Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi 296
redemtionboy writes "According to IGN, "Nintendo of America on Tuesday will announce a groundbreaking partnership with Wi-Fi provider Wayport to make available free Internet access to DS owners at McDonald's restaurants across the nation." " There are so many potential jokes here that I'm gonna just leave it to you guys to make your own.
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They can always shape the traffic they see, that's about it.
When they see ssh sessions passing they can block them if they use something like Packeteer [packeteer.com], layer 7 filter [sf.net] or other traffic shaping solutions.
Fuck, my 3rd post in the last year(s), my average is going up again
Re:If... (Score:2, Interesting)
You'd get a free hour to go along with your fries... although I never used it, so I am not sure what was involved in getting access to their network, or how time was regulated.
So the McD's WiFi part isnt really new. I dont know what would have prevented any DS users then from using their service.
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Jokes? (Score:5, Funny)
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A Joke (Score:5, Interesting)
The biggest joke (Score:5, Funny)
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802.11x compatible? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:2)
That's only the first thing that comes to mind.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:3)
Linux:
ifconfig eth0 down hw ether 00:00:00:00:00:01
ifconfig eth0 up
Windows:
In Device Manager, open the properties for your network card, goto the Advanced tab, and on most NICs there is a value "Network Address" that you can assign a new MAC address.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Informative)
The funny thing is that they are supposed to give you a 30min user/pass for while you eat, but somebody screwed it up here. Right now they are giving out a single permanent user/pass combinations instead of temp ones... McDonald's, while out of my way a bit, is still a pretty convenient hotspot for me.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Informative)
"Nintendo and Wayport will offer complimentary Wi-Fi hotspots... enabling DS owners
The DS does not have a TCP stack and has no native support for IPv4 or IPv6 (from http://www.darkain.com/nintendo_ds/nifi.php [darkain.com]):
"The DS does not internally support a TCP stack or any IPv4/IPv6 communications at all. This is why the DS cannot be played online without the use of tunneling... Ni-Fi is a layer 3 protocol on top of 802.11."
802.11x is a network layer, not a magical gateway to "Teh internets"
So it goes to reason that the McDonalds hotspot for the DS won't support regular tcp/ip, as its a hotspot for DS users to play with each other. You probably won't be able to connect your laptop to it.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:2, Informative)
The article you link to is about nifi - not wifi. DS can do both - nifi being the ad hoc-version that's used for normal multiplayer.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:2)
"Nintendo and Wayport will offer complimentary Wi-Fi hotspots... enabling DS owners ... to play online games with or against each other."
Aah, so this is about linking happy childhood memories with a brand of products. So it's really just an extension of them having other games available at their eateries in order to entice kids there. Just like the play areas and clowns, only with higher technology.
Wayport WiFi != internet connectivity (Score:3, Interesting)
Now it's making sense.
The Burger King I frequent (so long as they have $1 Whoppers) does have unsecured Wayport WiFi
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes the DS is already capable of ad-hoc connections, but these hotspots enable people across the country to play each other. And I'm guessing that's all they are for, as long as Nintendo doesn't say otherwise.
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:3, Informative)
Maybe you can get a free crappy McDonald's game with the purchase of a happy meal?
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If they would make it free I might actually go there and eat something while I surfed.
When they tested the idea they gave you a printed access code with your happy meal that you could redeem for wireless time. But that was just too good of an idea I guess...
Re:802.11x compatible? (Score:5, Interesting)
of course, if they've got the technical capacity to provide free wifi for all devices, it certainly seems like a worthwhile "value-added" service to offer, so who knows?
Nintendo and McDonalds partnered before (Score:5, Interesting)
Super Mario Bros. 3 Happy Meal (Score:2)
I still have my bouncing Raccoon mario and Luigi-cloud...
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They had the 4-screen thing, and they also had a smaller 2 screen one with games for the smaller tots.
(I don't normally stop at McDonalds, but I was with a friend, and we had his ~4yr old son with us, and he really wanted a 'play place'
Re:Nintendo and McDonalds partnered before (Score:2)
If your in Toledo, OH. It's is on I-280 the exit just before the Turpike entrance.
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WiFi from McDonald's? (Score:5, Funny)
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Obesity (Score:5, Funny)
Large softdrink (Score:2)
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War-porking anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
Wow (Score:2, Insightful)
Won't the DS get all greasy and slippery when you try to each french fries while playing? I like the "Official photo of a DS gamer enjoying online play at McDonald's" -- all he has is a drink, and he appears to be holding the DS as if he's watching a movie.
Does this mean kiddies are going to get free games in their Happy Meals? Just what we need: more crappy DS games.
And, from the article: "Beginning with free access at participating McDonald's, we have removed one of the major barriers that have kept peo
Re:Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
I am pretty much forced to go to McDonald's once a month (it's the only place open late in London's financial district that does take-outs). The food is better than going hungry (just) but I'd rather starve than actually eat in the "restaurant". I certainly wouldn't spend long enough there to play Mario Kart without a HazMat suit on.
