Video Game Advertising Reaches New Lows 194
Anonymous Coward writes "The Guardian is reporting that Acclaim is attempting to purchase advertising space on gravestones of the recently departed in order to promote its new game ShadowMan 2. This certainly takes the encroachment of commercial messages on public space to new levels." I understand RockStar is looking for a molotov cocktail partner...
I smell a hoax... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I smell a hoax... (Score:1)
What the heck, I figured my karma is 'positive', must have some to burn
Re:I smell a hoax... (Score:2)
Re:I smell a hoax... (Score:2)
It (Pepsi) probably is (Geiko). After all (McDonalds), I can't (Ford) (Sonic) see (Microsoft) how ANYBODY (Home Depot) would want (SBC DSL) this (Subway) kind of (Cingular) crap (Wal-Mart) on their (Budweiser) friggin' (Nokia) GRAVES.
Re:I smell a hoax... (Score:2, Funny)
Remember... (Score:2)
Funny Quote in Article (Score:2)
I agree with her that it's a new level, but I don't think they'd be raising it to that new level.
Re:I smell a hoax... (Score:1)
Penny Arcade already has commentary... (Score:4, Informative)
And, as mentioned in their news [penny-arcade.com] for the comic, this itself is old news. They've since taken up the cause of promoting a Irish lad who has been waiting in line for Turok 2. Why? Only the boy himself could know, apparantly.
Ryan Fenton
Re:Penny Arcade already has commentary... (Score:1)
Re:Penny Arcade already has commentary... (Score:2)
Double Post (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Double Post (Score:2, Offtopic)
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However a search for "gravestones" does return the previously posted article, so how's that for shooting yourself in the foot.
Either way, I think the search feature could use a little work, as many times I've searched for articles and have not been able to find them until keying in a few different search terms.
Does anyone know if the search uses MySQL fulltext searching?
BTW, Did Acclaim ever succeed in placing the advertisements on the headstones?
Re:Double Post (Score:2, Insightful)
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Click here [goatse.cx] to accept your prize.
Re:Double Post (Score:1, Offtopic)
Well c'mon, it is the summer. Just like Television, the web runs out of content and needs to replay old stories to keep people watching.
Come back in September or October, should be something new on by then.
Who's really being low here? (Score:2)
When I die, if my family can make money off of my gravestone, I say have at it. If it were against my wishes, and my family did it anyway, I'd be mad at them instead of being mad at the company that wanted that spot.
Nobody blames the RIAA when somebody 'sells out'.
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:1)
and I'm sure they would be worried about a mad corpse
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:2, Funny)
Only if they had sold the space to capcom.
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:1)
No, you'd be dead. Unless you came back from the dead to avenge the defacement of your tombstone, that is.
The way I see it, nobody's wrong. Since when is it wrong to do distasteful things for money? Isn't that what a very large sector of our economy is based on?
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:1)
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:1)
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:1)
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:2)
Come on now, it didn't make you. Try info mount next time if you're easily offended
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:2)
Or maybe the MPAA shares the blame. I see...
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:2)
actually, If it were against your wishes, you'd be dead.
Re:Who's really being low here? (Score:2)
ridiculous (Score:1)
I for one will just not buy this game... I don't like companies that are this disprespectful and irreverant. Yeah, you need to promote your game and what not, but there are limits of decency...
I'm scared of what this could evolve into... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm scared of what this could evolve into... (Score:4, Funny)
In other news, Acclaim has begun offering porn producers revenue in exchange for "strategic placement" of their products
Old News (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:Old News (Score:1)
A new twist on an old phrase (Score:1)
The Depths of Humor (Score:4, Funny)
~Ahem~ Ok. I'll go home now.
Re:The Depths of Humor (Score:1)
Old News.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Sweet... (Score:1)
They haven't even put it on a single headstone.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Thats the advertising they want, they could care less about having a little plaque on a grave. Seriously, how many people are going to see that headstone other than family members and grounds keepers? The pay off is in the shock and hype. We're feeding it right now.
not always a good thing (Score:2)
erm... *everyone* knows that carrot-top does CALL-ATT commercials. does that mean i will ever use that service? hell no. on principle, i might add.
it's not really "free advertising", it's more like "free bad publicity"...
p.s. i have to say, though, i did see ONE funny carrot-top commercial. incedentally the little f*ker wasn't in it (thank god). it was a Spaceghost commercial where he was supposed to interview carrot-top etc. catch it on the cartoon channel sometimes.
Someone will (Score:1)
Re:They haven't even put it on a single headstone. (Score:1)
A Cheap Trick For Free Publicity (Score:5, Insightful)
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all.
Re:A Cheap Trick For Free Publicity (Score:1)
What publicity? (Score:2)
The entire world probably reacted the same way I did - they thought, "Wow, the game must be baaa-aaaad if Acclaim is having to pull a trick this cheap to sell any copies" and proceeded on with their lives.
