More 2005 Gaming Than You Really Want 111
It's Christmas Eve, and you need something to read while you're avoiding your relatives. We understand. Howabout several looks at the year in Gaming? The big sites have actual awards, with Gamespot and IGN both offering up decisions that are sure to spark dinner table discussion. Next Generation doesn't hand out awards, but it does have an exhaustive set of lists covering all aspects of the year. We've previously discussed their Top 30 Games of the Year, but today they have over half a dozen articles dedicated to the year in gaming. The Guardian Gamesblog has staff pics for best of the year. World of Warcraft certainly is on a lot of 2005 lists for a game released in 2004. Finally, 1up.com staffer Jared Rea probably has the most interesting take on the year. His traditional list headlines Guitar Hero, but he also has a special list, with ermm...special awards. That might make you angry. From that list: "The Sin and Punishment Award - Named after the hideous and boring N64 shooter from Treasure, the Sin and Punishment award is reserved for the the title which claimed the hearts of 'hardcore' fanboys around the world, despite the game in fact, being garbage or quite frankly, nothing special. Previous winners of this award include Ikaruga and Katamari Damacy." That award goes to Shadow of the Colossus. Which, sorry Jared, did actually rock.
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wait this just makes me a nintendo fanboy doesnt it?
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Probably. Welcome.
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Seriously, Mario Circuit 1? Choco Island 2? The only (serously, the only one) good track was Wario Stadium. Sure, it has some good new ones, like the clock one, the bowser's castle one, and the pinball track, but a lot of the new ones also just plain suck, like the Yoshi's SafariIslandAdventureWhatever track.
And the WiFi multiplayer modes suck. I want Battle Mode, damnit!
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However, the multiplayer, whilst incredibly fun, is sadly lacking. It NEEDs battle mode, it NEEDs easier, more foolproof ways of finding players (why can't you great a 'game room' and wait for people to join?) and... lots... and sadly it's never going to change.
Gotta love editorial impartiality (Score:5, Insightful)
No Zonk, *you* think it rocks.
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In fact there is nothing but editorial on
Resident Evil 4 (Score:4, Insightful)
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Excuse me? (Score:4, Funny)
Pics != picks. If I wanted pics of people on the internet, I will just look in my hidden stash but shh don't tell the boss
while you're avoiding your relatives... (Score:4, Funny)
And I'm not even in Soviet Russia anymore.
Bah, who is this "Jared Rea?" (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, it's become common practice in some circles to try to buffer rejection of a controversial statement, or even try to shame people into accepting it, by preemptively calling those who will obviously disagree with it fanboys, which at best is figuring out to what decimal place one's geekness resolves, and at worst is an act arguably more nerdly than the actual liking of the supposedly mediocre game.
And why did people want a sequel to KD so badly? MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL GAME WAS ABOUT THREE HOURS LONG! Fool! It's okay to make a sequel to a game that was, by all reports, much much too short to begin with!
Just because he doesn't like the game (which, to me, means he's either trying to play too-kool-4-U overhipster or is simply deficient in basic humanity) and by random whim of publishing industry happens to have a megaphone handy with which to shout his merest idea*, doesn't mean that he shouldn't attempt to see why other people like it. Empathy is a surprisingly useful trait for a reviewer, of any type, to have.
Further, later on he says "Microsoft introduces the Tard Pack." Oh yeah, that does wonders for his creditibility, oy.
*Yep, that's a blatant TMBG reference. Also geeky, I know.
Re:Bah, who is this "Jared Rea?" (Score:4, Funny)
Ikaruga is a top down shooter which is awesome for us fanboys who love the genre. Just because you don't love the genre is no reason to call the game "garbage". Just put the game aside, realise the whole genre isn't your cup of tea and move on.
I bet he doesn't like Rez because it was on the rails totally missing the point.
Re:Bah, who is this "Jared Rea?" (Score:2, Funny)
Whatever. Sin & Punishment is the finest game in its underappreciated genre. Maybe you didn't get it?
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I can see how someone might dislike Sin & Punishment. But with the game's unique, well-balanced mechanics (melee in a rail shooter?), imaginative and varied levels (one is as much a sidescroller as a rail shooter), impressive atmosphere and graphics (nearly every review I've seen has mentioned the "Blue Raid" level, because it's that good), layered difficulty (there are different approaches to nearly every area depending on whether you care more about safety
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Yeah, and tack on that the guy needs a spellchecker and some help with grammar, too; he's an editor and he writes like that? "Then" instead of "than?" ARGH! Stop butchering my language! :)
Not exactly someone I'm going to spend any effort reading again.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure ZD just hires complete morons.
