just based on what it seems like to me. Not very scientific, I'll have to admit.
    • After a while, I began to understand that the way to win in chess was to become "fluent" in the patterns of chess itself, and that those patterns didn't really have any important analog elsewhere.

      I totally disagree. I think chess teaches many important lessons and skills that are quite generally applicable. For example:

      • Chess teaches concentration, memory and patience - qualities most people could stand to improve.
      • Chess teaches you timing, not in the sense of "playing the clock" in timed games (I hate that) but rather in the sense of knowing when to prepare an attack, when to execute, when to fall back, etc.
      • Chess teaches humility. There's always someone better than you, and you're always going to make mistakes, and chess rubs your nose in both facts.
      • Chess teaches you strategic concepts of misdirection, multiple goals, prophylaxis, etc.
      • Competitive chess teaches you how to evaluate your own capabilities realistically, not only at the board but also in selection of opponents or venues. Wishful thinking is anathema to chess players.
      • Chess analysis is almost a whole separate endeavour, reinforcing many of the lessons from the game itself and also teaching some new ones (e.g. thoroughness).

      Altogether, I think chess provides excellent "mental exercise" as others have said. Almost every day, I find myself using skills that I have learned at the chessboard, such as when I'm thinking "several moves ahead" in traffic or deciding how to respond to some bit of office-political nonsense. Sure, the minutiae of openings and pawn structure and light/dark square complexes don't translate directly into other endeavors, but neither do the precise motions of any physical sport or exercise translate directly into another. Nonetheless, increasing one's strength/endurance/agility in one activity can improve your performance in another, and that's just as true in the mental realm as the physical. Chess is like a health club for the mind; it might not be the real thing, but it prepares you for the real thing.

  • As a chess player... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Merik ( 172436 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:46PM (#2873031) Homepage
    I definately agree with this article, atleast in the sense of the physiological effect. I have a friend with whom I am evenly matched, and our games always ended up with atleast one or more crescendo moments where the entire game changes for better or for worse... and in the precedeing and following moments, I have noticed on several occasions an increased heart rate and alertness.
    What I dont agree with is the paranoid part... the article just seems to throw that in.

    "More competitive chess players have been shown to score highly for unconventional thinking and paranoia, both of which have been shown to relate to sensation-seeking."

    Unconventional thinking? what the hell is conventional thinking?

    Also: this article seems to be about male players... what about female players...

    Anyway its interesting that the same thing that enhances my sense during a rollercoaster (adrenaline+testosterone) also is probable released when I play chess.. I wonder when else this happens:
    Sales deals
    FPS Games (ever lead the document grab in RTCW theres some adrenaline for ya?
    television perhaps too...

    my point... this aint new news
    • One of the things about chess is that to play it assuming that your opponent knows what you are doing. This means you have to make your pieces work together and that an attack will eventually from that. You can't merely attack in chess.

      I'd imagine that playing 6 hours a day, assuming that your opponent knows everything you are doing would help to develop the paranoid parts of the brain.
    • Unconventional thinking? what the hell is conventional thinking?

      That is an example of unconventional thinking.