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Because they don't have wireless access at home and they are to cheap to afford the wifi adapter for the DS? This way they can play for free without even having internet access at home (as long as there is a McDonalds in their town). I could see this making some of
For those we have never been to london (Score:3, Informative)
McD is not the same all over the world and as a bit of a traveller I have had a lot of fun sampling the local McD. No, the food is never GREAT. Nor is it ever cheap. BUT there are real differences between countries, not just in taste but in how they are used and in how classy they are. Try an McD in a more rural area and you will
Re:For those we have never been to london (Score:2)
I'll take your word for that. When I'm travelling the last place I want to visit is a McDonald's! I want to eat local food, stuff that's unique to the country/region. Not the same fatty, anodyne, mass-marketed junk that I can get in Liverpool Street station.
That said I did visit McDonald's a lot when I was working in Alkmaar because, predictably enough, it was the only place to eat that was near my office! I re
Re:Greasy (Score:2, Funny)
This won't last (Score:5, Insightful)
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By taken more seriously, I mean by an older audience and more mature themes (maybe not their intention). Related to this recent
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wait wait wait (Score:5, Insightful)
What they need to sponsor are DDR competitions. Get enough people dancing and bopping, and bipping and hopping and they'll get in shape soon enough.
Tom
Re:wait wait wait (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyway, to the topic at hand, video games for the kids is just an attempt at winning hearts and minds to get another generation addicted to McGrease and
Re:wait wait wait (Score:2)
Besides, we all know subway is better... unless you check the sodium in the bread...
Tom
DDR Competitions (Score:3, Funny)
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Only reason I don't play DDR [other than lack of a DDR machine within 30km of my house] is that I suck at it and it's embarassing. If I had an ounce of co-ordination I'd be a DDR master.
Tom
Re:wait wait wait (Score:2)
They really should encourage people to have smaller subs (e.g. 6" or 9"), etc... On the whole though I'd rather be at a subway then a mcdonalds, but given the choice I'd rather just make something myself
But yeah, DDR in subway would be cool too.
Tom
Re:wait wait wait (Score:2)
Can America get any fatter? (Score:2, Funny)
It's bad enough taking children to McDonald's... (Score:4, Insightful)
IronChefMorimoto
Re:It's bad enough taking children to McDonald's.. (Score:2)
This pretty much defines the big colorful Play Place sign on the front of the building.
Perfect way to find other players (Score:4, Insightful)
Knowing the average parent today, as long as little Timmy shuts up, that will work just fine.
a truly sad day (Score:3, Funny)
Now: Take children to Mcdonalds and give them Big Mac combo, then let them surf..
The world is slowly getting so fat it's going to spin out of orbit..
Re:a truly sad day (Score:2)
No, not the world; just one particular landmass in the Northern Hemisphere.
That won't spin us out of orbit, but the imbalance of mass with so much blubber concentrated on one continent might well lead the axis to wobble all over the place. Keep an eye on Sirius, it's your new North Star...
Does the DS even have a web browser? (Score:2)
Re:Does the DS even have a web browser? (Score:2)
Everyone so worried (Score:2)
Seriously though - I see why people are worried. It'll drive people to Rauchin Ronney's in droves for free wifi. And they are bound to stay there for a few hours and eat nothing but greesey food.
But I think for the most part, people who eat there don't really need a reason to go. They'll just go naturally.
Problem is going to be getting people to leave - there will be no room for new custome
Forget about the "potential jokes" (Score:3, Funny)
A) Hack your Nintendogs to introduce new behavior in online play, viz., your NintendRhodesianRidgeback runs down and eats NintendChihuahuas and McToyPoodles.
Packet Injection attacks to replace Mario with something, uh, a little less "Kid-friendly" (play fair now)
Evil messages: "Billy, this is the happy leprachaun. Put your bigmac in mommy's purse".
The possibilities are endless!
eh (Score:2)
"Nintendo is helping to make American's Fat"
Restricting access (similar to Spanish restrooms) (Score:5, Interesting)
They will do the same for the wireless access. They print the current access code (user & pass) on the receipt and reset the system every 30 mins. Btw. if you think, you just buy something small, that's exactly where McD has huge margins. So a Coke or ice cream every 30 mins for surfing generates enough money for maintaining the WiFi net.
However, it will be fun to see all gamers run for an ice cream at the same time every 30 mins
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Allow the current code and last code to have access: everyone is guaranteed a minimum access time.
Cleaning? (Score:4, Interesting)
Personally, I wish McDs would just go out of business so I wouldn't have to put up with that horrendous smell of grease permeating every shopping centre.
Re:Cleaning? (Score:2)
Given that I don't own a car and the quality of the bus s
Well it's about time... (Score:2)
It would just be kind of cool (Score:3, Funny)
Will they offer both regular and diet WIFI?
