Gaming's Biggest Blunders of 2006 184
Ground Glass writes "After all of the self-awarding that goes on in the games industry this year, it's nice to be reminded that there were actually some pretty big industry disasters in 2006. Who can forget that timeless Gizmondo car crash story, for example? Or the onset of microtransactions for cheat codes? One of the Curmudgeon Gamers, Matt Matthews, lays out the worst the industry had to offer this year, from game hype to journalistic screwups, and everything in between." From the article: "3. Bill of Rights -- Void Where Prohibited by Law. We should also sit back and enjoy a steaming hot cup of schadenfreude at the expense of those tireless defenders of morality and the souls of our children: the state governments of Michigan, Minnesota, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and of course Illinois. Each has passed a law restricting the sales of videogames, and each has been stopped by the courts. Apparently there are things called 'constitutions; which grant 'rights' like 'free speech' which 'activist judges' are using to strike down the very laws which will protect our children from rock and r...videogames." He also offers up some of the cut content that didn't make it into the final article.
Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there? (Score:3, Insightful)
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I was under the impression that that's exactly what they'd done...
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Hell a lady here at work bought her sons each a 32" LCD and she mentioned World of Warcraft as the primary reason for it. (granted she got them at brand smart) but still...
Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... (Score:2, Insightful)
Somewhere, Darwin is smiling. (Score:4, Funny)
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Your inner manly-man is a pansy; a real inner manly-man would be punching through walls.
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My outer manly-man is punching through walls. My inner manly-man is crying because my hands hurt like hell. I think broke something.
Illinois (Score:2)
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I stand corrected.
Of course, I shouldn't make hasty generalizations based on one slashdot comment... afer all, most generalizations are wrong.
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Which questionable tactics? Like closing (and bulldozing) a public airport in the middle of the night with no notice for no good reason? I'd say blatantly disregarding federal law and FAA regulations, spending a large sum of taxpayer money to do so, and then using more taxpayer money to pay the fines are a little more than questionable.
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Then again, let's not forget the politics behind that. Disneyland bought - excuse me, lobbied the Republicans - for a large no-fly zone over their grounds right after 9/11 and got it almost immediately. Daley tried to get the same over downtown Chicago, to no avail. One might speculate it's because he's a Democrat. Either way, he was pissed at the party in power - Reps. Now, coincidentally a majority of the use of Meigs airfield is by major corporations who like backing
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Illinois State tax payers basically paid $520K for the Governor's election campaign.
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That's how a democraticly elected representative government works; make policy to appease those who will reelect you.
Of course, when you have a disinterested voting populace, hyperbole wins over intelligent debate.
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As much as I love the rest of the state, Chicago can take a flying leap.
But I agree with the rest of your post...
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Aside from NC-17, and the occasional jackass teenager running the ticket booth, as long as you at least look like you're in high school, you're getting into pretty much any movie you want in this country (and let's not even talk about rentals).
In a very general sense, you're correct that it's primarily about political speech rights. With -very- few exceptions ("Fire!" in a crowded theater, etc), it's pretty much absolute. Various states and even the f
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Mandatory third party ratings = violation of due process = violation of Fourth amendment
Considering I'm 35, no, the outcry is not (just) from 14 year olds. It's from people that understand that governmental regulation screws things up more often than not.
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Of course, once we start talking about the specifics of what that means, people start getting a bit testy...
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Exactly what it is designed to do, remove choice from the Government, because Governments become corrupt. Obviously it doesn't stop the government from being corrupt (ours isn't as bad as Mexico, but it's not great either). However, the constitution does limit what stupidity they can do. If the constitution is no longer considered "right", such as not letting women vote, there is a process to amend the constitution.
It's check
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You have a VERY good point though, most Americans do confuse "legality" with ethics, in a way were a bunch of greedy six year olds. We want our way, or else, we want everything the good of the whole be damned. But... the way our system is developed this works, which is the point of the first amendment. All of our individual self-interests get aired, weighed, and then compromised. Some greedy people want th
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And yes, the problem is parents are ignoring things. So solve that, don't put foam rubber around everything.
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So how exactly do you define "political" speech? If the hot-button political issue of the day is a push to ban obscenity, doesn't obscenity itself become a form of political speech?
This country was born in large part as a protest against the Crown's meddling in the private affairs of its citizens. Why would the founders have bothered putting freedom of religion in the Const
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Second, these laws are always worded in ways that make sales of the games in general difficult. Because these are laws with real penalties for their violation, practicality says that these games won't be on store shelves at all.
If you want
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If there were government enforced
Ratings (Score:3, Informative)
Government sponsorship of ESRB friendly retailers (Score:2)
As I understand it, as of December 2006, no major U.S. retail chain will sell unrated video games or video games rated by organizations other than the ESRB, and local governments sponsor the major retail chains' oligopoly through preferential zoning treatment.