Re:A Cheap Trick For Free Publicity (Score:2)
Some of them fall for it twice. [slashdot.org]
Re:A Cheap Trick For Free Publicity (Score:1)
You'll see a story about it when the first working PS2 emulator that can play it is released.
my grave... (Score:1)
in my will I'll request the largest damn headstone next to Samuel L. Jackson's BMF headstone
No, Advertising Reaches New Lows! (Score:5, Insightful)
This has less to do with the video game company and more to do with advertising in general. In order to get heard above the increasing din of pitches and advertising, companies are resorting to ever-increasing and controversial tactics.
Today I sat through 13 *previews* and 8 ads in the movie theatre. More than 35 minutes of captivity in the theatre alone. Now the broadcasters want to devote the lower quarter of my screen to advertising, I caught a cable station (TNN) doing pop-ups for American Express and Time-Warner cable just won't leave me alone about their AOL high-speed access.
The issue is that the guilty parties have to make more money each quarter to keep Wall Street off their backs. Wall Street better get ready for a consumer revolt, because I'm getting tired of it all.
Re:No, Advertising Reaches New Lows! (Score:3, Insightful)
You've got to be kidding. I mean, okay, the ads I can see being pissed at - what, you're not gouging us enough, you have to sell us, too? - but it's fun to boo and hiss and shout obscenities at the ads with the other movie-goers.
Trailer, though? Man, that's the best part of a lot of movies, especially the crappy movies that get shoveled out these days. Think about it - it's not advertising, it's the best parts of the movie, all edited together into a two-minute package for you! Every preview is like seeing a free movie, only with all the boring parts cut out! Free movies! Isn't that what everyone wants?
"If we miss the trailers, I'm leaving!"
Re:No, Advertising Reaches New Lows! (Score:2)
If they wouldn't let you leave, you probably can bring someone at the theatre up on charges. They can't force you to sit in the theatre.
Or, did they mean that you had to watch the trailers in order to see the movie? Well, tough shit. Stop watching movies, and go read a fucking book.
Re:No, Advertising Reaches New Lows! (Score:2)
Today I sat through 13 *previews* and 8 ads in the movie theatre.
Do what I do: show up late. Miss the ads and some previews.
Re:No, Advertising Reaches New Lows! (Score:2)
This is so old it's embarassing (Score:1)
Chrisd, I'm afraid Taco beat you to this story by 4 months!
Here's the march 15 slashdot article for those that haven't heard/read the story before.
Gravestones Advertising Video Games? [slashdot.org]
from the Guardian article...
Game publicity plan raises grave concerns
Mark Oliver
Friday March 15, 2002
4 months! nice... I bet you thought we wouldn't remember - HA! take that
Ahhh, so what? (Score:4, Funny)
Try this! [rotten.com]
(Mostly work safe -- strange for rotten.com)
It they're really serious... (Score:1)
Another "greenfields" advert opportunity (Score:2)
Re: My gravestone will read... (Score:1, Funny)
This poor bastard was shot
by his girlfriend for playing
one too many games of counterstrike
Beats being frozen (Score:1)
But imagine how much esteem could be garnered from your surviving geek friends and family if you were to declare in your last will and testament that you wanted to bear a Lara Croft, Max Payne, or Blizzard billboard on your tombstone.
You could even go Times Square style, and have the billboard itself be a LCD that promotes the latest death-centric title from your favorite software production house, changing with the market. If your friends are like mine, they might even give a truely emotional send off by hacking the display, just because they care :)
In any case, it will certainly make graveyards an even more attractive target for late night trespassers.
Re:Beats being frozen (Score:2)
same old gimmick - all a publicity trick (Score:2, Interesting)
a company releases a second grade tomb-raider-but-with-dead-people ripoff, destined to disappear into the archives of me-too crap gaming, and to try and save themselves on the way down, they come up with something that will offend all the right people and get them all sorts of publicity even in places where gamers really arent part of the target market.
they could have saved themselves the trouble and just gave the lead character a massive pair of boobs.
read the article if you have to, see it for the cheap publicity stunt that it is, move on, and hope that this game doesnt become more popular than it deserves
acclaim want to make you their bitch. maybe it worked.
DOA (Score:2, Funny)
It's bad enough in modern day, when actual bill boards get outdated, (IE bill boards for Politicians still up months after the end of the election, or Movies which are already past the cheap seats)
Re:DOA (Score:2)
One wonders how many people scratched their heads about that one...
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This is stupid. (Score:1)
Oh, and nevermind that hardly anyone would see the things. And most of those people probably don't play video games.
I guess this news story was the REAL advertisement, then.
Insight (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot Articles Reach New Lows (Score:1)
Bugger the headstones -- this story is so old it's six foot under itself.
A.
I always knew... (Score:1)
The best place for advertising (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, they're buying the government anyway [judicialwatch.org] - why not be honest about it?
::grumble IMAX grumble:: (Score:2)
To counteract this... (Score:2)
We think hospitals will love this idea, so we've patented it. This signals a sea-change in American maternity wards. Five years from now all newborns will be sporting ads on their foreheads by default. If a parent is sufficiently opposed to the idea, they can pay $5 to deprive their child of this opportunity to participate in capitalism at its finest.
"No one has yet to volunteer" (Score:2)
You know, it's OK for the British to ridicule Americans for our butchering of the language they invented, but when they butcher it it's just sad.
