Academy Awards Of Halo Videos 142
An anonymous reader writes "With the ever-increasing popularity of Halo videogame fan-videos and machinima, Cobaltnova.com has launched the first ever Rockets on Prisoner awards: 'Cobaltnova is proud to present the first annual Rockets on Prisoner awards that recognize outstanding achievement for Halo related movies. And you get to pick the winners!'. With the nomination process already complete, the online voting will continue until midnight (PST) on August 9th, before a certified public accountant will announce the winners. Those expected to do well include Randy Glass, maker of the famous Warthog Jump, the increasingly popular FTC collective, who have 6 incredibly funny and fresh videos, and, of course, the well known fan favorites Red vs Blue. Most of the videos can be found for judging by flipping through the six nomination categories, or numerous mirror sites."
Machinima? (Score:5, Funny)
It seriously does not sound good.
If someone used it in real life, wouldn't you have that urge to punch them? =/
Re:Machinima? (Score:5, Funny)
machine enema (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Machinima? (Score:2)
I got my machinima, and you ain't got none, 'cause your father's and alcoholic....
Re:Machinima? (Score:5, Funny)
So very, very right -- but if someone started a "machinima blog", I'd want to punch them even harder.
~jeff
Re:Machinima? (Score:2)
If they started a "machinma blog" while "wardriving" I would let you use my gun.
Re:Machinima? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Machinima? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Machinima? (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:1, Insightful)
I can't take it seriously when a console gamer pokes fun at PC gamers for not having a FPS... Erm...
'Scuse me while I got play some Counterstrike / Tribes / Q1 / Q2 / Q3 / UT200X / Wolf:ET / etc. etc. etc...
Re:Funny? (Score:2)
Yeah, but.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah, but.. (Score:2)
Re:Yeah, but.. (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Funny? (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah! We get to play cheat-ridden, loser infested pile of antique running on an engine from 1998! That'll teach them Halo players to show some RESPECT to us PC gamers, lest they want to be "OMFG STFU N00B LOL!!!12"ed to death by a bunch of sweaty 14 year old CS players!*
* = With respect to the sane part of the CS community. I know that there are a few of you folks out there!
Re:Funny? (Score:2)
Re:Funny? (Score:2)
Woo hoo! (Score:4, Funny)
Bungie.org: 1
Slashdot: . . . Well, more than 1.
Fine, Slashdot. You still win, but we're gonna get you one day! HahahHAHAHAhaHAhAhaha! Ha.
Well that's because (Score:1)
Re:Woo hoo! (Score:2)
/. Early Warning System (Score:1)
I mean, look at all those hits I got. I almost had a heart attack not to mention my webserver, which is on a residential DSL line, getting hammered.
Oh wait, I'm not complaining. I got /.ed. This is the happiest moment in my life. Yeah, sad... ain't it?
-That Weasel
That Weasel Television [thatweasel.tv]
Re:/. Early Warning System (Score:2)
I guess it's an either/or situation for the story editors here: Either they post the news when they can, or they wait until (maybe) getting a response from a server admin and risk missing a good story for Slashdot readers.
Things like BitTorrent help with some things, but really, they won't solve the problem. I fear nothing can stop Slashdot and sites with the same power (
Re:Woo hoo! (Score:1)
Halo Freeks rejoice (Score:1)
"And now to present the award for best Halo performance is Keanue Reaves."
"Thank you, here are the nomonies..."
10 bucks says that there will be a national tv show of video game awards. Just wait!
Re:Halo Freeks rejoice (Score:1)
Leave it to Keanu Reeves to butcher the word nominees at the Academy Awards ...
(PS: becoming)
Re:Halo Freeks rejoice (Score:2)
Re:Halo Freeks rejoice (Score:1)
halo as a game (Score:4, Insightful)
Sure, it has some great set-pieces, and the atmosphere is fantastic in places, but it's just too damn samey and repetitive.
Didn't Budgie present MS with a wonderful 6 hour game, and get a mandate from MS to extend it in a tiny amount of time, so they cut and pasted loads of rooms together to turn it into a 20 hour game? Sure looks like it.
Very much looking forward to Halo2 though
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
Its not gonna be n e thing special. The only good thing about halo is the multiplayer. and to the best of my knowlage there is no change in that area, only senerios.
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
I for one welcome the Xbox Live! portion of the game... It should make it all the more worthwhile.
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
I didn't know either (Score:2, Interesting)
I know that I'll be playing Halo for many more years (well MP that is) and I can only say that for a small h
Re:I didn't know either (Score:2)
o Sticky grenades
o Intuitive controls (the tank is EASY to drive)
o S*M*O*O*T*H Animation
o The "Dot Matrix" (Reboot ripoff) AI chick
o Great scenery, outside at least
o Excellent physics all around.
Re:halo as a game (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, I still hate it, because of the goddamn Xbox controller. Port Halo to GC and then we'll talk.
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
Maybe I'll change my mind about the GC when I get one in a few months and it melds to my hand while playing Zelda
Re:halo as a game (Score:5, Funny)
If Halo gets ported to GC I'd be too busy watching out for flying pigs to talk.
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
Hey, Halo was originally announced at a MacWorld. You think you're bitter? =)
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
And you think you're bitter, I was at that keynote when Steve Jobs introduced the 2 minute movie for Halo rendered using the game engine in real time, not pre recorded. I almost creamed my pants. For a while, (and I still believe it happens today) the only way to get the newest offerings from nVida and ATI was to get them in a new Mac. I remember thinking to my self that this was the game that was finaly going to bring the
Re:halo as a game (Score:1)
I personally hate playing the levels, but playing head to head is awesome.