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I don't think young kids have any biz playing GTA - I know my did will not at least not until they ar
Explaining "harmful to minors" with neoteny (Score:2)
So do I: pot was banned in order to ban hemp in favor of petroleum and synthetics.
Due to the extreme neoteny of H. sapiens among animals, some parts of its brain do not finish developing until between the ages of 18 and 21 years. Some chemicals and depictions affect incomplete brains much more than they affect complete brains.
PS3 (Score:4, Interesting)
Last year at this time everyone was bashing how poor the XBox 360 launch and how expensive it turned out, many people even said "Why would you spend $400 on an XBox 360 when you can buy the more powerful PS3 (that comes with a Blu-Ray player) for less?"
It's amazing how much change 12 months can bring
Sony screwed the pooch sooooo bad... (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's not forget how Sony Slammed Microsoft for botching a World wide launch (despite MS shipping greater numbers and actually making it world wide), and how they also Slammed the Wii for being 'just a gimmick' before adding tilt functions into their controller. I wonder how Sony's investors, (and executives) keep being "overly optimistic".
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In their situation it's very easy. If they say "This is gonna be a disaster", they still are overly optimistic.
Disaster of 3DO Proportions (Score:2)
Even though they've missed the holiday season, for the sake of 3rd parties, they need to get more PS3s into consumer hands asap. Even the large 3rd parties can only sit on unsold PS3 games and
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Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight.
As well, and I'll state this again...if you also buy the addons required for the 360 to match what the PS3 comes with out of the box...they're almost identical in price!!! Nevermind that if you look at the PS2 launch price, th
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Set-top PC titles? (Score:2)
So maybe you can put together a decent set-top PC for 600 USD. But will it have a large library of native games that are designed specifically for set-top play? Are there any party favorites similar to Bomberman and Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Melee that allow four players to use four USB gamepads connected to one PC? Or do you have to buy four set-top PCs for four players?
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PS2 Launch Price 2000 dollars = $300, adjusted for inflation $348.08
Then you try to compare it to 3D0. How many games play on the PS3? Care to hazard a guess? Anyone? Lets just say that it is, right now, exponentially more than 3D0 EVER had.
List of 3DO games: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_3DO_games [wikipedia.org]
Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight.
The PS2 launched with over 700,000 systems in Japan on day one and had sold over 1 Million by the end of its first month (March 00); in North America there were 500,000 systems at launch and they sold over 1 Million by the end of 2000 (2.5 months). The PS2 was unavailable largely because the demand was so great that Sony could not produce them fast enough; the PS3 is unavailable because Sony has produced too few of units.
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So what you're saying is the PS2 launch was actually more similar to the Wii launch, right?
And look how the PS2 crashed and burned... riiiiight.
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Backward compatibility (Score:2)
How many games play on the PS3? Care to hazard a guess? Anyone? Lets just say that it is, right now, exponentially more than 3D0 EVER had.
List of 3DO games [wikipedia.org]
The PLAYSTATION 3 console plays well over 90 percent of PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, allowing converts from the Xbox and GameCube systems to choose from hundreds of by now value-priced titles while waiting for the PS3 killer app. It's like buying a $370 console and getting a $130 PS2 free. Did the 3DO console play any previous console's games or any previous home computer's games?
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A supply driven shortage is quite a bit different than a demand driven shortage, regardless of whether they sort-of have similar results; a demand driven shortage is caused because a product is so popular you can not meet demand, a supply shortage is where you can not supply enough units
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Actually, comparing the two launches and reactions is a complete red herring. PS2 launched first of that generation, by a considerable margin. The comparison you mean to make is PS2 and 360. That is apples to apples. Everybody bitched about the launch price of the 360, and how horribly its launch sales were, but now its the dominant next-gen console, and wi
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In 12 months, remember you said that :)
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Putting aside your entire message sounds like a Sony astroturf plant, I notice you didn't list anything having to do with the most important criteria for a video game system -- fun and games. At least the Wii can genuinely claim to deliver a new and more immersive video-gaming experience; to the layman, the PS3 is just Sony's rebranding of an XBox.
Paying $500-$600 to play the same games you can already get with an XBox 360 or a PS2 doesn't seem smart to me. But then, since you got yours for free, I guess that's moot...
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So who's gonna play the part of the hot Wii chick?
Gaming's Biggest Blunder of 2006? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Gamespot also has decent coverage (Score:4, Interesting)
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Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one... (Score:2, Flamebait)
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Robot Chicken is quite amusing!
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Stupid Nintendo (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, as I was about to say :
From TFA:
"7. Nintendo Says 'when hand gets sweaty, simply wipe 'em'
The Nintendo Wii, current darling of the videogame press, has a dark side...
