

Pyromaniac Cosplay 196
mani writes "This is truly taking cosplay to the next level. Not only are they dressing and acting out characters from SNK/Playmore's King of Fighters series, but using actual fire to truly simulate the 2d fighting experience. Pictures and video included. Warning: site is most definately not in english."
What exactly is cosplay? (Score:1)
Re:What exactly is cosplay? (Score:1)
There are of course some people who take it a little far.
Re:What exactly is cosplay? (Score:4, Funny)
And with NO PANTS.
Curse this 2000's surveillance technology!
Re:What exactly is cosplay? (Score:1)
Re:What exactly is cosplay? (Score:5, Informative)
It doesn't necessarily mean you have a "fetish" (depending on what you mean with that term) but people who practice cosplay do enjoy costumes.
Oh, but it not being in English... (Score:5, Funny)
in English (Score:2)
Re:in English (Score:2)
Thanks a lot, Sheenmaster.
Re:in English (Score:1)
Re:in English (Score:2)
I'd suggest a phrase such as "enlève ta croute que je swingue dans l'pus."
-Brett
Re:in English (Score:2)
Re:in English (Score:2)
Loosely: Flip around and I'll stick it in the...(something).
Of course, meant to be said in an outrageously lecherous French style.
-Brett
Re:in English (Score:2)
What are they going to do, surrender?
Re:in English (Score:1, Offtopic)
why don't you just invade the entire world?
o wait... you're already doing that
Re:in English (Score:2)
Re:in English (Score:2)
Re:in English (Score:2)
Residing in Canada, it doesn't make much sense to me - I know Harry Harrison is fond of it, but otherwise...
As boring as it is, English will probably win-out by way of mass-media exposure.
Hopefully Japanese will come in 2nd, because it sounds nicer than the alternative (Chinese dialects)
Esperanto != Español (Score:2, Informative)
I've never discovered the reason why Esperanto is supposed to be so good. I have a suspicion it's based soley on Mexico's proximity to the US. For countries with few spanish speakers, it doesn't make much sense at all...
You're confusing Esperanto with Español, the language of Mexico and Latin America (excluding Brazil). Esperanto [esperanto.net] is based on a mixture of several Western and Eastern European languages. Think Italian mixed with Polish mixed with the agglutinative structure of languages such as Finnish, Japanese, or Turkish.
Re:Esperanto != Español (Score:2)
However, a film was made entirely in Esperanto in 1965 starring none other than William Shatner. I belive it was called "Incubus".
Props to Shatner learning all those lines practically like rote.
Re:in English (Score:2)
It has nothing to do with Spanish.
Re:in English (Score:1)
I wonder how so many Americans can still believe that Babelfish is capable of translating anything more complicated than 'good morning'. Of course, people who are not aware of the actual quality of the babelfishations typically don't speak any foreign language, but I don't think this is true in case of SHEENmaster. I'd rather guess for him even English is kind of a foreign language.
Anyway, the practice of giving a babelfished link with the comment 'here's the translation' is just plain stupid. Of course, if it's a language you don't know at all, Babelfish can give you hints about a site's contents and often even reveal details of what is being said. When you try to write a few sentences in a language you know a little, entering them into Babelfish can give you some clues as to wheter their spelling and grammar is correct (e.g., does it convert back into English?). But translate it does most definitely not.
One more thing I'd like to mention: This is utter bullshit, it's like saying your MacDonalds burger tastes strange because you paid it in Yen. If something is in English, it's in English. There's no accent and nothing weird. Otherwise, it hasn't been properly translated.
Now do yourself a favor and learn a foreign language; even basic Esperanto knowledge will make you smarter.
Babel Fish is laying Yakov easter eggs (Score:1)
Chief editor: Because, so it is to say, mountain wooden you.
"In Soviet Russia, mountain wooden YOU!"
OK, who slipped a Yakov Smirnoff [slashdot.org] easter egg into Altavista's Babel Fish?
Otherwise, it hasn't been properly translated.
You compare translation to paying for McDonald's food in another currency. But because most individuals can't afford to have proper translations produced, comparing proper translations to Babel Fish is more like comparing a dinner at a high-class restaurant to a McDonald's Extra Value Meal.
because McDonalds sucks (Score:2)
Does anyone really believe that being able to say "Tu est sourd-muet." makes me smarter? If not for my foreign language requirements I could be learning something more valuable during fourth period(; highly unlikely considering how much my school sucks.)
Re:in English (Score:1)
Toki Pona (Score:1)
why the hell can't the entire world switch to English(first choice) or Esperanto
Because even Esperanto is more complicated than Toki Pona [tokipona.org], which manages to say almost everything with only 120 words.
Re:in English (Score:1)
anataganihongowonomikomimasu.
