The Fall Of Max Payne Announced 34
Thanks to an anonymous reader for pointing out Rockstar Games have announced Max Payne 2: The Fall Of Max Payne, the sequel to the third-person action title from Remedy Entertainment. The press release indicates the game will ship for PC this fall, but doesn't mention when the console versions will come out. This follows last year's announcement that 3D Realms/Apogee and Remedy had sold the intellectual property for Max Payne to Rockstar for around 35 million dollars in cash and shares, for those wondering which bottomless pit Duke Nukem Forever's development budget is coming from.
Out of the ashes a phoenix rises (Score:3, Funny)
I think the odds against this are staggering, since a game with 5 years of development is going to have higher expectations than anything up to but excluding Master of Orion 3.
Re:Out of the ashes a phoenix rises (Score:5, Funny)
Why did you have to bring up the painful memory of that horrendous failure of a computer game? I drove across the city at way illegal speeds to pick it up the second I found out a copy had hit the shelves. My disappointment still makes me growl at the box sitting on my shelf. I hate you. I hate all of you. Especially you, MOO3! I'll kill you! Gaaarg!
Excellent. (Score:2)
Re:Big deal (Score:4, Insightful)
Since you plug your site, I'll bite and give you my two cents. Why oh why do you focus on the negative aspects of everything you review? I mean, I understand the point of your site, but, frankly, after reading your comments on Ape Escape, Zelda and Max Payne, I am beginning to wonder if there is any game you do enjoy. Not meaning to offend there, just think you are far too unforgiving and that your levels are too high for what is, essentially, entertainment.
Re:Big deal (Score:4, Insightful)
Simple, really. There is far too much positive, childish, gushing praise for games already.
Since you now understand the tone of the site, you should read the writing there in that context. Just like when I read IGN or GameSpot...they give a game an 8.5, then I'm thinking to myself "Hm, good chance that that's an inflated score." See, for example, Tony Hawk 3 which got a 10 out of 10 on Gamespot. (As a counter argument, you could point out Ico, which earned an 8.5, a score that's far too low, really. See my Ico review for the biggest example of positive, childish, gushing praise on Curmudgeon.) So, knowing that we're going into a game with a critical eye, you should take that approach into account.
Besides, look at the positive comments that are in some of those reviews you point out. Ape Escape is most inventive platformer I've seen and I characterize it as "fun" and "cute". Does that mean it doesn't have flaws or that I should ignore them? No. Was I disappointed with the approach they took in the end to ramp up the difficulty? Yes. Shouldn't I mention that? Of course.
Same goes for Zelda, which makes me forget that I'm playing a game because it's so cleanly rendered. I also enjoyed the three main characters (Link, Aryll, Tetra) a good bit, and said so. In my update (forthcoming) I'll probably ramble on a good bit about just how Link is probably the cutest, most expressive character I've ever met in a game. Should I just forget the technical failings of the game, just because I like other parts? No, I shouldn't, and I won't. They're there just like the positive bits.
Finally, I can't think of anything redeeming to say about Max Payne other than "bullet time was fun". Sorry, but I feel it was a failure for a game, and enjoyed success simply because most people have low standards for story telling and FPS games.
Re:Big deal (Score:2)
I wouldn't have said anything, but you mentioned it twice, so I feel compelled to speak: Technically speaking, Max Payne isn't first-person; it's more of an over-the-shoulder game.
I'll agree with a lot of what you said about the game's shortcomings, but I chose to perceive a couple of them as a plus, in a kitsch-y sort of way. The mainstream is so full of sad attempts at noir these days, I can't help but be amused at a game that does it so badly. I choose to believe they're being deliberately tongue-in-che
Zing! Got me. (Score:1)
Thanks for correcting me.
Re:Big deal (Score:2)
I have only played one more fps game to the finish- Serious Sam 2 and it was just a mindless orgy of monsters raining down upon you.
After playing Serious Sam, I am very biased towards the human form. Monsters are actually very easy to integrate. Why are monsters monsters? Because they are evil. So? They have to be destroyed. It takes much more thought and finesse to use humans as enemies and weave a compelling story
Re:Big deal (Score:2)
Start reading Edge (Score:1)
Absolutely. If you read a gaming site, lots of games get good scores without being good games. Sometimes it's because the graphics are good, and sometimes it's just cool; but it's never got anything to do with the writers knowing anything about what makes a game good.
Here in Australia, we have one major multi-platform gaming magazine called Hyper, which is famous for giving every half-decent game a score of at least 80% and ev
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
I agree with what you say about Max Payne, but I must admit that I rather read such criticism inspite of it not being all that fair. I mean, if I hear someone praising the things I find interesting yet getting stuck mocking some aspects I couldn't care
Re:Big deal (Score:2)
If I remember correctly, those cheap bastards "hired" for free their friends and relatives as unpaid actors. The mean b**ch who is on top of the whole conspiracy in the game is a mother of one of the authors, and aptly named Alfred Wooden is someone's father. Indeed, their acting is both mean and wooden. If this won't be improved in MP2, guys won't see my hard-earned money.
Re:Big deal (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
If that's parody, my friend, then you've got some serious issues.
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
I think "satire" would be a more appropriate word choice. Series 7 [imdb.com] is a wonderful satire, but it's filled with all sorts of disturbing imagery.
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
I will, however, stay open to concrete evidence to the contrary. (By which I mean someone involved with the game backing up this claim that it's satire or parody.)
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
Well, I can't go so far as to claim that it was supposed to be satire. But I, for one, can't take it seriously.
I suppose one could make the argument that there's been so much bad noir in the past several years that the game designers think that's the way noir ought to be. I sincerely hope they aren't that clueless, though.
If only had they used Benny Hill music... (Score:1)
Look at the box art, I think what we have with Max Payne is an attempt to churn out noir from developers who speak English as a Second Language. Which is why they didn't think twice of putting dialogue like this out:Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devil's heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall.
Re:Big deal (Score:2)
To that end, see my challenge elsewhere in this thread. Find any interview or article which involves the creators of this game in which they talk about the writing as anything but serious terms. Several interviews talk about how "great" the story is and how much they worked on the story to tell a g
Moderators on crack (Score:1)
bad name (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:bad name (Score:1)
max payne2: the fall of max payne unites the xmen2: xmen united!
Of course it's redundant... (Score:1)
The redundancy in the name justs maintains the redundancy of the game.
Bullet time, quick save, bullet time, quick save, bullet time, game over, quick load, bullet time, quick save...
Just wait for Max Payne Revival: The Revival Of Max Payne 2: The Fall Of Max Payne - slotted for a release next Christmas.
I hope they keep the Paynefull noir writing (Score:5, Funny)
Why the useless commentary? (Score:1, Interesting)
Problem is that since Apogee/3DRealms is a privately held company, there really is no way to see where the money is going. But here's the thing... who friggin' cares abou
Play it again for the first time (Score:2, Informative)
If only Oni had been this much fun...
Re:Play it again for the first time (Score:2)
in case you're wondering about my comment about the bit about the insane action move with the shotgun, it's an exploit in the code I found where if you're holding a two-handed firearm that has good knockback (jackhammer is preferred here) you can shoot someone, slamming th