Ain't It Cool Announces Game Site 228
Remik writes "Harry and the folks over at Ain't It Cool News are looking to do for video games what they've already done for cinema. The announcement is not exactly well received by Gabe and Tycho at Penny Arcade. Great, another place to go complain about Duke Nukem not being out yet." AIC has been a neat site for movies, it'll be interesting to see how well their expertise extends to games.
AICN + Bandwidth (Score:3, Funny)
This is great. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is great. (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm sure they will also post poorly-written reviews that only express polar extremes (either "it gave meaning to my life" or "the producer should be gang-raped and murdered"). They will also say "fuck" a lot because they think it makes them "edgy."
Also, look for Harry cameos in the shittiest of shitty low-budget games, followed by Harry ripping the movie in his review to show how much integrity he has.
Oh, and "spoilers" for the more popular game franchises. Now you can be the first to know what the ending cut-scene movie for "Grand Theft Auto 5" is going to look like. Whee!
Re:This is great. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is great. (Score:2)
I agree, that's about the most daming praise I could imagine.
woo! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:woo! (Score:3, Funny)
woo!!!
That's exactly what's been lacking in the industry!!! a video game site with 84 pt fonts!!!
Re:woo! (Score:5, Funny)
You see, for your post to have been funny, it would have had to use, as the originator said, "84 pt fonts!!!". He was not slyly mocking the use of bold and italic highlights, but AICN's use of very large font sizes.
So, in conclusion, I don't think your post succeeds at "jumping on the bandwagon" of the originator while working through the constraints of /.'s allowable HTML tags. Good effort, though.
Re:woo! (Score:2)
Like Fat Babies then? (Score:5, Informative)
Some competition for Fat Babies [fatbabies.com] then...
Re:Moderators on crack. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Moderators on crack. (Score:1)
AICN is crap. (Score:5, Interesting)
Or am I the only one who remembers the infamous "Meesa love [Jar Jar]" review?
Re:AICN is crap. (Score:4, Funny)
Their reviews are now almost as bad as their site layout.
Hello AICN? 1994 called and they want their site design back.
Re:AICN is crap. (Score:5, Insightful)
Not to mention that the site was completely unreadable. I've seen some very simple, elegant sites, but AICN was NOT one of them!
still, somebody got very famous from it
Re:AICN is crap. (Score:1, Informative)
A fat slob of a geek did get famous for his small web site that became much bigger than he had ever hoped... but his name is Matt Drudge, not Harry Knowles.
Re:AICN is crap!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently... (Score:2)
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.
Now when the "Duplicate Story" filter is added we might have something here..
There's already a superior choice... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:There's already a superior choice... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:There's already a superior choice... (Score:4, Informative)
The game reviews tend to be a bit flat, but the size of the content is fantastic and it's updated every day.
Re:There's already a superior choice... (Score:2)
Screw the movie scoops - I want TV scoops!
I think it will be a good site. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:2)
<DOBBY MODE>
Must not talk badly about everquest.
Hitting self repeatedly in head
</DOBY MODE>
Sony & Verant would never do something like that. They are good!
Please mr. Everquest man, he didn't mean it, don't take my account away!
(Nonsense rants from an everquest addict)
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:1)
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:2)
Well, it is, if you keep in mind that sliced bread really isn't all that great.
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:1)
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:4, Insightful)
Aside from adventures in idiocy, I discovered something. Among the many e-mails with poor spelling and what I can only assume to be truly extraterrestrial dialects, there were a few people who applauded my review. (They then spent months e-mailing me about stuff. Including one guy whom I had a few good discussions with about classic gaming.)
People want real reviews. They're tired of the turds that float on the current gaming sites. Present day reviews tend to either insist a game will give you real live orgasms, or they complain that a game 'sucks' because 'it isn't like (insert favorite game here)'.
