
Phantom Console May Never Materialize 253
CNN Money's excellent column Game On is running a piece discussing the conspicuous absence of the Phantom console from this year's E3. The service-based system which was to allow download and purchase of games via a living-room unit has been the subject of dubious press coverage and general mistrust, all of which appears to have been well deserved. From the article: "The company believes, based on past performance, that there is a high likelihood that sufficient capital will not be available ... and many or all of these milestones will be missed and the launch date will again shift and/or the company will go out of business..."
well duh... (Score:5, Funny)
Phantom Console May Never Materialize
+5, Amazing Grasp of the Obvious.
For those who don't know what this is about... (Score:5, Informative)
There, now I've done my karma-whoring for the day.
Re:For those who don't know what this is about... (Score:3, Funny)
Ignore the FUD! (Score:5, Funny)
Contrary to the nasty and malicious rumors, it's on schedule and will happen. I'm typing this from an early production model.
It sits right next to my brand new Amiga, whose operating system is based upon a release candidate of the Hurd kernel . .
hawk
Re:Ignore the FUD! (Score:5, Funny)
It sits right next to my brand new Amiga, whose operating system is based upon a release candidate of the Hurd kernel . . .
Upon which you are playing Duke Nukem Forever...
Re:Ignore the FUD! (Score:2)
Re:Ignore the FUD! (Score:2, Informative)
Ummm... VMWare is a real product though.
Re:Ignore the FUD! (Score:2)
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Re:Ignore the FUD! (Score:2)
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
no, it'll come out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:no, it'll come out (Score:2, Funny)
With Daikatana II preview
Re:no, it'll come out (Score:3, Funny)
Re:no, it'll come out (Score:2)
The real reason the console is delayed is because it will be based on Longhorn
I can't wait... (Score:5, Funny)
Phantom Console (Score:5, Insightful)
With the console games getting as fat as they've been (i.e. full DVD media) how in the hell do you expect people to download that much material (for one) and since it's not on a copy protected media, how would you trust that someone wouldn't just copy if off the local HD and play it for free?
And dont tell me about subscription unlocks and stuff. If they've figured out how to mod an XBox to play pir..err..copie...err.. BACKED UP games, hacked Windows XP to not need activation, hacked DirecTV / Dish / Cable / whatever, then surely whatever "authentication scheme" they choose will be broken, too.....
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I said I wasn't going to do it, but I was rather bored and did it anyway.
So it took four hours to download HL2 without the pre-cache files.
Work did take a few days though... but their connection is considerably slower then my cable modem.
Re:Phantom Console (Score:2)
I honestly have never used it, and don't know about how secure it is, but their source code itself was stolen, correct?
Re:Phantom Console (Score:2, Interesting)
And have my connection stuffed for DAYS? (Score:2)
<sarcasm>
Well, yes, because obviously I have no other use for my internet connection for _days_ than to download a game. Surely it'll be no problem take a break from downloading anything else, and for that matter from playing anything online, just to download a game.
And it makes so much sense to download 5 GB worth of game data (I can think of a few XBox games which, yes, are a full DVD) for days, and then find I can finish the game in 10 hours. Becaus
Re:Phantom Console (Score:3, Insightful)
since you never actually "own" the game, you essentially rent the game for a one time fee. they can revoke your right to use the game at their discretion at any time for any reason.
what a wonderful model upon to base all future game publishing.
i for one am willing to be handcuffed and ask permission to play games i
getting rid of the middleman (publishers) has always been a good thing... but not if you replace it with developer handcuffs. i don'
Downloading doesn't all have to be at once (Score:2)
It could download each level as the player needs, and even do it wisely, downloading the next level while the player is playing the current level.
Thus it may take a week to download the entire game (depending on how much the player plays) but the end-user wouldn't notice a difference.
Re:Phantom Console (Score:5, Insightful)
What else is available through it? HL1? Assorted mods? When Steam grows a respectable games catalogue, we'll know if it's a sucess or not. Not likely to happen either, unless Valve starts publishing new games on their own - other companies are more likely to create their own Steam rather than going through Valve. That'd be nice, having to use 10 different online buying/activation programs for games...
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As long as they are making wild promises and not delivering, why not?
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Comes with free 10G fiber broadband.
(Void where prohibited, subject to availability, may cause rectal bleeding)
good question... (Score:3, Funny)
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Hard OCP's expose (Score:5, Informative)
Of course, they then sued HardOCP [gamespot.com] and were generally nasty, so I'm pretty happy about the way this all turned out.
Re:Hard OCP's expose (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-0
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-0
I know I'm redundant here, but did anybody really not see this comming? They hyped this so-called "on demand", they only way they could have made it even more out landish is if they advertised to have it implated inside my brain.
