Bungie Promises "Big News" Next Week 62
Via 1up news, Bungie's statement that they'll have some big news to share next week about the Halo series. From their post: "A bunch of stuff is going down to celebrate the 5th anniversary of a little game we like to call Halo. In November 2001, Halo launched alongside the Xbox console, and the rest is history. Next year, Halo 3 will conclude the story arc begun all those years ago and next week, we'll take a long lingering look at the series to date. There will also be some pretty BIG surprises and maybe announcements. Who can say?" 1up has posted up a blow-by-blow account of their time with Halo 3's multiplayer, which is well worth checking out for anyone shunning Gears for Halo 2 this week.
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You only have to declare the announcement of and statement if that statement is referring to a game that has been delayed.
N00b
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OR
2) Master Chief is gay
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I have a sore head now, please stop that.
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GUYS! (Score:5, Funny)
And you can drive two vehicles at once!
MEGATON!
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Agreed. Plasma Pistol + Battle Rifle = dead elites (Score:2)
Halo 2 on legendary went from impossible to simple because of this (well, as well as memorizing the positions of the instant kill lightning quick jackal snipers...Bungie, please don't do that again. It is stupid that the Master Chief and the Arbiter are the only characters in the game tha
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Halo 4: Genetically Engineered Pimps..IN SPAAAAACCCCCE!
Prediction (Score:2)
Why do I think this? It's all based on the fact that the
Slashdot Reader Promises 'Big Reads' Next Week (Score:2)
But it will be huge! Promise!
they should (Score:1)
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hopefully, it'll be... (Score:1)
i've heard it's going to be available for vista, but i'm not paying for that OS.
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Me neither!
I still hope that won't stop them from still supporting excellent drivers for my graphics card, though.
Your Answer Here ... (Score:3, Funny)
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So co-op isn't dead yet.
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Halo (Score:5, Funny)
Kind of like CBS. They bought CSI, stuck it in a time slot, and practically forgot about it. They promoted their remake of The Fugitive to no end. The Fugitive flopped, CSI became HUGE and spawned clones and spin-offs.
Ah... marketing.
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Maybe it is because I am a
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Bungie Studios gets New Marketing Head after Career Suicide Press Release
My list of possible announcements (Score:4, Funny)
1. Guest appearance of BFG 9000 from Doom
2. Guest appearance by James Bond
3. Guest appearance of Gordon Freeman
4. Changing the name of the project to "Duke Nukem' Forever"
5. Cortana is realy a man.
6. The Protoss, er Covanent forces are joining forces with Martha Stuart.
7. The Zerg... er Flood can now be cooked to gain 2784 HP and 4900 MP over 30 seconds. Must remain seated while eating.
Re:My list of possible alternate announcements (Score:1)
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9. The Halo movie is actually going in to realease and was secretly being devoloped as a joint project with Pixar under the working tittle "Duke Nuke'm Forever". The movie engine and content will be release to game stores in 3 months after release and fans are invited to "play the movie."
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Um, "play the movie"?
Why would anyone want to get burned alive and shredded by weapons fire?
I have enough nightmares every Veteran's Day and Memorial Day to deal with, thanks.
Now, if I could play the movie with cheats
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FINALLY!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Pre-emptive Transcript. (Score:5, Funny)
Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have heard, today marks the fifth anniversary of a little game franchise that we like to call Halo.
Wild applause.
And as you undoubtedly already know, we've called a press conference today to announce some big and exciting news concerning the future of the game. Now, I know some of you may be wondering exactly what could be done to perfect this formula -- that is to say, exactly WHAT can be done to improve upon perfection? And to those of you with such doubts, I can point to the development of Halo 3 and say nothing but the following five words:
YOU CAN SEE YOUR FEET.
That's right, after years of grueling research and development, the Halo team has now given players the ability to see their own feet while they move, simply by looking down. This adds a whole new element of realism to the game, and allows us to create a whole new type of gaming challenge within the Halo world -- using the fluid dynamics of our physics engine, inattentive players will now be able to trip over loose gravel, stub their toes into door frames, and, of course, navigate jumping puzzles with ease. The revolutionary "textile fastening engine" will determine how far the player has traveled and convert that data into an actual REAL-TIME loosening of laces -- Leading to inevitable pratfalls for the inattentive player. And, most exciting of all, the players' footwear will be upgradable with custom designs created specifically for the Halo world by Nike, Reebok, and Ecko!
Here at Bungie, we believe that innovation is the key to creating exciting and fresh games that resonate with our audience. As such, it is technologies like this Revolutionary Foot Engine (revFeX) that keep us poised on the cutting edge of game development. Our highly savvy customer base grows more demanding with each release and it's important that we keep the nature of our products in step with what it is that hardcore gamers desire: The ability to add more and more meaningless bells and whistles to the same game that they've all been playing since Wolfenstein 3-d.
Thank you very much, and good night.
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I know! (Score:1)
Maybe "Halo Online" (Score:1)
There were rumours a while back that Bungie were thinking of doing a MMOG, then someone spotted a job ad for at Bungie asking for "MMOG experience".
It'd make sense if Halo 3 is meant to wrap up the series, as Bungie/M$ can switch to a subscription based revenue stream to keep the franchise (and cash flow) going.
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Or something like that.
Honestly, it's been so long I've forgotten a lot of the details. I just remember loving Bungie's games (Ma
It is so obvious what is going to be announced (Score:2)
It's obvious that on PS3 launch day, Bungie will announce a Halo 3 Release Date. What that date is beats me, but they'll announce it and it won't change.
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Who gives a flying crap... (Score:2)
Besides, Slashdot only publishes positive Wii news (unless there's a Google-Halo tie-in)...
Marketing... (Score:1)
Halo RTS (Score:1)
After Halo 2 (Score:1)