EA Considering Sims TV Show 210
Reuters is carrying the news that Electronic Arts is considering creating a television show based on 'The Sims'. The show would allow viewers to vote on what the avatars in the show would do. From the article: "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom, and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show."
From EA? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:From EA? (Score:4, Funny)
Okay, I know it's karma whoring/destroying but I cannot resist the obvious:
-- <Arcturus|BuF>, www.bash.org [bash.org]
Re:From EA? (Score:3, Funny)
What is sad... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:What is sad... (Score:3, Funny)
1.) All the characters will wear EA branded clothes.
2.) All the thiefs will wear ESPN/sega clothes.
3.) The sims character will only watch EA sportcenter.
4.) The only profession available in the sims world is programmer for EA.
5.) All the commercials between the show will be Madden commercials.
6.) When the characters are in the shower, they'll sing EA slogans.
7.) The sim dating service will give each other EA sports games only.
8.) There will be a EA monopoly holiday that req
Die Already (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Die Already (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Die Already (Score:2, Interesting)
What we are going to see is not sims watching TV, showering and making coffee. It's seeing sims "WooHoo", and sims can "WooHoo" time after time after time after time as long as you make them do it in the jacuzzi.
So basically, EA is going to make a tv show where people are going to have mad sex in a jacuzzi nonstop. Who wouldnt want to see that?
Re:Die Already (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Die Already (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Die Already (Score:2)
Hahaha, if we can't slashdot them with bandwidth, let's slashdot them with a hostile takeover! You evil bastard, I need to add you to my friends list.
-matt
Re:Die Already (Score:4, Funny)
*Insert drowning scene*
The End.
Re:Die Already (Score:2)
Tell us, Sims publishers, will one of the objects on the Sims show be a dead horse? Will the audience be able to direct mobs of Sims over to beat it for several hours?
I'd have to chemically alter my own reality in new and extreme ways to be able to watch this reality show.
Re:Die Already (Score:2)
Re:Die Already (Score:5, Insightful)
This would be a very bizarre cross-breed indeed. Most "reality" shows aren't reality, they're game shows (Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelorette, etc.). Perhaps the "follow people around" shows count as reality (The Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, etc.). The Sims TV show would fall in the latter category so would be more of a reality show than the game shows, but is virtual so is less reality. It's quite the irony.
But of course it would fail. People watch the Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, Ashlee, Carmen & Dave, Anna Nicole, etc., because they're celebrities (though I don't understand why that would be enticing). I doubt the Sims qualify.
Re:Die Already (Score:2)
I hate "reality tv", but I have to say: Watching an elderly, incoherant rockstar take out the garbage is strangely fascinating.
Re:Die Already (Score:2)
People actually watch these shows because they like to laugh and the absurdly stupid exploits of human cartoons. Why not just let the viewer set the traps for the characters to fall in.
Not until we have the EQ channel (Score:2)
Because no-one has started broadcasting an EQ channel where you can watch other people playing EQ.
And you thought home shopping network was dull...
Xix.
Sims in the bedroom (Score:5, Funny)
If they leave the bedroom option in there, I think I can see the future of this show already.
Another follow-weird-family show ... (Score:3, Interesting)
Who will watch that once the new of it is over?
One out there already? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:One out there already? (Score:2)
very strange...
Won't get past the FCC (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Won't get past the FCC (Score:2)
Hmm (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
22 minutes.
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
Play it like I do... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Play it like I do... (Score:2)
The title shall be! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Play it like I do... (Score:2)
this is a horrible idea (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
Sounds like it's almost a guarentee that G4 will air it.
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
Rob
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
You're right,The Sims can't manage anything that long and complex. When the votes have sent every character to have a crap, a shower and a shag, the series, let alone the episode, will be over.
Mind you, I suppose Sex in the City and Star Trek Voyager got by for a while with plots little more complex than that.
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
The ratings for shows like Desperate Housewives and Lost would disagree with you. Both shows are hour-long dramas with extended storylines that aren't neatly wrapped up by the end of each episode, and they're both popular as hell.
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
Re:this is a horrible idea (Score:2)
"Na paaalaa oolooo leekeelaaaa!"
If so, will it have subtitles? Seriously, the game was bad. A cartoon/TV show will be even worse.