Re:Hard OCP's expose (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget the one [penny-arcade.com] that actually references HardOCP and the suit!
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The man needs to fight fire with fire. Or do what the Kazaa people do and hop countries.
Re:Hard OCP's expose (Score:3, Interesting)
Then again, IANAL, and maybe his lawyers sucked.
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1. pitch gaming console to venture capitalists
2. collect 25 million
3. leave the country
4. Profit!! (25 million, or so)
That is assuming, they got any money... they just issued press releases, likely bogus ones to try and fool less wary investers than VC groups..
This just in!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong section (Score:2)
Best Evidence that Phantom Is Finished (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Best Evidence that Phantom Is Finished (Score:5, Funny)
...but Bacchus is still talking it up (Score:2)
He says it's all ready to go. They just need to get production started. It sounds really good the way they are describing it - "An Itunes for Video Games - in your living room." "We are the world's largest video game store." Pricing it at $20 a month sub, two year contract gets you the console.
Interviewer did a poor job because he didn't ask the most important question - WHAT ABOUT THE GAMES!!!
Re:Best Evidence that Phantom Is Finished (Score:2)
So? (Score:3, Insightful)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Junk faxing for stock (Score:5, Insightful)
If the company is that far down the tubes, there's not much hope of it ever producing a product.
Whuh? (Score:5, Funny)
Trinity: A deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.
Me: Uh... guys. The only thing they're changing again is their mailing address for corporate headquarters. Which is probably a public restroom in downtown Phoenix this time around.
it's been doomed since day one (Score:3, Informative)
No surprise at all really. It's one of the biggest example of vapourware ever....
Here's the HardOCP article which they got sued for. Loads of dodgy looking stuff here:
http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=NTEyLDI= [hardocp.com]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/02/20/infinium_
Re:it's been doomed since day one (Score:2)
And... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And... (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine 4,226,531 pennies - that's $42,265.31.
Okay, damn. It's still not much is it?
The title of the article says it all. (Score:2)
great... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:great... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:great... (Score:2)
Large?
Re:great... (Score:2)
Re:great... (Score:2)
Hey! He didn't say anything about having some money too!
TWW
This just out: New Pope is actually a catholic! (Score:2)
MS Office sucks.
Slow news day or what?
Launch Date & Debut (Score:2)
It was also supposed to debut at the Microsoft Mobile & Embedded DevCon 2005. Was anyone there? Was there any media coverage?
and finally.. and interview with the president of infinium labs... he discusses the launch date and the development milestones: http://www.tradersnation.com/iflb.shtml [tradersnation.com]
arrogant bastards (Score:2)
How hard is it (Score:2)
It's a PC, connected to a TV, with a server on the internet from which you can download games. If some company in China had come up with the idea, it'd have taken them a week to release a product.
Re:How hard is it (Score:3, Interesting)
All I'm saying is that it would have been real easy to make a few thousand of them. At the very least it would have enticed more investors to come on board to scam. The fact that it was vaporware for so long must have scared some investors away.
But despite of the ease of making the system, he couldn't' be bothered to even do that. It's like he's the laziest con artist in the world.
I thought this was clear (Score:2)
WOW, really!?! (Score:2)
Hidden Press Release to Executives... (Score:2, Funny)
CONTACT:
Timothy Roberts
Infinium Labs
www.phantom.net
SOMEWHERE,NIGERIA,5/20/2005
We might be going out of business like there is no tomorrow...But we sure made a killing on the market!
Why my stock went all the way up to $1.00 a share and we made millions off of those stupid stock traders.
With all our newfound money that we swindled from the market, we'll just probably go startup another company to steal money from people...I hear Nigeria is a good place to do stuff like this.
Press Release to the rest of the world... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hidden Press Release to Executives... (Score:2, Informative)
Timothy Roberts is a con artist, plain and simple. The only difference between him and the folks in Nigeria is he succeeded where others has failed. I like how the cops in Nigeria deal with con artist. When they find one, they just blow them away right there.
I feel sorry for anyone that bought IFLB.OB shares thinking it was gonna hit $1.00...$2.00...or more and watch it sink back down
Obvious Comment Checklist (Score:5, Funny)
Take two! They're small! [penny-arcade.com]
And another! [penny-arcade.com]
And still another! [penny-arcade.com]
Crow T. TrollbotRe:Obvious Comment Checklist (Score:4, Interesting)
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and
God help me that I know these. I'm never going to have a girlfriend, am I?
Duke Nukem Forever? (Score:2, Funny)
Revolution (Score:2)
Sega Channel (Score:2)
Anyone remember the Sega Channel [sega-16.com]?
