Dungeons and Dragons Knowledge Compendium 235
ScurvySeaDog writes "Like me, I would bet many slashdotters where D&D players before they got their first home computer in the early 80's. This site seems to have every book, module, supplement ever published along with scans of the covers. They also have current collector values for you packrats. It was nostalgic for me to browse around looking up all the old modules and books."
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Moments later, the Slashdot Effect approaches acaeum.com and strikes with his +5 vorpal Siteslayer while muttering "damn those webservers thinking they are something". Then he goes back to his eternal rest, only awakened by new sounds from Members of Slashdot approaching a site.
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DM: "You enter a clearing, and near the center, you see a gazebo."
Incredibly Ignorant Paladin Player: "Has the gazebo seen me?"
DM: "Um, no."
IIPP: "I approach the gazebo."
DM: "Ok."
IIPP: "It still hasn't moved?"
DM: "No."
IIPP: "I attack the gazebo!"
DM: "Ok, you swing at the gazebo. Pieces of it are flying off."
IIPP: "Is it attacking me back?"
The good news is, roleplaying will improve IIPP's vocabulary.
The full Gazebo Story (Score:5, Funny)
methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred
option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimum solution.
It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise in all respects a
superior gamer, and I've spent many happy hours competing with and
against him, as long as he is given enough time.
So... Eric was playing a neutral paladin (Why should only lawful, good
religions get to have holy warriors? was the rationale) in Ed's game.
He even had a holy sword, which fought well and did all those things
holy swords are supposed to do, including good or evil (by random die
roll). He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange
occurred:
ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed
top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#%$*& gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo,
and it catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my paladin...
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a
modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is. This is solely an
afterthought, of course, but Eric is doubly lucky that the gazebo was
not situated on a grassy knoll.
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Wait, I'll check for the post in Google Groups.
There... It's over here [google.com].
That's were I got it actually. Perhaps you can find out more with some research.
Good luck - or whatever.
Re:The full Gazebo Story (Score:4, Informative)
Ed Whitchurch (DM) and
Eric Sorenson (Dudlee Duerite)
Re:The full Gazebo Story (Score:2)
Another really good spoof of D&D is "Freebase", a tiny newsprint manual folded *inside* Dirt Merchant Games' (the "evil games" division of Black Dog, which is the "adult games" division of White Wolf) Buttery Wholesomeness, a suppliment to the very gamer injoke laden HOL: Human Occupied Landfill. Alignment is "Liberal, Noncommital, Conservative" against "Estabishment, Noncomittal, Granola". Potion of Sleep is pictures as a Nyquil bottle, and Potion of Speed is Dexatrym. Baggies of Spell Storage contain a dried leaf. The monster manual includes Cabbies, Delirium Tremens ("may appear as anything from tiny plaid spiders to miniature clones of Carol Channing scaling their prey's back with shrimp forks"), Hos and their leaders Hokings, and Register Jockeys. All of which is laid out, including deliciously beautiful parody artwork, just like D&D 1st edition.
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Evan
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Evan
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Also, Kenzer didn't `buy' D&D 1st edition; they have a license from Hasbro/WotC for some of their products, including the basis for Hackmaster, which bears a distinct similarity (but is also noticably different).
For the purposes of the single sentence sidenote, I judged that "bought" ~= "licenced". Not only is the layout of the book itself almost identical, but the game mechanics are very similar. No, it's not identical (I seem to have left out the implied "and used it as the basis of"), but it is a very fun rework of that classic game with a very expansive original spell and monster library, plus a zillion little extra rules that make lawyering so fun with it.
The Ghods know, I've spent enough nights playing through 1st edition adventures to recognize the similarities, heh. I still have my battered to hell and heavily marked up first hardcover, plus I've owned every boxed set and a good chunk of the modules, plus the large three ring binders containing the worlds I've built meticulously on photocopied (and even mimeographed) hex and graph paper.
I'd imagine that many Slashdot readers are smiling and nodding and know exactly in which closet, cabinet or bookshelf their similar collection resides.
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Evan
D&D Adventures in NWN? (Score:3, Interesting)
Is anyone working on putting the adventures from the original D&D sets into Neverwinter Nights? It would be great to go and play them again. I might even try and track down the crazy DM I used to play with!
Re:D&D Adventures in NWN? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm afraid I don't know any specific URL's but there's a lot in the works.