      It's a lot like there's no such thing as common sense. Conventional wisdom says, there is.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:49PM (#2873040)
    chess is all about testosterone, arousal (Article).
    [Transcription of 1-900-CHESSXX.]
    "...Dial 512 to accept these charges and continue"
    [Beat. Beep-boop-bop.]
    [Ring. Ring.]
    <deep husky voice> "Hi there. I'm Edith."
    <heavy breathing. audible swallow.>"...I'm Paul."
    E. Mmmmm, Paul. I like that name. Wasn't Morphy's first name Paul.
    P. Oh YES.
    E. Tell me...how long have you played chess?
    P. S-since I was eleven.
    E. Want to tell me about your first time.
    P. W-well, I don't know. It was with my father. He didn't play all that well. I started beating him not long after that.
    E. Want to hear about my first time?
    P. Oh yeah, tell me about your first time, Edith. How old were you?
    E. My first time was at the tender age of fourteen.
    P. Really?
    E. Yessss. Before then, I hardly knew the names of the pieces.
    P. How well do you play now?
    E. Oh, better than you, probably.
    P, excited. Really?
    E. Yes, I'm a genius you know. Want to hear about my first time?
    P. Yes, tell me about it.
    E. My sister's friend was over. He was a Geek. Are you a geek, Paul?
    P. Yes, yes, I am.
    E. I love geeks. They excite me. My sister's friend was the first geek I met. He introduced me to Linux. He also taught me chess.
    P. You use Linux?
    E. Well, technically it's not Linux, I use my own kernel.
    P. You kernel-hack?
    E. I guess you could call it that...
    P. What do you mean?
    E. Well I don't bother with Torvaldis's source-tree.
    P. Oh, Edith. Tell me what you do.
    E. I mess with kernel directly.
    P. mmmm.
    E. Oh, it gets very messy. Straight assembly. Pur hex.
    P. Oh-ooh. Tell me about your sister's friend.
    E. He taught me chess. By the end of the first hour I was seeing three, four moves ahead of him. By the time I was seventeen, four years ago, I was placing in the nationals.
    P. Oh, man. Are you really that good?
    E. Want to try me?
    P. <inhales deeply> e2?
    E. e3 Paul.
    [rest censored]
  • by Laplace ( 143876 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @03:51PM (#2873052)
    My boss is a chess player. He likes to win, but the thrill of winning is second only to the thrill of completely unnerving his opponent. I would never play chess with him, mainly because he is a poor winner and a poor loser. I think that this kind of attitude is pretty common in the chess world. Just look at the famous people who were good at it, like Bobby Fischer. You couldn't ask for a bigger Grade A asshole than him.
  • My dad taught me how to play chess when I was 4. I always thought it was because he needed someone he could beat. But now I he wanted me to join in some "paranoid thrillseeking."
  • All I can say to this guy is: e4
  • they could have just said, "studies have shown testosterone levels increase in a man winning a chess game." as i'm sure happens just as much if not more in trivial pursuit, connect-4 and well, paper-scissors-rock. this is friggin' obvious. but no, scientists need to sensationalize their pointless studies so as to get more grant money.
  • Universal feeling? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by mccalli ( 323026 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @04:08PM (#2873120) Homepage
    From the article: "More competitive chess players have been shown to score highly for unconventional thinking and paranoia, both of which have been shown to relate to sensation-seeking."

    Surely this is the same for anyone who's any good at nearly anything? For example, re-writing as:

    More competitive F1 drivers have been shown to score highly for unconventianal thinking and paranoia

    ...makes exactly the same amount of sense. Aren't they just saying that to be good in most things you need to have a mind? Why should Chess be unique in this?

    Cheers,
    Ian

  • Domination (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Mahtar ( 324436 ) <aborell@gmail.com> on Sunday January 20, 2002 @04:09PM (#2873125)
    Chess is all about raising one's ego, and dominating the ego of the opponent.

    Sure, the game is wrapped up fairly nicely in deep strategy and protocol, but when you get down to it, most people play because they like crushing the opposition.

    Chess is really no different (on a pyschological level) from football. The goal is to intimidate, dominate, and force the other player into submission. Of course, that gives a fairly large 'rush', especially when the game is at a critical juncture.

    I look at my school's chess team, and I see a bunch of kids who aren't (physically) the jock types, so how do they get the ego boost?

    Chess. So next time some meathead makes fun of you for playing, just tell him it's like football =)
    • Chess is all about raising one's ego, and dominating the ego of the opponent.

      That's mostly the attitude I encounter when playing A or B level players on ICC. These are the same people (guys, typically) who disconnect if they're losing a match.

      Chess is also about cleverness, improvisation, cat-and-mouse games, and lots of study and preparation. Ever see some of Karpov's draws? They're beautiful. Most games end in a draw, actually.

