Classic Console TV Ads 290
superpenguin writes "Here is a site with some TV ads for classic computers/games systems like the Atari and Intellivision, as well as games for those systems. Find out whether Atari basketball or Intellivision basketball plays more like real basketball. Some real gems here. These ads are in Real Media format."
It's me! Mario! (Score:1)
Re:It's me! Mario! (Score:2, Informative)
Way of the Exploding Stick [beryllium.ca] - More fun that Mario Brothers
classic is relative (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:classic is relative (Score:1)
" Classic for me, born 4/17/79 is quite different than classic for someone else."
wowee me too 1979 born.. isnt it a *classic* coincidence!!!Re:classic is relative (Score:1)
Re:classic is relative (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:classic is relative (Score:2)
Also, before the Atari I had tons of fun on my Commodore Vic 20 writing stupid Basic Goto loops and playing games in the early 1980's when I was a kid. The Vic-20 had some cool games too.
Re:classic is relative (Score:3, Interesting)
I also remember making lineprinter banners of Snoopy, Neil Armstrong's Moon photo, playing "Civil", a civil war stimulator on an HP3000 timesharing system, and hand-typing program listings from "Creative Computing" into my Apple ][.
An I'm only 35!
Re:classic is relative (Score:3, Interesting)
Dave Ahl! Creator of Hunt the Wumpus, publisher of Creative Computing and printer of that damn Nuclear Reactor simulator for the PET in every single BASIC computer listings book. (And I can connect with those memories - I spent time with a Nybble magazine and my Apple ][ as well).
Whatever happened to him? A google search doesn't turn him up. Also who was the guy (Landstrom, Langford?) who did the insane postscript coding - raw programs in postscript to generate fractals and the like. He advocated selfpublishing, and I have one of his books in storage somewhere.
Heh. I'll stop now - this story is already flooded with "Remember..." posts. Good to see there are some other people out there on Slashdot from the dawn of the PC (back before that meant "IBM PC"), and who remember timesharing systems.
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Evan
Re:classic is relative (Score:2)
I wonder why he left the computer arena and moved to being a financial planner.
Fairchild (Score:2)
NES? Try Xeons... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:classic is relative (Score:2)
And you would be incorrect. Classic starts with PONG, and goes up from there.
Re:classic is relative (Score:2)
Classics for console systems is 1977-1984, give or take a year or two. Everything since then is icing on the cake. If you didn't experience the classics at that time, you missed out. Blame your parents for being too busy doing drugs or planning their careers to have kids and prevented you from being born at the right time to enjoy the new age of gaming consoles.
Screw all the snot nosed brats that downplay the classics for what's out now. What do you think you'd be doing now if the classics weren't doing what they were doing then.
<REALITY CHECK>
Oh my... I'm beginning to sound like my parents.... I'll just go back to eating my oat bran cereal now
</REALITY CHECK>
Re:classic is relative (Score:2)
Heh heh, can't remember the syntax anymore.
LOAD "game"
Press play on the cassette.
Wait 20 minutes for the game to load off tape.
Play for hours until the power supply overheated or the joystick broke.
The 1541 floppy was a godsend when I could finally afford one!
These ads are in Real Media format (Score:1, Informative)
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:1, Informative)
mpg would be best
at least avi or wmf viewers are free (and not crap)
quicktime bites my ass because of stupid-apple-lame-ass-programmers make the free version laggy & crappy... but still better than realmedia
postage size video & tinny audio, was shit in '96, and is shit now.
I wish they had gone bankrupt a long time ago... there time is past due.
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:2)
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:2)
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:2)
Would you like some cheese to go along with your whine? Crikey, they warned you about the realmedia in the blurb! If you really care, stop being such a little girl and find the nearest loser with a box that can play the video. Alternatively, you could just use your imagination and pretend you watched the video; by this time tomorrow, you won't know the difference. Or you could just suck it up and keep quiet.
Yes, this is a flame, feel free to mod me down, but you have to admit the original poster isn't being very proactive. (The irony that I'm whining about someone else whining isn't lost on me, either, but what the hell...)
Re:These ads are in Real Media format (Score:2)
Remember, we all love CHOICE at Slashdot!
Here's some more retro ads (Score:5, Interesting)
Commodore Billboard [commodorebillboard.com]
Re:Here's some more retro ads (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Here's some more retro ads (Score:2)
I love that ad, it's pure 80's!
BTW, I own 2 of those SX-64 computers, they're grreat!
