Video Game Use Linked To Breast Feeding 94
In order to demonstrate the ridiculousness of some recent studies which grabbed media headlines by claiming "links" between video games and all sorts of negative behavior (such as violence and the lower-quality relationships), Ars Technica's Ben Kuchera did an experiment of his own: "I started calling people I knew, and I asked if they had one or more video games in the house. Then I asked if they breast-fed their children. To my great shock, most answered 'yes' to both. One couple I contacted switched to formula after their child's birth, and told me that they didn't play video games. The data, based on my first round of calls, was conclusive: if you play video games, you are much more likely to breast-feed your children. You're probably ready to shoot five thousand holes in my argument. ... I did my job though, and you clicked on the headline." He goes on point out flaws in media reports and legislation involving such claims.
I'm not believing... (Score:5, Funny)
Pics, or it didn't happen.
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> "I started calling people I knew, and I asked if they had one or more
> video games in the house. Then I asked if they breast-fed their children.
> To my great shock, most answered 'yes' to both.
Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog: "And that's the last time he'll suck brown wrinkly ninny!"
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Re:faildot (Score:5, Informative)
Whoosh.
Everybody. Fucking WHOOSH!!
It's not that there's a scientific link between breast feeding and video games. The author is making a sarcastic point about the ridiculousness of the studies, and the tenuousness of the link between video games and violence.
Think, people.
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No, I'm not. That's why I know I have to tell people to think......
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Exactly, and I was able to figure that out without even RTFA.
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Think, people.
You must be new here
LSL (Score:2)
It's not that there's a scientific link between breast feeding and video games.
OK, but what if it's Leisure Suit Larry?
Idle (Score:1, Interesting)
Doesn't this deserve to be under idle?
Re:Idle (Score:5, Insightful)
Certainly not idle material.
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It might come under "News for nerds" but "Stuff that matters" it doesn't count for. How about "Stuff that happens"?
Really, it wouldn't make it any better of Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer, Larry Ellison or even Linus wrote it. Everyone knows it's crap, can't we just move on?
whoosh (Score:4, Insightful)
I mean, really, how many geeks does it take to miss a point?
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I think you just coined the new /. motto.
Goodbye 'News for Nerds'.
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The tagline doesn't say "News for nerds && Stuff that matters".
I believe they were implying "News for nerds \isin Stuff that matters", so your claim is mathematically impossible.
Re:Idle (Score:5, Insightful)
Doesn't this deserve to be under idle?
This is actually an important issue for those of us that care about games, and whilst it is a bit prankish, it not 'just some prank'. Anyway, there's no category on Slashdot for 'preaching to the converted', it's just a general assumption that news articles will fit the bent of the site.
Re:Idle (Score:5, Insightful)
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I think Jack Thompson might qualify....
Do you really belong here (Score:3, Insightful)
if you are not able to discern about an important satire making a point regarding misconceptions and bullsh@t going on in the society about video gaming ?
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Also has a bad summary (par?) and even has "I did my job though, and you clicked on the headline" quoted in the summary. C'mon... how do you miss an editing layup like that?
Before and After (Score:5, Funny)
So they were breastfeeding before their child's birth???
Re:Before and After (Score:4, Funny)
I know I was breastfeeding before My children's births. *licking my lips*
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Where's the option to mod -1 Eww?
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You never had a wife and pregnancy, did you? I'm gonna mention 2 things:
1. Women start lactating about halfway through the pregnancy.
2. Women get more horny during pregnancy. And also, orgasm can cause sudden lactation. The milk has to go somewhere, whether it's in the drain, on the sheets, bra, etc...
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No, they switched to formula after their child's birth. It would be kind of hard for them to switch to formula before the childs birth.
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"Switched" implies a change. "Started using formula" would make far more sense than "switched to formula".
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How many non-violent games are there? I mean, if you get to the bottom of this discussion, Tom and Jerry are highly violent.
So is Mario violent or not? What about Sonic?
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Re:Fighting bad evidence with bad evidence (Score:4, Funny)
It's a parody. It's not supposed to make us look....non-silly. It's supposed to make the other side look sillier. Which it does, to those of use with a sense of humour.
Apparently, however, you're missing that personality component.
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Idiot (Score:1, Insightful)
Ben Kuchera is a dribbling moron who hasn't proven anything apart from his ignorance.
He's basically making the following claim: I can do a non-scientific survey and publish the results. Therefore, anyone publishing results must also be doing a non-scientific survey.