Some maniacs are linking together a whole lot of servers to form the major parts of Faerûn. See Alandfaraway.net [alandfaraway.net] for more info. Sadly they're not taking player applications right now, so I haven't been able to try it out. Here's the mind-boggling server maps [alandfaraway.net] (click on a part of the map to see the server numbers).
Some other guys are implementing the city of Sigil with some planes as well.
And here's a module list [ign.com] on one of the largest fan sites [ign.com]. Most aren't D&D campaigns from "the books" but some might be.
Keep in mind that it's pretty time consuming to do large campaigns, but there *are* groups working on D&D adventures from the books while I type this.
Anyone having trouble with NWVault? (Score:2)
Is anyone else getting weird defects when visiting NWVault [ign.com] in Mozilla? Yesterday any page I tried would load about 90%, then go to gray and start over. Today the pages load but I'm seeing black text on a black background.
Some settings info: no popups, no status bar scripting, no cookies from ign, no 3rd party images
Re:D&D Adventures in NWN? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe... actually, I dragged my entire (classic) D&D stuff collection across the country to see if that could be translated to NWN.
Even found a couple of game magazines and 2nd ed AD&D modules sent by people. The only problem was that NWN doesn't have "erotic painting" and "beautiful young woman chained to the altar" tiles, and this makes converting the reader-made modules a bit tricky, because those things appear in just about every one of these for some obscure reason... =)
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Re:D&D Adventures in NWN? (Score:2)
Gah... This is so lame.... I should know the name and I can't remember it... I think you should know what I'm talking about, if you've been there.
It probably wouldn't work (Score:5, Interesting)
But I realized it probably wouldn't work very well. The best modules always had a problem-solving aspect to it that just would never translate well to a the game frameworks that we have now. Neverwinter Nights is just not going to allow you the flexibility to really solve puzzles without cueing you so obviously as to what the solution might be.
The only game framework I could imagine that could really capture the essence of the best modules and campaigns is an Infocom-style framework - where the textual descriptions are so rich and your range of actions so potentially large that the solutions to the problems - and even the problems themselves - aren't painfully obvious. A puzzle isn't very satisfying when you only have to select one of 3 solutions from a menu, or when you just have to show up with an item and walk close to some target character, etc.
But sadly, this framework is almost completely incompatible - almost by definition - with Baldur's Gate-style graphics.
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That's why you still need a DM. NWN includes a DM client that can take control of gameplay, allow freeform dialogue, and cause things to happen manually. Yes, even a good NWN module will have scripted puzzles of the choose-your-own-adventure variety, but a really good module will let a human DM turn those off and force the players to think harder.
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D & D (Score:3, Interesting)
D & D as an action game was an interesting take...wonder if anyone will ever try that again?
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I just picked it up and I'm in the process of playing the original (and still the best!) Pool of Radiance.
It's amazing how great a game you can fit in 1.5 MB of space...
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I just wish they would put the system back in somewhere around here again, I miss playing it.
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Dungeon & Guarder [lik-sang.com]
I keep getting killed though... it isn't easy!
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Lead Singer: Dude, the lyric was "I'll call you if you want it, what the hell were you singing?"
Drunken Guy: Oh! I thought it was "I'll beat your ass at Gauntlet"
Lead Singer: Well it is now!
VAST? (Score:4, Interesting)
I can remember spending 2 days on a 14.4 modem on some BBS in Hawaii. I was in Alaska. My parents were VERY upset with the phone bill.
Has anyone seen it around? It had the # to another BBS to send updates/recieve updates. In mid 1992 it was 101 mb. That is about the last time I saw it. BBS died and the new "internet" thing was rolling.
Even now, no one has the bandwidth to host such a file given it's exponential growth rate. Given that it always seemed to take up half my hard drive, it ought to be up to about 80 gigabytes by now.
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Connections (Score:4, Insightful)
Damn, I was hoping for something more profound to come out of that line of reasoning...
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D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:3, Interesting)
And it's a pity there's no good shop to boy RM things, as it seems there's for D&D (on-topic protection, yes
But only my 0.02EUR, of course
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:3, Insightful)
On that note i hate being a paladin..nothing is more boring than being lawful good.
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:5, Funny)
Verily, thy comments strike deep into mine soul. If thee is unable to play the part of the paladin with a joyful heart, then thy effort is short of that deserving knightly honour. Surely thou canst piss off all thy friends with an ancient dialect, at the very least?
Apparently Not (Score:3, Funny)
Verily, thou canst not do even such a thing. For by sooth, thou wouldst say, werest thou worthy of thine attitude, thus: Virg
Animal Training (Score:2)
Virg
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:3, Funny)
That's what being Chaotic Good is all about.