It's really inexcusable. If your commercials show beautiful people thrashing about in the throes of videogame ecstasy, you have to expect that consumers are going to want to do the same. But those models in your commercials are trained professionals working in a controlled environment. As soon as you take that lethal Wii remote out into the Real World, accidents are possible, even likely. "
Yes, Nintendo made a huge blunder by showing professionals using their console. We all made the same mistake: we assumed these were professional models and/or actors. In reality, they were professional "hold'er-on'er"s, who had abundant professional experience which allowed them to maintain a grasp, however tenuous, on the wiimote, instead of letting go like blithering retar... I mean, your average user.
No disclaimer Nintendo? For shame.
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Does this mean I can sue beer companies when I go drinking, hit-on women and get slapped?
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I'd be willing to bet that
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Your argument makes no sense.
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Actually, Nintendo's biggest F*up was to include a strap in the first place. If they didn't include a strap, the blame would be on the user of the remote for letting go. Because they included a strap, and display numerous 'safety' messages that you should use it, it makes people feel that it's Nintendo's
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I speak for the general public when I say that it's probably a good thing you aren't an engineer or manager. From the consumer's perspective (the only one that counts), the strap IS part of the controller because it came with the controller.
Again, if you're developing for consumers, you need to assume that a significant portion of your buyers will be dummies. Smart companies spend time testing their products in "dummy" sitations precisely for this reason: to figure out what bad things can happen when consumers use their products in a way other than was originally intended around a theoretical white board.
Kudos to Nintendo for trying to fix their fuck-up, but it was a fuck-up, and one that could have been avoided with a better "beta" program.
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A good comparison was brought up in an earlier newspost.
Do manufacturers of footballs or baseballs hold the liability when their product goes through a window or tossed into someone's face?
The wiimote is not designed to be thrown. When the wiimote is thrown, the strap can break, resulting in harm or damage.
Kitchens knives are not designed to be thrown, cause much more hard they are thrown, and don't even come with a wrist strap!
" Smart companies spend time testing their products in "dummy" sitations
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You may be surprised, but I completely agree with you here. They may have had fewer throwing incidents if people didn't think there was a strap to keep them from losing complete control of the remote.
A better other-product analogy to use here rather than footballs and knives would be a railing on a staircase that appeared to be attached but really was not. I
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You're close, but still missing it. The key isn't what is was "designed to do" in the theoretical world by a bunch of eggheads, but what consumers expect it to do when they see it in the real world.
To extend my "railing" example further, you could design a decorative railing held on with Scotch tape if it was designed for only a light wind load, but you'd still be liable if you decided to install that decorative railing on a staircase where people would expect
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Kudos to Nintendo for trying to fix their fuck-up, but it was a fuck-up, and one that could have been avoided with a better "beta" program.
Ho
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Sometimes I think I ought to charge for the wisdom I dispense on SlashDot, but here's another free look into the real world:
When you do real consumer pro
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It's the job of a good QA department to somehow manage to round up just such morons.
That's not how testing works (Score:3, Insightful)
From someone who works in QA, I can say that you would make a horrible tester.
Testing includes verifying how a product performs within limits, and also beyond. After all, someone has to define what the limits are in the first place. And then what happens if someone goes slightly beyond it. I am certain Nintendo did many tests on the limitations of the strap, and its breaking point. Unfortunately, whatever assumptions they originally made wer
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As an engineer, I'm going to have to counter this by saying that when used as designed, the Wii wrist straps function perfectly fine. Even in the videos of "professionals" "flailing in video game ecstacy", they aren't swinging their arms around as fast as possible. In
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That's basically my point. "Used as designed" is insufficient and the result of poor planning; consumers rarely use products exactly "as designed."
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That's somewhat unfair of me, despite your vagueness you're probably trying to make the point that Nintendo should have accounted for the fact that people were not necessarily going to use the Wii
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I haven't read about a case like this
It would be one thing if the Wii wasn't intended for children. However, e
Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube (Score:2)
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Blast from the Past (Score:4, Insightful)
Makes me wonder, at the end of 2007, which item from this list will we look back on and say, "Y'know, that really wasn't a bad thing..."
My personal choice.. (Score:2)
Not because it wasn't a beautiful game. It was.
But, sadly, I never completed the main quest line. An NPC bugged out on me and I could find no console commands to fix it. Add to that I had no recent saved games I could continue from and I just gave up entirely.
I do plan to go back and play it through again.. Maybe soon. I might even get that Knights of the Nine add-on.
TLF
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I suspect he played it on the X360, not on a PC. Personally, I stopped playing because I couldn't be arsed to trudge through a wide-open, yet completely unchanging world. Oh, and the entire leveling system pissed me off too much as well.
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Star Trek Legacy (Score:2)
Gaming mistakes? Try supporting real geeks (Score:2, Funny)
Biggest disaster in my view (Score:2)
Splinter Cell: Double Agent (PC) (Score:2)
Just read the Ubi forums [ubi.com] to see how bad it is (of course, the forums seem to be down right now--go figure).
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Re:I call BS on #7 (Score:4, Funny)
Well, quite a lot of people do seem to be fumbling it lately...
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Statistically?