Talk About Freaking Shady (Score:5, Funny)
Phantom(TM) Game Receiver
* AMD® Athlon(TM) XP 2500+ central processing unit (CPU)
* NVIDIA® GeForce(TM) FX 5700 Ultra graphics processing unit (GPU)
* NVIDIA nForce(TM)2 Ultra 400 platform processor
* 256 MB RAM
* 40 GB local content cache
* Microsoft Windows XP® Embedded Operating System
* Dynamic, personalized user interfaces customizable for age, gender or technical expertise
* Lapboard, mouse and game pad included
* HDTV and Dolby® Digital 5.1 compatible
* Works with any consumer-standard broadband Internet Service Provider (ISP): DSL or faster
You mean to tell me they've spent millions of dollars trying to build a normal computer, and FAILING??? What kind of real stupidity is going on here?
Re:Talk About Freaking Shady (Score:2)
Re:Talk About Freaking Shady (Score:2)
Re:Talk About Freaking Shady (Score:2)
but they would have needed a lot more money than they had even if they had tried to do a proper launch.
you know, buying 500 000-1 000 000 consoles up front is expensive - especially when your biz model would have been essentially renting the devices.
Re:Talk About Freaking Shady (Score:3, Insightful)
The investors - thats who.
From the Infinium Labs website... (Score:2, Interesting)
From Infinium's Investor relations [phantom.net] section; Under SEC filings, reads the following words:
You can browse SEC filings in Edgar by clicking here. Note that you will be redirected to an external website. We cannot guarantee the accuracy and timeliness of any information therein.
READ: Whatever the SEC says, it just isn't true!
Also, the Infinium Labs stock [phantom.net] closed today at $0.13 a share after an increase of five one-thousanth of a cent.
Now who wants to buy this red-hot t
Woo! (Score:2)
Nintendo Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)
From the linked page:
What this really means (Score:2)
We haven't been able to scam anymore money from people because they are finally starting to realize we are not legit. Time to move on to our next scam.
what will i do... (Score:2, Funny)
Who Knows What Evil Lurks (Score:2)
If only the gaming press covered Washington DC, we might get a sense of the truth there, by subtracting the lies. Talk about disappearing phantoms...
hmmm (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, I know this is different, yes I'm aware that Infinium is a very dodgy company and the chances of a working living breathing console coming from them are very very remote.
BUT. In SEC filings companies are required by law to give worst-case scenarios for their business. The original article was somewhat dishonest in portraying this as anything major regarding the Phantom. It doesn't matter how successful the company, if they're registering with the SEC they will have to say things that can go wrong.
Is your name "Mark" by any chance? (Score:3, Funny)
It's not that we don't want a Phantom console, it's just that I have this deed to the Brooklyn Bridge, and I'm strapped for cash, so I'm willing to let it go for cheap if you can pay cash right now...
Re:Well duh! (Score:4, Insightful)
a) Darwin is doing his work on it's investors and
b) there would have been something desperately wrong with a world where Phantom is released and Indrema is canned.
Re:Well duh! (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually, I wish they would release that cool "couch [gizmodo.com]" keyboard they developed. But of course, it'd have to be wireless.
Re:Well duh! (Score:5, Funny)
I set to work (it was about October) and started looking for diagrams of the Star Wars storm trooper outfits. My son was rather excited at the prospect of having body armor to wear to school. We both dilligently researched and plotted our plan of attack. It took me about two months of work and nearly $1400, but the end result was perfect. He looks like a storm trooper. His body armor is equipped with surface tazer capabiltiy. All he has to do is press a button on his glove and the whole suit becomes electrically charged!
I also worked on embedding a cell phone and mobile camera so that he can send me pictures, instant messages and even call me at work during the day should he need anything. I made sure to place the cell antenna sticking off of the right shoulder so he doesn't get exposed to dangerous microwaves (which I really doubt are a propblem, but you never know for sure). The attacks have stopped. The kids don't want to get near him. I did get called in by the school superintendent, but I explained the situation and said this was the only way that my kid would be safe since the teachers obviously have better things to do than safeguard the children from bullies. I also gave her the names of the boys that harrassed my son and she balked saying those kids were the stars of the little league team. I said, "That is exactly my point. The athletes tend to be the worst offenders of courtesy". She didn't like the idea, but I had done nothing illegal.
Anyway... the keyboard looks like it's the same kind of plastic I used for my son's armor. That's why it reminds me of it.
Re:Well duh! (Score:3, Funny)
Pictures? If this is for real, I really want to see this.
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LOL (Score:3, Insightful)
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[Raises hand in back row] (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
Someone better hurry up and tell the Slashdot Art Department [slashdot.org]
Re:In other news... (Score:2)
But only for reasonably large values of 2.
:)