Amazing (Score:2, Insightful)
Apologies to Penny Arcade (Score:5, Funny)
(Apologies to Penny Arcade [penny-arcade.com])
Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, and don't forget to frame the whole picture in a Gameboy DS top and bottom display for over 15 hours continuously.
Next on G4...
Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade (Score:2)
Goddamnit, I think you just broke my brain.
Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade (Score:2)
Reality? (Score:3, Funny)
How will this be entertaining ? (Score:3, Insightful)
Wouldn't this be like:
... well I just don't understand why anyone would spend their time on it.
a) playing a game with terrible latency and / or controls
b) watching someone with multiple personality disorder play the game
In either case I really don't think it'll fly. The Sims was popular ( well , I didn't like it ) because of the fact that you control it. If you don't have control , or are only one vote of thousands
Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:5, Insightful)
The Sims have sex.
Out pops a baby.
The Sims, ignoring their baby, have sex.
Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:3, Insightful)
Has it really been that long since the last time you were reminded of this?
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2)
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2)
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:3, Insightful)
Well obviously the network will have an electoral collage system of writers set in place, to keep the stupid masses from truly having what they want. The writers will really run the whole show; from time to time they may base their decisions off the popular vote, just enough to keep the facade of democracy up..."The viewers really don't know what they want, or what's good for them. Their votes would never constitute a good show, so lets do it our way. Truly it's what's best for them." -> It will be total
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2)
We already have American Idol to do that for us.
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2)
the chioces would be along the lines "they go to movies" or "they go to theatre". things that don't really matter.
remember that futurama ep where they go to the movies? and calcylon ends up doing some stupid calculus....
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2)
The Sims have sex.
The Sims have sex.
Out pops a baby.
The Sims, ignoring their baby, have sex
You sir, in my opinion, should receive the most insightful post of the year award. You summed up every family I have ever known in what should be song lyrics.
Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. (Score:2, Insightful)
Silly gimmick (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Silly gimmick (Score:3, Insightful)
Reality TV: Gimmick and (unfortunately) popular.
MTV: Gimmick and caught on almost immediately.
Bad anime made to sell action figures (think Draginball Z): Gimmick with millions of American viewers.
So don't discount it just because it sounds gimmicky. It may surprise you how many idiots addicted to bad TV there are out there who will actually watch this type of thing.
Re:Silly gimmick (Score:2)
MTV was cool when it still played music, but they haven't done that since I was a teenager.
Reality TV has always rather sucked. The one exception to that so far was the 2nd season of The Surreal Life (and that was a show that made fun of reality tv. Traci Bingham trying to pants Ron Jeremy to get a look at his member was just amusing).
Re:Silly gimmick (Score:2)
Sigh.
What people really need (Score:3, Funny)
Now THAT would be news...
Fox's "When Animals Attack, Interactive". (Score:2)
And many, many more.
Crickey! (Score:5, Funny)
Interactive Steve Irwin! I like it!
We could tell him which dangerous animals to poke (and then declare "grumpy"), and which poisonous snakes to put on his head!
I'd even watch THAT on pay-per-view!
Re:Crickey! (Score:2)
Madonna: We've run out of dehydrated ice cream again. One of you bastards has been stealing it. The next supply shuttle doesn't arrive for another month. I don't think normal rations will last but another two weeks for the 5 of us at the rate that stuff is disappearing!
Clint Eastwood: You don't think, you say?
Sean Patrick Flanery: Eye. It looks like we'll have ta be poppin' people out o' the hatch sooner'n later.
Kevin Bacon: What? You
And you thought Survivor was bad (Score:2)
Darwin TV. (Score:2)
I've always said that everybody who plays The Sims has an uncanny facination with death. Dont believe me? Ask anyone who plays The Sims their most favorite moment. I can almost guarantee it has death involved in one form or another.
oh no. (Score:2)
well, if its succesful, it will be the definite proof that shit can indeed be turned into gold.
Or the reverse... (Score:2)
Toilet breaks? (Score:3, Funny)
Would they really? (Score:2)
Especially if they really let the players vote on what the Sims would do. But I guess they wouldn't really let, as people would cause all sorts of "wierd plagues" to hit the characters.
