Spy Girl In Game Stores 111
1up.com has a great feature up detailing the exploits of a young woman they sent in to various game stores under the cover of a clueless girlfriend. The results are both informative and hilarious. From the article: "Spy: When are the new systems coming out? Clerk: Sony just came out with a new version of the PlayStation. It's smaller, more compact, that's about it. Xbox--they haven't mentioned anything about something new coming out."
I'm sorry (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I'm sorry (Score:4, Insightful)
Remember that its a job for them, and unlike most buyers, who are there because they are interested in videogames, employees aren't.
Same goes for most of the "specialized" store/entreprise staff, will it be cell phone co customers service or clerk in a Home Depot.
Posting that ground breaking exposee on the net is stupid and pretty much pointless. Those video game store employees might be better than miss shocking fact finding in other things, but they don't go around saying how inept she is doing it. High Tech/nerd/IT people are very good at making fun of people that don't spend their life reading Slashdot. But they don't see the sneers behind their back when they spend a whole evening talking about who will win the next console war.
Re:I'm sorry (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm sorry (Score:3, Insightful)
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Maybe she should work at a retailer?
Oh wait... with all her knowledge, it would probably be below her. Why would anyone else with the same level of knowledge as her work at a retailer when they could be doing shock expose and educating the masses for a video game website?
Re:I'm sorry (Score:2)
To somebody working at a toy store as a checkout clerk, those words sound like made-up jargon from Star Trek: Voyager. Only a complete dick would expect the high-school drop-out working the register to have any clue what she was asking about.
Re:I'm sorry (Score:2)
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maybe the managers and owners aren't, but the employees at all of the local game stores near me are pretty hardcore guys. i've overheard the staff talking about mod-chips and importing japanese games and things like that, and typically they're pretty willing to talk (at length) to any interested customers. and to "prove" their honesty, i've seen them actually tell customers n
Re:I'm sorry (Score:2)
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On the whole gamestop has better prices and same selection so I always go there.
Re:I'm sorry (Score:2)
"Microsoft has promised us the sky and the moon with their next generation device, but they don't have the hardware for it yet, even though they have somewhat general idea of when the launch is going to be"
"Sony has also promised us everything but likewise they haven't still the actual machine and quite frankly they're also probably bluffing in sp
Re:I'm sorry (Score:2)
I also like how the Slashdot posting tries to rag on the store clerk for not knowing when next-gen systems are coming out, but by all accounts this survey was done in either January
retail is minimum wage (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:retail is minimum wage (Score:1, Insightful)
I mean, they probably just got lucky with the GameStop person. If they went in tomorrow it could be the same as the other places. If they got the right person at the other places they might have gotten answers more like they got at GameStop.
I can't say this is good for anything other than a laugh. I think that's the intent though.
Re:retail is minimum wage (Score:3, Interesting)
That said, I agree. While the guys at my local GameStop are knowledgeable and do like games, I have seen people at my local Best Buy that are the same way. This comparison is pretty meaningless except to see just how rude some people are. Now if they went to 10 GameStops, 10 Best Buys, etc... then they could dra
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R... TFA? (Score:2)
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Whatever (Score:5, Funny)
Complete BS (Score:5, Informative)
You can hardly laugh at the Clerks when nobody really knew about the next-gen consoles at the time
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Well, you could, if Kevin Smith had written the script...
clueless like a fox? :) (Score:5, Insightful)
Clerk: the new PS3 and the new XBox/360 are both expected within the next few months.
Customer: ok, I'll keep my money in my pocket and come back some other time (maybe). Bye!
vs.
Clerk: well, there's this new, small Playstation that we have in stock, but I don't know of any plans for a new XBox.
Customer: cool, I'm going to pull out my wallet and buy one each of the machines you've got right now. Ring me up!
I mean, duh, these guys are trying to sell stuff, not keep you up-to-date with the latest industry gossip! If you go into a store and ask questions, you should expect to hear answers designed to separate you from your money. It's that simple.
Re:clueless like a fox? :) (Score:1)
I don't know...I'm not really a gamer.
Re:clueless like a fox? :) (Score:1)
While it had been announced for quite a while I still found it amusing when a clerk tried to get me to pre-order Twilight Princess. This was well before E3, I believe it was actually this past March. Sorry I'd rather wait un
Some don't seem to care (Score:3, Insightful)
E.g., there was this older guy in front of me a few years back, who just wanted a simple machine to send emails and surf the web. He explicitly said he never plays any games. It was pretty much an experience watching the clerk talk him into buying a rig that was more powerful than my gaming rig (and I'm a gamer and a compulsive upgrader!), had twice the RAM I had, and had the l
Burn and Churn (Score:1)
Re:clueless like a fox? :) (Score:3, Interesting)
It's the skin-of-your-teeth profit margins that keep you from seeing many "mom-and-pop" video game stores any more.
