N-Gage QD Review - No More Side-Talkin' 117
jasoncart writes "After the apparently poor uptake, and questionable design of the original N-Gage, have Nokia taken the hint when designing the next model - the N-Gage QD? Ferrago has a hands-on review."
I don't get it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:2)
it's not like you're talking into a makeup box like with xelibris.
Re:I don't get it... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:2)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Informative)
While that's an easy stance to take, I feel I should point out that the 6800 series of phones are also built by Nokia. Therefore someone in Nokia must have a clue, it just doesn't appear to be the ones who designed the N-Gage.
Perhaps the real problem with the N-GAGE form factor is that Nokia tried to pack too much stuff into it. The N-GAGE does games, Java, MP3s, Radio, Bluetooth, IR, and a bunch of other junk all while trying to be a phone. At the very least, the standard battery simply wouldn't be powerful enough for more than a half-hour of game time. A single game could result in serious draw by the following devices:
- Main CPU
- Bluetooth processor
- 3D GPU
- FM Digital Signal Processor
- LCD Color Display
- Standby GSM communications
Between all of those, I wouldn't be surprised if the power draw was somewhere around 3-10 Watts! ("Standby" power draw of a phone is usually less than a Watt.) You'd need a Laptop battery to power the thing for any appreciable amount of time. If Nokia had simply scaled back the device in a few areas, they might have had a good shot at a first gen device. Instead they overengineered it and guaranteed failure.
BTW, I think I know why you have to remove the battery to change the game. The Nokia engineers were probably stumped by the issue of making the user reboot the handheld before changing the cartrige. Game systems like the NES and Gameboy would actually lock the cartrige when they were turned on. Nokia's solution was to instead force people to remove the battery. This guarantees that the phone will be shut off when the cartriges are swapped and circumvents the requirement for a mechanical switch to lock the cartrige. It was still a dumb idea.
There is no IR. (Score:2)
Re:There is no IR. (Score:2)
Yeah, I realized that after posting. It's a 104 MHz ARM processor that does both 2D and 3D. Granted, that's more power than my 486 had back when I was running Doom, MechWarrior, and Wing Commander 3, but it seems like it wouldn't quite be enough to port something like Red Faction. I'm guessing they take the old "cheat like hell" route.
but ther
Cheat? More like suck. (Score:2)
The N-Gage has no business running 3D games.
Sadly, the best parts of the N-Gage were removed from the QD. I listen to the radio a lot on mine, and use it for a lot of MP3s and other media (especially since I can't sync my iPod what with the sbp2 layer being broken in Linux 2.6). My friend bought a Motorola V600. My N-Gage has 1mb more device RAM, the MMC slot, and t
Re:Cheat? More like suck. (Score:2)
Rise of the Triad? Oooo... now there's an insult if I've ever heard one.
The N-Gage has no business running 3D games.
I can't say I disagree. Good 3D requires a hellva lot more than pushing a few polygons. At the very least, you'd need a bigger screen for a better FOV. And programming for a dinky 104MHz ARM? Reminds me of the days of RayCasters and home brew 3D engin
The N-Gage is still the best choice. (Score:2)
The fact that it didn't do so well is an outgrowth of one simple fact: Nokia pissed off their target audience with their bullshit ads. Everyone was under the impression in was a shitty Gameboy with a cellphone involved (which is a more accurate description of the N-Gage QD).
If they had
Re:I don't get it... (Score:4, Funny)
Well, I know my girlfriend likes it when I look like that.
Re:I don't get it... (Score:1)
And, joy of joys, the ear-piece is on the front! No longer shall the Nokia owning mobile gamer have to slink away to a darkened corner before answering his phone to avoid the notoriously embarrassing 'you're speaking into a taco in public' scenario.
I can now often be seen talking into doors and thin air with me Nokia 3200 - yes, I am sad at times
As funny as the website was... (Score:2)
I think the sidetalkin' hype has blinded Nokia to the major problem with the device-- namely, th
I won't buy this one either (Score:1, Interesting)
No longer looks like you're talking into a taco! (Score:4, Funny)
No new security? (Score:2, Interesting)
Now and then N-Gage jwarez appears on p2p networks. So do they really profit or are most users pirating the games?
Well, at least they weren't sucked into the (proprietary) GNU/Debina hype.
Yep. (Score:5, Informative)
I wrote a postmortem of the original N-Gage [gamerseurope.com] [google cache] [66.102.11.104] which details what the QD fixes - I would add though that the QD is by no means a 'small' phone, it's almost the width of an old Nokia 1610!
