Video Games Changing the Workplace 23
kwolf22 writes "Last night, Marketplace aired the story: The New Video Frontier (audio available). From the show description : 'Host David Brown talks to author Mitchell Wade (Got Game: How the Gamer Generation Is Reshaping Business Forever) about the video game industry and how first person shooter games will change workplace dynamics for the next generation of employees.' Mr. Wade brings up some interesting points about how persistance in gaming translates to persistance on the job."
Bosh! (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, how often do you have to save the world from your boss, who just happens to be a hellspawned demon who lurks below the building within flunky-filled caverns and throws fireballs around for fun?
Re:Bosh! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bosh! (Score:5, Funny)
In our company's basement there is a door that is labeled "Boss only".
Though we are not allowed to go in, we occationally hear swooshing sounds and hellish screams as though they came from imps and cacodemons (as if such creatures existed).
Some times my boss walks around with some large Blue , Yellow and Red cards. I have even seen him turn around and getting his yellow card before opening a yellow door. I don't know why.
Once he even asked if i knew where his BFG9000 was. WTF is a BFG9000? Boss must be crazy.
However, the worst thing is when he asked my when re-enforments from Earth were coming. Where does he think he is? Mars? haha.
I have no doubt the boss is crazy. I mean, who keeps a machine chainsaw in his office?
Re:Bosh! (Score:1)
What? You don't do that? Huh...
Re:Bosh! (Score:1)
Re:Bosh! (Score:1)
Re:Bosh! (Score:1)
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Already changed my workplace (Score:1, Interesting)
first person shooter / workplace dynamics (Score:1)
You mean like people running around the office shooting anything that moves? Or when Management runs around and fires anyone who complains?
Sounds like Baaaad workplace dynamics... I'd uninstall it if I were you.
How to use automatic weapons? (Score:3, Funny)
Richard Chesler : [Reading a piece of paper] "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?"
Narrator : [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler : "The second rule of Fight Club" - is this yours?
Narrator : Huh?
Richard Chesler : Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator : [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair]
Narrator : [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator : [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands]
Narrator : [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator : Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
[Phone rings]
Narrator : [Into phone] Compliance and Liability... ?
Marla Singer : My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator : [to boss] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.
Gamers enjoy talking to other gamers! (Score:4, Interesting)
This will give me some extra time to talk to him and just get to know him better. He is the client and I am his contractor. I believe this will help the project since we both will have spent time together outside cubicle land and we don't always have to talk business.
Re:Gamers enjoy talking to other gamers! (Score:1)
Re:Gamers enjoy talking to other gamers! (Score:1)
pretending (Score:5, Insightful)
If I'm really lucky, I can get through the entire day before I remember how pathetic this is.
Re:pretending (Score:1)
Halo 2 is checking (Score:2)
Anyone bothered to check the halo2 .xbe ?
0x0041158C, "XboxHardwareInfo"
0x00411594, "XboxKrnlVersion"
0x00411770, "HalDiskSerialNumber"
0x00411774, "HalDiskModelNumber"
etc
That's it, just package this checking code into the most popular xbox live game and that's it...I think they should have at least given some kind of warning though.
Someone should take a cue from Halo (Score:2)
Re:Someone should take a cue from Halo (Score:2)
They forgot to mention (Score:1)