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Katamari (Score:4, Interesting)
Obviously this guy hasn't played Katamari Damacy. Yes, the concept of the game is crazy and whatnot, but this game had to be one of the funnest games you could get for the PS2. And at $20, what a steal!
I'm with Zonk on this one, Jared's taste is lacking.
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unless...
the list is full shit!
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I think so. Picked it up for a friend and my GF got it for her sister. Never played the game but I have seen enough word of mouth praise for it around here and other places that for $20 I think it is worth the chance.
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We Love Katamari (Score:1)
My 14yo just bought it for his best friend (who has a PS2) - we have a GameCube and an xBox, so we can't use it.
Re:Jared is an idiot... (Score:3, Funny)
Neither do most rock stars.
"See how the real heroes don't look at a screen to know what notes to play next."
Yeah, real guitarists have all three chords memorized.
They're on to me (Score:4, Funny)
How did they know? How do the editors know that I just finished eating dinner, my football team is losing, and my relatives are looking at cruise pictures. Get out of my mind!!! Get out of my mind!!!
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Cool. Can't wait till 2006's games come out. *Very Excited*
Anyway...
Just got my 360. Rigged a fan to the PSU just in case. Does anyone know if H3 would be ready in time for PS3, or will it come out later?
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Bastard. Mine was supposed to arrive yesterday, but now UPS is saying next Tuesday. And I'm only on vacation for another week. Aaarrrggh!
Probably overkill. Why subject yourself to the extra noise of a fan if it's not necessary? So long as your power brick has good airflow (ie, it's not tucked into the corner of a dust-filled entertainment center), you should be fine. Assuming you didn't get a bad brick in the first place, of course.
Dragon Quest VIII (Score:1, Informative)
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I can understand not liking it because it's the "same old same old," since part of what makes the DQ series great to its fans is that it doesn't piss on tradition for the sake of throwing in vapid minigames in a futile attempt to appeal to the ADD-stricken 'mainstream.'
But the claim about being a "rip off" of other games stumps me. With few exceptions
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I checked out the Next gen top 30 (Score:5, Interesting)
Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich
A fairly good sequel using the original engine (graphics aren't much better than FF). I liked this game and played it to completion, but its not as good as the first one. It didn't add very many new characters to the freedom force, and none of them were introduced using the storyline (they would just show up as available for hire). If you haven't played Freedom Force or FFv3R, I would recommend just getting the original. Its cheaper ($10 at wal-mart), has a better story, and is a great game.
Brothers in Arms:Road to Hill 30
I played a little bit of this game and found it to be a pretty refreshing take on squad combat. I liked the command system, but it got a little hectic when you had multiple groups to control. The unreal engine lends itself to some pretty damn good graphics. The game is a console port, and has a lot of unlockable stuff like video clips, cheats, and medals. As a sidenote, it would be nice if every WWII game wasn't always about the 101st airborne.
Battlefield 2
A great game that should have been published by someone other than the cockgobblers at EA. The persistant statistics are nice, as are lots of medals and unlocks (of course EA charges $$ if you want a ranked server). DiCE definitely deserves extra kudos for the great squad system and microphone/headset support that add a lot to the already solid battlefield gameplay. Finding a server where squad mates work together and communicate is friggin awesome (and happens pretty often). The non-fuctioning server filters and generally shitty server browser (no surprise it's powered by Gamespy) are really frustrating (especially since the game already has a $30 expansion pack) and are quite indicative of EAs approach to publishing a game (release early, patch rarely, make lots of expensive expansion packs). Gripes about EA aside, the core game is really solid and I highly recommend it.
F.E.A.R.
FEAR was one game I thought was less than the sum of its parts. It has great graphics, some decent scary parts (more startling than scary really), and does slow-mo better than any Max Payne game. I didn't care for the levels (office buildings are almost as boring in a game as in real life), and I really didn't like the lack of enemy variety. You face soldiers that all look a like (except different weapons), a demon or two, and some large Police robots. The graphics engine allowed for some really cool effects and lots of polygons; it would have been nice to see it put to work with some interesting foes. I didn't think the game was that scary either (hmm... its a long hallway, I wonder if I'll see yet another dissolving girl). The slow-mo effects (bodies light up when hit, bullets leave a trail like in the matrix) were pretty slick and I hope another developer rips them off and uses them in a more fun game. Speaking of scary games, are there any more Aliens vs. Predator games in the pipeline?
Call of Duty 2
I just got this game and haven't spent enough time to accurately evaluate it. The graphics have definitely been improved, and a good gamer friend says the missions in the game are really fun. The Multiplayer includes some new modes that weren't in the first game (I think CTF is new), and brings back the best CoD1 maps (Carentan, Brecourt, etc) and adds some new ones.