I owned one. (Score:2)
It's too bad it's so damn heavy -- the SX-64 is portable in the roughly same way that a cement block is portable. You could probably kill someone by swinging an SX-64 at their head. Also, don't forget your extension cord because the SX-64 never heard of batteries, and the cord that comes with it is about as long as your arm..
But you can play an aracde perfect game of Ms. Pac Man or Donkey Kong on it, check your e-mail, write a paper, surf the web [armory.com], watch some fantastic demos, and crank up the SID chip music. It's hardc0re.
I think it's time for me to buy another one.
Re:Here's some more retro ads (Score:2)
I have several pieces of old hardware. I have a KayPro that looks like the giant cousin of that 64 Executive. If you want to find old hardware, ebay (if you have the cash) and Goodwill (if you have the time) are the best places.
-B
Time! (Score:3, Funny)
I lived in England when the first Nintendo hit the market, and I begged and begged my parents to buy me one. They finally did, on my first birthday in the United States, in 1989.
What's interesting about this, though, is that I didn't quite understand the concept of a console game system. I even asked my mother where the coin slot on the Nintendo was, as embarassing as that seems, now. I guess I was quite a confused child.
Re:Time! (Score:1)
Heh. It was my sixth, actually.
Re:Time! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Time! (Score:2)
You think those are bad... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm not sure which is worse, the lyrics - or that nerdy looking rapping blonde kid.
Re:You think those are bad... (Score:2)
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Evan
Re:And if you think THAT'S bad... (Score:2)
Computers used to be exciting... (Score:2)
Seeing those old ads reminds me of how exciting computers used to be. Perhaps it's just because I'm old. Do kids still get a kick out of looking at screenshots of the latest games? I bet they don't care much about stuff like screen resolution and amount of RAM anymore - that stuff isn't so relevant anymore.
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:1)
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:2)
I played CGA solitaire and gin games. I played monochrome adventure games. I was ecstatic about switching to VGA from EGA. My first modem was older than the majority of the current Slashdot readers.
This sort of thing doesn't happen anymore, as far as I can tell. Pretty graphics are a given, and sound is no longer optional; nor is it done with beeps or even MIDI.
I miss the days of waiting for the Next Big Thing or the next Duke Nukem or for the Police Quest III strategy guide to hit the shelves.
I'm also rather disappointed that I didn't keep my 386 and 486 around for, if nothing else, posterity. I've got a Pentium 133 in the corner, serving as a router, but I do miss old technology and the surrealistic feeling of power it could give, a mere ten years ago.
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:2, Interesting)
No longer is it "Hey, they mad the NES say 'IM BAD' using nothing but beeps and tones!!!" ala "Bad Dudes". Now it's "Wow, the soundtrack to this game rocks. Music is top notch, etc, etc..." Ever watch a movie? Ever thought "The soundtrack to this film is great." Same thing with modern games.
Graphics, however are not at that nearly 100% realistic level yet. The Final Fantasy movie came damn close, but it's still not there. And no games produce that kind of quality in real time yet anyway. So, yes, it's very possible to get excited about graphics of a new game the same way we did in moving from Super Mario Bros to SMB 2 or 3, or NES to SNES, or MIDI to Sound Blaster(TM). I stil remember the first time I played Doom with a sound card. WAY diffrent experience! Now there are games like Thief that are so sound centric, that it's unplayable without sound.
But aren't we missing the big picture?
Citizen Kubuto looked great, but what about gameplay?
I'd rather play Super Mario Bros. 3.
It's more FUN (to me at leat). It's got better game play. New games aren't all devoid of great gameplay (Half-Life, Max Payne, Starcraft, Super Smash Bros Mele, and the Grand Theft Auto series come to mind...)
These days the next big thing can very well be a great new way of using the game to tell the story (Wing Commander did this, and so did Half-Life (Think about it, what other game never leaves the 1st person perspective even for a one second cut scene, ever?)) Or the next big thing can be a gimick like Bullet Time in Max Payne. Or it can just be a georgous new rehash of an older saga, like Metroid Prime. On the surface, it's just a FPS, in the Metroid universe. the graphics are georgous, but are they more or less so than Return To Castle Wolenstein, or Alien Vs. Predator 2? I dunno. Hard to say. But Metroid Prime certainly has me excited. I can't wait to delve into another chapter of Samus' adventure. We shall see how well a side scroller like Metroid translates to an FPS.
