A Beginner's Guide to the Dance Dance Phenomena 293
An anonymous reader writes "I just saw a rather interesting article over at LANParty.com about breaking into the world of Dance Dance Revolution. The article has a humourous story about going from DDR mocker to DDR fanatic thanks to a seven-year-old kid. Also, it has reviews of some home DDR equipment for those too timid to play in public. The article is written from a beginner's perspective, and has some good resources for newbies! If you've ever thought of hopping up and 'busting a move', be sure to check it out."
One word (Score:1)
Interesting. (Score:1)
Haha.... (Score:1)
I'm probably addicted. (Score:5, Insightful)
You don't need an arcade.... (Score:5, Insightful)
For what it's worth, regular dance lessons (of pretty much any kind. I started with swing and proceeded into ballroom) will achieve the same result, teaching you to be more sociable and courteous -- especially with the opposite sex -- while also helping you get into better shape.
I was going to say that DDR is probably cheaper than dance lessons, but at a buck for three songs, it's probably not.
Crack your paper Yellow Pages to look for dance instruction in your area, or look in the quarterly park district catalog. Learn some partner dances. Swallow your pride and practice them in public. If nothing else, it'll make the next wedding reception you attend 100% more enjoyable.
Re:You don't need an arcade.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:You don't need an arcade.... (Score:2)
On another note, I also highly recommend Shall We Dance. Its amusing, its fun, the music in it is great.
Re:You don't need an arcade.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:You don't need an arcade.... (Score:2)
In many ways it's a perfect social activity for shy nerd types, in that if you get good at it and you're reasonably polite to your partners, members of the opposite sex will be scrambling past each other for a chance to dance with you even if you can't make idle conversation to save your life. You don't even have to speak the same language! That's true for both guy geeks and girl geeks. Best of all, getting good at it isn't a matter of having a natural talent; I was a complete klutz when I started, but I took a bunch of lessons and practiced diligently and now I'm having to turn women away.
It's not a purely physical thing, either; some social dances give your brain as much of a workout as your body, and (especially if you're a guy) they'll test your reflexes and on-the-fly decisionmaking skills as much as a good game of Quake will. When you're dancing, say, a tango, you're simultaneously threading your way around a dance floor full of other people moving unpredictably, staying in time with the music and listening to its structure so you can choose good steps to match its feel, planning your moves far enough ahead to end up pointed in the right direction, indicating your intentions to your partner slightly ahead of actually taking your steps (i.e., leading), and staying ready at all times to react gracefully to avoid a collision when someone suddenly appears right in front of you. It's a thrill ride, and that's not counting the attractive woman pressed up against you!
Most of the folks at the places I dance are science/engineering types, so I'm not alone in thinking it's a good geek pastime.
Ballroomdancers.com [ballroomdancers.com] has a decent list of places to dance ballroom. If salsa is more your speed, you can try SalsaWeb.com [salsaweb.com]. Most social dance places offer cheap group lessons for beginners; look up your nearest one and give it a try!
Re:You don't need an arcade.... (Score:2)
Couldn't agree more. I also have to recommend Irish dancing, of the sort one finds at a ceili. (Various transliterations abound--Gaelic is a fiendish language at times. Listen for something pronounced, KAY-lee.) It's sort of an Irish square dance. There's a caller, and you're told what to do before and (usually) during the song. One of the more difficult aspects of swing dancing (I've found) is the need to improvise as you go along--it's something I'm just not very good at.
I have two left feet. But as long as you're moving in about the same direction as everyone else, there's nothing to fear. The ability to count to eight is helpful as well--but that shouldn't be a problem in this crowd. You get the opportunity to dance with lots of partners (or groups, or lines)--or not, if you prefer--and it is excellent exercise. Don't be afraid to take a breather now and then--there's usually good imported Irish stout available on site as well.
I was only exposed to the concept earlier this year, and I haven't looked back. Now, all of my friends are doing it--a motley assortment of physicists, chemists, and biologists, with wildly varying amounts of coordination, innate talent, and attention span.
Re:I'm probably addicted. (Score:2, Funny)
Me too. Before there was DDR, there was SDRAM. People laughed at me at LAN parties as they fragged my bog-slow-framerate azz. I couldn't deal with people with such a lame system.