Reviewers, get your acts together. Tell us *why* you think it sucks. Give facts to back up your arguments. Sure, give us the good along with the bad, but for the love of Bob, don't be afraid to say, "This game is possibly the worst piece of software ever written. Small children would flee in horror from it, while their mothers would weep pitifully." Again, just tell us *why* you think that.
(No one likes, 'omg this game iz teh sux cuz i r stupid idiot hoo didnt read da manyel 'n i culdnt figgur out how 2 launch teh sooper mega explozion atak!!!')
Re:I think it will be a good site. (Score:2)
Site design (Score:2)
Re:Site design (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Site design (Score:2)
Schh ! It was Harry who did it, 10 years ago !
Excellent (Score:5, Funny)
some thoughts (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:some thoughts (Score:2, Informative)
They do? Yes, I've heard that the gross for games sold exceeded box-office by a piddly amount (well, piddly in comparison, something like 7.6 billion vs. 7.7), but that doesn't include rentals, home DVD/VHS releases or overseas. The total isn't even close, not yet anyway...
Re:some thoughts (Score:5, Informative)
This is widely reported... and wrong. Yes, the entire game industry pulls in more than the theater BOX OFFICE of the movie industry. Meaning.... if you don't include video rentals, video sales, pay-per-view and cable fees for showing movies. Also the 'game industry' numbers include sales of console hardware (the actual XBOX, PS2, GCN, GBA, etc sales) whereas the movie industry does NOT include sales of movie-related consumer electronics (DVD players, VCRs, etc).
Just sayin'
I hate to say it but... (Score:5, Interesting)
Then I think I can do the same with a site devoted to video games so I can get all my games free without needing to download them from warez sites...
Somewhere along the lines I think they have lost thier original mission and are now out for themselves and not the fans. Besides do we really need ANOTHER website devoted to video games?
Re:I hate to say it but... (Score:2, Interesting)
I rarely ever visit AIC due to thier biasness and terrible layout. Hell, I rarely visit PC game sites either, I still prefer the age old hard copy magazine format. No mater what we do though there will always be biasness in the reviews. I really think this is a bad move on the part of AIC it just seems like they are youing thier name and capital to get more free stuff. Shame.
Porting sites to encompass video games (Score:2)
To paraphrase "Movie Poop Shoot" (Score:2, Funny)
Penny Arcade is the worst comic I ever read. Tycho and Gabe are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Tycho and Gabe. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
P.S. Please, please let there be some Kevin Smith fans amoung the moderators.
AIC (Score:1)
AICN (Score:5, Insightful)
That, and the fact that it's perhaps the ugliest "popular" site on the Internet. From the lovely "baby poop brown" color scheme, to the 800 pt. Ariel font used whenever Harry speaks. It just screams "hype".
AICN is the movie industry equivilent of the game-review/preview genre: Sellouts with no journalistic intergrity, who are just looking to keep the free "exclusives" flowing by pumping out as many hyped-up positive reviews as possible. And now, what do you know! AICN is actually moving into the game-review/preview genre!
Lowest on the chain? (Score:3, Funny)
They may be 14-year-old AOL girls, but they're GIRLS. That gives you bonus points in the "chain", if I recall correctly.
Journalistic Integrity (Score:5, Interesting)
I guess I have to share Gabe & Tycho's reaction: no, it ain't cool.
WHO CARES!?! -- Slashdot's jumped the shark... (Score:4, Insightful)
What about Slammer?
What about Gates announcement today promising to do something about security... now... really...
What about Kasparov beating Big Blue 2?
What about Gates giving a paltry 200 million to "cure" diseases for the poor? (Don't look at that Slammer worm... lookee here)
I mean, c'mon... what's the purpose of forwarding an announcement that AICN is going to review games!? Trolling for advertising revenue again? Hoping to get the movie studios to advertise here? Why not start a movie review section on Slashdot?!?
Re:WHO CARES!?! -- Slashdot's jumped the shark... (Score:2)
I want the boner that came up with "jumped the shark" dead.
Yeah, what about them? (Score:3, Informative)
MS SQL Slammer story [slashdot.org] (posted Saturday)
Your rant would be more credible if you gave any evidence you actually read Slashdot or were paying any attention at all.