      At the higher levels, the distinction between determination, strength of will on the one hand and crushing egos and being a prick on the other becomes pronounced. Most of the testosterone driven, inflated (and therefore fragile) egos don't survive very well when there are hundreds players better than you, and you have to make many sacrifices to continue your chess career.

  • Deep Blue (Score:2, Funny)

    by Laser Lou ( 230648 )
    So does this imply that Deep Blue, and other chess computers, are destined to live with serious social problems?
  • This may be offtopic but still, I've never understood chess. I can spend hours upon hours playing almost any strategic game but chess just puts me off. It's too perfect. Never any real surprises. And it's a one-on-one game. It doesn't have that satisfaction of dealing with other people, using them for your own means.

    Nah chess is too lonely and quiet for me.
    • It doesn't have that satisfaction of dealing with other people, using them for your own means.

      Ahhh yes, the satisfaction of using other people for your own means!

      Nah chess is too lonely and quiet for me.

      Keep using people for your own means and you'll tasting loneliness soon enough...
    • Because you dont know how to really play chess.

      Do you know the Ruy Lopez, English, Modern, Kings Indian? I bet you dont know any openings.

      Do you know how the game works? Learn how it works, then play someone on an even level, every single move you make will be in anticipation of a move that you think they will make, the surprise is when they make the move you never expected, causing you to change your entire plan, or when they block your attempts to gain an advantage.

      Chess does deal with people, You manipulate their peices on the board, if you are really good you can beat a person so bad that you pretty much can control where all their peices will be.

      I beat a person in chess so bad once that I was telling them exactly where their peices would move before they moved it, and pretty much had all their peices locked up where they couldnt move anything but their king, then chased their king around with pawns toying with them even though i could have mated them, I eventually mated them with something like a pawn.

      Its fun to beat someone and beat them in a way where they KNOW they cant compare to you however its also fun to barely beat a person knowing they are playing better than you but catching them.
  • Is that... (Score:1, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward
    Is that a queen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • by YoungHack ( 36385 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @04:21PM (#2873170)
    This describes very well how I have found tournament play. I am not a good chess player (and have only played few tournaments). Like any player relatively new to tournament play, I lost all of my first games. The adrenalin was about enough to kill me.

    I'm not actually that fond of tournament play, because of the excitement/stress/tension, whatever you like to call it. However, if you are interested in chess it is natural to attend tournaments, at least sometimes, to expose yourself to different ideas and players.

    After a couple of rounds of losses, I managed to calm down enough and force myself to remain patient. My games improved. But the first time that I realized that I could make a draw, the adrenaline was back (not a win mind you--I just realized I wasn't going to lose). It was a total test of self-control not to blow the game on nerves.

    The same was true the first time I won a game, so I am completely unsurprised that a scientist would observe an increase in testosterone after a win. I haven't gone to a tournament in about a year, but just thinking about being in a game and having the upper hand makes me feel aggressive, like I need to calm down.

    For comparison, I enjoy other activities that might be considered "testosterone high" like Karate. By comparison to tournament chess, I would rate my typical experience in Karate as bland. Sure I want to improve my martial art, and I would like to perform well with/against my workout partners. By I tend to feel that I am learning WITH my martial arts partners. In chess, it is win or get beat--and it really taps into the survival instinct in a different way.
    • Try a different martial art. Karate is a very bland art in and of itself. If you like the strict form japanese-style I would recommend tae kwon do. It's range of attacks are much more diversified.

      I'm currently under the belief that japanese-derived martial arts are inferior to chinese arts (Kung Fu, specifically). If you want an art that will actually make something of you, try a traditional-based kung fu art.

      As for chess, and the same with a martial arts tournament, when it comes down to victory nothing is sweeter. You know you are better. It feels good. It's great mental discipline because if you think you have won and you haven't yet, you may very well lose. The thing between a martial arts tournament and a chess tournament, in martial arts, you can usually tell if the guy you are going up against is trained well and can overpower you.
  • by trims ( 10010 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @04:25PM (#2873191) Homepage
    As a previous post reminded me, I fell in love with chess about 4th grade, and kept going strong until I suddenly realized in 7th grade that it was totally artifical - there was no "porting" its lessons to real life.

