Beating Diablo II, Irene The Infirm's Way? 49
Rimbo writes "I've found a new hero, over at The Lurker Lounge's Diablo II forums, where intrepid adventurer MongoJerry set up an in-game Sorceress according to the following rules: 'No skill or stat points may ever be assigned... She plays fully naked, including no charms or jewelry... She must get all waypoints and fulfill all quests in game order... If she actually gets that far, any mercenary she gets must play naked as well... She plays hardcore.' So, no weapons, no armor, no magic items, no throwing potions. How long will she last playing Diablo II? Astonishingly long! Read on for the surprising Irene the Infirm: Tales of a Sickly Punching Sorceress."
Why they do it (Score:5, Funny)
She plays fully naked
Re:Why they do it (Score:1)
Re:Why they do it (Score:1)
I think this mode of play would be much more popular if the on-screen graphic were more accurate.
No way (Score:2, Interesting)
I think this is going to be a short-lived char =)
Re:No way (Score:3, Informative)
Re:No way (Score:1)
LOL (Score:4, Interesting)
with only a blaster. No quads either. It's
always nice to hear about someone going it the
hard way.
Re:LOL (Score:2)
Not because I wanted to go at it the hard way so much as because it really pissed my friends off when I actually killed them with the pea-shooter. (Even moreso once I got good enough to get a few kills every session)
Re:LOL (Score:1)
I joke with my friends that I would be a good
beta tester because my only interest in playing
these games is finding where the level designer
made baddies trappable. There was a spider in
Quake II which was hard to kill with a blaster
but if you found just the right spot behind one
of the columns it would get stuck not knowing
whether to move left or right. Also the big moster
thingy (tank commander iirc) was fun: you lure it
to the elevator, go down and walk in just
Try doom + doom2 with just fists ala Tyson (Score:2)
http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/idgames/lmps
Whereas Quake II with blaster doesn't sound as difficult - it is a ranged attack after all.
In comparison try punching a cyberdemon to death. You need about 40+ rockets to kill a cyberdemon. If I gather correctly, you need on average 360 punches to kill a cyberdemon.
And there are often lots more monsters around in a doom2 level.
Re:Try doom + doom2 with just fists ala Tyson (Score:2)
feh (Score:5, Informative)
Re:feh (Score:1)
Re:feh (Score:2)
Re:feh (Score:2)
Re:feh (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:feh (Score:2)
But really, has noone tried to beat Diablo II that way yet. I'm really surprised that noone has tried it, the game is soo old and the possibility of challenges rises every year. Just take look at console games.
Re:feh (Score:2)
Damned if this story doesn't make me feel like some Angband-style goodness, though (never was a NetHack fan). I believe I'll fire up Tales of Middle Earth (the most complex and my favorite Angband variant) and have some fun.
Re:Not my night (Score:1)
Well, actually... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, you could turn off your TV.
But then there comes the McDonald's tie-in. "Irene" bumper stickers. The T-Shirt.
And then on MTV awards night... seen Britney's new costume? That's right. Irene.
Irene on Coca-cola cans. Irene on billboards. The Irene cartoon show. Irene the breakfast cereal. Irene spam.
If you are mad now, just wait until three months from now when President Bush declares war on China because of the manufacturing of Irene knock-off Barbies. They'll call Irene "the fictional video game character that launched a thousand cruise missiles." Yeah, not quite as nice as Helen of Troy, but Satan wanted the rest of a bottle of Dahlwhinnie I had in my liquor cabinet for that, and though we'd given up our souls we weren't about to give a drop to that scumbag shit.
So, uhm, get used to Irene, man...
Re:Well, actually... (Score:1)
Ahem!;
ooooohhh! I get it! An' yeah, I bet Britney's got a hefty right hook, too.
Not bad! I like the strategy (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Not bad! I like the strategy (Score:2)
(woah, had to get that out of my system. Anyway, I guess I'm no better, what with trying to beat the final fantasys at the lowest levels possible.)
Re:Not bad! I like the strategy (Score:2)
Impressive! A must read! (Score:2)
I wonder if a Necromancer would be weaker......
a challenge anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:a challenge anyone? (Score:1)
You owe me a keyboard!
I splattered my CRT with the Pepsi that I was drinking when I read this.
Diablo II, just when you thought it just might die (Score:1)
Re:Diablo II, just when you thought it just might (Score:1)
Remids me of SOF (Score:2, Interesting)
Time/Date Stamp (Score:4, Informative)
While reading the thread (its up to 5 pages, most likely going to hit 6 soon thank to this report) keep in mind that this has been going on for nearly a month now. I don't think its even mathamatically possible to get this far after 48 hours of true NON-STOP playing.
For those who don't/never play/ed Diablo 2, when you're unarmed and using your fists your damage is 1-2 ASSUMING you even connect. This goes for any class, no matter how much strength you have as well. All monsters auto-heal as well, except for certain bosses, so I'm guessing it takes about 3-5+ minutes to kill one regular monster and at least 2 potions.
When did this take place? (Score:2)
Re:When did this take place? (Score:2)
This sounds quite a bit like... (Score:3, Interesting)
the concept of the "Bare Naked Mage" from the original Diablo. The idea was that players would use the mage character and try to equip themselves with items that had the worst curses possible, and the worse the penalty you were imposing upon yourself, the more "blessed" you were by the gods. Granted, this type of game allowed players to use the mage's skills, but the idea isn't that far off from this.
Painful (Score:4, Funny)
Great. (Score:1)
This is the coolest thing I've ever read! (Score:1)
Better start saving those posts soon... wouldn't want the story to vanish forever...
Glad you enjoyed Irene's story, but... (Score:2, Insightful)
Grizabella, the Realistic Melee Mage:
http://diabloii.net/columnists/a-grizabella1.sh t ml
http://diabloii.net/columnists/a-grizabella2.sht ml
http://diabloii.net/columnists/a-grizabella3.sht ml
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage:
http://diabloii.
Betting on the "Might," AC? (Score:1)
"when looking for "sympathy" look in the dictionary between "sh__" and "syphillis" your closer would have been more credible had you used your handle. Your advice on limiting incoming has merit.
Cheers.