A Shocking Controller For The Xbox 375
An anonymous reader writes "This is freakin' awesome - Kevin Rose from TechTV has built a 20,000-volt shocking Xbox controller. Imagine playing your friends in Mortal Kombat now... you can actually feel the pain. Seems easy to build and runs about $40 in parts."
Real Men… (Score:5, Funny)
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Interesting vehicle for natural selection. After a few generations, only the strong Mortal Kombat player genes will be left!
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In my younger (and shorter) days, I dared to piss on the electric fence. It wasn't a terribly high voltage or anything. I had grabbed the wire a few times before and it made the muscles in my arm flex and tingle, but that was about it. I passed this fence daily on my way home from school. One day, I was peeing in a field (I think I was out camping...) and I thought about that fence. The electric wire was at about my head level, so I tried to get my arc up and even with my head. When I did, I noticed that at the apogee, the stream broke into many disconnected parts. Seeing that, I thought I would give the electric fence a whiz because I didn't think it would actually zap me. So I told my friends about it (because I was an idiot), and they all came to watch me pee on the fence. I made it about 30 seconds before a totally connected stream hit the wire. I was knocked off my feet, and my balls ached for a week. I pissed all over myself, because I couldn't stop the flow. After that, I couldn't pee for two days. Horrifying experience...
Remember kids: Don't take a whiz on the electric fence!
Real Idiots? (Score:5, Insightful)
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I thionk it would be sort of fun. Basically, I think someone closed minded enough to rule it out without trying it wears the mark of an idiot.
I once played lazer tag and it sucked. I couldn't actually figure out why it sucked it just did. Then I played paint ball and it was awsome. The pain of being hit by a paintball made the whole combat simulation of lazer tag real. I'm not sure if it trigers some sort of fight or flight response, but adding the pain made paintball moch more anjoyable. I imagine that this would have a very simmilar effect on Mortal Kombat.
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Re:Real Men… (Score:5, Funny)
It is called the Rez and it is a Japanese game for the play station.
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20,000-volt shocking Xbox controller (Score:5, Funny)
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it only takes, what, 1 amp to kill a person
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Summary of Electrical Injury (Score:5, Informative)
Once your heart is fibrillating, you rapidly lose consciousness, and are in cardiac arrest... just like the 70yo cardiac patient who collapses in your local Wal-Mart. You have about ten minutes to get defibrillated, or receive some kind of CPR before your odds of any kind of recovery are slim-to-none. The sooner you get defibrillated, the better (odds of survival go down roughly 10% per minute of unresuscitated cardiac arrest). What you require is direct-current defibrillation via your nearest AED, or friendly neighborhood EMS agency.
Now let's talk about high-voltage injury, which can be a bit different. High voltage injuries often cause burns at the entrance and exit site; not unexpected. However, electricity follows the path of least resistance, so any muscle belly inbetween the contact points (full of ions and such to conduct the jolt) is potentially the current's path. Problem is, high voltage will often literally "cook" that muscle belly, causing wholesale cell death and tissue necrosis... a BIG problem if it goes unrecognized.
Once that dead muscle starts to break down, it releases its component proteins into the bloodstream... myoglobin, CPK etc, a condition called rhabdomyolysis. Those proteins circulate until they reach the kidneys, and that's where the secondary problem begins.
The kidneys use their Glomeruli to "filter" the blood, and they do it well under normal circumstances. However, when this avalanche of excess protein hits them, the nephrons clog up, causing ATN (acute tubular necrosis), and renal failure. Unfortunately for you, you are now a dialysis paiient. Your kidneys may recover eventually, so you won't necessarily be a 3x/wk dialysis patient forever... but if this ever happens, I promise you you'll never want to repeat the experience.
There is a way to mitigate this, of course, and it's as simple as recognizing the high voltage injury, and keeping the person's kidneys running at full bore. Yep. That means running massive quantities of fluids into your veins, and watching it come right out of your foley catheter... with diuretic assistance, if necessary (diuretics are drugs that make you urinate).
Massively-high-voltage injuries, like lightning strikes, are another animal entirely. These injuries are less well-understood (probably due to the difficulty in replicating the phenomenon for study).
