Project Plex-Box 332
Greasy Spoon writes "Behold! The most ultimate XBox in the whole world. After growing tired with the dull black appearence of this guy's XBox (even with the green lighting skin added) he decided to spruce it up a bit."
Pretty boring (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:5, Insightful)
So basically all I need to do is replace the body on my corvette with a square plex box that a monkey could assemble to have the "ultimate Corvette" right? I'll pass.
Post the story where some guy takes the existing XBox chasis, makes a mold of it, and casts his own in aluminum or clear plastic with lights inside of it and it might be worth the slashdotting that this guy's going to get.
Re:Pretty boring (Score:5, Funny)
Injection molding on a home scale is possible but that requires far more intense machining than making a new case for an Xbox, as you have to make molds, and machine them to a mirror finish. If you were going to make a plastic case you'd be far better off gluing it. The glue used for acrylic (aka, plexiglass) is simply acrylic dissolved in some kind of solvent; the same solvent will bite into the new acrylic. If you do a good job gluing it's very difficult to tell where acrylic has been glued.
Aluminum is definitely the way to go in my book, because it hasn't been done to death. I would very much like to make an aluminum case for my game boy and game boy player - separate cases of course, as they are now - that would make it match my red game boy SP. But then, where do you stop? If I make a case for the GC, I'm going to have to make a controller, too. But, a metal controller is going to get wicked hot, so then I'm going to need to add cooling fins and a fan, and before you know it I've dropped it in my lap and it's assaulted my crotch. No no, far better to let someone else do that shit, and make aluminum parts for my car, instead.
Re:Pretty boring (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:2)
cast aluminum is the only way to go (Score:2)
As for anodizing...way out of date. Today, items like this are powder-coated [pfonline.com].
Re:Pretty boring (Score:2)
Casting? Fsck that. Post the story where some guy takes the existing Xbox chassis and has a replacement made out of milled titanium, or maybe milled lucite. But casting? That is so 1999.
Re:Pretty boring (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, as opposed to Microsoft which has been turning a $600 computer into a $179 computer for the past two years.
Re:Pretty boring (Score:2)
Not really. After you pay for the Windows license...
Re:Pretty boring (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pretty boring (Score:5, Funny)
This really is more boring than you'd imagine!
"My XBox is naked!!!..." (Score:4, Funny)
but it doesn't light up, and that's a problem for me..."
Great... (Score:4, Funny)
"God"? (Score:4, Insightful)
IMO, it looks worse than before he started. BTW, "God" needs to learn to use a spellchecker before he posts a page on the internet.
Key-lock (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Key-lock (Score:2)
My 486/33 back in 1992 had one. But they've been discontinued since, for some reason.
Here's a simpler idea: TAKE THE AC ADAPTER (Score:2)
Mixed feelings (Score:3, Interesting)
I would be more impressed if you took some of the original shape or something so you could look at it and still recognize it as an XBOX.
complaining aside, good work with the plexi, I would have a mishapen mess and nothing but scratches and abrasions
Behold ! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh oh ........ (Score:3, Funny)
Looks great, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Looks great, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Seems to me ... (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm not sure how this sits with me.
My $.02
Re:Seems to me ... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Seems to me ... (Score:5, Funny)
There's a problem with that theory. Geeks don't have any taste.
Coming soon: Queer Eye for the Geek Guy
Re:Seems to me ... (Score:2, Funny)
Nit3sche, you are the winning bidder!!
Re:Seems to me ... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, that would probably be about my bid for this mod as well.
Thats one dead server... (Score:3, Funny)
mirror (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't understand though, most people case mod to make things smaller/nicer.
He managed to take an already huge XBox and turn it into something even bigger.
Why not just put a normal PC inside that case then? Heh.
Re:mirror (Score:3, Funny)
Re:mirror (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I like this (Score:2, Funny)
Re:mirror (Score:2)
How did he get one of those big gameboys? Did he scratchbuild it out of wood or something, or did he get it from Nintendo? I know Nintendo had some blown up (nonworking) gameboys for conventions and stuff.
That's nothing (Score:2, Funny)
That's nothing. Check out this spruced-up case mod [nhnursery.com].
it looks crap. (Score:2)
nick
Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:2, Funny)
IT *WAS* sold on E-Bay - Today! (Score:5, Informative)
Auction ended before the slashdotting (Score:2)
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. (Score:3, Funny)
Since I can't read the site, I'm going to have to assume that version of the events leading to this moment of Slashdot disgrace. It's entirely plausible.