Re:Yep. (Score:2)
Going/Has to Bomb (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Going/Has to Bomb (Score:2)
Re:Going/Has to Bomb (Score:2)
Re:Going/Has to Bomb (Score:3)
Re:Going/Has to Bomb (Score:1)
If the PSP and Nintendo DS were never unveiled this year, the N-Gage QD would've done ok. I actually sympathize with Nokia on this one. They quic
No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:1)
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:5, Funny)
The answer is simple: BIGGER POCKETS!
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:2)
I prefer multidimensional pockets personally.
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:3, Interesting)
Convergence
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:1)
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:2)
When they can invent a phone with a 19" screen, 3D accelleration, a mouse and a keyboard that fits in your pocket easily, I'll buy it.
I'm getting a VR vibe out of this idea. RSDs over one or both eyes, with keyboard and mouse implemented by tracking the tips of your fingers using the gloves you're wearing.
It sounds like a good idea...
Re:No matter how good it is I'm not getting one (Score:2)
well at least they fixed my main complaint (Score:1)
Re:well at least they fixed my main complaint (Score:1)
I'm hoping that is if some worthwhile games come out for it, which seems unlikely.
Lost the Advantage. (Score:3, Interesting)
Not many considering the only time gamers really talk about it is how cool "it could have been" and how ugly it is. Making it less ugly doesn't increase it's chances in a market which since the original's launch is clearly going to see some strong competition in the "high-end" portable gaming market.
Re:Lost the Advantage. (Score:5, Interesting)
There's still a niche market. If I could get a cell phone that plays decent games for under $99, I'd consider it. Now that they've gotten some of the major issues out of the way, it might be worth another look.
Would I sell my Game Boy Advance SP for it? Oh hell no. But I do enjoy the odd game on my cell phone from time to time. Why? For the simple reason that my phone goes with me everywhere. My Game Boy... well it sits around my apartment. Maybe I think to grab it if I know I'm gonna be waiting somewhere.
So no, I don't agree that nobody will care. However, I'm not optimistic enough to think they could reach millions of units sold. They're going to have to figure something out to make it that popular. Maybe that'll happen? They have the whole wireless thing going for it. Multiplayer gaming could be cool. Who cares if only 10 thousand are on the market, nation wide, you can still find somebody to play against.
The reality is that it's probably dead. Pity, they had some of the right things in place. One way or another, I do feel that cell phones will have more gaming capabilities down the road.
Re:Lost the Advantage. (Score:2)
I think you have unintentionally struck on why these will never work. I had never really thought in this line, but when you carry your gameboy how many games do you carry? I know I carry a few usually. As you
Re:Get a Zodiac from Tapwave instead (Score:1)
Subsidized cell phone with limited game playing ability for $99 (N-gage)
or
Palm pilot clone... with limited game playing for $300 (Tapwave)
or
Dedicated game machine for $99 with over 1000 games for it. (GBA SP)
It's gonna be even harder when the PSP and the Nintendo DS come out... but I don't think that the tapwave is a viable platform for most people for games... because it's too expensive.
Calling on my GBA (Score:3, Interesting)
I will buy this kind of mixed system when Nintendo includes a cell phone in GBA.
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:3, Insightful)
I honestly doubt that Nintendo will ever do that. Nintendo tends to focus on features related to gaming, unlike other companies that put out "game" systems.
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:2)
Maybe Nintendo don't need to. We've already seen portable media players from third parties, a third party GSM phone attachment would be priceless.
Although with the current GBA-SP it wouldn't be very practical. You would need a second speaker (one which doesn't irk other people in your immediate vicinity) as well as a microphone, and the two would need to be on opposite sides of the device. That is one hell of a chunky addon module. :-(
What I really, really, really want to see from the GBA-SP is officia
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:2)
It was still a lame attempt, if you've seen the switch-lock on the original Game Boy, you couldn't physically get the game in or out of the slot without shutting it off first.
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:2)
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:1)
But, I don't make extensive use of this feature, so it might just be that it wouldn't work reliably in the hands of an active mmc swapper..
Re:Calling on my GBA (Score:1)
Not good for a gamer (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Not good for a gamer (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Not good for a gamer (Score:1)
It actually makes me wonder what the memory size is for the NGage. I'm pretty sure the GBA SP allows at least 256 meg per pak.
Anyone got any idea how much mem the NGage has?
Re:Not good for a gamer (Score:2)
However, that's all missing the point. 8MB ROM cards are cheaper to make than 16MB ROM cards.
