Mojib Ribbon Game Promises Musical Spam 139
Thanks to an anonymous reader for pointing to a Gamers.com report discussing the bizarre Japanese PlayStation 2 game, Mojib Ribbon, from the creators of Parappa The Rapper and this title's cult prequel, Vib Ribbon. The article says, "Like its predecessor, [Mojib Ribbon] ..is a simple rhythm game, but ..the game takes any text file and converts it into a Parappa-style rap, which players must then follow through stick inputs." Furthermore, the game uses the network adaptor and "..lets players send game data back and forth between each other. Players could e-mail especially inspiring raps to each other, or simply use their morning spam to generate a new game challenge." There's more info available via a preview at The GIA and pictures from this year's GDC.
Great, just what I needed (Score:4, Funny)
What if... (Score:4, Funny)
What about program text files? :) (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:What about program text files? :) (Score:2, Funny)
I'm laughing. I'm pissing my pants. I'm dancing up and down like a monkey on crack with a "I LOVE COBOL" hat on.
Correction... (Score:2)
As for readability, I find that the actual symbol used to describe a notation doesn't change complexity much. The real complexity is always in the algorithm (in other words, in what the program is trying to accomplish). How you write that down may take a few more or less characters depending on language but it does not fundamentally change the difficu
Re:Correction... (Score:2)
As for the other poster, "++variable--" is illegal in C++. And let's all be grateful for that - I'd hate having to kill those colleagues that used such "gems" in their code...
Re:Correction... (Score:2)
This is also true for other combinations of "++" and "--" operating on a single variable (like "(a++)++") - the language simply does not allow them.
There are a couple of further complications too. For example, anything that takes the form of "a =
Re:What about program text files? :) (Score:3, Funny)
Damn. (Score:1, Offtopic)
I wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
(Remember the reason why spam is called "spam")...
Re:I wonder... (Score:2, Informative)
But I don't get what your trying to say...
Re:I wonder... (Score:1)
Re:I wonder... (Score:1)
so that means (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:so that means (Score:1)
Personally... (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I think that this simply goes to show that "no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the Japanese public".
Re:Personally... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Personally... (Score:1)
Re:Personally... (Score:1)
Yeah, a friend of mine figured she'd rent a movie she'd already seen so we could play cards during the movie. Not too bright since the damned thing was subtitled.
It's the worst movie I've ever seen! You should watch it, if only to say that you've seen a movie worse than Manos: Hands of Fate. It has to be some over-my-head Chinese culture parody for it to have been a box office hit.
I'm told they're going to dub it and release it in the US.
Re:Personally... (Score:1)
In Vib Ribbon you had to map button presses to shapes you were walking over, sometimes needing to hit several at a time, and keep up with the music.
Parappa was mostly a memory/timing game and IMO simpler.
The robotic Japanese school sytem is responsable for Cuty Honey, Dual: Parrallel Trouble Adventure, His and Her Circumstance, and Sakura wars.
I wonder... (Score:1, Redundant)
You got it backwards. (Score:2)
Re:You got it backwards. Rocking NTT speech engin (Score:1)
Will not work (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Will not work (Score:1)
Re:Will not work (Score:2)
Is there a way to modify this game... (Score:5, Funny)
Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:3, Interesting)
Now, here's the problem: Will we ever actually see this game in the U.S.? Or, like its brilliant predecessor Vib Ribbon (i still want to find a copy of this, somehow, i've just no idea where to look), will this game never be released to us?
I guess there's really no way of knowing right now.
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:1)
*I"m not affiliated with VGD in any way, I just read about them on Penny Arcade..
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:2)
Mojib-Ribbon is interesting because it's actually tied to the writing of text, making for some interesting problems in translation. Other sites have actually shown screenshots of early Mojib demos but I think everyone forgot about them.
I hope we get this sequel in English. The first one was an extr
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:1)
The problem with this is that PAL games are usually in 50Hz, and that produces a nasty vertical scroll for us with 60Hz TVs. Although patches are usually released to resolve this issue, it throws off alignment on the Y-Axis, something that is difficult to correct and can't be done via a generic patche
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:1)
I don't know if this is true for the PS2 (which is shocking since I own one) but certainly the PAL Gamecube is capable of doing a 60Hz output if the TV and game support it. The bonus disk that comes with GC Zelda is 60Hz only. The Dreamcast was also capable of 60Hz output. I would imagine that most games these days support the 60Hz option unless the developer is too lazy to bother
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:1)
Re:Will this ever see the U.S.? (Score:2)
If you've got an svideo or composite input on your PC's video card though, you can view it that way. I use iuVCR [iulabs.com] in full-screen preview mode because it's cheaper.
I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
Names (Score:1, Interesting)
Hmmm
How about "Mojo"?
That seems like an utterly appropriate name
Re:Names (Score:1)
http://www.78thlightning.com/
Re:Names (Score:2)
If I would want musical spam (Score:2, Insightful)
MOD PARENT UP!! FRIGGIN HYSTERICAL!!! (Score:1)
Re:If I would want musical spam (Score:1, Insightful)
I hate MTV. Nothing but main-stream R'n'B and rap 24/7, and successfull people dancing at a beach house -- everything stirred together with commercials. The same commercials, over and over again.
