Peter Jackson Won't Direct Halo 39
The ever excellent Rumor Control column on Gamespot deals with a couple of good ones this week. The bubble I wish they hadn't popped concerns the upcoming Halo movie adaptation. While IMDB listed Uwe Boll as the director earlier this week, the internets began circulating with the rumor that LOTR Director Peter Jackson might be taking the helm. From the article: "The green valleys and lush terrain of New Zealand, where Jackson filmed Rings, would make a nice stand-in for Halo's surface landscape. Lastly, there's the matter of the country's favorable exchange rate, which made shooting Rings much less expensive than it would have been if it had been made in the States--and the same could be done for Halo ... In this case, it was seen by someone with a sick sense of humor, because, according to a rep from Universal, the Peter Jackson rumor is 'completely untrue.'"
He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:2)
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:3, Interesting)
Uwe Boll must be cheap to hire. What else could explain Microsofts decision (if it was theirs to make) to use him for Halo. Maybe it was just poor editing on IMDB's case.
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:1)
Well, it might be.
It's got Burt Reynolds in it, how bad can it be?
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:2)
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:2)
When PJ made _Heavenly Creatures_, he received critical acclaim.
He said that, in a way, he was annoyed about that --- it meant that he couldn't just make any old movie any more, because suddenly there was all this pressure on him to do something with artistic merit and stuff.
So, I don't think he's too concerned about his career...
(well, those millions from LotR will also help)
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:2)
Also remember, that Mortal Kombat was probably the best of the fighting games (that I remember) to be made into a movie. I mean it did have Christopher Lambert in it!
Re:He would probably refuse in the first place. (Score:1)
Wizard Chick: I can do it! I'm a mage!
Fighter Guy: Yeah, a low level mage.
Suspension of Disbelief, meet my friend Sledgehammer. I know you two will get along.
Peter Jackson (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Peter Jackson (Score:2)
And when is the Wackoski brothers going to start making Quake the Movie?
Re:Peter Jackson (Score:1)
* EA does not make Bond games. I don't care what anyone says...
Re:exchange rate? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:exchange rate? (Score:2)
Re:exchange rate? (Score:2)
Re:exchange rate? (Score:1)
Look New Zealand and Australia are seperated by the tasman sea !
Canada and the USA only have an imaginary line !
SEPERATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not same !
Ewww, Boll? (Score:1)
Re:Ewww, Boll? (Score:3, Informative)
http://halo.bungie.org/news.html?item=14056/ [bungie.org]
Re:Ewww, Boll? (Score:1)
Far Cry fans will be disappointed however, he's scheduled to ruin that franchise next...
What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:4, Interesting)
My mom is a big fan of the books so every Christmas day for three years in a row, one of my gifts to her was to bring her to a theatre to watch the film. She seemed to enjoy them.
I, however, missed the point. It was a straight up adventure film - and a very pretty one - but had no depth to it. I only read the Hobbit so I don't know the details of what the story was suppose to be. But what the movie featured, ultimatly, very ugly people in a war with very pretty people, and the very pretty people won and established a dictatorship.
Did I miss something?
Re:What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:1)
Re:What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:2)
Re:What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:2)
Take Saruman, for instance. In the books he's an interesting character, and in the movie he's just a bad guy.
The thing to Saruman is that he's not really on the "evil side". He was playing a very dangerous game with Sauron, and wasn't anything like his minion. Rather, he wanted to obtain the ring for himself. He cunningly convinced everybody that the One Ring was lost, so that he could seek
Re:What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:2)
Re:What's so great about Peter Jackson (Score:2)
In the movie? Not really. My best advice is go read the book; it's almost entirely different, besides the names of things and a vaguely general idea of events. And try to forget the movie's imagery, too.
To study LotR, you must also study Tolkien and the time period he was living in. Tolkien loved the natural world: trees,
An image tattered (Score:1)
Master Chief (always accompanied by gruff, bad-ass voice: Well, looks like my suit is even better equiped to deal with the Covenent armada.
(enter subplot) Arbiter (always a high-distingued, but also jus
Re:An image tattered (Score:1)
The green valleys and lush terrain of New Zealand? (Score:1, Troll)
Hey, it makes just as much sense.
Uwe Boll? (Score:1)
If they hand the Halo adaptation off to him, Microsoft will be destroying their Halo brand.
What will it take for companies to tell Uwe Boll to drown himself? Seriously?
Seriously, why Halo? (Score:2)
Zing! (Score:1)
Seriously...didn't they basically make a Halo movie (sans video) with I Love Bees? Oh wait, we're not supposed to talk about that. Our delicate nerd sensibilities are offended by the smell of advertising, and Halo fanboys hate to hear that something they didn't have to pay fifty dollars for had better writing and voice acting than their adorable little "BEST GMAE EVAR!"