Psychonauts
I have this game, but no gamepad, so I haven't played it yet. I will say, however, that its really great to see a game that has good, creative art and level design. Other than World of Warcraft and maybe Darwinia, there haven't been many titles with creative art. Its good to see a game that is an escape from reality rather than a crude attempt at duplicating it.
Mario Kart DS
I played this game for about 5 minutes at Wal-Mart and I was instantly hooked. I wasn't sure I would like going from analog controls (ala Double Dash)
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The 82nd Airborne got the John Wayne movie in the 60s and the Robert Redford movie in the 70s, the 1st Infantry got Luke Skywalker in the 80s and recently a video game or two, let the 101st have a few extra video games.
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If you attempt to foolishly update your list or, god help you, apply a filter - blammo. No more servers on your list and no way to get them back aside from restarting the game.
Don't get me wrong, I love BF2, but that is totally inexcusable at this point. It's a little shocking that an online-only game was released with a shitty server menu. It's beyond my comprehension that it was never fixed in any patch or in the expansion pack.
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Not to mention that in BF2...if you want access to the third tier of weapons that EA initially promised would be there on release...you need to purchase Special Forces. That's right folks...they made it so that people who purchase the expansion, get to take all their new toys into vanilla Battlefield 2 and use them in the same game as the people who chose not to purchase it and therefore do not have access to the weapons.
Yup...EA just introduced a "pa
Mod down Jared Rea! (Score:2)
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Yeah, the graphics and sound were really nice, but as far as that goes, they primarily shot their wad in the first level. After that, none of the graphics really impressed me. And the complete lack of powerups was annoying as hell. I thought t
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There's an artform to it, and Ikaruga is a unique shooter that is anything BUT overrated.
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Either you deliberately misread me, or you haven't even played the game.
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It is not.
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Also, how many vertical shmups don't restrict the playing field to a part of the screen?
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Ikaruga (Score:1)
I definitely am a fanboy, but that's beside the point. What is this guy doing acting like he has any gaming authority if he isn't a fanboy? I haven't played Katamari Damacy or Shadow of the Colossus, but from what I've heard from more reputable gaming publications, they're freaking sweet games. This guy had his 15 minutes; it's time t
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Re:Mod down Jared Rea! (Score:1)
I liked the levels a lot in Ikaruga, but the bosses were a little flat (only faught a few
I really liked the catch the falling cube thing in Mars Matrix a lot, and the catch the bullets weapon made me smile more than the color changing in general, though in som points the color patterns were truly amazing to navigate (the twirling ones in level two were just awsome to go through once you got it).
But yeah, Ikaruga was only Sin and Punishment if you
The 360 Is Giving 2005 A Bad Rap (Score:1, Insightful)
It sucks that the 360 mess is really detracting from such a fantastic time to be a gamer.
Hopefully we won't have to hear about overheating 360s, or disc scratching, or system crashes, or jaggy graphics and all that other crap about the 360 that has been taking away from all the good news in the console world this year.
Oh yeah, and
WoW (Score:2, Offtopic)
Europe and Asia got the fun in 2005.
More reading for ya'lls (Score:1)
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Stupid Gamespot (Score:1)
Has anyone compiled a list of Gamespot winners?
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Nope. Count at least one more pissed-off person. I can't even get the stupid video to work reliably in Firefox 100% of the time. Why don't they even offer an alternate page with a text list of the winners?
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Psychonauts (Score:1)
And since no one cares about my opinions...
For the PS2: God of War and Guitar Hero are tied. No offense to Shadow of the Colossus. It looks great, but it doesn't play great. It's more a game I'd prefer watching someone else play.
For the Gamecube: Resident Evil 4. Probably because Zelda was delayed.
For the DS: Mario Kart DS!
For PC: Um... I've been playing WoW on
Way too serious (Score:2)
I particularly liked the award Shadow of the Colossus got.
Re:We Don't Care! (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh please... your faux-blase act is so commonplace these days it's not even funny.
If you don't like best of the year reviews, then don't bloody read them. If you don't like awards, don't watch the ceremonies. I hate the whole Christmas and end-of-year bullshit as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean I should feel compelled to go on Slashdot pretending to be assaulted by the entertainment industry against my will and complain about it.
Re:We Don't Care! (Score:2, Funny)
If you don't like best of the year reviews, then don't bloody read them. If you don't like awards, don't watch the ceremonies. I hate the whole Christmas and end-of-year bullshit as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean I should feel compelled to go on Slashdot pretending to be assaulted by the entertainment industry against my will and complain about it.
Oh please...your complaining-about-unnecessary-comment act i
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