Square Enix Standalone TV Sword Mayhem 41
Sodakar writes "Square Enix announced today that they will be releasing the latest game in their popular Dragon Quest series in Japan on September 19th, for 6,980 yen (around $50). Not only are you required to swing a sword controller at the screen in order to defeat the enemy, the game doesn't require a console - the sword plugs directly into the TV via A/V cables. Here's some photos of the system, and the official news page. I'll be looking forward to a news blurb about some kid stabbing his TV."
New parenting nightmare (Score:2, Funny)
Mom: Quit playing that game and go do your homework
Kid (using sword attached to TV): n0 w4y! SuX0r! ph34r m3!! (Kid begins swinging sword violently at mother)
Alternate scenario: mom grabs sword attached to TV and whips kid's monkey a$$ with it
And in related news... (Score:1)
Dragon Quest 8? (Score:2)
But still.... Cool!
When are they going to come out with the real-life magic spells in place of the in game ones? Hey, it just makes it that much more immersive...
Magic spells (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Magic spells (Score:3, Funny)
"At what?? There's nothing there!"
"At the darkness!"
Re:Magic spells (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Magic spells (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, I always thought it would be cooler if you could have gloves that would track hand movements in game. And to cast spells, you had to perform the somatic components of the spell. It'd be even cooler if your character mimicked your movements, even if they weren't correct, so you could watch and make new spells/practice old spells.
Re:Magic spells (Score:2)
Re:Magic spells (Score:2)
I know you were only joking...but the powerglove would not be feasible since it simply translated certain movements into button presses. Basically a glorified controller. What I'm talking about would be a glove that would translate movement into ingame movement and have the game react to the movements accordingly. You slash a certain way...so does your character. Hold a gun with two of these gloves, and suddenly CS gets a whole new level of realism.
Physical Limitations (Score:1)
Plastic is not heavy but after about 20 minutes it will feel like it weights 200 lbs
You call that a sword? (Score:1)
Re:You call that a sword? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You call that a sword? (Score:1)
*the above is a (possibly marred) simpsons quote...obligatory, of course.*
Re:You call that a sword? (Score:1)
Re:You call that a sword? (Score:2, Funny)
"That's not a knife! That's a spoon."
"Oh, I see you've played knifey spoony before"
--Like I really need to cite my source, if you don't know this one, get out...
Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:1)
Someone, please, for the sake of the last of my childhood memories, tell me that this is a hoax! First Lucas rapes the Star Wars franchise, then Link's head mushrooms to Charlie Brown proportions, now this! How will I ever play Chrono Trigger with a straight face again, after Square releases a gimmicky controller?
Oh, wait a second, it's Dragon Quest. Just "Clueless-R-Us" Enix at its usual antics again.
Re:Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:1)
Re:Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:2)
Only if you import it
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll get back to playing dragon warrior vii...
Re:Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:3, Interesting)
You'd be real surprised at the wierd shit they've managed to sell billions of to American customers.
Dance Dance: Revolution, anyone? It's up to the 6th remix so far and still selling like coke in California.
Re:Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:2)
Exactly. If they want to get it to really sell in the US all they need to do is to modify it into a fighting type game for the arcades and start selling the home version once that becomes popular.
Re:Ackbar's Perephrials: Not Zapper knock-offs (Score:2, Funny)
Hurrah (Score:1)
And of course, video games do not effect children
The graphics are horrendous!!!! (Score:2)
Re:The graphics are horrendous!!!! (Score:1)
Some kid stabbing his tv.... (Score:2)
Linux (Score:3, Funny)
Great Idea (Score:2)
A first Date (Score:3, Funny)
Hottie: Oooo... baby! It's so.. dark.. in here. Um, I just stepped on an action figure.
Geek: (add slupping braces lisp) Carded or loose?!? Ah shit! It was Boba Fett with the closed circle!!!
Geek takes a moment to dry to tears from his freshly taped glasses)
Hottie: [awkward silence] Sorry. Um, there's your sofa. (coyly) Maybe we could watch something romantic on TV!!!
Geek: Oh yeah!!! And I could show you my sword!!
Hottie: What the Fuck!?! You assume a lot!
Geek: No wait! Let me get it out! I'll teach you how to handle it!!!
Hottie: You sick little shit! I'm leaving.
Geek: No wait! I've got it on now! You should come play with it!!!
The amazing babe leaves, the geek and his videogame sword stand alone in silence
Geek: Fuck. So I guess she's not gonna chat with me in everquest anymore. [pause] Oh well, guess I'll jerk off now!
Stolen from Sega (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyone remember how you could use the Bass Fishing controller with Soul Calibur to control the weapons? Give yourself plenty of room and slash away.
(Well, to be honest, I don't; because I could never justify buying a special controller for a fishing game. Maracas, on the other hand...those I wish I had bought a second set.)
no one will buy it.. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:no one will buy it.. (in the US) (Score:2, Informative)
Console add-on? (Score:2)