Re:IT *WAS* sold on E-Bay - Today! (Score:2)
Re:IT *WAS* sold on E-Bay - Today! (Score:4, Informative)
XBox Game System - $200
Plexiglass - $25
Neon Light - $10
Presumably, that's pretty close to the true values. (It looks like you can get a new XBox on sale at Amazon for $180, and I imagine you might get a bit better if you shop around, but $200 is probably about right.)
So he made $70 for his labor. Unless he was really quick, it probably wouldn't be a good idea for him to quit his day job.
Well... for a time (Score:3, Funny)
God of modding? (Score:5, Funny)
Virii/Boxen (Score:2)
If someone could post a complete linguistic analysis leading to a 100-post flamewar, that would be nice.
Thanks.
Call to MS X-Box support... (Score:5, Funny)
<MS> Ok, no problem sir, we can replace it - is your warranty still valid?
<owner> Well, it's in date...
<MS> Have you done anything like adding a new hard disk sir?
<owner> Errr, no... not as such... just some small comsmetic changes in fact.
<MS> Stickers? Those are covered.
<owner> Not exactly.
<MS> Paint? I think we can live with that.
<owner> Well, I sort of ripped it apart and made a new case for it.
<MS> ?!
<owner> Which glows. But thats not why it's broken! I never went near the DVD with the hammer when I was taking the case apart.
<MS> !!
<owner> Hey, when you take it back for repair, you will be careful not to scratch the pexi glass right? Or break the soldering on the new LEDs.
<click - call terminated>
Re:Call to MS X-Box support... (Score:3, Informative)
Note that my mods do not include a really extremely ugly magnification of all that is wrong with the Xbox.
RE: off-topic, but.... (Score:2)
A while back, I bought a couple motherboards from them - and I thought they had excellent prices. They took a little longer than I liked to ship my items, but I get that with most of the bargain-priced vendors on Pricewatch anyway. (I think they purposely take their time getting shipments out the door for anyone who only pays for "standard" shipping. I suspect they make a tidy profit on overcharging for priority/express type shipping....)
With a name l
"most ultimate"? (Score:2)
Re:"most ultimate"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"most ultimate"? (Score:2)
Re:"most ultimate"? (Score:2)
This guy and his "box" on Ebay (Score:3, Interesting)
I sold a jason costume on Ebay after halloween and ebay and Warner Bros/Bitches I was infringing on their copyright? I told them to fuck off since I was selling a costume I bought from a company that was manufacturing it. All this dmca/drm shit is getting beyond ridiculous...
This isn't just the ultimate xbox... (Score:2)
Orac anyone? (Score:3, Funny)
thanks for clarifying (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, I see. The most ultimate. As opposed to the less ultimate ones, such as the moderately ultimate and least ultimate.
talk about the penultimate x-box.
(heh also note the way the submitter just copied the webpage text and changed a few personal pronouns. i am in awe of such laziness.)
Re:thanks for clarifying (Score:3, Informative)
I thought the fascination with transparent cases ended somewhere around the time Radio Shack stoppe selling those see-through "Princess style" telephones and Motorola quit making the transparent pagers?
Re:thanks for clarifying (Score:2)
Re:thanks for clarifying (Score:2)
Well, at least he removed the broken entities Word stuck in there, since the page owner was too lazy to actually write his page in valid HTML.
Re:thanks for clarifying (Score:2)
Quick Capsule Review (Score:5, Interesting)
"Quick Capsule Review: 'Piece Of Shiiit!'"
Seriously. It's fucken ugly. There's a reason more manufacturers out there aren't investigating clear perspex. Computer insides are not aesthetically pleasing.
So the next time you're thinking about modding your boxen stop and say to yourself: "Can I do better than simply dumping my computer's insides into a fish tank?"... The answer, if you're wondering, is a resounding yes.
Re:Quick Capsule Review (Score:3, Informative)
Why? (Score:3, Funny)
2)
3) Make ludicrous amounts of money
Is step 2 slashdot+eBay?
Another lame mod... (Score:5, Insightful)
Does anyone else remember when case modding used to be cool? Where are the stylish custom stickers? (some nice ones on penny-arcade a while ago) The lego man stuck in cryo in the optical mouse? (too lazy to go find this link too)
Why isn't anyone pulling apart their CD/DVD tray and making that out of plexiglass?
In summary, novel and innovative=cool, gratuitous use of plexiglass and lights=lame. (Soz for all the whining).
Re:Another lame mod... (Score:5, Informative)
http://metku.net/cryo/
Re:Another lame mod... (Score:2)
OKAY CASE MOD'ERS, IT'S TIME TO BECOME ORIGINAL!!!
Maybe if you left your parent's basement, you would develope some sense of originality... but, even in these pictures, it's obvious this guy is a permenant dweller of his parent's cellar.