    And that's when I gave up on Chess - when I realized that it was a completely constrained, artifical environment just like I was creating for myself in Real Life. The thing about chess is that its almost completely a game of recognizing previously-identified patterns of play, then countering them with a pre-selected strategy. Not until you get to beyond Grandmaster is there room for innovation. And even then, its constrained to a couple of moves in a 30-move match.

    What I look for in my games nowdays is the element of outside interference - items not in the control of either player (or any player, in the case of MP games). That's where the real creativity and brilliance comes in - the capability and flexibility to cope with situations which could not be reasonably forseen (though adept planning will make coping much easier).

    I wish we would have more games for kids in this manner - ones which not only met that "Creative Problem Solving" mantra, but also give their players a taste of what they'll need to really know: how to expect the unexpected (and unpredictable) and to cope with them.

    Chess is fun, insofar as it teaches good pattern recognition and a disciplined mind. I would argue, though, that if you haven't move beyond it after a couple of years, you really are hurting yourself.

    -Erik
    • Somewhat agreed. I've never been a big fan of chess, unlike many of my geek friends. Last summer I worked with people who were into chess, and I started playing with them and learning all the cool stuff.

      At some point it occurred to me that you only win because the opponent makes a mistake. Not because you're better, but because they are worse. If you both know it perfectly, you always end up with a stalemate. This was a bit depressing, if you agree that learning chess is not about learning new things, but getting rid of mistakes.

      On the other hand, more realistic games have no such limitations. You can develop your thinking and innovate without limits, progressing further all the time. That's probably why I'm studying physics... :-)

      • That's why the paranoia. It's not about making brilliant moves. It's about never making a blunder. That's assuming the players are somewhat evenly matched.
        I once played a lot of games with someone who was actually good. I didn't play to win, but to go for complicated situations where my opponent would have to do some real work to assure victory. One game out of maybe 1000 I came out of a series of exchanges a rook ahead and won one.
        A bit depressing ... You get an idea what secure and bug-free really take. Have fun with physics ;-)
  • Math people... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by singularity ( 2031 ) <nowalmart.gmail@com> on Sunday January 20, 2002 @04:49PM (#2873278) Homepage Journal
    As witnissed by "A Beautiful Mind," (and previously by the wonderful movie "Pi") there seems to be a significant number of mathematicians (talking about people who spend their lives doing math research) who have mental problems.

    One book to read would be Paul Hoffman's _The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos_. Erdos was a nomadic mathematician, wondering from university to university (and from math professor house to math professor house), working on mathematics. On average, he spent about 19 hours a day working just on math. The story is rather humorous, and a good read for math people and non-math people alike. Erdos survived until very late in his life, and commented that many of his fellow mathematicians had died or were going crazy.

    I also read a short book on the life of Godel. Godel was such an example of a mathematician going crazy. He became so paranoid that he refused to eat, and ended up dying of starvation.

    Sylvia Nasar's _A Beautiful Mind_, the biography of John Forbes Nash Jr. on which the movie is, apparently, very loosely based, is another such example. Nash was diagnosed as paranoid schizophrenia later in life.

    One of the authors comments that it is possible that mathematicians are more likely to go crazy than other scientists is that, in math, there are no definite absolutes. Sure you can say that two parallel lines never meet, and prove things off of that, but then you can wonder "What happens if they do, eventually, meet?"

    By Godel's second incompleteness theorem, we can't know that mathematics is consistent. Godel's theorem shows that there can't be any complete and consistent theories in mathematics. Imagine basing your view of the world on a system that you know cannot be complete or consistent.


    • In life nothing is absolute.

      Also, you have a point, Stupid people are less likely to go crazy than intelligent people.

      A person whos too ignorant to be aware, can never truely become paraniod.

      However someone whos aware of everything is bound to be paraniod at some point however, paraniod to the level that they dont eat at all, usually thats a sign of unstability.