Re:clueless like a fox? :) (Score:2)
Re:No, but seriously (Score:1)
Thank the gods (Score:2, Insightful)
Comic Book Store Guy (Score:5, Funny)
Spy: Can you surf the Web on any of these systems?
Clerk: No [clearly disgusted].
Spy: How about movies? Can I watch movies on any of them?
Clerk: [Deep, horrified sigh] Yes, but you'll need to buy an extra remote for the Xbox.
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http://www.actsofgord.com/ [actsofgord.com]
Odd (Score:5, Interesting)
While not scientific, it does bring to light the issue that those of us with clueless girlfriends or wives, or clueless boyfriends or husbands, or siblings, parents, etc. need to be concerned with.
Your family knows you like games, but to surprise you they might not ask you but some knucklehead retail guy. Perhaps trolling around town for a good game shop, and letting your family know which one to go to, or even better using something like an Amazon wish list, is highly recommended.
Unfortunately we all have friends and family who don't game, and this is what the first line of defense for information will likely be for them.
Oh, and Iwata had best get some good info out to retail clerks if they'll ever change anyone's opinion on Nintendo...
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and frankly, if some dopey girl/guy/mum (much MUCH more often its a mum) comes in looking to buy stuff for someone else, you ap
Re:Odd (Score:5, Insightful)
Consider what your stereotypical "clueless girlfriend" usually shops for and where she usually shops. I'm probably carousing for trouble in saying this, but most of these "clueless" types are ones that spend a good deal of time shopping for clothes and other status-symbol items. There, they ask store clerks for their opinions partly because they're looking for a feel of what the current trends are, what other people have bought recently and the like. Because that's the shopping experience they're used to, they use the same methods in the video game store, looking less for something they know their signifigant other would enjoy and more for something that would "look good in his collection."
I'd say you'd have better luck if the "clueless girlfriend" is more accustomed to shopping for books than clothes, or anything else that relies more on personal taste than the taste of others. While it still may not be as good as simply asking you (which isn't an option if we're talking about a surprise gift), they'll at least understand things like "genres" and know that you're looking more for certain categories of games.
Erm. (Score:1)
I work at one of those stores, and we aren't obligated to recommend anything that we ourselves wouldn't buy. There's a fine line between getting sales and taking advantage of people. Biased opinions are always going to exist in game retail, you don't need to play dumb to figure that ou
"Xbox media center" (Score:3, Informative)
The Xbox Media Center is a homebrew program requiring a softmod or modchip. They might have meant "Media Center Extender for the Xbox" (Microsoft product, works with Media Center PCs), but at least we know that 1UP.COM uses and endorses mod chips now
Re:"Xbox media center" (Score:1)
What can you expect (Score:2)
Seriously though it is annoying. I had a friend get told that Wild Arms Altercode F was out and the store just didn't have any copies. He wasted a bunch of time trying to hunt down a copy before checking online and finding out it doe
Any biases? (Score:2, Interesting)
Is there a valid business reason for this, or is it just personal preference? I just
Re:Any biases? (Score:5, Interesting)
That said, almost every EB employee I have ever spoken to (you know, after that huge spiel when they answer the phone) is a complete idiot who wouldn't last a week in the store I work at. They lie to their customers about anything and everything in order to make a profit, they've completely bought into the "Nintendo is dying" BS that is being spread around, and they rarely know anything about the game they're selling if the title is something other than "Madden" or "GTA". They are casual gamers for the most part, with a small minority being hardcore FPS-freaks (usually Halo) who make minimum wage, don't care about their customers, and have little control over what is on their shelves (meaning if it's rare, it's not there).
Case in point, I had a mother come in the other day who had bought her 6 year old an Xbox at EB along with a Shrek game at the advice of the sales clerk. He neglected to mention that games aimed at 6 year olds make up a decimal-point percentage of the titles on the system, but he did tell her that since Nintendo was going out of business, the Xbox was the 'smarter' buy, and although the GC was cheaper, she believed him. She was rather shocked when I told her that Mario didn't come on anything other than Nintendo consoles, and that I usually recommend the GC for people with younger kids as there are a number of games that can be played together. I don't know why they do this, and although it's bad for the people who shop there, I don't want them to stop as most of those people tend to stop going there and come to my store instead.
