Christmas Shopping For A Gamer 135
An anonymous reader writes "This step-by-step guide shows you have to find the perfect gift for your gamer, even if you don't know anything about gaming yourself." From the article: "Trying to figure out which games are sure-fire hits and safe bets for the gamer in your life is never an easy task. Tastes range from the light and fluffy to the dark and deadly, and there are games for almost every type, style, and preference. There's no better way to come across as being on top of the game than to give just the right title, just as there's no faster way to cast yourself as clueless by dispensing copies of the GameCube's Charlie's Angles."
Charlies Angels?? (Score:4, Interesting)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/19/153422 3&tid=233&tid=188&tid=97 [slashdot.org]
Re:Charlies Angels?? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Charlies Angels?? (Score:2)
They are both all acute, however.
*snicker*
Re:Charlies Angels?? (Score:1)
Actually, it says "Charlie's Angles". I've never heard of it either. It's probably some Geometry-centric, modern version of Math Rabbit.
What the fuck? (Score:5, Insightful)
There, article replaced in one sentence. Jesus. Who pays people to write shit like this? Mom, Dad, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Cousin, Uncle - we don't want you buying us games unless we specifically say "Buy us x."
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flipsoft
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Re:What the fuck? (Score:2)
I'm not affiliated with Best buy
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And I agree, there are games that I wouldn't have played if it weren't for a relative buying it for me. The original fallout was one of those games for me.
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There seemed to be a lot of people who quite vocally stopped shopping there because of them checking their bags, and they seemed to have a lot of people like me who would refuse to stop (legally they can't force you to stop, nor can they force you to show them whats in your bag.). I dunno if it's those factors, someone lawyer hit them upside the heads, or something else. I like
Re:What the fuck? (Score:2)
As for cash, I'm personally of the opinion that while it's usually great for the teenager/adult, the giver just doesn't get a lot of satisfaction. If we assume that gifts are all about the giving and not the receiving (that's the platitude, right?), the giver should be the happier of the two parties. This is why I like spending money at Hicko
Re:What the fuck? (Score:1)
If you want good summer sausage, why on earth are you spending your money at Hickory Farms? There are surely (heh, almost typed "surly") butchers or custom meat smokers in your area that will provide you with much higher-quality meats than that lowest-common-denominator mall trap. If you want to order online (and who doesn't?), give this place [garywest.com] a try.
/I don't work there
//I also enj
Re:What the fuck? (Score:1)
The second reason I stick with HF is because I already know everyone likes the flavors. I've had better meats and cheeses (obviously) but I've also had "fancy" meats and cheeses that I thoug
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Re:What the fuck? (Score:4, Interesting)
It's the only way we'll get those youngin's ready for a hard-learned lesson about not preordering.
Also, Hector, Hannukah is about giving family members money. Buying gifts is hard and rarely worth the hassle. Except with girlfriends. You don't get them giftcards if you're expecting to find your princess in the castle. In return, I expect her.... to give me a gift card. Anyway the article was a scientific anal retentive breakdown on how to buy someone under 18 a video game for christmas. And it was very obviously targeted towards buying gifts for guys and for parents who are overly worried that a game will make them kill their schoolmates (write down the ESRB rating? Oh, shove that up your ass. It's on the box in the store). I rarely comment on articles that qualifies as "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters." That should give you an idea as to what I think of the original post and the linked article.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:4, Insightful)
Some people think that sales drones are lazy or incompetent, they are actually shell-shocked veterans who have seen the face of human stupidity on a daily basis and their minds eventually learned to simply shutdown while at work.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:4, Insightful)
Please discontinue your celebration of Christmas and/or Hannukah. You have no idea what they are about.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:4, Insightful)
Because the primary purpose of the celebration of these holidays are about the purchase and exchanging of gifts? If so, why should we go about critisizing someone's method of going about it?
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The funny thing here is, I don't think you could have managed a more anti-Semetic statement if you'd been trying.
Except with girlfriends. You don't get them giftcards if you're expecting to find your princess in the castle. In return, I expect her.... to give me a gift card.
Or a sexist one, at that.
actually, the whole post
Or a selfish, assholish one at that. Personally, I hate getting gift cards. Why? Because it means that someone doesn't know me well enough to
Re:What the fuck? (Score:2)
Let me clarify first by saying that he doesn't really understand technology. Last time he tried to buy video games for christmas he got Buzz Lightyear and Mickey Mouse computer games for kids more interested in RPGs and FPSs.
If I got my brother a gift card, it would be lazy. If somebody who lives in Florida and doesn't know how to hold an N64 controller buys my brother a gift card, it's better for both parties.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:2)
I would almost never buy a gift card for a close friend/family member( one exception, I got my girlfriend an iTunes music store giftcard, along side a bunch of other presents). But there are other people tha
Re:What the fuck? (Score:4, Insightful)
Heavy with the moralizing today eh?