Strangerhood (Score:5, Interesting)
Personally, however, I prefer their Red vs. Blue [redvsblue.com], a series done using Halo, and more recently Halo 2.
Re:Strangerhood (Score:2)
Even with The Strangerhood being as weak as it is, though, this idea that EA's come up with is far, far worse.
Rob
Re:Strangerhood (Score:2)
We were attempting the "if you ignore it it'll go away" strategy. However, now that you broke the spell: You're right, it's eerily similar.
That thing reeks of "big corporation buys out lil' guys that had one good idea and pays them to make uninspired, derivative drivel to hype their product", in my humble opinion.
Ray Bradbury predicted this... (Score:2, Interesting)
Penny Arcade Covered This One (Score:5, Funny)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm watching him watch his Sims watch TV."
Now it's going to be:
"I'm watching him watch TV to watch the Sims so he can vote for what the Sims watch on TV."
..wow.... (Score:5, Funny)
Most reality television shows have been awful, this one appears to be the next step in the de-evolution of the human species. This show just perpetuates my theory: Most humans do not want to think, they just want to be told what to do. This removes their need for personal responsibility and accountability.
Fellow slashdotters excluded, of course....
Re:..wow.... (Score:2)
And ac
Re:..wow.... (Score:2)
As for reality shows, you are completely right (but you misspelled "all"). When I catch a glimpse of them (sadly, the women in my family are
I don't think this is strictly EA (Score:2)
Of course, I always liked his other TV show idea which was to record people's interacttions with robots... such as a tennis ball pitching one (going about 60 mph on the delivery). That would make better tv IMHO.
Kill me now! (Score:2)
We already had a show exactly like this (Score:2)
And yes, the orders where screened before they were p
Basis for the TV show (Score:2)
A reality TV show based on a game that's based on real life that's based on a TV show, based on a game, based on real life, TV show.... *head explodes*
Decisions, decisions... (Score:2)
Play the Sims, or watch the Sims?
On the one hand, the Sims is designed as interactive entertainment from the get go, and (while I don't care for it) it is quite successful at that for a lot of people.
On the other hand... uhhh... on the other hand... uhhh... isn't there always an "other hand"?
(Sometimes the issue really is black and white. Next up on Reality Television, a Quake 3 Tournament where you, the viewer, get to vote on what key Thresh will push next!)
Piss themselves (Score:2)
how many gamers watch tv anyways? (Score:2)
Penny Arcade? Do you think Sims feel pain... (Score:2)
A certain VGCats comic [vgcats.com] has an even deeper insight here...
Do you think Sims feel pain...?
Money Bomb (Score:2)
and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show.
On Belgian tv you have these "tv games" in dead idle time. You sms to a 4digit number, 1 Euro will be reducted and some action will happen on screen. (like a rocketguy will be fired to blow up a planet, or whatever game there's playing). It's fun, if you feel like paying 1 Euro for a 'keypress' or like to remotely play a game like that cause you're bored in the night. (there are SMS-chatrooms like that as well on the tv, or tele
Already done (Score:2, Insightful)
first there was MUDs, then MMOGs, now MSTGs (Score:2)
Diebold Voting Machine for The Sims (Score:2)
-Don
Big Brother (Score:2)
In fact, initially that was one of the main reasons why I used to play The Sims...I liked the concept of Big Brother, but I didn't like the confrontational idiots they normally got on there, or the foul subject matter that was typically used to lure viewers.
With The Sims 2 I get to mess around with architectural design, putting Sims together, and all the social networking stuff/intrigue that can go along with it...but I don't get the un
Re:Big Brother (Score:2)
Mentioned last March (Score:2)
I'm way late on this (Score:2)
1. TRL
2. The Presidential Elections
3. Home Shopping
4. Reality TV
People love these little competitions about nothing consequential.
Shouldn't this be in the (Score:2)
Re:Seriously? (Score:2)
Re:Seriously? (Score:2)
Especially amusing was when the cartridge would heat up and start hosing the quantities of critters defending the keeps. Just a bit frightening heading into a castle and seeing that it's now defended by approximately "1KK" peasants.
Re:Here's the problem... (Score:2)
Re:Reality TV needs an overhaul (Score:2)