Fear Effect, Hunter The Reckoning Movies Optioned 39
Thanks to GameGossip for pointing to a Hollywood Reporter article revealing that German uber-producer Uwe Boll has optioned the rights to movies based on Fear Effect and Hunter: The Reckoning. Boll, who had previously claimed his planned Dungeon Siege film had "major crossover potential because of its unique blend of action and fantasy, on the order of Lord of the Rings", and is behind the House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark movies, says Hunter: The Reckoning (originally from the White Wolf pen-and-paper RPG) will be a "hard, brutal, fast-paced ensemble film in the tradition of 'X-Men.'" Hunter will "shoot this summer in downtown Vancouver", with budgets for the 2 movies "ranging from $15 million-$25 million", but it's not known why Eidos' Fear Effect was optioned.
Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:3, Funny)
Please, let the madness stop here...
Re:Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:3, Insightful)
I could imagine some quite decent movies from, say, the White Wolf [white-wolf.com] line of RPGs, but I do agree th
Re:Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:1)
Are you kidding? SMB barely stuck to the game at all, and it was one of the worst of the bunch. And the FF movie couldn't really stick to the game either (since each FF game has a different world), and it was only mediocre. (Granted, though, the FF movie was a rehash of FF7, but just different enough to where yo
Re:Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:2)
Name one game to movie film that followed the game it was based on closely... Maybe Tomb Raider?
and that one was fairly successful.
Supporting your view is Resident Evil where they had no characters from the orignal game and made it a percurso
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Disney's most successful non-Pixar, non-Miramax movie in the last 20 years was based on a theme park ride. A ride!
Previews for "The Mask 2" feature yet another CGI dancing baby.
They just released yet another gross-out romantic comedy starring Ben Stiller, on the heels of yet another sentimental romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant.
So, yes. Hollywood is out of ideas.
Special psychic advanced review: Both of the movies mentioned in this article will
Re:Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:3, Insightful)
They are in the business of making money, not providing good movies. There was a time when those two overlapped more, and perhaps could still today- but Hollywood doesn't seem to think so. They'd rather try to beat every dead horse they can find, capita
Re:Please, sweet God, NOOOO (Score:1)
uh. (Score:2)
Suck is an understatement (Score:3, Funny)
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House of the Dead is to gaping inescapable gravitic black hole event horizion ultra doom deathsuction.
Although I might be understating the situation somewhat.
Noo... Noooooooooo.... (Score:1)
HotD has replaced Gigli and Ishtar as the Worst Movie Evar(tm). Not only would I recommend not seeing it, I'd probably encourage people to gouge their own eyes out if they were to be forced to see it. It'd probably hurt less.
Uwe Bowl - Why? (Score:1, Interesting)
Zombies gone Wild! (Score:4, Interesting)
All you need to do, is cast an attractive young European actress, get her to flash some mammary and you will turn a profit when all is said and done. Do these films ever make the top 10? No. But they don't need to, they just need a modest run in theaters and then a modest batch of sales in the video and DVD markets and profit is yours.
Think of all the terrible slasher films of the 70s and beyond. Why do they still get made? Because they make a lot of money when you look at the big picture.
Re:Zombies gone Wild! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Zombies gone Wild! (Score:2)
You need a lot of these movies to get made before the same thing happens with videogame films. Maybe around the time when Doom 7 and TombRaider 16 hit the silver screen, somebody will make the realization you mention and put out a classic. The problem really is the sample size, we only have about a dozen crappy game movies, when we have 100 surely one of them will be good.
Boll Shit (Score:2)
Don't forget, he has the rights to Bloodrayne [imdb.com] as well. I hope that made your day!
Re:Boll Shit (Score:2)
But Alone in the Dark, man... that's sad. It's bad enough the games themselves have tailspinned into crapdom after the atmospheric first outing, now we have to have a wire stunt kung fu shooting zombie action movie with the name as well?
Why does Uwe have such a hardon for video game lisences when he doesn't actually bother making the movie
Re:Boll Shit (Score:2)
My guess is that this douche actually thinks gamers want to see these movies because of their license, hoping to score better on DVD sales. If that's the case, he should at least shoot for some popular video game licenses.
Or, maybe he's just trying to piss gamers off, something that he does very well.
still waiting... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:still waiting... (Score:2)
Screw Hunter (Score:2, Interesting)
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"Rod Ferrell was a troubled boy. He claims he was molested during a Black Mass that his grandfather made him attend. He was fascinated by role-playing games, graduating from "Dungeons and Dragons" to "Vampire: The Masquerade."
The fact that the last part is considered relevant says a lot.
Re:Screw Hunter (Score:2)
I think White Wolf would want a bigger budget, a good director and cast for Vampire or Werewolf, were they to be optioned for movies.
Mage, OTOH, I could see being a TV show more than a movie, especially on HBO or Showtime, where they could be a bit more free to work than on network TV.
though if the Dungeons and Dragons movie is any indication, Hollywood would just really screw it up.
Too true.
Re:Screw Hunter (Score:1)
True. Getting down stuff like the blood magic alone would be killer expensive.
Mage, OTOH, I could see being a TV show more than a movie, especially on HBO or Showtime, where they could be a bit more free to work than on network TV.
Mage could work as a TV series. But as long as we're talking about other RPGs, a Call of Cthulu show would be great. Yeah, I know, it's not Wh
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Re:Screw Hunter (Score:5, Funny)
They already did, it was called Underworld [imdb.com]. No, not precisely based off White Wolf's game, but enough so that WW filed a lawsuit. And the actors all look and behave like bad LARPers, so really, I think it works.
Re:Screw Hunter (Score:1)
Speaking as somebody who is somewhat familiar with Vampire: The Masquerade, Underwold wasn't really similar enough to be that lawsuit-worthy. Sure it had vampire clans, elder vampires, blood feuds, etc., but these have long been tired, uninspired staples of the genre (Anne Rice, anybody?). Besides which, the whole "secret war" thing was handled differentl
Re:Screw Hunter (Score:2)
I hate to disagree (Who am I kidding, I read Slashdot!), in most Vampire/Werewolf games they're meant to keep it a secret but it's all shoot-outs in the subway and werewolves running around everywhere yelling "Blood!".
Note that this is mot a complaint about the White Wolf rulesystem or setting (Mage and Mummy are two of my favourite RPGs, I also enjoy most of the others.. not Changeling though, seemed slightly watery), just a comment on some of the LARP Vampire games I've seen.. and been involved in.
I sha
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Fear Effect (Score:2)
why Fear Effect? (Score:1)
Re:why Fear Effect? (Score:2)
Fear Effect 3... (Score:2)
White Wolf may as well whore out the WoD (Score:2)
They have a link to their press release href="http://www.white-wolf.com/huntermovie.html"
They just ended their World of Darkness last week. [white-wolf.com]
So why not make a little more money off of their fans before they forget about the WoD.
LK