Games Irrationally Connected To Violence 59
GamePolitics reports on a story of confusion and misunderstanding in Florida. A flyer made from the Zombie Survival Guide was found near a school. Police have, naturally, leapt to the conclusion that the makers of the flyer are threatening violence against schoolchildren and are videogame players. From the article: "Although the Democrat reports that 'Zombie' is a video game, GP is not so sure. There are plenty of games based on zombies, of course, but we can't recall a single one actually named 'Zombie.' 'This underscores the importance of parents knowing what their kids are doing online,' school superintendent Bill Montford said. 'This should be a wake-up call to parents. Students shouldn't be involved in games where people are being shot.'"
It's crap like this... (Score:2, Funny)
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Drugs (Score:4, Funny)
Oh wait....
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WARNING! (Score:5, Funny)
Your child could be reading The Onion at this very moment...exposing thier tiny, unformed brain to a world of raw, hardcore comedy. Take action now! Before it's too late!
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Oh, if ONLY I had MOD POINTS! That is so true. I should make posters that say that and post them at public schools around my city. ;-)
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Quotes... (Score:5, Insightful)
All these people in a position of authority being quoted talking about something they know nothing about... it reminds me of Brass Eye [wikipedia.org], where celebrities and politicians (is there a difference any more?) were filmed warning about the dangers of a fictional drug called "cake" that affected an area of the brain called Shatner's Basoon, and warning people that paedophiles were using an area of the Internet the size of Ireland. They unquestioningly accepted what they were told and were happy to lend their own authority to the matter by repeating it to the public, merely because it was in the name of a good cause.
I think the quality of journalism would skyrocket if one simply thing were to happen: people who don't know what they are talking about should just be quiet.
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Look on the bright side (Score:3, Funny)
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40-odd years of zombie movies... (Score:2)
School's out forever? (Score:2)
though if I were the police, I'd be worried about underage drinking. I know for a fact that beer makes the Zombie game better.
but then again what doesn't beer make better?
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Re:School's out forever? (Score:2)
For which attendee?
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Nipped in the bud (Score:3, Funny)
Indeed.... (Score:1)
This is just wrong (Score:5, Funny)
how to shoot Zombies is something all children must learn , I would far rather my 240000 kids learn how to blow their heads off with a shotgun than have the lot of them get infected and turn undead themselves.
These moralists are endangering all the nations of the world , we must educate our children now or risk the Zombie plague.
I HAVE SEEN IT , just watch Night of the living dead, it could happen people .
We are in a zombie amber alert , vigilance will secure our liberty.
Re:This is just wrong (Score:3, Funny)
Zombies are not people
Totalitarian dictators always use the technique of demonising the minorities in order to gain public support for wiping them out. Hitler did it with the Jews, and now you are doing it with Zedkind.
First they came for the zombies, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a zombie.
Then they came for the werewolves, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a werewolf.
And when they came for me, there was nobody left to graah for me.
Zombie is a derogatory term (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Zombie is a derogatory term (Score:5, Funny)
That's just racist. How dare you say we're undead, as if we aren't as good as the dead? Jesus Christ, it even ostracizes us from our bretheren the living. We prefer the more positive term Reanimated-American.
Only other Reanimated-Americans are allowed to use the word Undead, not the living.
Re:This is just wrong (Score:1, Funny)
Calling Godwin's law on this one (Score:1)
I'm calling Godwin's Law [wikipedia.org] on this one. WOOT that means GP is right and Zed Sapiens deserve to die!
Re:This is just wrong (Score:1)
This would be funnier if I weren't serious...
Re:This is just wrong (Score:2)
I agree. In fact, I was reading in the New York Post how they've discovered that the NSA is eavesdropping on all Americans who could potentially be Zombies or Zombie sympathizers. NSA Satellites listen to phone conversations and anyone who says "Brains" on the phone will be investigated by the FBI.
Conversely (Score:1)
Good luck in getting the US citizens to agree to that one...
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Pacisifists like Quakers protested and exceptions were eventually made for them. The slave-arming requ
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Questions... (Score:1)
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RTFM? Some dont even know where the manual is. Scary huh.
Zombies!!! (Score:2)
Stupidity... (Score:2, Interesting)
And demonstrating intelligence outside of a job... (Score:1)
Oh, and listening to the goings on about you to understand people and how you and they might be a benefit/risk to each other isn't a smart thing to do in their minds. They label it "evesdropping" and is unquestionably wrong in their minds.
With the lack of vital information that listening in provides, no wonder they're so dumb.
It's from a book no less! (Score:3, Funny)
Silly me... (Score:2)
Could you have imagined how much more damage they could have done if they had included the letters "WMD" in it?
Of course, this happened in Florida. Most of the residents are too old to care. They are going to each other's place and getting faced and playing bridge. (Lord knows my parents are. That "Mandatory Florida Resident Age" is
Re:Silly me... (Score:3, Funny)
Zombies!!! does exist ~_~ (Score:1)
My two cents (Score:1)
Zombies or 3rd Graders? (Score:1)
I think there is every right to be concerned about some psycho kids going Columbine on this school, but as for a video game link, I think that's just what's selling papers. But again, regardless of th
The Zombie Survival Guide (Score:1)
Video games are always blamed (Score:1)