Putz.
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:1, Funny)
sounds like your DM really deviated from the rule book...
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:2, Interesting)
I think it's in the second edition PHB, but somewhere the authors remind you that alignment is not a straitjacket. "Being lawful good" can be interpreted many different ways. You don't have to be a robot; the last paladin I played was anything but--she was a hard-drinking, tough-ass fighter who was on a "mission from God". If you have a good DM, you'll be presented with choices between what is good and what is right, and you'll have a difficult time deciding between the two. Alignment informs you about your character's outlook, but tells you nothing about how your character behaves.
If you're going to play a RPG... (Score:2, Insightful)
And as for the LG comments...
Anyone can be Chaotic, being Lawful (Good, Evil, whatever) is a much more challenging alignment to play. 20 years ago when I used to play AD&D it was so fun to DM a game and try to push a Lawful character outside their alignment...make them do something totally selfish. One Lawful Good character, IMO, was a must for almost any party...they tended to be the glue.
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:2, Insightful)
RM =! realism (Score:2)
Fact is that D&D and RM are RPG's that follow very much the same 'classical' principle of Charakterclasses, Levels and Hitpoints (aka 'CLH' RPG). And tons of pointless table-filled books to decash the junkies
Anyway, talking about realism in an RPG is silly even if the rules come as close to being plausile as it can be (GURPS and Milleniums End kinda go that direction).
To me the hilarious paragraph-and-rulebook tonnage of CLH RPG's allways was the major downside of playability and fun. Torg was one of the first real reliefs I expierienced - and the Dramadeck is so much of an encouragement to drop CLH Hack'n'Slay I couldn't believe it.
RPG's have come a long way since D&D (the DOS of RPG's), RM and it's heritage , it's kinda a shame people still stick to those game mechanisims that actually hinder roleplaying quite a bit (one would be suprised).
Bottom line:
If you wanna get an RPG, buy one of those which don't have Characterclasses, Expieriencelevels and Hitpoints. Everway, Torg, GURPS, and Milleniums End are a few that apply to that rule - and are worth looking at.
Oh, and please spare the endless "if you don't like the rules you can change them" and "rules aren't important, the people are" - I know those allready. Here's the response: You can by a good RPG in the first place, saves you a lot of time. And I usually pick my friends first, then pick the RPG. Might aswell be a good one.
Re:D&D? No thanks, RM please :-) (Score:2)
Quick? Clean? Who were you playing with? Your campaigns were quick and clean? You didn't have people you were playing with who acted perversely for the express purpose of annoying the DM? You didn't have a DM who figured out how to keep these freakish people in line by ever-increasing creativity?
The character guidelines were a list of suggested career paths, really. You took your statistics and you decided on a character that you would enjoy playing. You act based on what you think your character would do, not according to some stupid rule book. Anything else and you're just writing numbers on a paper and rolling dice, while accruing imaginary tokens. D&D should be role playing, not Sim City.
Re:D&D? No thanks (Score:3, Informative)
D&D was, for it's time, an incredible piece of work. It managed to put across so much that's now taken for granted. For example, the fact that you play just one character was near revolutionary for the time - D&D was the first to get that across sucessfully. Were it not for D&D, RPG's would exist . (Okay something else would have taken it's place, but that's a given).
Since then, however, there's been a large number of different RGP's produced, some more or less like D&D (such as RM), some a bit different (Call of Cuthullu, Vampire:the Masqurade, etc), and some rather different (Sorcerer [sorcerer-rpg.com] and
De Profoundis [demon.co.uk].
Some of them really push the envelope of what RPG's are. Some are just kick ass fun. With all the nostalgia, remeber to try some of the newer stuff.
On RM Leisure Games [leisuregames.co.uk] based in london, will mail order, and have a stock of [leisuregames.co.uk]
Rolemaster gear. They will deliver outside the UK (including Spain), but that costs extra. Hey, if it's the only place to get it...
Re:D&D? No thanks, diceless please :-) (Score:2)
Bah. RuleMaster is a pain. Real roleplayers do it with no dice and no rules, just imagination and character play. :p
xDND is like Windows and x86 -- it's annoying and kludgy, still based on old cruft that was a bad idea 25 years ago. But it's also the predominant standard.