Re:WHO CARES!?! -- Slashdot's jumped the shark... (Score:2)
Maybe they hate it as much as everyone else seems to, and were just hoping to slashdot the site?
AICG (Score:5, Funny)
"GUESS WHAT? DAIKATANA 2 IS IN THE MAKING. I CHECKED IT OUT AND IT'S BAD-ASS!"
*shudder*
GamezCore.com already is the /. of Video Games (Score:1, Interesting)
Sorry to say this but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sorry to say this but... (Score:2)
You mean like exceedingly wealthy stuck-up, self-important assholes? I dunno if I want that label. Except for maybe the wealthy part.
-JC
Another informative web site (Score:2, Informative)
Fantastic (Score:1)
This will work (Score:5, Insightful)
Moreover, I don't want to spoil movies before I see them. But when it comes to inside info on games, I do want to know some things ahead of time. With the way game development schedules are often stretched to infinity, with no word to the anxious public, it'll be nice to have developers tattling on their tight lipped bosses. I mean, when can I expect the sequel to my favorite game (H&D)? I may want to pick the right moment close to its release to purchase a new $1500 machine. That's not something I'll do for the movies, and I feel cheated everytime a company won't admit they're having problems.
Tribes 2 came out way before it was ready (stable, fast, fun). I guess the market taught them a lesson in the end, but had the discord among the developers been more public, management wouldn't have tried to ship a broken game.
Slimey Drudge? LOL (Score:2)
And screw Dynamix. Tribes 2 pissed me off for exactly the reason you described. Those 'Unhandled Exception' bugs pissed me off so much I cracked the disk and it'll be a frosty game in hell before I run right out and get another Dynamix product without INTENSE scrutiny.
Re:Slimey Drudge? LOL (Score:2)
Dynamix was not at fault for Tribes 2 sucking. They made a great game, even if it wasn't great until 6 months after it was released. Sierra's management pushed it out the door early despite the waving arms and plank walking of most of the developers.
Re:Slimey Drudge? LOL (Score:2)
No thank you! (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean I can expect reviews that are 90% about the reviewer's long melodramatic anticipation of a game, how he feels about his chair and how the controller he is using brings back memories of his childhood?
Just like Penny-Arcade said... (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm. (Score:1)
Is CowboyNeal feeling OK? One wonders WHAT IS HE THINKING? I would hesitate to say that AIC has ANY expertise...
Well the reason (Score:5, Insightful)
All the First Post L337 d00dz messages don't sink like a stone like they do here.
Re:Well the reason (Score:2)
aicn needs to have threading and moderation. Then it'd be interesting to read a site that is not 1000 posts in no particular order, but rather threads made up of 30-50 CONVERSATIONS!
Re:Well the reason (stampede of trolls) (Score:2)
At first I thought there would be a stampede of trolls from here to there so that they can post all their lame messages. Then I realized that if it weren't moderated, they wouldn't feel like they were rebelling, and the novelty would wear off. They wouldn't have a "cause" to fight against (evil admins).
Of course, how do you tell the trolls from the actual posters at AICN? I thought I remembered that site, it is the one that gave EpisodeI a good review. I knew then that I would never visit that site again.
Oh Great!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and not to mention selling out to promote a product.
Someone should do a parody site of AICN and call it Isn't it Cool. And run the same news Harry runs, but with corrected grammar, spelling, and a good design.
I'm sure it would be a hit.
Re:Oh Great!!! (Score:2)
I've already condensed all the useful information from AICN into an easily navigable site. Check it out here [about].
Uhm, Why? (Score:4, Insightful)
Can't exactly see him getting people pumped up about the next big game like he does movies either. What's next, Butt numb-a-thon includes a lan party for 24 hrs locked in a room? please.
AICN expertise?!?! (Score:2)
Even the articles they do post are generally slavish, bootlicking odes to bad film.