For further reading, may I suggest you play any of the Donkey Kong Country series on the SNES. Pay close attention to Cranky Kong [overclocked.org]. You'd like him. ( ;
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:3, Funny)
What's to miss? We're still waiting for the next Duke Nukem [3drealms.com] ; )
-A
Nope (Score:2)
The last time I was wowed by anything of that sort was when I plugged a Playstation 2 into a 5' wide HDTV and fired up Gran Turismo 3 on a 16x9 screen aspect ratio. From about 8 feet away from the screen, it doesn't look pixellated anymore, whereas a console sending out a standard TV signal looks terrible on a screen that large, let alone the distortion from the wider screen.
Other than that, I am starting to get the feeling that the biggest limit on what games can do nowadays isn't what the hardware they are being run on is capable of, whether it is a console or some gee-whiz computer with some overclocked GeForce card with Peltier cooling. It seems to me that the limiting factor is more how much time the artists on a game's production team can afford to put into the models - going back to games like GT3 and GTA3, it looks like the polygon count on any one screen is oftentimes well below the capability of the hardware.
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:2)
Becuase it was a brave new world, brother (Score:2)
actually, I'm not going back far enough- from the 50s and 60's computers were the enemy- the mechanization and resultant dehumanization was the constant theme played into the ground. 2001, Colossus the forbin project, etc. etc. "computers are evil becuase they can destroy you" - then there was a switch to the thinking that "well, they're dangerous, but thats becuase they're powerful..." and that is what I am a product of.
So my childhood was filled with the movies "war games", "tron", "wierd science" (oh yeah, my parents tried to instill a sense of "culture", but all that crap went in one ear and out the other)
Now I'm sure this can be related to the first time you had a computer go "on line" not necessarily internet, but through a modem to a local bbs. It was empowerment. There were others out there who had the knowledge and there was plenty for the taking. Everything from computer hacks, to zero-day warez, to Ann-R-Key (say it real fast) files, this was the final step.
And in the background of my mind I knew that all the pieces of the recipe were in place, and the new revolution was just an arms length away. It was the future, and it was dying to be discovered.
yes friends, it was pr0n.
(oh-kay, ignore that last line. But you know what I mean!)
Re:Computers used to be exciting... (Score:2)
I was just wowing over screenshots just this morning... I will likely play games until I am very old. I cant wait to see what they are like when I am 50....
but I dont really pay attention to hardware as much as I used to. one, because I quit being an IT manager - and two, because things are faster, cheaper, better all the time. The only thing i marvel at is looking at what i paid for parts - then seeing what you get for the same - or less these days.
In '96 I built a dual 266 PII system. Each Processor was $750.00. Do you have any idea of the system you can get for $750 these days!.
I guess I finally understand the old addage: "When I was your age......"
when my kids (I dont have any yet) are my age, computers will be seamlessly integrated into thier surroundings. they will likely be a sloid cube of chip that contains every component a "modern" machine has in about 1 cubic inch - and will just be replaced rather cheaply when you find the need to upgrade.
NES commercials (Score:2)
mplayer (Score:1, Informative)
mplayer - http://www.mplayerhq.hu
Get the Realplayer codecs from a RA player, and use mplayer instead.
(aa du är instead)
Brings back memories... (Score:1)
Interesting to look back... (Score:1)
It would be great to see some foreign versions of the same products to be able to compare side by side!
Check out these also (Score:4, Informative)
Activision ICE Hockey (Score:1)
Play them in Greece (Score:1)
Let me tell you... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Let me tell you... (Score:2)
Triv
Only 18 (Score:1)
However, we always had a computer in the top half of the performance curve.
Bandwidth of the Gods! (Score:2)
HA! (Score:1)
Re:Bandwidth of the Gods! (Score:2)
Wow... (Score:2)
I found it! (Score:2)
I found the Real Player 8 download on their site instead of the RealOne Crap
Real Player 8 [newaol.com]
Re:I found it! (Score:2)
Re:I found it! (Score:2)
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\C
Key Name: TkBellExe
Value: C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\evntsvc.exe -osboot
And then delete evntsvc.exe, RealOne won't complain, but like I said I replaced mine with a non-spyware version I compiled myself.
Re:I found it! (Score:2)
Re:I found it! (Score:2)
Or go here [real.com] for other versions, and fill in some bogus information.
(NOTE: Just because I posted this does NOT mean I don't want Real to rot in hell. Thank you.)