      Its ok to be paraniod, its bad to be unstable and paraniod to the point where you harm yourself or others.
    • Blockquoth the poster:

      Erdos survived until very late in his life

      Um, doesn't anyone survive until very late in their life ... in fact, until the moment it ends. :)
    • Re:Math people... (Score:2, Interesting)

      by loudici ( 27971 )
      In my experience Mathematicians and Chess Players tend to develop different sorts of mental quirks. Math is one of the least competitive research discipline there is, if only for the reason that mathematicians need much less funding than physicist or molecular biologists, whereas Chess is all about competition.

      I have known both professional mathematicians and professional chess players, and if I have noticed that some mathematicians become asocial when they get to concerned by the problem they are studying and pretty much lose all social ego, the chess players are all dealing with the pressure of tournament where they all have very good training and techniques and a lot boils down to convincing yourself that 'your brain is better than other people's brains'. Modest chess players do not make it, and hyperinflated ego naturally drift toward paranoia.
  • Mr. Dobson is actually talking about full contact chess [laughthisoff.com].
  • what do they think about Bughouse players? :)
  • This article isn't just talking about people who know how to play chess, it's talking about people who play lots of chess - every day, or every weekend. Club players, tournament players, or people who hang around at the chess tables in parks, or who spend hours a day on the net chess servers.

    At times in my life I've played lots of chess like this, played in clubs every week, lots of weekend tournaments, internet chess every day. You get to know the players who gather at tournaments and clubs. In contrast to the romantic image that some people have that chess makes kids smart, [uschess.org] I found that most chess players are of fairly average intelligence, and many focus on chess to the exclusion of other pursuits, like many hackers do. I found that many chess players were more interested than other people, in gambling - betting on football games or bridge or cribbage or whatever, and their satisfaction in tournament play was all about winning money prizes rather than about the aesthetics of the game. Players might be ingenious over the board, but otherwise utterly lacking in insight, knowledge, intelligence, or refinement.

    I do think that teaching children to play chess can help sharpen their thinking skills. Then again, the findings of this study don't surprise me at all, but I don't think it's talking about casual chess players.

  • by migstradamus ( 472166 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @09:05PM (#2874184) Homepage
    Gee, two chess threads in one week, I'm thrilled. But then as a chessplayer I love thrills, apparently.

    It is eternally amusing to me to see Americans immediately start several chessplayers=geek threads the first thing the game is mentioned. I generalize, but they inevitably turn out to be Americans since it is about the only place in the world where such a view prevails. Even so it is a remarkable contradiction since in no other culture is chess so consistently used as a positive metaphor. Dozens of commercials use chess and chess imagery to symbolize intelligence and strategic planning. Every Hollywood movie and TV show that wants to not-so-subtly demonstrate that a character is brilliant and cultured slaps a chessboard - usually set up wrong - in his den or has him playing.

    The 'chess is for geeks' model in the US is then most easily explained by envy and fear, much the way people who don't know anything about computers denigrate those who do. The old 'scribble scribble scribble' method of squeezing sour grapes. But in general most people I meet in the US are impressed and/or fascinated by the fact that I work for Garry Kasparov and am a master level player myself. No, I didn't get beat up in school for starting a chess club in my California high school. (At 1.95m that wasn't much of an issue.)

    In Europe and South America chess and other 'brain games' receive both attention as sports and respect from the public. In the US - a country that has oxymoronic basketball scholarships - on the other hand, there is a tendency to want to believe that any sport worth the name must involve blood loss. (They conveniently ignore the various tubs of lard who play first base.)

    The incredible level of concentration reached by Grandmasters is on par with that needed for any peak performer in any sport or art and the same goes for the amount of energy expended, although it is not as quantifiable in drops of sweat. Take a good look at a player before and after a week or two of professional chess and you'll see what I mean. Weight loss of ten kilos is not unusual and physical conditioning is critical for top performance. Most players begin to decline on the rating list by the time they pass 32 years of age, similar to professional sports like football. (There is only one player in the top 10 over that age and only one in the top 20 over 40 years old.)