AICN isn't the first... (Score:2, Interesting)
Rottentomatos.com has been doing it for a little while now.
CowboyNeal & Harry Knowles: Separated at Birth (Score:4, Funny)
http://cowboyneal.org/Pater.jpg [cowboyneal.org]
http://www.jimcalagon.supanet.com/harryknowles1.j
Re:CowboyNeal & Harry Knowles: Separated at Bi (Score:2)
Someone clobber that idiot moderator with a clue-by-four!
Anyway, the Harry Knowles photo I posted seems the be slow to respond so take your pick of Harry here (ignoring the ones that are obviously not HK of AICN):
http://images.google.com/images?q=Harry+Knowles [google.com]
Re:CowboyNeal & Harry Knowles: Separated at Bi (Score:2)
Didn't Gamespy corner this market? (Score:5, Funny)
Fight!
So we can look forward to this? (Score:5, Funny)
- Harry
Hey there Harry-poo! I just got back from my latest underground venture into the Mordor that is EA Games. Cleverly dressing as a pizza delivery guy, I made my way into the bowels of their Manhattan offices. Man, you should SEE the computers they got in this place! I was only able to get a glimps, but some of the code on this one guys screen made it look like Madden 2004 will be AWSOME! And lots of the programmers were wearing red shirts - real fans of EA will know what THAT means! Well, off to dress up as a phone repair man for next week. Over and out!
so what? (Score:2, Offtopic)
Who cares? Should we stop making gaming sites because Gabe & Tycho at Penny Arcade might not like it? Come on.. who cares?
This sounds like petty high school behavior to me.
Enter: Another hangout for the fanboys (Score:5, Interesting)
SamusGrrl: Metroid Melee Fox rawkz!
Halo3l33t: OMG, If you're 12.
SamusGrrl: MS Gearbox is big. LOL.
The fact is that IGN is the best source of videogame news out there. Not only do they have an exceedingly well-designed (functional) site, but the editors are generally informed and objective.
It's worth the annual fee that IGN charges its "Insiders", in my opinion. Nowhere else on the web can you find such competent & comprehensive coverage of the video game world.
99% of the gaming sites out there are run by teenage fanboys who balk at competing systems & blindly praise the one they've chosen. While I welcome another gaming site, I'd be surprised if this brings anything new to the table.
Re:Enter: Another hangout for the fanboys (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Enter: Another hangout for the fanboys (Score:2)
Re:Enter: Another hangout for the fanboys (Score:2, Interesting)
Ads are an unfortunate reality in today's "for-profit" web sites. They're paying real editors, web developers & writers to come up with that content (and bandwidth!).
As far as the previews go, they're bound to be positive. The whole purpose of a preview is to find out the feature set & "cool tricks" that a game has to offer. Look at Superman for the Xbox; it looked fantastic in previews. It ended up being a terrible game, and was panned in the reviews because of it. I think you'd have a valid point if the site was heaping praise on terrible games, but they call it squarely 95% of the time.
Great, More Worthless Reviews (Score:2, Insightful)
Am I the only person here that thinks that Harry Knowles is a total raving fanboy with no journalistic integrity?
Re:Great, More Worthless Reviews (Score:2)
No you're not the only one. AICN is just utter fanboy wank of the worst order. I'm horrified that Knowles is now rearing his ugly head (literally. Big misshapen fat head with a very stupid looking straggly beard. Eeuwww!) in a film programme on Sky One. The adverts in which he appears make me dash for the remote before he pops up. A real face for radio and a voice for silent movies, that guy has. Sickening.
Ain't It Cool News? (Score:5, Funny)
My eyes! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Dear goddess, please don't do the same thing for games, please?
At first glance... (Score:2)
I can just see it now (Score:2)
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT a GREAT game. I have never seen something as COOL as this game. Blah blah blah side story blah blah blah obscure inside reference blah blah blah worship aforementioned product.
A life story with every review!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Begin template of AICN review page.