I think the fact that you can pit yourself against fellow humans is the big thing.
Re:halo as a game (Score:1, Flamebait)
It absolutely doesn't matter that there are hundreds of thousands of people out there who have played FPS's on virtually every other platform who are still in love with Halo.
Re:halo as a game (Score:2)
Mouse and Keyboard (Score:3, Insightful)
The XBox's LAN features are a step in the rig
CPA (Score:2, Interesting)
People should have to dig for these easter eggs in the article instead of having them pointed out in the
Re:CPA (Score:1)
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Noooooo! (Score:1)
Bittorrent, dude. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Bittorrent, dude. (Score:2)
(Of course, it's also now saturating my outbound connection at 600kilobits... I think it's time to shut down bittorrent before my ISP has a hissy-fit).
Dunno why they don't torrent their older episodes, though.
I am afraid of black stuff (Score:2, Funny)
With the nomination process already complete...
One thing you should know: The nominees all came out hot. And covered in black stuff.
Gotta love (Score:1)
Re:I am afraid of black stuff (Score:2)
To all nominees: (Score:3, Funny)
I'd Like to thank... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd like to thank my parents, for letting me live in their basement, jobless, for the last 4 years. Sure sometimes they got on my case, but all my hardwork and dedication has paid off. I'm sure the sight of my award bring tears to their eyes, just as it does to me.
Re:I'd Like to thank... (Score:2, Funny)
> I'm sure the sight of my award bring tears to their eyes, just as it does to me.
[from the audience]: it ain't the award, dude! it's your pits!
Retard (Score:3, Insightful)
Please explain to me why this console is dead. Please. I would love
That bash may have been seen as valid at launch. Maybe. Considering the other launch or near-launch titles that didn't get nearly as much attention, such as Project Gotham Racing and DOA, anyone who did their homework and actually tried something other than Halo would have been able to tell you different.
But it's too late for that. Now there is Mechassault, Midtown Madness 3, Morrowind (I'm not buying a new laptop to play th
Re:Retard (Score:2)
However, Smilebit just made this game ooze style, just like the first one (except there is no depth blurring like they did on the Dramcast version) The graphics are above average, but the way they were presented and used is top notch, the music kicks ass (I have MP3s of some
Re:The Lame Stuff You Do When (Score:1)
Microsoft Xbox - the networked media player for your TV with a really strange remote control. Games are for people with no DivX
yeah (Score:1)
Re:yeah (Score:2)
Halo? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Halo? (Score:1, Interesting)
Maybe for people who've never played CS online Halo was something kewl -- but I found it lacking (I'll admit it, maybe it's my lack of hand-eye coordination, but I don't know how a joystick could compete with a mouse and keyboard for at 1st person shooter, for starters). Otherwise the game wasn't really anything new
It's just hard for me to imagine that anyone's salivating for a PC version of Halo when there's already better made 1st
Re:Halo? (Score:2, Interesting)
quicktime and avi? (Score:1)
Why is it these awful proprietary formats are used so often?
Re:quicktime and avi? (Score:1)
I have NO IDEA why
Virtually Entertaining... (Score:2)
"I'd like to thank eGod for making this all possible..."
Q. (sorry - no sense today).
Torrents (Score:1)
Red vs Blue (DiVX) [redvsblue.com] Red vs Blue (Quicktime) [redvsblue.com]
I'm downloading the Warthog jump right now (ETA 25 mins,) so I'll make that torrent when I get it.
Re:Torrents -- Halo Jump (Score:2)
I think this should do it: Halo Jump (High Res) Torrent [leeholmes.com]
Re:Torrents -- Halo Jump (Score:3, Informative)
Well, that didn't do it. I didn't realize there was a ton of shit to go through to be a tracker. Here's a public one: Here [torrentbits.org] Nice guy there, by the way.
Ultra slashdoting? (Score:5, Interesting)
Nothing compared to quake 1 movies... (Score:5, Informative)
Check out the: History of Quake movies [planetquake.com]
Then procede to download and be amused by:
The original and the best: Operation Bayshield! [machinima.com]
And another hugely entertaining classic: Blahbalicious [planetquake.com]
Machinima (Score:1)
Re:Machinima (Score:1)
It's something more humorous than the indicator which lights up when a guard's weapons have locked on the escaping target?
A real award (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A real award (Score:2)
And the first place winner is... (Score:2)
Don't knock it until you've tried it... (Score:2, Funny)
And after that, I went and played a REAL game! Yeah! Natural-Selection [natural-selection.org]. Just promise me you want
The lengths people will go... (Score:2)
or at the very least give them the DVD dongle...
It is about the movies stupid (Score:1)
Re:It is about the movies stupid (Score:2)
I think this article may have gathered the highest troll post percentage I have ever seen. I don't know whether congradulations are in order or if its a sign of the apocolypse.
So I'll finish with this:
Congradulations trolls, we'll see you in hell!!
Graphics look dated (Score:2)
Re:Halo (Score:1)
Man, you don't have to be a frickin' show off to those less fortunate than you who can't afford any console system they want. Some people have to work their butts off just to afford one new console every 4 years or so.
And I say this as some one who owns PS2, XBox, Gamecube, and PC.