Re:in English (Score:2)
(or "Babelfish isn't actually very clever at translation for anything complex." when translated from Enlgish to Japanese and back to English again by the fish.)
If you rely on babelfish, everything written in another language will sound odd.
Re:in English (Score:3, Funny)
Re:in English (Score:1)
Re:in English (Score:1)
Re:in English (Score:2)
Re:in English (Score:2)
What the hell kind of material do you want? We're talking about material like Shakesphere, know of him?
If you would like more information, any book on english liguistics will tell you more. I gave you a ref, I'm not about to type out reams of data to prove what any linguist knows.
hmm (Score:5, Funny)
Is
Re:hmm (Score:2)
Oh please, Tuxracer is easy...
Step 1: Find a penguin.
Step 2: Find a snow-covered hill.
Step 3: Throw pengiun down hill.
Disclaimer: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Disclaimer: (Score:1)
Re:Disclaimer: (Score:2)
Re:Disclaimer: (pic) (Score:3, Informative)
--naked [slashdot.org]
Re:Disclaimer: (pic) (Score:1)
Take caution (Score:1, Informative)
"Warning: site is most definately not in english."
Warning: post is most definitely not in English
For those who don't know (Score:5, Informative)
Re:For those who don't know (Score:1)
Re:For those who don't know (Score:1)
Re:For those who don't know (Score:2, Insightful)
However, I've never seen this stuff before so I'm guessing.
Cosplay (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Cosplay (Score:2)
That's just nuttier than raisin bread toast (speaking of which, now there's a two-dimensional entity I'd like to see emulated in costume - wink, wink).
Re:Cosplay (Score:1)
Sure "fire" way to land on the front page of \. (Score:5, Funny)
And setting the tires of my DeLorean on fire wasn't good enough?
What about setting children's balloons at the fair on fire and screaming "OH THE HUMANITY!"?
We laugh and ridicule the less intelligent members of society, then we reward them when their antics amuse us. Hell, works for me.
Re:Sure "fire" way to land on the front page of \. (Score:2)
You're right...you also have to dump some water on it to make a layer of ice. THEN you set the tires on fire. SHEESH
But seriously, when will somebody post pictures of cosplay of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
'pretty weak'? (Score:2)
If you're hoping to be rewarded, you'll need to come up with some significantly more amusing antics.
Re:'pretty weak'? (Score:1, Insightful)
WTF? (Score:1)
in case of slashdotting (Score:1, Funny)
ZR@-ØFÓ
err...
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.
HuH? (Score:2)
Not like that makes it comprehensible...
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? (Score:2, Funny)
But, seriously what are they thinking... "Let's set our arms on fire and fight with eachother to make it look like we are video game characters!!"
I don't even wanna go into the apparent obsession with tentacles and demonic monsters in their sexual fantasies....
Stupid (Score:5, Insightful)
wheres uncle darwin when we need him? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:wheres uncle darwin when we need him? (Score:1)
i don't know there are quite a few people throwing worse in the cause of humanity or fighting against evil...or for the sake of entertainment. hey, there's american idol for the lowest scratch on the IQ stick (MHO) I like to think of it as a metaphor for all the craziness that nature will weed out as biologically stupid.
Re:wheres uncle darwin when we need him? (Score:3, Informative)
Not English (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I am not sure about the site, but the post is inglesh, definately
Warning: (Score:4, Funny)
Poetry? (Score:5, Informative)
A burn slight to a face
Some hair burned.
A burn slight in both hands
A burn slight to the bosom
Both hands are burned.
Costume play clothes
Fire-resistant glove
Costume play clothes
Fire-resistant glove
Weak Moves (Score:2, Funny)
That's nothing. (Score:3, Funny)
Turning them back isn't so easy. Sigh.
Re:That's nothing. (Score:1)
That's nothing! After watching the starfighters on mst3k, I'm traumatised to the point where I shall build...a poopy suit of my very own! Fire throwing cosplayers, bah, you can swim in pools with a poopy suit! Heck, I could swim in puddles of people jello with the raw power of a poopy suit!
Hardsuit vs. Poopy Suit (Score:2)
Poopy Suit: Yes
Hardsuit: No (amniotic fluid)
Protection against environmental hazards (jello):
Poopy Suit: Yes
Hardsuit: Yes
Protection against environmental activists:
Poopy Suit: Yes
Hardsuit: No
(oh well)
Smell:
Hardsuit: Smells like latex, saran wrap, and WD-40
Poopy Suit: Smells like poop.
Style:
Poopy Suit: Makes me look bloated. Also, so late 80s.
Hardsuit: White looks good on me. Also, shows off my boobs.
Verdict: Hardsuit, 10 to 8.