Re:Not good for a gamer (Score:2)
I like the specs (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember nintendo saying they we're leaving 3D more or less out of the GBA because it's not well suited for small screens. That may not be entirely true, but I do think it's a bad idea to try and make a 3D portable console without consideration for the small screen size. They should take more advantage of the small size to 'cheat'. Take a look At King of Fighters R2 for the Gameboy advance. Could they really squeeze all of KOF2001 (more or less what it's based on) onto a 16 MB game boy cartidge? No of cousre not, but because everything is so small and low res, they can cut down on the detail in the sprites and it still looks good, because you're eye won't miss the details that much anyway.
try to do too many things, you're bad at all (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:try to do too many things, you're bad at all (Score:2)
Brave attempt but no thanks (Score:2, Interesting)
I was really impressed by the first version until I found out about having to remove the battery to change games. Then when the QD came out I was disappointed that they had dropped MP3 support.
Looks like I won't be getting a Nokia N-Gage this time round either and will happily wait for the Nintendo DS. Now if only the DS supported Java we would have ALOT of open source source software on a decent device! VOIP perhaps?
Re:Brave attempt but no thanks (Score:1)
Re:Brave attempt but no thanks (Score:1)
How can you say that!?!?!?!?! With all the java enabled phones already it would make sense to use Java rather than C/++ ;-)
Re:Brave attempt but no thanks (Score:1)
however, the greatest gripe is that they removed the stereo headphone jack as a "feature"
Sounds bad to me
Nice phone/console (Score:2, Interesting)
I've seen this thing and the original in action and the improvement is vast. It make you wonder what the hell Nokia was thinking when they didn't do this the first time around and I'd definitely consider one if they got some decent games on it. You can have all the hardware in the world but it's worthless without software support which the N-Gage is horribly lacking in.
similar fate as PDA phones (Score:4, Interesting)
I think PDA phones have it better in that the features provided are easier to do and less likely tot leave you wanting a stand alone device. Consider the gaming mentality though, gamers want faster, better graphics and more options. I definitely think this convergence device will (and has) have a hard time catering to that crowd.
So in follow up, can Nokia maintain the product with such a small market segment? Considering the price of development (anyone know what royalties Nokia is tossing out?) I doubt they can maintain any sort of decent game library.
--AlphaDecay
Re:similar fate as PDA phones (Score:1)
This is true. I own a Treo 300, a convergence device made by Handspring (now PalmOne). It is huge, atracts funny looks whenever I answer or make a call, and fits awkwardly into my pocket.
+5 Informative?? how (Score:4, Informative)
How can this guy even be a +1? Obviously he isn't even a real tester because if he's been playing a QD how can you miss the BLARRINGLY OBVIOUS MULTIPLAYER OPTION OVER BLUETOOTH
Re:+5 Informative?? how (Score:2)
As a NGage owner ... (Score:5, Informative)
Yep, I'm using an NGage. Not because of the gaming stuff (which does increase the gadget value) but because it has a lot of nice features and was cheap to buy. It works both in Europe and the US, it's got Bluetooth and runs Symbian applications. Most of all, I really appreciate the radio function and being able to record songs I like when I hear them.
Though I also find it funny, I have never experienced the "Dumbo effect". The phone comes with a nice handsfree and if that's not cool enough, you can always go for a Bluetooth headset.
Personally, I wouldn't buy the new phone and I think Nokia is shooting themselves in the foot beleiving people will buy a phone only for the gaming capabilities.
Re:As a NGage owner ... (Score:1)
At the time I bought it here in the UK it was one of the cheapest smartphones available at only 100 pounds (about 170 dollars I guess). I liked that it was flexible as you could add a wide range of software to it. Also since it does so much it makes a wonderful tool/entertainment system that I always carry with me, something thats' very useful for passing the time as I commute on the train. With a 256mb MMC there's a lot you can do with it.
I
So finally it has become more practical (Score:2)
Keypad (Score:2)
Talkin' Patents.. erm out of my back-*side* (Score:1)
port netBSD to it, make it useful (Score:1)
Why are they still using MIDP 1.1? (Score:1)
No good games... (Score:1, Insightful)
It looks great (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course it's expensive enough to not be worth buying unless you do need it as a cell phone.
I wonder how many people will pass it up for this reason.
Re:It looks great (Score:1)
Mourning the death of the best feature (Score:3, Funny)
R.I.P. sidetalking...
duh its an urban legend (Score:2, Interesting)
still i guess a more ergonomic design should be encouraged
N-Gage QD Has a Niche (Score:2, Interesting)
Did anybody buy that thing? (Score:1)
Although the model that was 4' wide and actually worked was kind of cool.
Did they do any focus group tests on the original? (Score:1)
Is it really that hard to get good information from focus groups? I have been in a two focus groups in the past. One involved laundry deterge
Not gonna happen (Score:1)
Re:Not gonna happen (Score:1)
Re:Pfft (Score:5, Funny)