The Matrix Online Announced 49
Thanks to Blue's News for pointing to the new official website for The Matrix Online. This massively multiplayer PC title, where you get to live, explore and fight within the machine construct of The Matrix, is courtesy Warner Brothers and Ubi Soft, and is being developed by Monolith (of No-One Lives Forever and Tron 2.0 fame) for a 2004 release. IGN.com has more details, and a healthy, if sensible, skepticism until they see the game playable. Finally, this project is completely separate from Shiny/Atari's Enter The Matrix game that we covered a little while back, and which is shipping into stores about now.
The mere existence of the game = movie spoiler. (Score:5, Insightful)
The game takes place AFTER the trilogy. That in itself kind of trashes the series, since it confirms that the war is not over, the agents are still in control, and the Matrix itself still exists.
Uh... yay. We win. Possibly.
I was quite excited about the whole cross-media storytelling planned for the last two movies, the way the plot would expand to fill all relevant games and films and animes and such. However, like Japan's similar efforts with the .hack series, it's better in theory than execution since the end result is disjointed. I'd still love to see the idea of multimedia (as in, more than one medium) storytelling done right, but it's been an uphill climb to get something smooth and palatable...
well (Score:3, Interesting)
Personally I am actually interested in this, and I generally can't stand MMOGs.
Re:The mere existence of the game = movie spoiler. (Score:1)
Likewise, even if the Matrix is destroyed suddenly, all the humans inside would be killed, so logically, what could happen is having to carefully take out nodes on the breeding fields to not have to kill the people inside, or a billion other things..
Don't assume that good guys riding into the sunset means the good guy
Re:The mere existence of the game = movie spoiler. (Score:1)
No, that's for episodes 7, 8 and 9.
Re:The mere existence of the game = movie spoiler. (Score:1)
First, there is one human city left. I would think that they don't have the rescourses to care for the complete human race.
Next, the human race couldn't defeat the robots in an all out war before teh matrix, so what says they can defeat them now.
Third, if everyone was to be released from the matrix all at once a very large number of them would be lost.
And finally, whats to say that only a small amount would want t
It was just a matter of time until someone said... (Score:1)
And that.... (Score:1)
Think we may be seeing more of this [jsonline.com] kinda crap is it comes out?
=Smidge=
irony indeed (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:irony indeed (Score:1)
You think it was bad with Everquest.. omg
Re:irony indeed (Score:1)
At least.... (Score:1)
Makes the movie really stupid actually...just hit the power button Neo!
Movie MMORPG's (Score:2, Funny)
Citizen Kane
Casablanca
12 Angry Men
Singin' In The Rain
Let it die people... Let it die...
Re:Movie MMORPG's (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Movie MMORPG's (Score:1)
Join a teeming world of intrigue and hilarity as you play on a server full of people looking for their cars. Features Include:
Bad choice... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Bad choice... (Score:2)
Evidently you didn't play Blood 2: The Chosen [the-chosen.com]. It's almost universally reviled as one of the most horrid FPS games of all time. Certainly not the worst, but definitely bad.
Some will probably cry foul when I say this, but I thought it was worse than Daikatana by far, especially if you were playing the original demo that was so horribly non-optimized that you were lucky to get 20-25 frames a second, even with a good 3D card at the time that would run, say, Half-Life (a
Re:Bad choice... (Score:2)
Re:Bad choice... (Score:1)
Hacking the Matrix... (Score:4, Funny)
"Wow, how'd you hit me?"
"I found a way to step outside the game... and install an aim-bot."
"Woah. Teach me."
Awful Premise... (Score:1)
And what do you level treadmill against? Agents inhabiting the average Joe? Doesn't everybody BUT Neo pretty much lose to an Agent?
Fine, lets talk about special skills. In the movie, they can load up ANY skill you want into your brain at any time. On the page it tal
The retail box will contain: (Score:5, Funny)
Site Not Working (/.ed?) (Score:1)
Re:Site Not Working (/.ed?) (Score:1)
The mind boggles (Score:2)
And they expect people to pay money for that?
