Diablo Movie Now in the Works? 101
To go along with the still fairly-mysterious World of Warcraft movie, via CVG comes the word at Blizzplanet that a movie based on Blizzard's Diablo games may be in the works. "Few weeks ago, a rumor circulated the net that Gary Whitta would be working with Legendary Pictures to develop a Diablo film. The participation of Gary Whitta hasn't been confirmed, but surprise-surprise. Legendary Pictures website is listing DIABLO under the 'In Development' section. No press release has been made available. The news section has been replaced by a 'Legendary 2.0 is coming soon' notice. A week ago, the news section over at Legendary Pictures website had not been updated since Q3 2006. Stay tuned for any updates. A press release could be posted by them in a few days. Diablo is coming to the big screen!"
Interesting idea (Score:5, Insightful)
It's difficult enough to write a good movie. (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, really GOOD writers could still come up with a good movie. But these people aren't looking to make a good movie.
They're looking to cash in on the name. They're hoping that enough Diablo players will want to see the movie that they'll turn a profit NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS.
Otherwise they'd be mining the hundreds of years of literature for books that have not been made into movies yet.
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No, the really good writers just aren't interested in writing a game-to-movie port. It doesn't matter how good or deep a game is, video games are still seen as the exact opposite of classic literature and having no intellectual value. Because of this, good writers probably don't want to associate themselves in the genre. Even if they wanted to do a fantasy-themed movie, they would choo
Can you say that with a mouth full of caviar? (Score:3, Interesting)
Most writers, even the good ones, don't make much money from writing.
So, throw a LOT of money at one of the good writers and allow him/her to write under a nom de plume.
Let the writer talk to some of the fans of the game to see what aspects resonate with them. Show the
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Though I thought the soundtrack was rather repetative :)
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Cause that features the those 4 notes as part of the intro.
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Maybe the movie can tell me how to get D2 to run on Vista. It'd be worth every cent.
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"Drop down! Increase Speed! Reverse Direction!"
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Games have a very di
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Re:Interesting idea (Score:5, Interesting)
The Doom movie was bad writing and bad casting, but there was nothing about the Doom story that lacked for good source material. In fact, the primary problem with the Doom movie was that they removed the interesting parts of the story (the "demons" were the result of experiments with alien DNA, not demons from hell).
I maintain that a good movie could have been made from either source. It simply wasn't and the person who greenlighted either film certainly knew that early on.
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Does Hollywood actually set out to crush any hint of originality, or is it just that the studio bosses are so conservative that it's impossible to get funding if you can't sum the movie up as "X meets Y", where X and Y were box-office hits the previous summer?
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In other words, the problem is that movie makers can't simply make a movie out of a game: they have to find a loosely similar standard Hollywood template and force the game story into that.
That's a poor summary. First off, it paints video games as a font of originality being sucked into the shallow world of Hollywood. Both industries (which are tightly coupled) have the same lack of originality for the most part, and both have exceptions to that rule that are rare, but highly notable. The idea that, in making a horror movie out of a horror game, you stick to the established rules of successful horror movies isn't actually that unreasonable. It's just not the way you get a GOOD video game mov
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Because of this, it can be argued that D&D is just a generic fantasy action movie using stereotypical elements from the general D&D rulebooks and not a true rpg movie.
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In fact, a Dark Sun MMORPG would be nice to see.
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Blizzard Would Make Any Annocements (Score:4, Insightful)
Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
I think you just stumbled upon the secret motivation behind these mysterious thing we have called "companies".
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Super Mario Brothers WAS awesome (Score:2)
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the second one is a diffrent story - Advent Children was an extreamly well done movie.. and action sequences that stunt people could only dream of doing.. - the rendering was great - the sound track was great.. - and it had some good suttle comedy (the ring tone was great) - i mean over all Advent children wa
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Heck, I've played the game, and parts of the movie STILL didn't make a lot of sense to me.
Like, what was with the heavy Christian baptism imagery/theme?
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Why do they keep on making movies based off video games. Has there ever been a single one that wasn't completely crap? Sure they generate a few bucks, but it's not like any of the actors/directors/writers actually gain any prestige by working on these movies. Why even bother creating such crappy movies.
Well, let's look at the list ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_o n_video_games [wikipedia.org] ...
They weren't all complete crap (and a few were OK), but a none of them are real winners.