Re:"No one has yet to volunteer" (Score:3, Informative)
In other words, by the definition above, the phrase could be reconstructed "No one has [so far] volunteer[ed]" or (by flipping the clause) "So far, no one has volunteered."
I just realized that there is no other simple construction that uses the infinitive; every alternative I can find changes the infinitive to a past tense. Actually, I think that's exactly what the sentence needs. My preference would be the construction "No one has yet volunteered" -- a simple change, but one that makes the phrase substantially less ambiguous.
I just checked the Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual of Style, and couldn't find a definitive reference in either for this construction. (How I wish I had a copy of Strunk & White by my desk...) If anyone can find a reference to support (or to refute, I'd be interested), please post it. Thanks!
this is wrong (Score:2)
Re:this is wrong (Score:4, Funny)
(Corporate sponsered games would probably be as boring as the corporate sponsered games you can find on your local Happy Meal box. "The latest Disney licensed character's need something to make them happy. Unscramble the letters to find out what they need! : HAPYP MAEL.")
And your problem with your Palm Pilot stems from your reprehensible behavior with regards to the Marlboro Man! You do not ride past the Marlboro Man, you ride up to the Marlboro Man and type: " ASK MARLBORO MAN THE WAY TO FLAVOR COUNTRY ". (aside: Apologies if I've forgetten the details of that ad campaign...) He'll give you a cigarette, the you smoke it. Several sexy woman (or men, depending on what gender you claimed to be attracted to on your initial 6-page 'voluntary survey' you were required to fill out to play this fine game) will come out, and one of them will upgrade your "Palm Pilot" to a WinCE machine, which can later be levelled up into a MICROSOFT X-BOX, which will handily defeat the Playstation2, as Sony didn't pony up as much dough as Microsoft.
(Hint: If you type the secret code I WANT TO CARRY BILL'S BABY at the X-BOX level-up screen, you'll be able to watch an animation of Steve Jobs being crushed by the Windows logo! Mega-awesome! It makes me want to buy extra copies of Windows XP2005 just to play it safe!)
Really, these games are pretty cool, if a little easy. One last parting hint: Try typing BARE 'EM, BRITNEY while the Britney-golem is singing, and you'll get a nice surprise from the FBI (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Corporate America).
a HAPPY LAME applied to Pinocchio (Score:2)
The latest Disney licensed character's need something to make them happy. Unscramble the letters to find out what they need! : HAPYP MAEL.
Taking "Disney licensed characters" to mean "Disney's Pinocchio" (yes, Pinocchio was around long before Disney [everything2.com]; that's why I'm specifying a likeness), and "HAPYP MAEL" to descramble to "HAPPY LAME", you get this picture [rose-hulman.edu] and this story [everything2.com]. I have to wonder what kind of Tool [google.com] thinks this stuff up.
what? (Score:1)
That shadow.... (Score:1)
It looks like Shadow Man 2 has gone 6 feet under.
OLD news... (Score:2)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=
Yeesh, I know there's a delay between when stories are suggested to
Re:OLD news... (Score:2)
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it." HS
Who's lower? (Score:1)
Not only is whoever posted this guilty of redundancy, he's also been scammed - a full 5 months after everybody else figured it out. D'oh! I guess what they say about nerds lacking a certain street common sense is true, eh?
free expression safe with the advertising assoc. (Score:1)
The article sayeth: "any attempt to advertise on headstones would require planning permission from local authorities whether the land was public or private.... Mr Carrington said: "It is illegal to put any advertising up outdoors without planning permission...."" [emphasis mine.]
Probably right too. *sigh*.
No problemo (Score:2)
So just send me the check. I got a vacation coming up and I could use the extra bucks.
perfect candidate (Score:1, Redundant)
Does Freshmeat.net advertize? (Score:3, Funny)
Advertising in games (Score:2)
Imagine how cool it would be to drive the weinermobile [kraftfoods.com] in GTA3, but Oscar Mayer probably would make it so you couldn't run over pedestrians in it.
It's a troll (Score:1, Redundant)
To hell with an IMAX (Score:1)
Ok, I'll stop being really morbid now.
Wasting every blink (Score:2, Interesting)
What frightens me is that at the time it was meant as a joke, but I could almost see people considering this. A life time of walking subliminal ads and a gauranteed lifetime customer.
I don't think we'll ever see how far the advertisers are willing to go, we'll only see how far we're willing to let them.
In other news (Score:1)
Old news, program "ended" (Score:2)
I asked the CTO at Acclaim... (Score:2)
He told me they would not be doing this. This was after the last Slashdot story at the last GDC (a day before the game was widely distributed). The Guardian doesn't mention any names so unless someone finds where Acclaim said this I'll file this under "how accurate is the Guardian?"
They tried this for the last game (Score:2)
Re:The show must go on.... (Score:1)
Hello and welcome to May 2002. (Score:1)
Re:This is at least 2 months old. (Score:1)
*Looks at logo `News for Nerds. Stuff that matters, now.'*
Re:ShadowMan? (Score:1)