Behind the Moralgorithm 47
LA Weekly has up an editorial about quantifying the intangible in video games. He discusses NBA Live's attmempt to incorporate the ineffable something that makes winning teams win. From the article: "...I'd occasionally seen the moralgorithm needle hit the red; that every so often the game goes supernatural. Like one matchup, where I was playing the Sonics against the Heat on Xbox Live, and I could tell something really clicked for me when Jerome James, my oafish center, hit two three-pointers. Then Vladimir Radmanovic, whose little polygonal computer face seemed to look as surprised as I was, stole the ball from 10 feet away and passed to Antonio Daniels on a fast break that drew so much moralgorithmic momentum, I swear Ray Allen levitated up court for the most improbable alley-oop of all time."
The word for today is 'moralgorithm'... (Score:4, Insightful)
From TFA:
Setting aside for a moment the sheer loser-ness of this statement....right up there with 'my controller isn't working' and 'I wasn't ready', it seems that Josh is attempting to coin a new term for the gaming lexicon. It's a pretty heavy-handed attempt...the word 'moralgorithm' shows up seven times in the article (including the title).
Please, do your part for the gaming community and never use this 'word'...let's try to give this thing a clean, quick death.
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They perform some sort of negligible hearing... And are related to butter and corn.
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*ducks* *runs*
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--King Steve.
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Moralgorithm is a perfectly cromulous word!
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sompicious is sempaciously megnanting the apius of the word Moralgorithm and its entire habigaciary zoporitisim is entirely Gugstapodian
A worrying trend... (Score:1)
p.s. Moral-gorithm? Initial reaction included `... * -3.5[kittens_flipped_off] *
Re:A worrying trend... (Score:1)
Also, all the calls you've made to join your favorite team for some hoop time end with vague excuses about the coach not liking strange friends hanging around. All this ambiguity amongst your friends in the NBA, and you, will all disappear in the off season when you can hang out like you did back in the day, drinkin' 40s and sho
EA Sports' NHL series... (Score:2)
This is nothing new.
negative (Score:1)
Morale does exist in the dynasty, but its effect is much less pronounced than the momentum meter was, only swinging your team about 10 points tops. (and is impacted by your practice schedule between games)
My only beef is NHL 2005 - it takes like 75 hours of negotiations just to unlock play. Horseshit.
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W (Hat)? (Score:3, Informative)
After reading this... (Score:2)
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My Real Life Stats (Score:2)
GM: Sorry... that's the way I rolled them.
Me: What are the odds of my highest stat being an 8.
GM: Sorry... that's the way I rolled them.
Me: 3d6... and look at all those 6's and 7's...
GM: 3d SIX? Thought I was supposed to roll 3d FOUR.
Me: Whew... ok... reroll.
GM: Sorry... that's the way I rolled them.
So here I am stuck with low intelligence, wisdom, dexterity and charisma. If it weren't for Slashdot, I wouldn't fit in anywhere!
Little? (Score:4, Funny)
How the little black box knew the Spurs would (probably) win the NBA Finals
Yeah, sure, the XBox is little. So are blue whales, Hummer H2's and Boeing 747's.
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Better than catch-up AI (Score:3, Informative)
Blow past a car in a racing game, watch as it magically manages to stay on your tail and pass you back, despite the fact that it's a Ford Focus and you're practically driving an F1 car.
Score some points in a sports game, watch the computer complete every pass, sink every bucket, or score every goal, while your players seem to be inable to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Start pounding on the computer in an RTS, watch as it manages to produce enough units to flood the map, or research tech advantages in the blink of an eye to give it an edge.
While catch-up AI can make the game seem a lot more challenging because it keeps the computer opponent right there with you, it would be a lot nicer to see more programming to simulate things more realistically.
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Just keep pumping in those quarters!
Then again, I once blew out the computer so bad with cheat-code "fire" in NBA Jam that my SNES locked up. The score was something like 212-36, with seconds remaining in the 4th.
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A basketball game is probably not expected to have scores in the 200s, so it's conceivable they didn't worry about the overflow problem. I'm not sure it would cause a crash like yours, but it all depends on their code.
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In situations like that, it's hard to say exactly what the algorithms in place are doing- in original NBA Jam in particular, you have to remember that almost every decent shooter in the game shot like 70 percent from behi
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Heh heh, NBA Jam... (Score:1)
You don't know joy until you're playing as Dikembe Mutumbo and raining 3's on the opponent.
Does anyone have a translator link? (Score:2)
Re:Does anyone have a translator link? (Score:2)
Marketspeak. No one can translate it, it's a write only language.
The Babelfish can't understand it because no one can keep one alive long enough around marketing people to translate their brainwaves. They just shrivel up like one of those little peppers you find in your Kung-Pao Chicken only yellow.
Goes back to NBA Jam, too (Score:1)
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That's "rubber banding," not some sort of 'moralgorithm.'
NBA Live is AWFUL. (Score:2)
In NBA Live 2004, I had Karl Malone prepare for a dunk from the side of the basket from 6 feet out. While in mid-air Malone rotated around the hoop and turned his body 180 degress in midair, so he was point towards the other team's basket, 94 feet away. He then proceed to go into his dunk animation, planting the ball squarely into the had of a defen