Anyone want to complete this analogy for GURPS, Hero System, RuleMaster, RuneQuest, etc? ;)
--FDND [tripod.com] now available
Sometimes I wonder... (Score:1)
motivation (Score:3, Interesting)
Maybe now I can find the motivation to unload the 600+ issues of Dragon Magazine clogging up my apartment ... oh, well, someday.
Casual perusal of the Web site didn't turn up reference to the (failed) attempt to collect the "Wormy" cartoons into a single volume. I believe the artist was making a stab at self-publishing, selling "shares" to interested individuals. I must have been thirteen or so at the time, but I sent off for my "share" only to have it refunded months later due to insufficient share sales. I believe I still have the nifty printed scrap of paper somewhere.
Also of note are the "Phil and Dixie" volumes published by Phil Foglio long after its run in Dragon Magazine. Again unlisted, but I guess the site focuses on direct TSR publications only? Perhaps that's why the CD-ROM collection of a substantial number of Dragons is also missing (it gets brief mention in the "What's New" section. Maybe I'm simply too tired to comb through the site for the info.
Re:motivation (Score:2, Informative)
"What's New?" contains material from Dragon Magazine, Duelist and other sources. Probably why it is not avaible at TSR, besides Phil often do his own publishing.
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Never really got into AD&D... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Never really got into AD&D... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Never really got into AD&D... (Score:3, Informative)
The raid on Steve Jackson Games was for the GURPS Cyberpunk supplement, written by Lloyd Blankenship
GURPS Cyberpunk wasn't a reason, it was an excuse. The Secret Service and the Chicago Computer Crime Bureau raided SJG as part of the "Operation Sunfire" raid on the hacker group the Legion of Doom. Blankenship (aka Mentor) was a former member of the Legion at that time. They raided his home and his place of work, SJG. When it became clear to the feds that they'd found nothing in the SJG raid, they offered as a face-saving pretext the preposterous idea that GURPS Cyberpunk was "a manual for computer crime."
I second the recommendation of the fine Bruce Sterling book THE HACKER CRACKDOWN, linked in another post on this thread.
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Re:Never really got into AD&D... (Score:1)
The Hacker Crackdown (Score:2)
Monster Manuals (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Monster Manuals (Score:2)
Remember: If it has hit points, it can be killed.
Trolls (Score:2, Funny)
troll n. First recorded at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad in I 471, but must predate this by some time. Still extant at the time of the War of the Ring at the end of the Third Age
Divisions: Cave-trolls, Hill-trolls, Mountain-trolls, Olog-hai, Snow-trolls, Stone-trolls
Meaning: 'Troll' is a word from Scandinavian myth, used as an English translation of the Sindarin torog, of uncertain derivation
Lumbering evil creatures originated by Melkor, and said to have been made by him 'in mockery of the Ents'.
there were also... (Score:1)
Re:there were also... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm... Too bad I'm so hooked on a hardware accelerated 24-bit 3D adventure with 3D environmental effects right now...
Re:there were also... (Score:2)
Should I go into a vast diatribe describing the many wonderous advantages of text-based over graphics based RPGs? No, fact is both have their advantages.
Cheers from MP,
Watermarked cover scans? (Score:3, Interesting)
Our scans are watermarked, and have been since the site's inception (albeit for a completely different reason); modifications to the image will not remove this watermark, and distribution or public posting of a watermarked image, without permission from The Acaeum, is prohibited.
Is this actually possbile? I noticed the images are stored in JPG format so wouldn't the watermark perhaps be lost in the compression scheme?
BTW Can you even copyright the scan of artwork/cover of which you don't even own the copyright?
Re:Watermarked cover scans? (Score:1)
I'll agree with you that the "copyright" thing is odd. If it was back in the old days this site would have been "TSR'ed" before it'd been slashdotted.
Re:Watermarked cover scans? (Score:2)
Fair use probably gives them the right to scan and display TSR's copyrighted artwork in this way. It also gives me the limited right to some use of their scans. In fact, I'm using one as a desktop wallpaper right now, just because I legally can!
It's incredibly funny to me that they, of all people, would post the standard "use without permission is prohibited" crap. They have to realize that the claim is totally without merit, because otherwise they wouldn't be copying and distrubting TSR's artwork -- artwork which almost certainly has the same meaningless phrase printed on it somewhere.
If they didn't know the words were meaningless, they wouldn't have the site in the first place. Since they know they're meaningless, why do they have them on the site?
Re:Watermarked cover scans? (Score:3, Funny)
1. Apply Emboss.
2. Apply Blur.
3. Apply Sharpen.
4. Apply Solarize.
5. Apply Mosaic.
Readable? Hell no, but I got the bastards!