So I bought an RDRAM system, and the people at LAN parties poured Bawlz into my power supply and shorted it out. Said I deserved it for supporting the lawyers at Rambus. So I got a new power supply, but I had to play from home. (and despite decent frame rates, with the lag on a 56k connection, everyone still fragged my azz.)
Then I got a DDR system in a kickass aluminum case! Wow! My framerates are up, and I'm no longer embarassed to show up at the LAN party! I can deal with people, and I don't have to play at home anymore! w00t! I 0wn!
(Not to mention the health benefits of being able to haul my watercooled rig with fishtank reservoir to the party. I did that once up ten flights of stairs, it hurt.)
Exercise couldn't be more fun. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Exercise couldn't be more fun. (Score:2, Interesting)
Whoa, I live under a rock. (Score:2)
*sigh*
Re:Whoa, I live under a rock. (Score:2)
Re:Whoa, I live under a rock. (Score:2)
well, i wouldn't call it 'sad', even though i haven't seen it. i mean, it's nonviolent, right? and it's creative, ja? and like 50-70% of kids are fat and underexercised, correct?
Perhaps you should brush up on your comprehension skills? He was lamenting the loss of the local video game arcade, something I'm sure most of us here do fairly often.
Re:Whoa, I live under a rock. (Score:4, Informative)
its a java launch - so go here:
www.ehowa.com
click on enter
click on downloads at top
open "dancewhiteboy.wmv" to see a really good
white kid DDRing
FUNNNY stuff
Re:Whoa, I live under a rock. (Score:2)
http://downloads.ehowa.com/~dancewhiteboy.wmv [ehowa.com]
What the article doesn't mention ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the article doesn't mention ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the article doesn't mention ... (Score:3)
Amen. In our apartment, it got to the point where the people below us would stand on a chair and bang the ceiling as hard as they could to get us to stop. I don't know why they were so upset, it was only 2am... um, *cough*. I'm not addicted, really.
I've done it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've done it. (Score:2)
Translation: I tried it once and was terrible at it.
Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:5, Interesting)
Download StepMania, download some songs, and at play it with a keyboard. Slowly you'll start tapping your toes. Then, buy some pads, some USB convertors, and practice up. You'll be ready to wow everyone at the arcade!
Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:1)
http://www.stepmania.com
http://sourceforge.ne
Songs for download:
http://www.ddrmaniax.net/ddrmaniax/
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Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:2)
Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:2)
Both StepMania and DWI are great- I have found DWI tries to be a more 'authentic' simulator (and does well at that), while StepMania adds new modes and features not found in DDR (Drunk mode, anyone?
Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:2)
Re:Try it on your PC - StepMania! (Score:2)
Electrified fooling machine (Score:1)
relax, this is a good thing...DDR may get you laid (Score:1)
On second thought, I don't know if you can play naked DDR and have the same amount of fun as you would naked Twister.
At least if DDR makes it into the home, maybe the other 98% in here can get girls over to their houses/apartments (without any form of trickery or force). Everytime I see that game, there's always girls playing it. Then again, I don't think I've ever seen any guys playing it.
The man has a point. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:The man has a point. (Score:2)
All the DDR players I know don't do any memorization at all. They read the arrows off the screen in real time. Try it: ask a high-level player to do something they've never done before, and they'll clear it with no more problems than usual. Seeing all those arrows, I wouldn't have thought the human brain could process that much information at once, but it's possible with training.
Re:relax, this is a good thing...DDR may get you l (Score:4, Funny)
Are you kidding, while naked twister has the high rubbing factor, naked DDR has a higher bounce factor.
DDR (Score:3, Interesting)
C'mon you trolls (Score:1)
it's a conspiracy (Score:1)
kill those f*cking adverts!! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Going back, I see it must be on rotation coz it changed, but that original ad made the page unreadable. Doesn't anybody have quality control on ads these days?
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cLive ;-)
Re:kill those f*cking adverts!! (Score:2)
The best DDR review you'll ever read.... (Score:5, Funny)
For what it's worth, Michael Jackson is involved.... and trust me, it blows every other DDR review out of the water.