    As touched upon in the article that started the thread, chess is in many ways a thrilling and even violent game. Much like boxing, it is purely mano a mano; there are no teammates to blame, no wind that wasn't blowing your way, nothing but your ego on the line. Losing can be absolutely crushing, and to excel you must build up an ego on par with those possessed by other pro athletes. (Yes, they even refer to themselves in the third person sometimes.)

    It can take months or even a lifetime to recover from a bad result. Even an amateur can have a missed chance or bad loss stick in their brain for years. You don't hear too many people going on about some pickup basketball game they lost 10 years ago, but this is common in chess. The psychological elements are extremely powerful, and the history of damaged individuals in chess do not only illustrate the attraction of chess for introverts and others with everything from quirks to acne to serious psychoses. These anecdotes also show the power of the game to affect people who were quite stable to begin with.

    In short, chess ain't for sissies. Those who insult chessplayers are usually those who don't have suffient self-confidence to play it themselves. (Apart from people who just have no interest in it, of course.) In a culture that says chess is for smart people you have to come up with some sort of reason to explain why you aren't good at it. "It's for nerds," isn't a good one, but it appears to still be around.

    I know lots of top chess players who wouldn't strike you as particularly intelligent otherwise. While chess employs many faculties that make up the amorphous term 'thinking,' there are also chessplayers who fail their math classes, don't like to read, and vote Republican.

    Saludos, Mig
    KasparovChess.com [kasparovchess.com]
  • by Tom7 ( 102298 ) on Sunday January 20, 2002 @09:15PM (#2874211) Homepage Journal
    At SICO [snoot.org] (the "Snoot Internet Chess Orgy") they've got anonymous chess for the truly paranoid. Take turns playing a single move in all sorts of crazy variatons. It's pretty weird but also quite addictive...
    • anonymous chess for the truly paranoid.

      What are you, CRAZY or something?
      NO WAY I'M EVER GOING TO PLAY THERE!
      Every move has your IP address logged!
      Everyone can see who you are!
      THEY CAN TRACK YOU DOWN!
      Stop looking at me!
      LEAVE ME ALONE!

      -
  • Chess and beauty (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Gruuk ( 18480 )
    Although a form of paranoia and thrillseeking can be found in tournament chess players, I have also seen a different type of player: the ones who seek to make a thing of beauty happen during a game. I happen to be one of those players. Although my passion for quirky openings and strategies often caused me problems during tournaments (I often seek double-edge positions), I always hope to find THE move, the one leading to a superb combination, so pretty because of its subtlety. I don't often succeed, but that's what I wish to find in each of my tourney games; not to crush my opponent (I don't like easy victories), but to win a tight game because I saw one of those beautiful combinations.

    Some might say if I kept playing that way, I wouldn't ever become a good chess player. To them I reply I got my 'expert' title from my chess federation anyway and I did it while having fun :)

    But I don't have the drive to become a master; it takes serious effort and time that I cannot afford. I'll always continue to play, but regular tourney play is not something I'll be doing anymore.
  • They're neo-maxi zoom-dweebies!
  • I bet you that competitive darts players get the same rush of testosterone, as well as billiards, foozball, hearts, scrabble, etc.

    The article tries to make us think there is something special about chess, but they give absolutely no evidence at all. It would be a much less interesting story if it were found that games in general, when played competitively and at the highest levels, cause similar reactions. But I'm pretty sure that this less interesting conclusion is the correct one, that there is nothing hormonally different about a victory in chess and, say, in bowling.

  • In high school I was among the people who
    could stretch the chess players into human
    pretzels, but it seems my school's administration
    is unique in making it damn clear to us jocks
    that this would not be tolerated. You know
    the whole sportsmanship ethic thing? There's
    the idea that it's not sportsmanlike to
    roughhouse with someone who does not want to.
    It got drilled into us, and made for a better
    environment for all.

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