I'm running my own Matrix MMORPG (Score:3, Funny)
To sign up, simply send me $49.95 and I'll ship you a rare and coveted red placeb^H^H^H^H^H^H pill. Ingest it and you're on your way to adventure!
As good as the Matrix series is... (Score:1)
Ah, irony (Score:2, Informative)
As Kenu would say, "Whoah."
At least it proves that irony is not dead, even if it is lost on some.
Already playing it (Score:2)
So we'd be playing an MMORPG in a MMORPG... this sounds too much like The Thirteeth Floor [imdb.com].
Re:Already playing it (Score:2)
Chris Mattern
Well it would be pointless... (Score:1)
Re:Well it would be pointless... (Score:2)
Hey that might not be all that bad! (Score:2, Funny)
The jokes are obvious... (Score:2)
Imagine an online game where everyone can slow down time to bullet-time. Talk about the slowest game EVER.
People need to chill with the persistant online RPGs. There's gonna be a whole lot of half-sustained games out there at this rate.
I'm still waiting for a persistant war sim that doesn't suck (WWII Online did not live up).
Is the hardline camped? (Score:1)
can I get on the list?
theres 86423754 ahead of you
d0h!
The Gatestrix (Score:4, Funny)
Everyone knows how addictive MMORPG's are, and the next major thing in gaming will likely be to increase the immersive aspects of it. Next we see some special "totally immersive sens-dep tanks" designed originally for (naturally) pr0n consumption, however they naturally find their way into the gaming community where they become very popular.
Soon.. everyone has one, and, due to an easily missed checkbox on a Microsoft designed acceptance of terms and conditions when installing the new Matrix MMORPG, users find that they actually no longer have the right to quit the game, and without their knowledge, their tank containing their body is shipped to an efficient storage area (which ingeniously uses the body heat of the player to power the gaming servers while decreasing lag due to the closer proximity to the server). Naturally given the pr0n functions of the tanks, many people decide they are better off in the system and due to the technical and biological developments in the real world, are able to breed. Naturally the children grow up knowing only the system and so do not even realise they are trapped in the Gatestrix.
End of the world, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together mass hysteria.
Fortunately for humanity a small group of Mac geeks refused to play the game citing reasons such as "I ain't buying no PC dude". Led by a black polonecked individual known only as "Jobseus" they fight for freedom.
This is their story.
crap? (Score:1)
Bullet Time (Score:3, Interesting)
If someone hits the "bullet time" button, will everyone slow down? Will all NPC's within a certain radius slow down?
Good luck devs. Lets just hope this title doesn't turn into a grief fest.
Re:Bullet Time (Score:1)
There was no multiplayer in Max Payne. And there won't be; perhaps in Max Payne2?
I guess a solution as used in Jedi Knight 2 could be used, the others don't notice a change just you, so in fact you are going faster.
However I don't have to worry about that
Re:Bullet Time (Score:2)
Re:Bullet Time (Score:1)
Re:Bullet Time (Score:1)
Jesus God No!!! (Score:2)
Remember when a single MMORPG (eg, Everquest) could destroy a person's spare time and even their whole life? Now there are 3 of them motherfuckers. My life is officially over. The cyanide pills go down when they announce STO (guess what that stands for), any day now.
Wait a minute, You might be on to something (Score:2)
What would happen if you got a Starwars vs. LoTR vs. The Matrix online game written by fans?!
Can you imagine Ben Kenobe at his peak fighting all the ringwraiths and both the twins at once so Neo can try to carry the Oracle's candy and the Deatstar plans in two different hands past the hoardes of stormtroopers who are distracted by the masses of agent smith who are being set on fire by gandalf who is about to be attacked from behind by Anikin who is ab
Re:Wait a minute, You might be on to something (Score:2)
I wonder.. (Score:1)