Re:The best DDR review you'll ever read.... (Score:2)
Just a guess
Re:The best DDR review you'll ever read.... (Score:2)
I dunno. Look at the screenshots. Fucking creepy. Moonwalker [aol.com] has to be a product of Michael Jackson's deranged imagination.
I mean, c'mon. Your weapons are magic sprinkles and crotch-grabs? And you run around looking for little kids tied up? And there's giant robots with five-foot metal cocks [jimbosworld.org]?
Under "God, I love MAME" - 10 Dec 2000", and I quote...
Sonic, my ass. That game has Michael Jackson written all over it, man.
It seems really hard at first... (Score:1)
DDR PHASE II (Score:4, Funny)
The next step is for DDR to infect the minds of white folks. I expect to see long rows of these machines bringing in the line-dancing crowd in the very near future.
Beyond DDR (Score:4, Informative)
Feet of Fury [cagames.com]
There's also Dance With Intensity [claws-and-paws.com] that someone developed to play DDR songs on your PC, assuming you can track down the step files and MP3s/OGGs.
Glow sticks (Score:1)
/. reader -- dancers? (Score:5, Funny)
10. golems
9. battle chariots
8. star cruisers
7. light sabers
6. dark elves
5. dancing girls
4. power axes
3. tanks
2. balistic missles
1. more cinematics of lara croft
things they wouldn't like:
10. calisthenics
9. exertion
8. breathing hard
7. movement
6. physicality
5. burning energy
4. working out
3. sweat
2. exercise
1. dancing
i see a critical flaw here.
was on King Of The Hill (Score:2)
From the title, I thought this article was going to be about DDR vs Rambus ram. Hmph.
Believe it or not, this article is right!!! (Score:2)
I first played in Indianapolis. I was with my then boyfriend at an arcade, and I did not want to play. (I also did not want to do the stupid Frankenstein thing, but such is life.) But I got up there and I whipped redengine's tail. He was so bad. It was pretty early in the morning, so there was no crowd, but I keep looking for them around here b/c I can't wait to be able to do it again. Anybody know where you can find DDR things in Central Illinois?
Re:Believe it or not, this article is right!!! (Score:2)
OK, you know you're addicted when you're at Gameworks once a week pumping $20 a night into the thing. *sigh* Oh well, like I care - I'm doing it again tonight.
Re:Believe it or not, this article is right!!! (Score:2)
I bought $25 worth of credits, and hardly used any of them to play. But I still got blisters and achy legs anyways
here's some videos (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.ddrfreak.com/videos.php
Mocking--dancing? (Score:4, Funny)
DDR v RAMBUS (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DDR v RAMBUS (Score:2)
it feels really cool (Score:2)
However, I've noticed a bad trend in DDR. There are lots of people who play just to hit the arrows. I mean if I can't beat every catastrophic song on maniac some people wont even bother talking to me. So for all you people who are bragging about your ability to hit every single 1/64th note crazy speed arrow on a 100 foot song, you suck, get a life. I mean playing a game instead of dancing is bad enough.
So for all you DDR people, it's about having fun and possibly even looking good! *gasp* or at least trying to look good.
If you don't know about DDR or Bemani check out
www.ddrfreak.com
www.bemanistyle.com
Paraparaparadise is pretty cool.
Re:it feels really cool (Score:2)
DDR does exist for the PC (Score:3, Informative)
It's DDR 3rd mix only, though, I believe.
Know your DDR opponents (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.ph
Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm all cool with what people find fun, but DDR is outright lame. Not because dancing in public is lame, but because it's expensive, the music isn't the best, and you look like a fool in an arcade dancing on some buttons.
Whatever, I guess I'm just trolling.
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:5, Insightful)
What's the point of playing a game? Two answers depending on who you are:
1. To have fun
2. To beat it
I'm personally in the #1 and #2 crowd. DDR songs at 9 feet (1 == beginner) are exceptionaly hard. So hard, that'd I'd challenge any "real" dancer to do a 9-footer, and get at least a B in under 20 tries. Normal people might be able to do it after 500 or so tries.
Now here's the obsession people have. Do the above, but get a AA (not missing a step and staying on-time). Ah, missed a step --> do the entire song again! It's like being able to beat Contra without dying once. Stractch that. It's like being able to beat ghost and ghoblins and not dying once. It's a real accomplishment.