And by the way, I don't get MTV's philosophy - The censor cursing (the word "drugs" is censored, even in sentences as "don't use *bleeep*, it'll kill ya") -- but they play commercials for alcohol?
Vib ribbon (Score:2)
Re:Vib ribbon (Score:2)
reminds me of simple text (Score:2, Interesting)
Groovin with the dot matrix (Score:4, Interesting)
To bad I don't have any of them around anymore. That was a longer time ago than I would care to admit (see my sig).
Inkjets and laser printers just don't present the kinds of opportunities that inkjets and line printers did.
Re:Groovin with the dot matrix (Score:1)
It sounded kinda cool, but...
--krahd
Re:Groovin with the dot matrix (Score:1)
Re:Groovin with the dot matrix (Score:2)
Not to mention, inkjets...
Re:Groovin with the dot matrix (Score:1)
I don't know the mechanics of the operation, but I've heard they do live shows in the British Columbia area.
Everyone likes pipes (Score:2)
Until the game can recive its input from stin which is in turn piped from fortune, zippy or the aspell dictionary file piped through a sed routine based on /dev/random it will fall short of the nessicary geekiness required to captivate a slashdot audience.
Old? Very old? (Score:2)
I only ask, because the Gaming Intelligence Agency (GIA) closed it's site over a year ago... (The site was www.thegia.com [thegia.com]) (The link in the story is just a mirror...)
Re:Old? Very old? (Score:1)
Re:Old? Very old? (Score:1)
Re:Old? Very old? (Score:2, Funny)
Spamradio (Score:3, Interesting)
Been there, done that.
Check out Spamradio [spamradio.org].
Great fun, with great music from Mono.
FInally a good use for SPAM™ (Score:2)
they need to instantly file for a Business Process Patent on this one!
Watch out, Microshaft is watching and they might get one in before you have a chance then monopolize it via a new browser plugin using DirectX that only works with Passport in conjunction with a Hotmail account and Internet Explorer.... or maybe Apple will append one of their many patents to show that THEY invented it in the 90s as part of the Sosumi project in response to Apple
SPAM RAP (Score:5, Funny)
Now try the best!
Here's a natural way
to enhance your breasts!
This is great:
Low mortgage rates!
With deals like this,
how can you wait?
Credit good or credit bad
We'll give you money, you bankrupt lad!
This offer here is just the neatest;
an all-natural way to enlarge your penis!
SPAM LIMERICK (Score:1)
Who's money was locked away.
I tried to help out,
I shared my bank account,
And none of my money did stay.
One-handed (Score:1)
"*This game uses only the right analog joystick for control."
If you're gonna make a game you can play with one hand, put some naked chicks in it for chrissake!
Encrypted files (Score:1)
In other news, Konami... (Score:5, Funny)
It will come with the following and already beloved hits:
The deluxe edition will contain two green/grey dancepads designed by Italian designer Pininfarina, a replica of CowboyNeal's hat, and a T-Shirt with a random quote from memorable collection including "I'm with Taco ->" "I was flamed on /. and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" and "Would you like to pour hot grits down my pants?".
Preorder your copy now!
Re:In other news, Konami... (Score:2)
Can't copy that floppy - PowerMac 8600
Goodbye Horror's Rose (Mourning Stephen King) - Trollaxor
Return of the mac as rapped by the Slashdot staff
Fear the Slashdot Effect! - Servers of the Universe (SSR to a new level with death metal!)
BSD is Dead - Dead can dance
Re:In other news, Konami... (Score:1)
Wow, never expected to see them referanced in connection with DDR. Are they even still around?
but, wait (Score:1)
This story would be a lot more interesting... (Score:2)
That means information about the game is at LEAST a year old, if not more.
Way to go, guys =)
Great... (Score:2, Funny)
When spam can mow my lawn, wash my car, and take my wife out shopping, THEN I will be happy =)
Actually (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm hoping the sequel is the same way. Then you have a rhythm game that's only as good as your music collection.
Re:Actually (Score:1)
I played this at GDC this year (Score:4, Insightful)
It was all in japanese, so none of us could read/understand anything, but it was STUNNING. Its simplicity is amazing (literlly it uses ONE AXIS of ONE STICK), but it still remains a completely compelling experience.
First of all, the art is amazing. The calligraphy is beautiful, the backgrounds are softly moving watercolors, and the inky partical effects add to the feeling of frantic, rhythmic writing. This game is as much a work of art as any I've seen.
Second, the music/raps are totally infectious. We'd regularly have seven or eight people in the room, with one playing, and everyone's heads would be unconsciously bobbing up and down to the rhythm. Add to that a love story (including duets and an anger-rap level when their love is on the rocks), and you have a music game with a surprising amount of variety.
Finally, it just FEELS RIGHT. There's something about the rhythmic nature of the game, the spinning of the letters, the bouncy walk of the character, that just come together to making an amazing experience.
If we ever get this game here in the states, I'm buying it in a heartbeat. You should too.
Is it possible... (Score:1)
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Cool! Pr0n rap! (Score:2)
Oh wait, nevermind. This has been done already. Albums made and T-shirts sold.
Re:I can hear it now.... (Score:1)
Re:I can hear it now.... (Score:1)