The non-sequiteur inherent in this claim is obvious. It's also overbroad. If true, his claim would invalidate not only the results about video games, but all of science.
If you disagree with a methodology, attack the actual methodology, not a s
Re:Idiot (Score:5, Informative)
He's basically making the following claim: I can do a non-scientific survey and publish the results. Therefore, anyone publishing results must also be doing a non-scientific survey.
Try RTFA.
The claim he is making is that people publish results using correlation to imply causation just to get readers, with a nonsensical example to emphasise the point which, lo and behold, got people to read it.
The problem is that, as someone said above, he is 'preaching to the converted'.
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The problem is, he's not even demonstrating correlation in a statistically meaningful fashion, which is what those studies achieved. Congratulations to him on producing an argument of even less value than those he's criticising.
Re:Idiot (Score:4, Insightful)
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Parodies are not usually held to the same standards of quality as the subject they are parodying.
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I recently removed Ars Technica from my bookmarks because of articles like this. More and more I was seeing articles that weren't really about anything but getting people to click--he even admits as such in this one.
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Wait, this is that sarcasm thing again right? (Score:5, Funny)
Damn, and I was about to publish my study about the link between video game playing and breathing! 100% of gamers I have interviewed actually breathe between 10-20 times per minute. My interviews with non breathers at the local cemetery was a disaster, but I noticed that none of them play games! I think I'm on to something.
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My interviews with non breathers at the local cemetery was a disaster
Contact Umbrella corp. They'll know what to do.
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Make them play video games?
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Hmmm... I did similar studies and found out that most players of violent games also use toilets, eat bread and have one pair of eyes! I call for going to shit on sidewalks, eat croissants and stab yourself one eye out to try to escape this typical character traits of a potential killer.
Wait, when I think again, it's better to get rid of both eyes, because someone might think you are into game piracy.
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Great, now I'm conscious of my breathing, thanks a lot.
On the bright side, now you are, too! >:)
In yet another study linked to breastfeeding... (Score:5, Funny)
Quite obviously, milk is a "gateway drug" and must be outlawed! "It's for the children."
George Carlin some 30+ years ago. (Score:2)
"Mother's milk leads to everything!"
Three problems with your logic (Score:4, Funny)
1. Breastfeeding is more prevalent in more educated people, which is correlated to wealth - i.e. people with more money who can buy video games. Check to see if two cars or a bigger house is related to breastfeeding.
2. Even though I'm sure your the most popular guy on the planet, I doubt the sample you have tested is remotely significant. Clearly you need funding to take your research globally.
3. One of the key features of breastfeeding is that men can't do it. So they have more free time - especially as they're not getting any of the other kind of action.
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That sound you hear is the point going way above your head.
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I was breastfed as a baby, so I hear that sound quite a bit.
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That sound you hear is the point going way above your head.
I hope this is a case of recursive sarcasm.
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Actually, with a course of injections, you too can breast feed. If you already have moobs, it is even easier.
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I see three problems with your logic, as well.
the true issue (Score:1)
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That is exactly what they're saying, I read the post like, 3 times and that's the only thing I can come up with.
Breastfeeding -> Stealing cars, killing people, having a negative disposition towards authority.
I know this was TIC (Score:2)
But most of the studies that have been published include much more rigor than this conveniently-sampled, not-significance-tested phone survey by the poster. The issue is more the media translating the researchers' conclusion (video game playing is *linked* to X, Y and Z) into a causal association.
From the BYU study:
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Freakin' Bravo (Score:1)
I love BS statistics! 90% of all statistics are 45% made up and 31% scare mongering. Also, statistics statistics 43% statistics 12% statistics Fox News statistics statistics.
But I can't really blame them, I mean, you read my non-sense too, statistics... ;P
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Ahh, them good ole days (Score:2)
does anyone else wonder? (Score:2)
One couple I contacted switched to formula after their child's birth . ... how they were breast-feeding their child before birth?
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They switched from preprocessed nutrients directly from the blood of the mother to formula.
They really don't have much an option to switch, seeing the placenta detaches all by itself.
Breast is best. (Score:2)
As someone that works with young adults... (Score:1)
I work with young adults with Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder and many of the guys I work with often don't have an ability to reason out their actions. If something makes them upset (I took too long to go to the washroom, their social assistance cheque didn't
Seriously though (Score:1)
No wonder those little suckers kept biting me! (Score:1)
I've seen it (Score:1)