Finally. If you're overweight, the game kicks ass for losing weight. Even in public, it's worth the shame to lose the pounds. I've met people who've lost over 60lbs on the machine. I doubt there are many other weight loss methods that'd compete in terms of fun.
So, is DDR worth it? Depends on who you are.
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:3, Insightful)
Uh... Dude... DDR is an arcade game. Most dancers actually dance; They don't have a lot of skill at mashing buttons.
With that said, while people may be losing weight playing DDR, doing so is not going to get them into awesome shape (this is me speaking as a bodybuilder.) If they don't change their diet and they don't continue to excercise after the DDR craze has warn down on them, the benifits of the game aren't going to last.
I'll stick to diet, weightlifting, and real life arobics (such as swimming, skating, and "real" dancing,) thank you. : )
Oooh... Side note: contrary to popular belief, dieting doesn't mean sarving one's self. ^_^
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:2)
No, but dancers usually do have a developed sense of rhythm, and an ability to move to their feet to right positions at the right time. DDR may not be 'real' dancing, but that isn't to say they don't have anything in common.
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:2)
The easy answer. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wake up, there are cheaper places to dance. (Score:2)
ddr destroyed my relationship (Score:3, Funny)
Bemani (Score:2, Informative)
It is called "Taiko No Tatsujin" (Drum Master).
It is really addictive: you have to play a japanese drum (kodo). The machine has an incredible bone shaking sound, that really gives you the idea of hitting a giant drum.
This game is particular, because it is very beginner friendly, but it can also be used by experts.
The tune selection is also great!
You can see the arcade machine here [highwaygames.com].
A PS2 is on its way, lucky me (and you)!
A Guide to Dance Dancers (Score:5, Funny)
That is all.
Mod im' up. (Score:2)
New security interface? (Score:2, Interesting)
Swipe your badge? No Way, dude.
Dance the right steps? You are in!
Combine security and corporate fitness all in one...
Modding your dance pads (Score:4, Informative)
from those who hate it... (Score:2)
In addition to that bit of horridness about DDR, there is no redeming feature to the game.
Not everyone uses it for exercise (Score:3, Funny)
Come on, I know you're out there and I know you read Slashdot.
Hm (Score:2)
I prefer this variant. (Score:5, Funny)
Ever since that strip came out, I can't walk by a DDR machine without thinking about how much better it could be...
MegaTokyo slashdotted (Score:2)
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 11520 bytes) in
Slashdot has crashed a comic strip.
Re:I prefer this variant. (Score:2)
An AC beat me to it, but... (Score:4, Interesting)
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=378 [somethingawful.com]
The last entry is no joke. The kids you'll find in Hawaiian and Californian arcades (in my experience) just don't mess around.
I guess every generation needs its killer app arcade game. Back in my day (said the ancient 20-something), it was 2-D fighters like Street Fighter II et al. Seeing my nieces and nephews dominate the DDR machines reminds me of when _I_ was the little Asian punk keeping everyone else off the SF2 machine. =P I guess the difference (actual non-violent physical activity vs. non-physical fantasy violence) is a good one, but I'm too set in my fuddy-duddy fighter ways ever to give DDR a shot.
I'll take a joystick or Ascii Pad FT over a dance mat/platform any day.
< tofuhead >
Re:An AC beat me to it, but... (Score:2)
I really feel old now (Score:2)
As an avid player of DDR.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Sure, when you are new to the game, you look like a retard who doesn't know the difference between stepping left and right on a pad, but hey, you have fun. Once you get good at the game, you can draw a crowd (seriously!) and have a lot of fun. It's one of the only games that women will actually stop and look at (yes fellow geeks, I said women, got your attention now?)
For those of you who say it is expensive, go to a place like Nickel City where games a lot cheaper. Many of these "nickel" places have DDR for you to play for around 20 cents. Now that is not expensive. It would cost you about 2 bucks an hour to just keep playing. Going to a movie is more expensive than that. And just imagine how many calories you could burn! You may actually *gasp* lose weight!
A great resource for information about DDR is www.ddrfreak.com. Go look at some of the videos.