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Excited? (Score:3, Funny)
I cannot say that I'm excited. But it begs to ask, will we see "Diablo 3: the Movie" game?
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Also available now (with an expansion). It's like a Greek Mythology mod for a never existent Diablo 3 game.
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A game based on a movie based on a game ? Oh please kill me now !
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MY script for the movie: (Score:4, Funny)
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On the DVD extras of Star Wars III, there's a segment on the pre-production of the movie. Lucas walks in with the script and one of his employees says something like, "That was fast!"
Lucas then says something like, "It wasn't hard. It's line of dialog and then several pages of 'then they fight'."
cha-ching! indeed!
Re:MY script for the movie: (Score:5, Funny)
Sitting in movie theatre, on screen a Paladin emerges from the shadows slowly reaching for the treasure chest below him:
Paladin: "Here it is. The Brainhew. +14 to Minimum Damage, +4 Light Radius, 10-14% Mana stolen per hit, and 15-35 fire damage. The legends were true..."
*Movie theatre crowd erupts into cheers, hoots and hollers*
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The paladin, swinging his sword bravely at the dragon: "DOTS, DOTS, MORE DOTS! I want to see more DOTS!"
Paladin: "Who pulled the hatchlings? 50 DKP MINUS!!!!"
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Sorceress: What-ever. Mephisto didn't drop my Orb, again, the bastard. Let's restart so we can kill him again.
Seriously, they should do it up sort of like Ground Hogs Day, only the "heroes" are more or less in control of the replays.
Mephisto: You're too late! Ha ha
Party: Yeah, you have. We've killed you
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Only if they would kill him after he said 'It is now time for you to destroy the soulstone...' for the eleventyeth billion time
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"Stay a while..and lishen"
Will the characters... (Score:1)
Diablo Movie Now in the Works? Hope not. (Score:2)
Hope not. Ask the Dungeons and Dragons franchise how hard it is to bring fantasy hack-n-slash to the big screen.
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Ask the Dungeons and Dragons franchise how hard it is to bring fantasy hack-n-slash to the big screen.
Cheap, but appropriate shot.
Either source could work well, but I agree that neither was/is likely to.
Then again, there's a school of thought that says that 90% (or your favorite made-up percentage) of movies are going to suck no matter how many you make, so you might as well crank them out when possible. I'm not sure that that's quite accurate, but it's probably close enough to merit SciFi continuing to crank out the "scary animal of the week" movies until they hit paydirt.
As for the Diablo movie... take t
I think you just said "Star Wars" (Score:2)
Farmer...quest...and a multi-billion dollar franchise grown out of low-budget actors. I think you just said "Star Wars".
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Body Harvest Moon (Score:2)
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I always click through the cut scenes... (Score:2)
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Have you ever timed the Diablo 2 cinematics?
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No Frank Gorshin... (Score:1)
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No wait it could be about the main characters fighting cows with weapons...that actually might be fun to watch
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Could be worse (Score:1)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_2 [wikipedia.org]
I'd love for them to make Diablo III, but as a WoW player, I've seen SO much of the Diablo games incorporated into WoW, that I don't think they'd even bother. WoW practically is D3.
Details (Score:3, Funny)
Well.. (Score:1)
Look for the sequel, Diablo: Gold Farmers Revolt (Score:2)
Basic Plotline: (Score:1)
Somewhere in the ice caves (or whatever they're called, I forget) the bastard necromancer wearing his best armor and a shield with 6 diamonds meets up with this huge group of yetis with the one in the middle sporting healing, lightning and multiple shot. Blood Golem hits yeti, yeti lets out lightning, golem dies (taking out 50% of necromancer's life with him), lightning glob hits necromancer...dead. Necromancer resurrects, has to run into the cave in his underwear to collect all his loot...
Decard Cain? (Score:1)
A movie, eh? (Score:2, Funny)
Spoiler warning (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm... Slashdot thinks that my description of a typical Diablo game violates their "lameness filter". I agree, but why should my post be punished for that? It's Blizzard's fault.
Been there done that (Score:4, Funny)
*Sung to the tune of Badger badger badger [badgerbadgerbadger.com]*
Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky Clicky
UNIQUE! UNIQUE!
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UNIQUE! UNIQUE!
Oooooooh, a rare, ooooh it's a rare.
(Repeat ad infinitum.)
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Oh man I had the best idea... (Score:1)