The Guy Game - Adult Console Trivia Nirvana? 52
Thanks to IGN Cube for their preview of the the adult console trivia title, The Guy Game, as created by the "newly formed Topheavy Studios... run by Jeff Spangenberg, former head of Retro Studios, which was responsible for the GameCube hit Metroid Prime." The fruits of this illustrious pedigree seem to be a game that "...features topless, M-rated nudity... [and] integrates drinking game A**hole, allowing for custom rules." The title even features the 'Flash-O-Meter', which "...is rated Soft & Squishy, Sorta Chubby, and Super Stiff", depending on the amount of nudity involved, and the game also features a "stage of play... called BallzOut, which a bunch of mini-games designed around clever ball physics." Sadly, the title "is still looking for a publisher", even if IGN are "somewhat excited by it."
So... (Score:1)
Wonder if the nudity will be airbrushed?
Re:So... (Score:2, Insightful)
Those magazines are so lame. Porn for those who are too scared to buy the real thing.
Re:So... (Score:1)
At least Maxim actually has something worth reading. This is why they sell. The teaser pictures are just to catch your eye.
In other words, it's no more porn than Vogue (less actually), but actually has something to read.
Re: Yeah right (Score:1)
No, he's right. They do have a few good articles. Or at least they did when I last read one which was a long while ago.
I can sum up any Cosmopolitan article with the following.
"You are worthless/fat/ugly. You need a man. Here's how to get one."
golly jeepers (Score:5, Funny)
drinking game A**hole
I wonder what naughty word is under those stars? Arthole? Addhole? I sure do wish I knew, that would be swell.
See you in church Sunday!
Re:golly jeepers (Score:1)
Re:golly jeepers (Score:1)
Ah, editorial screwup. The usual word to be censored this way is "Asshole", which would mean two asterisks are used to censor "ss". The actual title of the drinking game is "A***hole", with three asterisks. It censors a completely different word, of course. Uncensored, it's "Alcohole".
Or at least that's the only way I think it could make sense as a title of a drinking game.
Re:golly jeepers (Score:1)
you arsehole, always blaming the editors....
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Kind of sad (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2, Insightful)
I tried playing the American version, mainly because you could expand it with downloadable modules, but due to all the cultural references I didnt find it as funny. I'd imagine the same would go for Americans playing the UK version.
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2)
I imagine this game(the guy game) would get equally boring as not only would you have trivia becoming tired, you'd also have to sit through the same nudity over and over again. I like boobies as much as the next gamer, but its going to be just like any other FMV - Repetitive as hell. I also don't find the women in the screenshots that hot. If I wanted girl-ne
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2, Interesting)
Guessing you didn't get a chance to play YDKJ: Online, back in the days of Bezerk (or whatever it was called). They had a thing going where several times a week, they'd put up new "episodes", containing new questions you can play through, and they had prizes for high scores. It didn't take the questions and add them all together to make a game like the norma
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2)
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2)
Re:Kind of sad (Score:2)
These days (I'm 3 years out, dating a 4th year in college), I'll play, but I rarely drink when I'm supposed to...beer is too good to guzzle. I realized about my junior year that I just really liked playing cards *and* drinking beer and asshole was the perfect combination. Now, you start playing drinking strip pok
Am I reading this right? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Am I reading this right? (Score:2, Informative)
Titillation (Score:1)
In this internet age it would be far quicker to find a far more realistic image by just firing up your browser of choice.
Re:Titillation (Score:2)
Remember, if you have to think, it isn't manly.
Leisure Suit Larry for the 21st century (Score:1)
Re:Leisure Suit Larry for the 21st century (Score:2, Informative)
No, actually, it wouldn't be LSL for the 21st century, because they're already making one [sierra.com].
Just get over it and... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now theres a game that should be eye-toy compatible. Or a killer-app for Xbox Live.
(I wouldn't play this game, but you have to admit, it would sell. Especially among Slashdot readers.)
Re:Just get over it and... (Score:1)
Re:Just get over it and... (Score:2)
Re:Just get over it and... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just get over it and... (Score:2)
IGN (Score:5, Funny)
So they're "sorta chubby"?
Moms buying for their kid (Score:3, Funny)
Re:rated M? (Score:2)
I think you ment
Oh and by the way.. You're Welcome!
Re:From Retro to Porno? (Score:1)
what do you think?
Re:From Retro to Porno? (Score:3, Funny)
IGNXbox is notoriously bad with ratings. You should take all of IGN's ratings with a grain of salt nowadays... especially Xbox.
Re:From Retro to Porno? (Score:4, Funny)
I was pretty amused by that review. A select quote...
Bikini Karate Babes was left open to be picked apart by its competition: Dead or Alive 3, NASCAR Racing 2002, Predator on the NES, and the peanut butter cookie from the vending machine.
See thats useful, cause now I know that I would be happier with the cookie. Thank IGN.
BMX-XXX meets you dont know Jack. (Score:1)
Like I said in a previous post, this kind of games never take off due to their lack of quality, obviously the publisher is relying on its shock value instead, and at the end that will sink the game. Judging by
Re:BMX-XXX meets you dont know Jack. (Score:2)
It'll probably sell just as well as BMX XXX, too.
gah if I wanted porn in a game (Score:1)
Wonderful (Score:1)
Not even the teenagers (Score:1)
What? (Score:1)
Talk about a fall from grace...