I can retire! (Score:2)
I can't believe anyone would really pay that sort of money for my old floorplans and city geomorphs.
On the other hand, I'd pay a lot for the original Petal Throne maps.
TWW
Re:I can retire! (Score:2)
I actually met my wife playing D&D (NOT AD&D)
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Arguments are next door; this is abuse.
TWW
While I'm Sure... (Score:2)
Virg
The resurgence in D&D... (Score:2, Informative)
FYI, User Friendly's [userfriendly.org] latest cartoons are about a game of AD&D...
Re:The resurgence in D&D... (Score:3, Insightful)
NWN (Score:1)
The site (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The site (Score:2)
It's true. I would have k i l l e d to have a site like this when I was getting my PHD from Miskatonic University.
Go Pods!
Scroll of thesis (orig from nethack mod) (Score:2)
Player: What is it?
DM: It is a scroll of thesis.
Player: I read it.
DM: You can't, your scroll of thesis is blank!
I know that site (Score:4, Informative)
This is, I think because it's mainly a site for collectors, and 2nd edition stuff doesn't fetch as high a price as 1st edition stuff. (Although I have seen a lot of 2nd edition stuff fetch lots more than some 1st edition stuff).
Details of modules etc are confined to differences between printings, rarity, etc.
This is definately a site for collectors, not players, and people wanting a stroll down memory lane (complete with random encounters) should look elsewhere.
graspee
It doesn't have every D&D book ever published. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:It doesn't have every D&D book ever publish (Score:2)
Re:It doesn't have every D&D book ever publish (Score:2)
I'll have to pull out my near-mint The Dragons and Strategic Reviews and total them up...
Interesting (Score:1)
It seems that I made a wise choice since someone is now willing to pay 150$ from the books I bought with 5$.
PC + D&D (Score:2)
Or is it... I'm all confused now!
Original Set on Ebay.. (Score:2, Interesting)
Dr. Dimento's D&D (Score:4, Interesting)
There's an mp3 (the original) and an mpg (someone created a computer animation to go along with the soundtrack).
If you played dnd in high or junior high (now called middle) school, you will love this. You won't be disappointed.
Mirrors please! (Score:2)
Greatest D&D Vid *ever* (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_in
Wait until WoTC Employees read /. (Score:2, Flamebait)
All of this is especially funny because Wizards (whom I hate because of all of the collectible card games) is in fact the best RPG company I've dealt with. They produce the best qualtiy (and proof-read) books that I've bought in forever. Anyways. Wizards has made a good effort at making all of the old D&D materials available at their site either for free or for a nominal fee and you can download them all as PDFs.
See Wizards page for Classic downloads [wizards.com] So ultimately you don't have to go to a pirate site to download someone else's copyrighted materials, but can in fact "do the right thing" and download it for free from wizards or pay for it...
FAQ for WoTC classic downloads (Score:2)
Wizards is committed to making all of the old books available for those of you that "must have them all" [wizards.com]. It's also probably cheaper then scrounging in old bookstores to get beat up copies of all of the books. Though Ebay might make it easier these days.
Wow, Does that bring back Memories (Score:4, Interesting)
I love computers and computer gaming, but I am really quite glad that I was at just the right age to get involved when D&D was at its peak. (God I feel like an old fart for saying this...) Today's kids will never find the intellectual and creative stimulation from their consoles and gameboys and PCs that many of us did from books and dice and mountains of graph paper. (To this day, I still always keep a pad of the stuff nearby)
I've played through Neverwinter Nights, and enjoyed it thoroughly, but as other posts here have said, much of the joy of roleplaying AD&D is just not possible to emulate in a graphically oriented paradigm. Until someone can develop an AI computer that is 1 part actor, 1 part genius, and 2 parts off its rocker, computer based D&D games will never measure up.
Re:dictionary (Score:1, Funny)
LOL -nt- (Score:1)
Insisting on Slashdot Editors' Quality (Score:3, Insightful)
If they don't (as in this case not correcting an obvious spelling error), I think the comments to the posting is a reasonable place to critisize also meta-issues, like the selection of articles to be posted, or spelling errors.
As far as I know, there is no other forum for discussing the work of the Slashdot editors.
Therefore, I think it is wrong for moderators to mod-down meta-comments as off-topic, as long as there is no other forum on Slashdot where it is on-topic!
(Puts on the Asbestos suit)