Available now at Walmart, or your local mecha ops surplus store
Cosplay looks cool! (Score:1)
Re:Cosplay looks cool! (Score:1)
So, On the Page... (Score:1)
Here [tanteifile.com] is a particularly interesting one, which is followed by 1 [tanteifile.com], 2 [tanteifile.com], and 3 [tanteifile.com]. But naturally, they skipped the most interesting part of the screenshot, the opponent bursting into flames.
Water! Water! (Score:1)
Playing with fire (Score:1)
Words......fail me....... (Score:2)
Where did it all go so wrong......
Darwin isn't just rolling in his grave; hes shot the television, done a kilo of coke, and started a conga line with the girls from the strip club.
I mean come on. Do people really stop and say to each other:
Tatsuo!!
Yeah?
Mind if I throw some napalm/buring materials at your face?
Sure!!!! I've got the gasoline and styrofoam!
That's Nothing Part 2 (Score:2)
Ok, but what I really want to see is... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ok, but what I really want to see is... (Score:1)
Site explanation (Score:5, Informative)
In the first photos, you see these guys "Kyochin Yuzawa" and "Iorin Yamagi" facing off like their video game counterparts, Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami, respectively.
Kyo and Iori are fierce rivals, descendants of clans that have fought each other over the power of a god-like entity called Orochi (the Kusanagi to seal it, the Yagami to harness it).
In the game, choosing these two will produce the same taunt that's written below their pics: "Honou ga omae o yonderuze!" ("You called for this fire") says Kyo, "nara, moetsukiro, isagiyokuna!" ("Let's see if it's good enough") answers Iori.
The first animated GIF shows Kyo using his most powerful move (Orochinagi), which requires great reflexes and strategy to pull off and hit the enemy with it in the real game. Kyo executes it while shouting "kuraiyagaree!" (something along the lines as "take this!") and burn Iori.
The second GIF shows Iori performing his second most powerful move (Yaotome), Iori perfoms it while shouting "Raku ni shinenzo!", (something like "just die!") but they make fun when the flame comes short of reaching Kyo.
Then it begins to get weird. Kyo uses his second most powerful move (Mu Shiki), which has Kyo performing a series of flaming punches in the game. But this time, Iori actually blocks the punch (!) and counters it with his most powerful move (Saku Tsumagushi) in his greatest form, which ends with Iori pounding the opponent on the floor amidst purple flames.
But the funny thing is, Kyochin's hands were actually burning beyond the fireproof gloves, so he tries to put the fire off on the sea water, while he shouts "I'm gonna dieee!".
Re:Site explanation (Score:1)
Re:Site explanation (Score:1)
Remember we are dealing with slang japanese dialogue, it can't be accurately translated to ANY other language. So better luck to you next time on finding KOF FAQs on Google's "I'm feeling lucky" option.
Re:Site explanation (Score:1)
And I actually do speak japanese.
Love the last picture (Score:5, Funny)
Darwin potential.
Although it did not become the fatal wound, (Score:2)
Meaning is not recognized [altavista.com]
Hahahahoho -- fools! (Score:2)
Actual fire? (Score:1)
I'm Going To Sacrifice +2 Karma To Say This (Score:1, Flamebait)
This is quite possibly the most retarded, most loser-infested activity I have ever seen captured on film. Ever. Its like looking at Downs Syndrome porn. You don't know whether to laugh cuz they're retards or cry cuz they can breed.
Don't agree with me?
Well, guess what -- That means you're one of the losers i'm referring to. Work on it.
Re:I'm Going To Sacrifice +2 Karma To Say This (Score:1)
next step... (Score:3, Funny)
sheesh these guys are crazy! (Score:4, Informative)
what people would do for their 15 minutes of fame...
Re:sheesh these guys are crazy! (Score:1)
Re:sheesh these guys are crazy! (Score:1)
lfish translation (Score:1)
Re: lfish translation (Score:1)
Obligatory priceless post (Score:3, Funny)
Sewing supplies: $59
2 reams of polyester: $22
A gallon of kerosene: $8
The look on your buddy's face when all that cheap highly flammable polyester melts to your burning skin: priceless.
No, wrong, bad, stay away (Score:1)
We need another poll. Who would you NOT rather have as a roommate, a furry or a cosplayer?
I think the captions say it all... (Score:2)
Oh.. wait.. I probably should have installed the Japanese language pack for Mozilla, huh?
Re:I think the captions say it all... (Score:2)
Old news, CG! (Score:2)
This is nothing new. This looks like someone took normal photos and went nuts with the Fire filter in photoshop. Had these cosplayers actually been on fire, THEN that'd be something to post on slashdot...
Other people having fun burning things (Score:2)
Grand Flaming Marshmallow Balrog Contest [aintitcool.com]
At least it was only King of Fighters... (Score:1)
Re:WITHOUT the costume (Score:1)
Re:hahaha more (Score:1)
(But damn, the blonde is hot!)