WiFi at McDonalds? (Score:2)
Translation (Score:2, Funny)
Translation: I am so lame that I can't even come up with a joke, but there has got to be at least one.
It makes sense (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:It makes sense (Score:2)
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Want a 360? BUY ONE. Christ almighty a "free" 360 and I say "free" because you're basically ratting out people to spammers in order to maybe, perhaps, in the future, slight chance, get something you were promissed. I mean have you signed a contract? Are you bound to refer people and them to provide renumeration? I don't think so.
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The End (Score:5, Funny)
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And, if my digestive system is par for the course when faced with a large McDonald's meal, with thunderous flatulence.
Re:The End (Score:2, Interesting)
You've never been to the south, have you? my father's entire family was harpoonable size (with the exception of myself). They're big enough, now. I blame it on home-cooked fried foods more than fast-food joints.
Seems a bit shortsighted (Score:2)
Why wouldn't they also enable the hotspots for regular internet browsing? They could give a token for a half hour of access with the purchase of an extra value meal or something. It would be trivial to impliment, and would encourage lots of new traffic.
Already happened (Score:2)
Anyway, not all of them have it, but a few
Pretty much every comment... (Score:5, Insightful)
1. Arrr, MacDownaldz is teh suck and ewww! Who'd go there just for wifi?
2. How will they keep laptops from connecting?
3. They're gonna make people fat!!!
4. Kids will get fat playing DS and eating Bigmacs
Let me adress these.
1. McDonalds, although i know a lot of people don't like it, is wildly successful and profitable, and there are a ton of people who go there anyway.
2. From what i read, DS's don't have TCP/IP, so there won't be any TCP/IP for laptops to connect to the internet with. they'll have to translate back and forth between ni-fi and TCP.
3. People make THEMSELVES fat. People think for themselves and make their own decisions. You can choose to have the Big Mac, you can also choose to have the McSalad.
4. Parents are responsible for the eating and play habits of their children, not Nintendo and not McDonalds.
That is all.
Re:Pretty much every comment... (Score:3, Informative)
The DS, as shipped, doesn't provide a full TCP/IP stack. It does provide the bottom layers for 802.11 wireless. It's up to the games to implement the rest of the stack for proper connection over the internet. And, according to some recent screenshots [apreche.net] that's precisely what Nintendo's doing.
not the first burger chain with WiFi (Score:2)
Nintendo isn't making people fat (Score:2)
I have two points to make.
1 - This is smart for Nintendo. If they could pick one place that there are already lots of kids, and is widespread across the entire country, it would be McDonalds.
2 - Since when is it up to Nintendo to keep your kids trim? I'm sick and tired of people blaming anyone other than a kids' parents for child
Ok, I'll bite (Score:5, Funny)
Help! My PC is 0wn3d by the Hamburgler!
or
Mayor McCheese just busted me for stealing music!
McDonald's isn't that bad (Score:2)
For the past year or so, I've eaten 2-3 times a week from or at McDonald's, be it breakfast or lunch/dinner. I hardly excersize, and *gasp* I've actually been losing weight over this past year. Not a huge amount, and McDonald's isn't the reason I'm losing weight, but it does show that eating at McDonald's d
No Ni-Fi! (Score:4, Informative)
Ni-Fi is what's used for local games. If you are at the mall with some friends and want to connect for Nintendogs or Bomberman, the DS will be using Ni-Fi. It is proprietary. It is not used for playing on the Internet.
If you buy Mario Kart DS and you're at the mall with some friends, it will use Ni-Fi. If you stumble upon an unsecured wireless node at the mall and want to play on the Internet, the Mario Kart cartridge will fire up its own TCP/IP stack. This is how online play is going to work on the DS.
So, Ni-Fi = LAN, Wifi + TCP/IP = Internet.
Frankly this whole McDonald's thing is not surprising. There are lots of McDonaldses in my area with "free" (with purchase) wireless Internet access. On top of that, every McDonald's in Scarborough has at least four Gamecubes in the kids area.
What does it mean in the end? Another reason to go to McDonald's. Damn you, with your McFlurries and your Big Macs and your Mario Kart and free drink refills...
Aha! Free DS online play + unlimited pop for $1.50...
Re:How will this be limited to the DS? (Score:2)
I'm thinking the following:
Only allow access to *.nintendo.com
Use a different protocol for DS communications, and only allow traffic on those ports.
Besides, I've been in a McD's with WiFi, using the laptop. Any HTTP access is stopped right there, along with other protocols. I'd think they'd just open the port(s) for DS communications to free access. So, a DS emu would work...
Re:Whatever (Score:2)
Who in hell can be comfy eating tofu burgers?
Different strokes, different folks, Ace. Judge not lest ye be judged.
Re:Big Deal (Score:2)