Re:Another lame mod... (Score:3, Informative)
Meanwhile, I think I have worked out a nice business plan:
1. Make (lame) X-Box case mod.
2. Make self-congratulatory webpage (don't forget to have a sucker friend pose in the photos).
3. Put X-Box on E-Bay [ebay.com].
4. Post to
5. Profit???
Methinks my business plan has been stolen already...
Re:Another lame mod... (Score:2)
The 'most ultimate' Mod on any hardware should combine technical and design excellence to produce something genuinely entertaining (even if the entertainment only lasts 10 seconds).
Personally I'd rather see a plain vanilla Dell Dimension box with a plexiglass DVD tray than this hideou
cease and desist (Score:3, Funny)
THIS LOOKS LIKE ASS (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:THIS LOOKS LIKE ASS (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, first off we dig up your dead granny, completely get her done up at the nearest taxidermist so as to preserve her present appearance (I'm thinking we get either a case that looks like something from Dawn of the Dead or worst case just an old lady with a fairly life like appearance depending on how long she's been dead) and then here's the good part... MOUNT THE XBOX inside her corpse!
If she's been in the ground a while it would be one hell of a cool Resident Evil machine!
It's obvious why he did this... (Score:4, Funny)
The black box must have been as boring as hell.
Mass-produced replacement cases (Score:4, Interesting)
It's easy to find them for the PS1 and Dreamcast, so why not the current ones?
This is the kind of thing I'm talking about [lik-sang.com].
All it needs now (Score:4, Funny)
Rice-Box(tm)
Ben
The True King of Xbox-Mods (Score:2, Interesting)
Yeah great (Score:5, Insightful)
While we are at it, we can increase its already HORRENDOUS power consumption by ADDING MORE LIGHTS!
This will get us on slashdot for sure!"
Seriously though, most case mods are cool, but this is retarded. Not only does it look like ass but the form factor is now so huge you could'nt even keep it in your entertainment centre. Plus I bet it is significantly noiser now that it isn't in its native housing.
The XBox is already a huge ugly console before doing this.
Blasphemy! (Score:2, Funny)
He Even Has A Friend (Score:2)
"This is my friend Brad Price."
We should all take heart, I suppose, that someone who would embark on a project so geeky can still have a friend.
Note, however, that he did use an absolute singular: "my friend" instead of "one of my freinds".
This gets a story? (Score:3)
EMI (Score:2)
It's craptacular ! (Score:3, Funny)
I am so amazd! (Score:2, Funny)
Ph33r also my mind-numbingly shocking command of English, and my consistently retarded inability to put semicolons on the end of my entities! Cower in awe of the fact that I obviously did not even LOOK at the web page after I created it! I am so l33t.
If you want to sell it... (Score:2)
You'll void the warranty.
My eyes have been raped. (Score:4, Funny)
1)Bigger box of plexiglass does not in fact make the Xbox any less of an unholy demonic powered eyesore.
2)Green lights do not make for less power drain.
3)A better word for "most ultimate" would be...ultimate
4)And one of my own...I was surprised at first that it wasn's /.-ed...and then I looked at the page and realized why. Any momentary frying of the server would have resulted from the multitudes of viewers getting to the page and simultaneously trying to back out. Like a drunk frat boy who has a sudden moment of sobriety and notices that the girl he thought was teh h077n355 really might not be all that attractive after all...
Most Ultimate? (Score:3, Funny)
If by ultimate you mean large and cumbersome, then yes: you have a valid arguement.
Re:Most Ultimate? (Score:2)
This just proves... (Score:4, Interesting)
Wow! What a complete and utter clusterfark! (Score:5, Funny)
Now, if we could find something to make all those airfoiled, spoilered,prismatic,fiberglass Civic [ebay.com], Prelude and Supra mods look like more than some 6 year old's [drivenbyboredom.com] first attempt at a Revell Mustang kit. They need love too.
Yours truly,
The Bitch
Re:Wow! What a complete and utter clusterfark! (Score:2)
Rarely if ever do I follow one link, let alone every link in a user post. Thanks for the laugh. Expect a suponea soon, I will need to sue you for making me snarf beer out of my nose. That shit BURNS man!
Re:Wow! What a complete and utter clusterfark! (Score:2)
-1, Redundant
It's shit. (Score:2)
Come ON people, why let SHIT like this get on Slashdot? Have you no sense?
How to turn an X-Box into UNIVAC (Score:2)
Plex-Box: Because my Xbox wasn't big enough. (Score:2)
Wow, that is so amazing. (Score:3, Funny)
I guess thats why he's a god of modding.
Re:Where are the fish? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Looks really cool (Score:2, Funny)
Not sucking Microsoft's dick if I can avoid it. (Score:2)
BTW, nice set of balls on ya, posting AC and all.