Now, that doesn't mean that I view the GC as a system for kids - I just feel it's the best buy for people with kids, as there are games that will appeal to more age groups on it (the GC was the first console of this generation that I bought, being a broke student and all). RE4 and Eternal Darkness are great for older players, and the first-party games tend to work for everyone (I've gotten drunk playing Mario Kart with a bunch of my buddies). The number of games limits the GC, but those that are good on it are very, very good.
Re:Any biases? (Score:2)
Holy bias, Batman! (Score:5, Interesting)
Part of making "quality sales that last" is making sure you get as close to 0% returns as possible. That means you don't sell Shrek and an Xbox to someone's 6-y-o when they'd be better off with a GameCube. Perhaps the stores are mismanaged in your part of the world, but in Saskatchewan they are not, and our district is very strongly focusing itself on this.
Additionally, and unsatisfied customer is an unhappy, not returning customer. Anyone with sales experience knows this, and EB has a whole retail training program about it (not unlike Future Shop, or other places).
I worked at EB and I own over 400 video games. Ironically, I own no N-Gage games despite owning 2 N-Gage systems.
Look in the mirror, Robin! (Score:4, Insightful)
You hired a new girl - good on you - but then you had to have a 3 hour meeting to explain something that should be patiently obvious to anyone working in a game store. Could you do me a favour and send out a chain-wide memo with notes from that meeting? It took me half an hour and two websites the other day to convince a guy that you have to pay for Final Fantasy 11 on the PS2, as those fine fellows at my local EB told him it was free - "They don't charge on consoles, only on PCs!".
As to your "quality sales that last" and "0% returns", what I hear from my customers is that the local EB does that by refusing them any returns whatsoever - even on unopened merchandise that hasn't left the store.
How exactly are these people kept happy again?
You seem to be ignoring my points. (Score:2)
On the other hand, you now have the benefit of knowning what it's like to be on the receiving end of a stereotype. Stop being an asshole, please. Not all EBs suck, just like not all Gamestops suck, or all Wal-marts suck. Generalizatio
Re:You seem to be ignoring my points. (Score:2)
Now, although the spelling "piss-ant' is an acceptable form of "pissant", it has a much more negative and degrading connotation. When you use it to describe your compet
Re:You seem to be ignoring my points. (Score:2)
Re:You seem to be ignoring my points. (Score:2)
When I put down $70+tax for a new game, I don't expect it to be opened already.
Re:Any biases? (Score:3, Interesting)
The last game i bought there was Colin McRae 2004 which had CLEARLY been bought and sold 2-3 times. It was effectively second hand. What did the sales guy tell me? If it doesnt wor
Re:Any biases? (Score:2)
Re:Any biases? (Score:2)
They're last two consoles, despite doing reasonably well, were not the popular successes Nintenfo fans hoped they would be.
Video Game stores don't want to sell consoles that will end up being returned. If it turns out the console given doesn't play GTA, the potential sale (along with the salesperson's comission) could be lost. So they often go with the safest option.
Most video game specialty stores I've been t
Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:5, Insightful)
I used to work in retail, selling PCs, and I have to say that I quickly used a triage system for customers. Being asked a relevant and technically accurate question (ex: Does this machine have an AGP slot? or What kind of memory does this one use?) would get friendly and helpful service. Being asked a bizarre question (ex: How many bauds can I fit in this hard-drive? [to which I responded "All of them, if you buy the extended warranty."]) would get less helpful responses from me. Why?
Because customers who ask random noise questions like that have no fucking idea what they're talking about, but it is clear that they either think they do, or at least want to portray the idea that they do so they don't get taken advantage of. People who approach a purchase with that kind of idea are not going to take well to being (gently) corrected by the person they're asking the questions of. They will, almost universally, go and bitch to the manager that the salesperson was throwing all kinds of complex jargon around like "mouse" and "keyboard" around, trying to confuse them.
If I worked at a game store, and someone asked me about progressive scan and online gaming, I'd give them answers. If they asked me which one had more polygons, I'd make fun of them - I'll get bitched at anyway, might as well get to enjoy myself first.
So, their article showed that, if you act like a moron, you'll be treated like one. What a shock!
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2)
That was the point of the article. They were playing out the senario of girlfriend wants to buy her boyfriend a video game system, but she doesn't know an X-Box from a transistor radio; how is she treated?
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2, Interesting)
Obviously it's just a short, anecdotal piece; I recognized most of the people she talked to (she went to stores in the neighborhood), and personality definitely played a factor. But the main thing is: if you want a game for a present, make sure you give uninformed consume
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:1)
Though this of course raises the question of why the EB Games guy was so rude...