When you get a bit older and your list of gift receivers gets huge and you really don't know exactly what someone wants then you'll see the wisdom of the gift card. Especially when it saves someone from waiting in line to return something they dont want or already have.
Not to mention, Xmas is pretty much forced on everyone is in the US. For some people I'll make some real effort and buy/create a really nice gift, but to expect me or anyone to do this for everyone is ridiculous.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:3, Insightful)
I am older, and my list of recipients is huge - but the only people getting gift cards is a pair of twentysomething nieces that I've only recently added to my list (long and irrelevant story behind that). Even so, the gift cards are being placed in handmade Christmas stockings. The only other time I gave a gift card was to the daughter of a c
Re:What the fuck? (Score:2)
What if this person has two wonderful friends such as yourself, and you both get them the same thing? The fact is, gift cards are supremely practical.
Mod you down, or reply? Hmm... ok, reply! (Score:4, Informative)
I mean, what do you suggest? We all start making hand-made wooden gifts for everyone on our shopping list, so they "truly come from the heart"? Or maybe we should just write hand-written letters wishing them a happy holiday, and offer to mow their lawn a few times next summer, or shovel snow off their driveway for free?
Personally, I find it the exception rather than the rule where I feel I have a great gift idea for someone I know, and feel positive they'll appreciate it every bit as much as anything they'd find on their own if I gave them a gift card or cash. Xmas may be "about giving rather than receiving", but nobody really wants to be the one giving less than desireable gifts.
If anything, I'd venture to guess that most of the notion of "cash is such an impersonal gift" came from the mouths of retailers, scared some cash recipients might just save or invest the money, rather than spend it in their stores. IMHO, cash is a *very* personal gift, simply because you only earn money as a result of your labor. If someone thinks enough of me to give me a portion of their "buying power" they earned through hours and hours of work for someone else, I'm very thankful for that.
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Who says you can't put the $20 inside a nice Christmas card and wrap a ribbon around it? The kid will spend the money, and he gets the Christmas card to remember 10 years from now. And surely he'll remember what he bought with that money, and think: "Ah... those times."
Heh I just remembered a gift card my sister gave me to buy an RPG magazine. It even had a smiley in it.
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Marrying Christmas for $20? Only in America!
Re:What the fuck? (Score:5, Insightful)
Or a blowjob, if you're a hot chick. I mean, the objective is to make the gamer happy, right?
While the article in question is just meant as being "funny" (although it does not really succeed at that), finding a gift for ANYONE who is mightly interested in objects of a certain category X, is not to buy anything in category X. Either what you will buy is crap, or what you will buy is good but already owned by the person in question.
Exceptions are: chocolates, wines, and blowjobs, as long as you are certain that they are of high quality.
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Or like the rest of us they should just practice their social skills :
"Oh wow, great, thanks so much"
And open an eBay account.
Re:What the fuck? (Score:1)
I.e. consumables.
That's why good spirits are always a good gift.
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Unless (a) you are also interested in category X and therefore understand what to get, or (b) understand category X well enough you know you won't look like an idiot. Not everyone is clueless.
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For some gamers that is.. (Score:4, Interesting)
Occasionally I'll find good deals. If I do get a game for christmas it might be something off the $10 shelf at Walmart.
Re:For some gamers that is.. (Score:3, Informative)
Wow, where do you live, and where do you shop? Your experience is the exact opposite to mine. Games are getting less and less.
Right now I can go out and buy Call of Duty 2 for AUD 89.99, which is the same as I paid for Ultima VI on the Amiga a decade ago. Taking inflation into account that is a big drop in price. Never mind that my income has substatially increased since then too.
I would get Splintercell: Chaos Thery (Score:1)
If I hadn't bought it, according to this article, I'd have no real sense of taste and any game would be fine. Nothing could be farther from the truth: I have a very strong sense of taste, and most of the games on this list just aren't my taste. Games that suit my
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Re:For some gamers that is.. (Score:2)
Better yet, burn them to a CD and give that to your friends/family--and don't tell them how much it cost you to get a "classic game pack"
Re:For some gamers that is.. (Score:2)
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. Titles cost $40-$60 these days... they've cost that since the early 90's when I started gaming on the SNES. Factor in the rate of inflation over that span of time, and gaming is a much more affordable hobby then it was back then.
[MMO games] run like ass on my system. A new system is out of the question
A lot of gamers think that they need to stay 100% bleeding edge when 9/10 times the only problem with their current syst
nah, that's easy! (Score:5, Interesting)
next question, this one was easy.