All of these injuries are bad, and I'd highly recommend avoiding them all... otherwise, you may find yourself in the ER with a guy like me standing over you... truly a horrifying experience.
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I think you're disqualified if you don't have any chance of reproducing in the first place.
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So.. (Score:5, Funny)
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current, I doubt 20,000 volts would be very pleasurable
Great, you've just inspired a legion of pimply-never-get-laid-geeks[tm] to hook "themselves" up to
electric currents.
On the upside: capacitor and battery sales have gone through the roof.
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"You told me a half-hour ago that you would take the trash out as soon as you died." *push* *ZAP!@#!*"
photos of it in use?? (Score:5, Funny)
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"Hmmmmmm, that's one way for linux fan boys to keep people from using the 'evil' M$ products! Electrocute the infidels!"
Then I continued on with my life
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Where's the innovation here? (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine playing your friends in Mortal Kombat now... you can actually feel the pain.
This is nothing new. Playing any recent Mortal Kombat title always pains me greatly.
Re:Where's the innovation here? (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks for allowing everyone to figure out that I wasn't working.
Could this... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you, Bill Gates. Total fitness solution.
Re:First Patent? (Score:3, Informative)
Sigh... (Score:5, Funny)
> Kevin Rose from TechTV has built a 20,000-volt shocking Xbox controller. Imagine playing your friends in Mortal Kombat now... you can actually feel the pain.
Whatever happened to the good old days, when you and your friends just threw dirt clods at each other?
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Uhhh, the 20th and now the 21st Century
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thx to poster above who referred to this interesting controller.
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btw, it 20000 volts more or less painful than looking at the colors of this page?
Sounds like the... (Score:5, Interesting)
A self-fulfilling solution (Score:5, Funny)
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It doesn't add up (Score:5, Funny)
And another $10,000 in hospital bills.
Brings... (Score:2, Funny)
mortal kombat? (Score:2, Funny)
Holy Christ (Score:5, Funny)
"Make sure to keep the shocker in one hand! You never want to split the ground/voltage between two hands. If you do, the voltage runs through your heart, which is bad."
We need more disclaimers like this one...
Re:Holy Christ (Score:5, Informative)
Don't knock it unless you have the first clue about electricity. Go take Physics 101.
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20000 volts? (Score:2, Funny)
my keyboard and mouse for when I'm afk
my car once the alarm is set
my zipper for when i'm unconscious
Re:20000 volts? (Score:5, Informative)
I read every post and saw several pondering the why question, and like you every one did not mention the obvious answer:
The purpose (and fun part) is not to shock yourself, but to shock the person with whom you are competing. It's like gambling with pain -- it's a blast to see your friend get zapped, and it's a great motivator to do well if you'll be shocked when you don't, and that's suspense and fear and thrill and excitement, and that's what gaming is all about.
Remember how much scarier Doom was than Wolfenstein? The tech made the better graphics which made a better (more real) experience. People who don't like to be scared might ask "why would you play a scary game? being scared is uncomfortable!" (actual quote from such a person who I know).
It's extreme yes, but I think it would very fun (excepting the video game chosen, perhaps, but that's easily changed) assuming 2 controllers are available. It would also be cool to have a bigger range of shock-levels (with both controllers linked to the same control, of course), so players could agree beforehand on shock level (wager) for thier duel (gamble).
This could also force a more realistic blocking delay. If you arranged the electrodes so that not touching them would make you unable to control your character, you could defend (i.e., not get shocked) by letting go of the stick. You avoid a shock, but you can't move your man, and there's some delay before you can move competently again because you have to re-grip the stick. Very cool.
I think this is a great idea that could be fairly well-accepted if the available shock voltage range is wide enough. 20kV, even at only 0.002J, seems like a lot for minimum settings.
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we need an icon for (Score:5, Funny)
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You knew it was coming. (Score:5, Funny)
I nominate SCO's logo.
This is nothing new (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/06/xbox.html
Uh (Score:3, Insightful)
~Berj
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Nothing like a good dose of physics to make 20,000 Volts suddenly not sound so impressive anymore, huh?