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:1)
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:3, Insightful)
There are plainly bad questions and plainly terrible customers who are clueless but act informed. But there are clueless customers who know they are clueless and seek your help. In this case they don't know what are the questions they should ask, but formula "What questions should I ask about this", or "Tell me all I should know about this" is not one commonly acceptable, so they start with just such questions like the girl presented.
Suggested route:
Spy: Which gam
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:1)
You treat any customer like they're a moron and you lose a sale. If you deal directly with customers you need to have a helpful attitude. After the article's author's experience where do you think she'll buy the product? Gamestop first and EBGames last. Who gets the revenue? You were the EBGames employee and you lost. I would have fired you.
Working in retail is about making sales. Working in any business is about treating your customers well. If that's n
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2)
Best Buy - who I daresay knows something about retail - has basically fired a whole bunch of "problem" customers. Certain customers simply were not profitable for them, and they decided to tell those customers to take their business elsewhere.
Here's a simple example:
Customer A comes in, picks up a $50 item, pays for it, and leaves.
Customer B comes in, asks the sa
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2)
Worse than snubbing the person is the misinformation
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Let me clarify: I've no problem at all with people who are ignorant and can admit it - "Hi, I am not sure about what to get, perhaps you can help me" - is a fine thing, and I would work with someone like that. They don't have their ego invested in seeming like they know something they don't. They are genuinely looking for information and h
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:2)
Now that i've gotten that out of the way, you never said that you were that way to aggressive asshole customers, you said that you were that way to ignorant customers. if they claim to want more ram for their agp slot, you ask a series of questions to get the gist of what they really need, and point them to the product that can provide that. if they're insistent and beligerant, point them the memory corner of the store and let them go on their way, or simply tell them th
Re:Bad questions, what did they expect? (Score:1)
Let's guess: You worked at Best Buy? (Score:3, Interesting)
Clueless Girlfriend asking for Linux Help. (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot Guy: Why are you even at the installfest? Yeah, the software is free, as in Freedom. Unlike your spyware windows free beer shit. You can download an ISO image, or RPMs, or yum install, or apt-get, or compile from source.
GF: Um, could you explain what some of that means?
Slashdot Guy: (Big sigh) Oh for fsck's sake! Download it and RTFM. (under breath "Dumb bitch")
GF: RTFM? Isn't an installfest where I'm supposed to be able to ask questions?
Slashdot Guy: Yeah. If you're not a windows 'tard.
Re:Clueless Girlfriend asking for Linux Help. (Score:3, Insightful)
Slashdot Guy (thinking): Why come I never attract any girls?
Re:Clueless Girlfriend asking for Linux Help. (Score:2)
Gamecube for kids garbage..... (Score:2)
Morons.
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Re:Gamecube for kids garbage..... (Score:1)
Ok, I'm actually 28. I really like Animal Crossing and literally used to fight my wife over who gets some play time at night after work.
Me: "I just need to get on and plant those trees before I go to bed!"
Wife: "NO! I have to get on before 10 cause Nook's closes then and I won't be able to buy my stuff!"
Re:Gamecube for kids garbage..... (Score:1)
Fanboys (Score:2)
Re:Fanboys (Score:1)
I just want to point out that "smaller, local game shop" doesn't necessarily mean "independent". I say that because there used to be a smaller, local, independent game shop a few blocks from my house. It was dirty, smelly, and had a piss poor game selection, and I was happy to see it close shop a few months ago. If you go a few miles further
Re:Fanboys (Score:1)
My small local game shop was bought out by Blockbuster (you insensitive clod). Thankfully the staff (who are mostly old jaded gamers) haven't left, so the advice they give is generally fairly good (when you buy an expansion pack they ask you if you have the original game) and will give you realistic release dates and so on.
I've never been mock
Re:Fanboys (Score:2)
Seems that most people are on the Clerks side. (Score:1)
My wife shops for games and tech items sometimes. She is not dumb and know some about games and tech. But many times when she asks questions she get treated like she is stupid.
Some people are saying that its not clerks fault its just there job, but if I ran a store I would hire people that know about what they are selling or train them.
I admit that I get fustrated with people
they dindt ask the same ?'s at all the stores (Score:2)
This is why I buy online... (Score:2)
I had a similar experience. (Score:2)
So I figured that it was a go
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best buy (Score:1)
article worse than stores (Score:1)
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I don't think all games support it out of the box though. At least with GT4, you have to turn the higher resolution modes on in the game setup.