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Its not as big as ADOM as it is relatively young, but you start in a tropical island, can eat bananas and drop the peels in front of the slaves so they slip and break their legs, then you can take them and beat some monsters underground with it.
It also has a religious system similiar to ADOM but you can pray more often. The only thing I miss is magic as its not implemented yet but you can make
Nethack! (Score:2)
Or you could give them something useful... (Score:2)
Then when the Inevitable Happens, they can pop in the CD and you'll have some free time.
Stoner hands Trooper Ashtray, with lit joint and a dozen roaches [suvalleynews.com]
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Obvious? (Score:5, Insightful)
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now look at the lists again, many of the titles are exclusive to gamecube. This should be mentioned more clearly in the article, or at least by the
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In my personal opinion, you should. Sure I'll play Nethack or Jools, but for commercial games, I'm all console.
It costs less.
Theres a more diverse lineupof games.
There's no worries about drivers/patches/iincompatibility issues.
The controls are better. Trust me, for action games, keyboards suck. I don't know how those WASD loving FPS players can
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...Buy me something... (Score:4, Insightful)
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The joke is soooooo easy (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry, but when you give someone a straight line like that, it is unfair to expect them to resist.
- Greg
Re:The joke is soooooo easy (Score:1)
I'm too cheap to buy it, can you post a
Sims (not Michael) (Score:2)
I'm too cheap to buy [a life], can you post a .torrent for it?
get a life on the pirate bay [thepiratebay.org] - use at your own risk
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I was looking for your comment... (Score:2)
Marketers just trying to attract more suckers... (Score:5, Insightful)
And why would that be a problem? People who aren't gamers cannot understand that our game preferences aren't only based on the quality of the game itself. A game might get rave reviews, and fit in my favorite genre, but I might not buy it. I just am not interested.
Just ask me what I want... screw the surprise, at least you won't end up having paid for a game that I don't want/need.
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This is why for my birthday I got a wrapped game. If I didn't like it, I could just return it.
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Sure, occasionally you'll miss out, happens with books, movies, cds or similar (also popular gifts) too, but it's not that big a deal, furthermore usually wrong games can be swapped-in, assuming they're unopened, or failing that at the least partially r
Missing an awful lot of titles (Score:2)
Adventure Games (the Myst series, LucasArts, Sierr
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notice this was in the NINTENDO section? (Score:1, Informative)
Charlie's Angles (Score:1)
Charlie's Angles (Score:4, Funny)
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More like (Score:2, Funny)
Offline T-Shirts (Score:2)
The article gave proper algorithm for me (Score:2)
CIV II,
CIV III,
alpha centaur,
Master of Orion
Master Of Orion II
Master Of Orion III
Stars!
Dungeonmaster II
Sure I have no taste since none of my games are on the list, so please pick any game, I'm probably happy with ANY random game that a relative throws at me.
DN4eva! (Score:4, Funny)
Get them a better video card (Score:1)
Teach them to use eMule and BitTorrent (Score:1, Informative)
That's the best present: knowledge for an endless supply of games.
If you want something to go with the eMule tutorial, give'em a 100mbit connection.
hardware ideas (Score:1)
Not what I was expecting (Score:1)
Nope. Wouldn't work for me. (Score:3, Insightful)
My collection is pretty much Flight Simulator, Train Simulator, Syberia (I and II), the Myst series, various Chess games, and old-school DOS games such as Stunts and Tetris.
Why does everyone assume that all gamers either want to play a sports-related game or kill something? (OK, so judging from the titles available in the stores and the video games in the arcades, most of them do, but not all.)
A useful trick (Score:4, Insightful)
Something simpler would be to ask your friend for advice on buying games for someone else. Your friend will end up volunteering what games he has, what's new and hot, what he thinks is cool, etc.
ot. but.. (Score:1)
Not a bad article (Score:1)
But basically a good methodology, and one that should be extended more sensibly
New Games? Ehhh.. (Score:1)
I've grown up playing yesteryear console and PC games. The most advanced console I have is a PS1 I got 3 years ago and that's currently keeping me busy with Final Fantasy Tactics and Resident Evil. I got a PC in my room with windoze/SuSE 9.3 that's just good enough to run Starcraft and Baldur's Gate, and my mom's
signal:noise (Score:1)
I obviously have no taste... (Score:1)
Games are a tricky gift (Score:2)
For Games or DVD's, there are only two key things you need to do right:
1) Dont buy something they wont play
2) Do
A gift idea (Score:2)
If you pick a random game off the shelf, it's one of the following:
- Substandard.
- Already owned.
- A rehash.
If you do your research, it still might not work. Do your loved one a favour, and give him chocolates, a card, or something else of sentamental value.
Re:Charlie's Angles (Score:2, Funny)