Re:I found it! (Score:2)
spent about 5 minutes scanning Real's download
page trying to find something other than RealOne, nope, didn't find Realplayer 8. Went to www.download.com, looked up realplayer 8, found it, clicked the download link..AGGGHHH! The SAME RealOne splattered page comes up again that i just viewed just a moment ago.
Eventually I found it too, but thanks for the link nonetheless.
Getting a piece of "free" software shouldn't be so hard to find. Under different circumstances i'd attribute it to an easter egg hunt.
E.T. (Score:1)
That being said, I have to rather embarisingly admit to enjoying that game as a kid. And at least it taught our generation an important lesson about wells! One which I note the children of the nes age didn't pay as much heed to.
Re:E.T. (Score:2)
Of course I haven't falling into a hole yet, cause even time I see one, I stretch my neck while standing next to it, but I don't see a flashing light come from the hole, so I just stay out.
Re:E.T. (Score:2)
There's some revisionist plot, I am convinced, to label ET as the "worst video game ever", and "the game that killed Atari". Most people who prattle this off on the net are under 20, so they clearly weren't around when it came out. It was a fun game. Not the best game ever, and it was derivative of the better (imo) Superman, but it certainly had plenty of fans.
And at least it taught our generation an important lesson about wells! One which I note the children of the nes age didn't pay as much heed to.
It'll be a few years before there is another good "don't fall in ditches" edutainment presented to kids. It runs in 30 year cycles - Timmy always getting rescued by Lassie, ET stretching his neck to float, and soon... who knows? The incipent arrival of a new antiditch educational program was presaged by Dawn's comment in BtVS: "What if they're all in a ditch somewhere? Ditches are bad. Mom always used to talk about the ditches"...
Ghods, I need coffee...
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Evan
Re:E.T. (Score:2)
I'm 29 now and played E.T. on the Atari when I was a kid. IMHO, it was crap then and it's crap now. My cousin, on the other hand, loved it. So whether it is a good game or not is subjective.
But it is a fact that millions of copies of E.T. were buried in the Arizona desert because they could not be sold. In fact, Atari first paid way WAY too much for video game rights to the title, then actually produced more copies of the game than there were Atari systems in existence at the time. Too bad they didn't put that kind of effort into the gameplay. And that is what really contributed to the failure of Atari as a company: they stopped making great games.
Their half-assed port of Pac-Man, the E.T. debacle, and a dozen other crap games reveal what must have been serious management problems. In that light, games like E.T. were the symptom, not the disease itself.
Re:E.T. (Score:2)
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Evan
Japanese commercials? (Score:2, Offtopic)
Does anyone know where I can download some of these? I would particularly like to see the Japanese ad for Tactics Ogre: Knights Of Lodis on GBA.
Because the link is damned impossible to find... (Score:3, Informative)
Real Media? (Score:2, Troll)
That really pisses me off. Why do videos have to be saved in Real Media format? What's wrong with MPEG? Perhaps I don't want to install RealPlayer on my system?
I know it might make sense if you're encoding and streaming, but think of your public. I won't let RealPlayer anywhere near my Win32 system (hey, I'm at work... :-P) because it screws up all the file associations...
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
Real Media format makes sense for the people who are still on 56k (still the vast majority of computer users). MPEG really requires quite high bandwidth to be useful.
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
You know, you don't have a god-granted right to look at other people's work. If it's easier for them to publish in Real format, that's their right to publish in the format that they choose. I just wish these format-snobs would get it into their heads that the world wasn't invented for their personal conveniences.
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
I've yet to see any evidence that the "proprietary-ness" of a format makes any difference to its market share [com.com]. Real and Windows Media are by far the most popular formats according to that article.
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
From the cited article:
One presumes that this includes MPEG video as well.
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
Agreed, but there are still an awful lot of RealPlayer's installed.
illogical? (Score:2)
I'm sure they care who sees the videos, if not then they wouldn't be offering them at all.
I took the time to explore the site, appariently it's a one-man operation. Which is pretty impressive given the quality of the site. I'd encourge donations to keep him afloat, as he politely asked for on his main page.
So case in point: He cares enough to post them for the public to look at. So he doesn't put them up in Quicktime, .MPG, .ASF, or whatever flavor of encoding *YOU* prefer. At least he did it.
It seems like he was trying to cater to low-bandwidth dial-up users. And this is a good thing to me (i'm on cable) because there are alot of people still on dialup, and i know how it feels when i was on dialup.