[Parameters: FONT_SIZE=WayTooLarge, FONT_COLOR=Garish, TONE=Mewling, UUT=(name of movie/videogame) under test, CONTRAST=Pure_Black&White]
[Insert boiler plate detailing pathetic life up until this point].
[Drop names of semi-famous person I once drooled over when I was swabbing floors at some store/theater/sex shop.]
[Mention UUT title for first time in 35 pages of text]
[If OPINION=POSITIVE Then
Else
End If
{Scatter random cusswords because people who swear incessantly are KULE!]
Toss in random digs against unrelated things]
End Template
wow, AICN innovation (Score:2)
How about someone just breaks down and makes... (Score:2)
I'm pessimistic (Score:2)
Even his aborted return (www.gaminggroove.com--which may still see the light of day) which would have nuked VE and Bluesnews (and the Shack), even with Billy's name attached (call him what you want, he had some pull and name recognition), was going through some problems.
I seriously doubt that the AICN dudes know what a mess they're getting into.
Dark Horizons (Score:2)
If you know of a better one. Post it so I can bookmark it.
Why? (Score:3, Informative)
not just the forums (Score:2, Interesting)
When they had their "Superman" script expose, did anyone notice how fast they got rid of their story and immediately became WB's bitch boy? Somebody said it earlier, the site is just a chance for their editors to get into the biz of writing scripts for major studios. One of their editors wrote a review, and in some supposedly 'scoop' another reviewer wrote how great the script will be (/is so far). Would you believe a guy who is reviewing movies from a movie studio, who is also trying to get in the business with that studio? Of course not... I don't think 1 thing will change.
I hope the gaming community ignores the new gaming site. We don't need a compromising fuck face who will back down at any sign of money being involved on a layout that will stay the same for 8 years (its called re-investing in your business, look into it).
MICROSOFT MAKES THE BESTEST PRODUCTS
SCOOP!!!: ORIGINAL N64 SUPERMAN REMADE ON XBOX: ITS NOW LIKE 10X BETTER THANKS TO THE SUPERIOR PEOPLE AT MICROSOFT!
Competition needed for gamespot. (Score:4, Interesting)
Gamespot has bought up most good game sites and closed them with a redirect to their page and then locked most of their content so only subscribers can see it, even screenshots that are just given to them by publishers. It's high time they had some competition, any competition even from ain't it cool news.
At first I disagreed with Penny Arcade... (Score:2)
Imagine, if RT had a game review site, or, really, meta-review site, you'd get a collection of reviews from a wide range of famous and obscure reviewers, along with links to official websites and freebie "trailers" and desktop pix, etc.
No reviewer would be ranked higher than any other, so the first-glance-trending would probably not be as skewed. It would give everyone more information in one location, and plenty of obscure reviewers would get their chances at many more eyeballs.
Speaking of movie sites, while RT has reviews, IMDB [imdb.com] is the place for more encyclopedic information. IMDB also has videogames on it, but that section is woefully underdone right now. If everyone would pick a game or two and double check the information, as well as link to FAQ sites as fan sites, it would become a lot more useful for game research needs. Submit some reviews, as well, and if you don't get what you want out of it, suggest ways to improve the site.
I don't subscribe to or work for either of these sites, but I do feel that if both of these were to jump with both feet into game reviews and information, we wouldn't have to hunt through as many different sources to start searching for infomation we need.
Re:At first I disagreed with Penny Arcade... (Score:4, Informative)
This exists already, and it's awesome [metacritic.com]
They do metareviewing of games and movies, and in my opinion it's one of the most useful sites on the net.
Re:At first I disagreed with Penny Arcade... (Score:2)
Re:At first I disagreed with Penny Arcade... (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/games/ [rottentomatoes.com]
I Hope (Score:3, Insightful)
(Yes you might say its MSIE thats bad as well, but it is the standard)
Harry Knowles = CowboyNeal. Evidence is here.. (Score:2)
They're bloody identical twins!
Re:but can you really spy on the game industry? (Score:2)
The leaks will come from... (Score:2)