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Think paintball vs. laser tag.
~Berj
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TASER TAG!
"Last one standing, wins!"
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in retrospect, i've lived a very foolish childhood
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Here: http://www.tasertech.com/TechInfo.html [tasertech.com]
A taser delivers pulses of 5-6 amps (very very short duration pulses.)
~Bej
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One handed typists (Score:5, Funny)
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Done before? (Score:2, Informative)
Next on Jackass! (Score:2)
WHY? (Score:2, Interesting)
When I play a game, I want to have a fun, I want to enjoy the game and I don't want distractions. A device that causes pain would in all likely hood decrease one's playing ability, and therefore make the game less enjoyable since you aren't doing as well.
So unless you are a master of the game, and a handicap is the only way it challenges you, th
Nice idea, but (Score:3, Funny)
for half the price.... (Score:3, Funny)
Good but... (Score:3, Interesting)
attn: link is NOT work safe
Tada (Score:2, Funny)
Insert obligatory bad jokes here (Score:3, Funny)
"Why, Kevin, I am shocked!"
"Awwwww shocks."
"Shock it to ya, baby!"
(trash talk) "You know what movie I like? That's right - 'Shock-a-lot!'" (Cultural reference: the movie Choclate with Depp and Binoche)
(to music) "Boom boom, shock-a shock-a, boom boom."
(to music) "Shock-a khan, shock-a khan.."
Next Slashdot Story... (Score:2, Funny)
And if you had a Slashdot subscription you could have seen this article from the future and thus prevented your own death.
License to kill..... yourself. (Score:3, Interesting)
Okay, maybe it wasn't an XBox.
Bah... (Score:2)
What we need is an Xbox mod that makes chocolate when you win, or gives people orgasms, or downloads porn or gives you credits on iTunes. Simple pain is so uncreative.
Why just for the XBOX? (Score:2)
Surely there's plenty of other day-to-day goings on that could be enhanced by self administered electro shock therapy!
*Eating breakfast? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you pick up your spoon
*Checking the mail? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you open the letterbox door.
*Using the computer? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you type on the keyboard
The only problem here is lack of vision. Electric shocks for the masses. Dance people, dance!!!
Ahem... but seriousl
There's one major error with that... (Score:2, Funny)
From someone who's electrocuted himself many times (Score:5, Informative)
It's the AMPS that hurt, not the volts. But it takes VOLTS to overcome your body's resistance. If the current passes across vital organs, it's a different story.
E=I*R
Or DEATH = VOLTS / RESISTANCE
It takes about 100mA, or 0.1A, through the chest cavity to kill you. A couple of amps from one finger to the other will cause extreme damage and pain, but probably will not kill you.
You can stick your tongue on a 5V, 100A power supply and nothing will happen. You can also put you hand on a tesla coil producing a few KV, and you hair will stand on end but that's it.
But touch with each hand to a source capable of delivering 1+ KV at 10mA or more, and prepare to be zapped out of your gourd or maybe killed. A common stun gun generates a few KV but it is DESIGNED not deliver enough current (electron movement as opposed to "pressure") to kill. Same goes for this xbox mod - I'd have a go at it.
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got hit by 2k volts once, not sure the amps. (Score:5, Interesting)
double the voltage (Score:4, Funny)
I hope that people read the whole thing... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Domination (Score:2)
*plonk*
Re:Death by XBOX (Score:5, Funny)
Run two wires (ground/voltage) from the pest shocker into the Xbox controller. I ran mine through one of the front memory sockets. Drill two holes through the controller to the desired location of the shocker.
Make sure to keep the shocker in one hand! You never want to split the ground/voltage between two hands. If you do, the voltage runs through your heart, which is bad.
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Re:Only 3 easy payments of $9.95! (Score:4, Funny)
eeeewww! skin?
Re:20,000 volts??? (Score:4, Informative)
If that 20,000 volts was unregulated, then yes, it'll kill you, however. The charge (in Columbs) for a electric fense is such that if you short the system through your body, the 20,000 volts goes away VERY quickly, and does not attain then necessary current to cause damage... it just HURTS LIKE BUGGARY.