It is *logical* for the webmaster. It saves him time to get the commercials in various formats, it saves him bandwidth, while at the same time providing something that many consider interesting.
I'm not trying to rag here, but really it isn't as bad as you make it out to be.
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
Thanks!
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
For me, the problems always occurred after installation...
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
Erm.. I haven't! :-)
Re:Real Media? (Score:2)
I've made my choice, and I suggest that you do the same.
My original point was that RealVideo is only supported by an extremly irritating piece of software, for which there is no alternative.
The merits of the file format itself in terms of compression and streaming ability are not in question -- they are deemed to be excellent by replies to this thread. However, the fact remains that this is a proprietary format, and therefore one is limited to the software used to display the encoded file.
Dallas (Score:2)
Awesome (Score:3, Insightful)
Thinly disguised advertising (Score:2, Funny)
I never considered Slashdot to be some pinnacle of jounalistic integrity, but come on, this is nothing more than a ploy to boost Atari's cartridge sales and edge out up-start Nintendo. That is so not rad, guys.
Coleco Adam (Score:2)
I never got one though
Re:Coleco Adam - awful (Score:2)
Ah yes, the home computer where the printer is a very necessary periphial, seeing as it contains the power supply for the entire computer!
Another fun fact of the Adam, is it's annoying tendancy to zap any tape left in the drive when powering up the computer. Remember kids, power up the computer, and then insert the operating system tape! :P
Baseball (Score:2, Funny)
In which version do they go on strike?
Re:Baseball (Score:2)
The commercial reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the family is watching a commercial for a soccer game: This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!
Wow! (Score:3, Insightful)
I learned BASIC on a Trash80. I had an Atari 2600 and later the Atari 800 computer and played Star Raiders thinking it was the bomb and remembering how it stayed in the top ten for Computer games sales forever. I played games that came on tape drives start the load and go to dinner and a movie (sorta like I do when I start a mozilla compile now).
My first PC was a 386SX (for SUX) and I remember when I first got online at my local BBS at 2400 baud thinking it was lightening fast.
I remember working of the Mac SEs in the education labs. So much good GUI sense in such a little package. A fully functional GUI OS on diskspace half of what some PDAs have now.
Jeez, I remember loading linux for the first time and I thought it was enough to have a quick machine with a Unix-like OS. I did not even care about the fancy desktops and GUI eyecandy.
Membrane keyboards & Timex Sinclair! (Score:2)
When I think "old computer" I think about the Atari 400 and that awful, awful Timex Sinclair thing that had membrane keyboards as opposed to keys that would actually move up and down! Of course, considering how many cookie crumbs and burrito bits are lying in the cracks of my keyboard right now, I guess I shouldn't be chuckling quite so hard...
The other thing that sticks out in my mind is daisy-wheel printers. Sure they were more expensive than the dot matrix printers and a hell of a lot slower, but you could actually read your printouts! What a novel idea! Man, I wanted a daisy-wheel printer so bad!
The Timex Sinclair is worthy of a post or two in itself! Not only was that keyboard a joke but the friggin' screeen would blink everytime you pressed a key because the memory couldn't handle the strain of adding another character to the display! One of my friends got one and we laughed at his sorry ass.
GMD
Bill Plympton (Score:2)
I own and Run the Site www.TheOldComputer.com (Score:5, Informative)
Those nutty commercials (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Those nutty commercials (Score:2)
If you really want embarassing retro (Score:2)
Be sure to check out pages one [abscape.org] and two [abscape.org] of the "Adventures of Atari" comic. Will Atari defeat the evil forces of Ninja-Endo? Stay tuned, kids!
How they did them (Score:2, Interesting)
There were long discusions about some fellow who developed a method of actually having someone stand in front of a TV and talk about a game being played in the backround. IIRC it was something similar to the 'blue screen' used in movies and newscasts...big stuff in early eighties!
Re:Mostly this reminds me.... (Score:2)
In this case, I don't think it's Real Player that's entirely at fault, or the Real Media format in general. These look like digitized videos of low-quality VHS recordings from back in the day.
I think you're going to have a hard time getting a good rendition no matter which format you choose.
Re:Atari 2600s (Score:2)
I wonder if the 2600 can play fixed point OGG?
I wonder if the 2600 can play fixed Point OGG?
I wonder if the 2600 can play Fixed point OGG Vorbis?
I wonder if the Atari 2600 can play fixed point OGG?
Sorry, I got the c-taco repost virus.
Re:why RM format? (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=39317&thresho