BTW, there is DDR for the playstation if you are interested. Go to your local gaming store if you are interested in getting it.
this was the funniest thing I've ever seen (Score:2)
Athletic videogames (Score:2)
There's an arcade game like that, but it's single-player, too short, and the bike settings are wimpy. A gym version is needed. There are gym-grade exercise bytes where you move along a road, but that's only mildly entertaining.
of course 7 year olds beat ya (Score:2)
the key seem to lie within their short, therefore fairly limble (is that a word?) extremeties.
as legs grow longer, it need more and more energy to move them; and unfortunately our "power" (in J/s) grows at an inferior rate compared to volume (and therefore mass) as we get taller (and hopefully longer legs). Hence while a kid can match his legs to a 1/64th beat with no problems, you will sweat and pant and cry for miracles before your legs can keep up.
and last thing: most "soft" pads are no match for the arcade pad's quality. and i generally recommend against the soft ones cuz they and usually too sensitive and when you go to the arcade you tend to not press the button hard enough to reigster a hit. (if you practice with the "hard hit", you will torn up your pads mighty quick).
go on ebay for some "hard" pads, or build your own. it's probabbly going to get you much further.
Eighties Nostalgia? (Score:2)
DDR is a passing fad (Score:2)
Pump It Up! (Score:3, Insightful)
Also, I own the home pads for DDR and PIU, and PIU has much better pads IMO. Plus those are pads for your PC, so you can download fan made songs to dance to.
Reading this I want to run out and play some PIU. To bad I'm getting my ACL repaired this time next week.
Dance Simulators (Score:5, Funny)
DDR is just a dance SIMULATOR
Does as scoring a perfect mission in flight sim stealth bomber automatically qualify you for the USAF?
More to point, a high DDR score does not mean you are ready for the dance floor of your local club.
If it were anywhere near a close approximation to life it would at the very least tell you just what the fuck to do with your arms!
Um, yes and yes. (Score:2)
Re:Um, yes and yes. (Score:2)
Have you watched one of these people -- "these people" being a general veiled term of derision for all DDR enthusiasts -- going at it.
My immediate thoughts go straight back my first aid training, specifically: What to do if someone is having a seizure.
I have no doubts that the Dance Dance Revolutionist thinks they are "the bomb" as you kids say, but come on, they soooo are not!
Re:Arm Dancing is here! (Score:2)
Re:Arm Dancing is here! (Score:2)
DDR - God way to spend money (unlike whores) (Score:5, Interesting)
DDR is a great way to lose weight, when you get good you'll be sweating from just one song, granted it may be an expensive diet (see below for cheaper ways to play)
DDR can be basically free: there are a number of projects dedicated to bringing DDR to the PC (Konami released a version...but it isn't better than some of the freely available ones). There is Dance With Intensity, Diet Diet Revolution, and my personal favorite (also a sourceforge project), Stepmania, www.stepmania.com [stepmania.com]. You can play with the keyboard, but chances are you don't want to burn fat from just your fingers. You can build a dance pad (you even get a fun hardware project doing this!), you can find links and help on the forums on www.ddrfreak.com [ddrfreak.com] - ddrfreak also provides a nice little script that will spit out all the steps for a song, and another script that shows all known machine locations in the US! If you are lazy (what?) you can buy Konamix (available at www.redoctane.com or Electronics Boutique, and some other places). It runs on a PS1, so you can use the ps2 to play it. You can get a very good (IMO) dance pad from www.redoctane.com [redoctane.com] for about $100, the ignition 2.0 pad is excellent. You can go with cheaper ones if you wish, but you'll be very frustrated when your skills improve, the mat sticks to your free, and you flop around like a fish out of water.
I know people who saw others playing DDR and thought it was easy, wow, you step on a little pad when an arrow hits the template...their views quickly changed when they played the game. For new players it can be very difficult, but once you are over that little peak you can really start to have fun. I enjoy the challenge of playing more difficult songs.
Re:DDR - God way to spend money (unlike whores) (Score:2)
You forgot some: ePSXe and other Playstation emulators.
Dance Dance Karmov! (Score:2)
Karnov.
Dancing.
More Dancin!
Repressed Homosexuality.
http://www.somethingawful.com/features/dancedan
Know your DDR opponents (Score:2)
Re:DDR (Score:2)
I'm not stuck up about it though. I know my troll could kick your troll's ass any day!