Hot Coffee Makes List of Dumbest Business Moments 53
Via Next Generation a list of 2005's Dumbest Business Moments, which rightly lists the Hot Coffee debacle as one of those ignoble icons. From the article: "In June a Dutch programmer releases software that lets players of Take-Two Interactive's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas access sexually explicit content left in the game's source code by its developers. Already marked 'Mature' for 'blood and gore, intense violence, strong language, strong sexual content, and use of drugs,' the game gets rerated 'Adults Only,' causing Target and Wal-Mart to pull it from stores. Take-Two's quarterly revenues fall $40 million short of projections."
Re:Quick! (Score:1)
Re:Quick! (Score:1, Interesting)
the only one? (Score:3, Funny)
<Jack Thompson> (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
He's a disgusting human being who will piss on someones grave to get his point across. It's a disservice that we can't legally shut him up.
No Matter (Score:1)
I wonder why a bunch of others are not on this. (Score:4, Insightful)
It is completely different. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:It is completely different. (Score:1)
Re:It is completely different. (Score:1)
Re:I wonder why a bunch of others are not on this. (Score:3, Insightful)
The whole event reminded me of a TV programme which aired here in the UK about 4 years. The TV programme was a satire on the way the media love to really overdo stories on phedophilia. While not actually condoning it at all, it was immediatly blastered i
Re:I wonder why a bunch of others are not on this. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I wonder why a bunch of others are not on this. (Score:1)
Re:I wonder why a bunch of others are not on this. (Score:4, Insightful)
I think that for somebody to come up with that suspicion, they've got to have some issues. It takes one to know one...
Tom Lehrer knew this:
"Old books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say,
Is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I can tell ya things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!"
Strange (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Strange (Score:2, Informative)
best one (Score:5, Insightful)
Having barred alcohol marketing that associates drinking with sex, British regulators block an ad that shows women imbibing Lambrini sparkling wine while using a fishing pole to hook a hunky guy. The Advertising Standards Authority says the ad violates its guidelines because the guy "looks quite attractive and desirable to the girls." It would pass muster if only he were "overweight, middle-aged, balding, etc." The company then runs a version of the ad using a paunchy, chrome-domed model.
Yeah, cause showing a bunch of drunk women getting so horny that even a fat bald guy looks good doesn't violate any standards linking sex and alcohol, does it?
Something Even Dumber (Score:5, Interesting)
Save files will not work between versions, so if you went to a message board and asked someone to play a mission you can't get past, it wouldn't work. The people who take the time to help people in this way all run the first release. Anyone needing help at this point are people who have recently bought the game, meaning they have the second release.
Someone has hacked around this now. You have exchange script files from the two versions, play the game and save it, then run another script to fully convert it to the other version.
But wait! There's more!
The second release cannot be modded. At all.
The new executable looks for a checksum value in the script files. If they've been modded, the game crashes out. The majority of people who buy it on PC already have it on PS2. They bought the PC version ONLY because they wanted to install or create mods. And they go and remove all mods, because someone discovered Rockstar's stupidity of leaving a sex mission in the game.
This may have changed by now, but Rockstar continued to advertise it as having support for mods, so that you can change the game as you wished. False advertising anyone? That's a violation of the Federal Trade Commission Act, right?
Re:Something Even Dumber (Score:2)
Re:Something Even Dumber (Score:2)
This sucks, but I'm totally not surprised by this. In fact, if we keep getting stupid lawsuits like "Hot Coffee" then you can expect most software to be released like this. It all depends on if companies think the risk of lawsuit outweighs the benefits of the mod community...
Maybe for them (Score:3, Insightful)
Parents may also for once take an interest in what their child is playing and deem for themselves if it acceptable or not , but that is just a pipe dream
*Wondering If I should replace Witch hunt with a more modern but relevant term
Perhaps we could call it a Hot Coffee : A moral panic surround Games
Re:Maybe for them (Score:5, Funny)
"Wow, those guys really pulled a Hot Coffee."
"Watch the content Bob, we don't want a Hot Coffee on our hands."
"Miss Smith, can you please give me a Hot Coffee? What? Harrassment suit? Why?"
Hell, two out of three aint bad, let's use it.
Has anyone else noticed... (Score:2)
"...access sexually explicit content left in the game's source code by its developers..."
While I'm sure that Hot Coffee was in GTA's source code, that's not how it was found by the outside world. Source code means the code in C++ or whatever they used to program the game. Where they found the content was in the game's binary. This is pretty damn basic distinction, yet the journalist didn't get it. Once you start looking around, you'll notice these kinds of small erro
Re:Has anyone else noticed... (Score:2)
I don't think the journalists got it wrong. They didn't say that people found the sexually explicit content in the source - they said that people found it because the developers left it in the source. That's true. The reason it appears in the binary is because it was included in the source. If the developers had been responsible, they would have made sure that their joke was not in the code that was released. Sure, they could have done that via conditional compilation ("make noporn"), but by far the safest
Wait a minute. . . (Score:1)
Don't you find it strange (Score:2, Insightful)
Isn't it easier to just google the word "sex" ??
Re:Don't you find it strange (Score:3, Insightful)
Sex is a perfectly normal thing. Everyone at least thinks about it at some point in their life. Killing? Not so normal.
Re:Don't you find it strange (Score:2)
Games like the Sims somehow manage to introduce sexual themes without descending to the level of a porno flick.
Re:Don't you find it strange (Score:1)
Re:Don't you find it strange (Score:1)
Coffee spill reminds me... (Score:1)
saw this on stupidvideos or one of those.
http://www.stationaryisbad.com/rubberband [stationaryisbad.com]
(btw - when you first see the video what you don't figure is that its actually an msft ad)
Re:Coffee spill reminds me... (Score:1)
Page1?? (Score:2)
Haydn.
Re:Page1?? (Score:2)
Anybody else noticed that tfa points to page 1 but starts at number 11??
Given the choice of text to put in the link, I'd say they decided to point directly to the page with the content in question...
"Business Moment" (Score:3, Insightful)
It wasn't a business decision (read: not their choice, they probably were oblivious to it)
Doesn't seem so dumb (Score:2)
Internet access is the problem (Score:2)
Yeah I'm sick of hearing about this too.
If your kid has Internet access, yes he can download the Hot Coffee mod. It takes a deliberate action though. It's not something that gets accidentally enabled. It's something that Rockstar was working on but didn't become part of the final game. I don't see this as much differnet than buying a car with the build sheet left under the carpet.
But hell if he can download Hot Coffee, he can download tons of mods/skins/pictu
Infinium made the list as well. (Score:2)
In October the board of Infinium Labs reveals that chairman Timothy Roberts is under investigation by the SEC for allegedly sending junk faxes touting penny stocks -- including shares of Infinium, maker of the little-known Phantom game console. The board also announces that financial reports prepared by Roberts, the company's CEO before he resigned in August, should not be relied on. A month later the company's new CEO, Kevin Bachus, also resigns. The board -- which still includes Roberts